"Master!"

"Don't mind! I never accept apprentices, they are all fooling Lao Haizi. You have fun with him, learn some skills, and even if the Planning Bureau doesn't allow you, you will have a place to live. In this way, I saw the old ghost, and I could explain it. ”

"Hey, I don't care if you accept apprentices or not, when I meet people, I will say, I am an apprentice of Eagle Mountain. Zhao Xihe played a scoundrel.

"You...... Random. Eagle Mountain almost laughed angrily.

Eagle Mountain rowed a small wooden boat and slowly disappeared into the mist.

Uncle Hai was originally picked up from the island reef by the fishermen in the village when they went out to fish—an anonymous abandoned baby. A child who was originally very pretty, but because of a fire in the village, he was severely burned. Although the man was treated by the barefoot doctor with earthwork, the man was also destroyed. It's what it looks like today.

Because the villagers disliked him, he had to move to this primeval forest near the sea, where he lived by hunting and fishing. Later, a white British-American "leased" the island. This product has a special hobby, like to collect some strange looking people and animals, play enough, get to Europe to sell. When he heard about Uncle Hai, he sent someone to arrest him.

At first, he was just hiding in Tibet. Later, when I got bored, I took fun of playing tricks on them. Over time, he has developed the ability to survive and fight in the wild. It wasn't until liberation in 1980 that he really returned to a quiet and carefree life.

Where Uncle Hai lived, there was a ruin of the Tanah Lot Temple of the Menyas. So, people call this place Tanah Lot Temple.

"What, reluctant?" the sea god squatted on an unknown stone statue covered with coral and dry vines, squinting at Zhao Xihe.

"Old goblin, what are your skills?"

To be honest, Zhao Xihe didn't have the heart to learn skills from him. So, the words are a little irreverent.

"In this forest, I slew seven white skins and thirty-nine black slaves with the bone spear of a sea beast. With a harpoon, I plunged into the sea and could take out sharks and dolphins. Use a blowpipe to kill parrots and sparrows. You're the kind of food I've had for three days. ”

it!!

"You can't live if you don't brag, right?" Zhao Xihe didn't believe it.

"Boy, if I don't show you my hands, you don't know how powerful my Uncle Hai is. As he spoke, Uncle Hai carried a spear and jumped into the rough water.

Hey!...... Don't want to die?

Zhao Xihe lay on the edge of the sea cliff and shouted at the rough sea: "Old goblin, you are seventy-five, don't make trouble, come up quickly." ”

The waves completely drowned out his voice, and he couldn't even hear himself, let alone the old goblin.

Gotta wait.

Maybe he's an old goblin.

Zhao Xihe sat on the edge of the sea cliff, dangling his two legs, and began to admire the sea.

After 30 minutes, Uncle Hai peeked out of the waves and disappeared again. After another five minutes, he appeared on an ancient boulder staircase that was half-submerged into the sea, with a spear on his shoulder and a sea fish two meters long in his hand. The fish's mouth is still open......

Groove ...... Awesome!!

Zhao Xihe was convinced.

"Click......"

Uncle Hai not only goes to the sea to fish like a kraken, but he is also a good hand at picking up an axe to clean up fish. He is like a black shop guy in a movie called "New Dragon Gate Inn", and he came to a fancy fish solution. After a sword and sword shadow, a huge fish was cleaned up, the bones were bones, the bones were bones, and the flesh became a large pile of fillets. The most terrifying thing is that the fish's mouth is still closed......

it!!

This knife skill...... God!!

"Is it roasted or stewed?" asked Uncle Hai proudly.

"Roast!"

So, in front of a 5-meter-high stone statue of the god of the sea, local materials were taken, and an old man and a young man ate grilled fish fillets.

What I didn't expect was that I underestimated Uncle Hai, he had all kinds of condiments for oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. With the back of the stone statue, the rough sea at your feet, a bonfire is lit, and fresh sea fish fillets are grilled. Life is like this, what more can a husband ask for?!

"By the way, do you drink?"

"Got wine?"

"Hey, look down on me, don't you?" Uncle Hai imitated Zhao Xihe and spoke, which was really amazing.

Originally, I thought it was the kind of muddy wine that Uncle Hai brewed himself and was filled with jars or some mess. When Zhao Xihe came to the "Grotto Wine Cellar", he was dumbfounded...... Damn, you're a billionaire?!!

Chivas Regal, Jack Daniel's, Glenlivet and other famous whiskies, Blue Sky, Snow Tree, Crystal Head and other vodkas, as well as Zhao Xihe has heard of Rémy Martin, Napoleon, Martell, etc., all kinds of famous wines in the world fill the entire grotto, roughly calculated, there are more than 300 bottles, their value is ...... Can't figure it out.

These are not nothing, the most powerful thing is the kind of oak barrels that have a vintage of 75 and 82 years, and they are all raw wine.

"Sea ...... Uncle Hai, do you know what you are worth now?"

"I, uh-huh......" Uncle Hai thought about it very seriously, "a hundred catties at most." ”

I'm ......

"Remember, in the future, don't tell anyone about these wines, it will attract thieves. Every bottle of them is ......" Zhao Xi and Uncle Afraid of the Sea have no money values, and thought for a while, "Top one of the best fishing boats in your village." ”

"Well, it's worth a lot. ”

And then what......

"Then my feet are expensive, soak them every day. Uncle Hai dropped this sentence and left in a chic manner.

the !!!

Zhao Xihe felt that he had suffered serious internal injuries, and he didn't vomit dozens of catties of blood, and he was uncomfortable.

When eating barbecue, Uncle Hai said that the geography of Poseidon Bay is relatively special, and one or two shipwrecked ships often drift in. When he was idle, he went to pick up some beautiful things that could be used and took them back to Tanah Lot. Sometimes you can save someone who hasn't died. But mostly dead bodies. Every month, the head of Yashui Village comes to collect the bodies of the victims. However, most of the carcasses were soaked in the bay and fed to the fish.

"Wait a minute, you said that most of the bodies of those victims were fed to the fish?"

"That's right. As he spoke, Uncle Hai threw a piece of fish meat into his mouth.

"Right down here?"

"yes?"

"And where did you catch this fish?"

"Don't you see? The fish down here is fat......" As he spoke, Uncle Hai picked up another piece of fish meat and stuffed it into his mouth.

"Vomit ......"

"Vomit ......"

Zhao Xihe vomited nonstop, even vomited bile, and the whole person collapsed.

In fact, except for Eagle Mountain, no third person has ever seen those wines. In the same way, Eagle Mountain has instructed several times. So, if it weren't for you, Zhao Xihe, who is an apprentice of Eagle Mountain, you wouldn't have seen a bottle of these wines.

In the evening, Uncle Hai brought Zhao Xihe a bucket of steaming millet porridge and half a bottle of pickles. Zhao Xihe barely ate a few bites and went to sleep.

The next day, when Zhao Xihe woke up, Uncle Hai was practicing handstand on a tree branch. The branches of the trees are swaying in the sea breeze and may break at any time. And this old man is like welding to the branches of a tree, as steady as a dog.

"Uncle Hai, you are so awesome!" Zhao Xihe admired the tall thumb.

"Do you want to learn?"

"Yes. ”

So, from this day, Uncle Hai began to teach Zhao Xihe a special method of practicing qigong: one hand grasps the branches, the other hand scratches in the air, and the fish skin covers the head to prevent breathing. It must be held for 3 minutes before the fish skin can be lifted to take a breath and change oxygen.

For the first time, Zhao Xihe only lasted 30 seconds. The second time, 40 seconds. The third time, 1 minute. In this minute, it took 30 times to add 5 seconds. At the end of the day, by the end of the evening, it reached 2 minutes of breath-holding.

However, I didn't practice this all day, and I also learned to dive.

In the evening, Uncle Hai boiled a pot of seabird eggs.

World famous red wine + boiled seabird eggs...... It's kind of hilarious, hahaha.

"Uncle Hai, why do you sleep like a corpse at night, without breathing?"

"Alas...... At the beginning, the whiteskins sent a private army to arrest me. How big can this forest be? So, in order not to be found, I hid in the sea. But the sea was too cold. I put the bird feathers in my nostrils and made the sound of breathing as low as possible. After a long time, lying there, you don't touch the pulse, like a dead man. ”

"Bird feathers?"

"This is the hair of the sea crow, it is very soft, stuffed into the nose, don't gasp, it will itch when you breathe. ”

Zhao Xihe took the bird feather and looked at it, there was nothing special, it was just that the feathers were particularly fine and fluffy.

Although the agents of the Planning Bureau face all kinds of demons and monsters every day, with all kinds of high-tech self-defense, it is not difficult to fight head-on. Most of the agents who were killed died while sleeping and lurking. God cut your throat without knowing it. It's hard to prevent.

If you can learn Uncle Hai's two skills of "branch handstand" and "standing up corpse", what are you afraid of?

So, that night, Zhao Xihe learned from Uncle Hai to stuff the sea crow's bird feathers into his nostrils (note: there is no need to stuff feathers after practice). A little louder gasp, the bird feather will itch the mucous membrane of the nose, first the itching is uncomfortable, and then the sneezing.

After one night, Zhao Xihe turned into a panda eye, and the next day he practiced listlessly and was very stateless.

"It's not something that works in a day or two, take your time. "Uncle Hai was afraid that Zhao Xihe would give up.

"Uncle Hai, what debt do you owe to my master?" Zhao Xihe was very curious.

"It started fifteen years ago......

After listening to Uncle Hai's rambling story, the summary is as follows: A group of mutants wanted to grab the territory of Poseidon Bay, but Uncle Hai couldn't fight and was driven into the sea. Later, Eagle Mountain rescued him and drove the mutant away.

Zhao Xihe's eyes rolled, and he said thoughtfully: "Uncle Hai, I can't stay here for a few days." There are not two skills you have taught me that I will not be able to learn well in a year or two. In other words, you are not teaching me anything. Then, you owe my master the grace of saving your life, and you will not be able to repay it. Isn't that the truth?"

"Yes. "Uncle Hai is too real and fell into Zhao Xihe's trap.

"What should I do then?" Zhao Xihe looked like "I'm really anxious for you".

Uncle Hai thought for a while, and his eyes lit up: "There is! I'll show you a treasure." After saying that, he ran to his cave, ahh

Baby...... It can't be a phone ripped from a shipwreck, right?

Zhao Xihe thought with a lot of bad taste.

Ten minutes later, Uncle Hai came over with a beautifully made black suitcase. He pressed it in the suitcase, and when a green light appeared where his finger was pressed, he shouted: "Sarajevo!"

There was an electronic sound of "ding", the metal trim on the suitcase swam around like a snake and changed, and the box flashed green light in a circle, and it was over. Then gently open the suitcase with your hand, and there is nothing in it except the black velvet pad.

I saw Uncle Hai put his hand into the box, pulled it on the black velvet cushion, and then took out something like a physical performance. And then...... Uncle Hai's arms and legs disappeared in the same way, and in the end only one head remained.

it!!

Zhao Xihe was so frightened that he fell on his ass.