"Old pimple, what did you eat at noon?" Lai San asked.

"Porridge. Ji Mo said casually.

"That's full. Lai San said with a smile.

"Nope. Ji Mo touched his stomach unwillingly, he never imagined that he would one day worry about food and clothing.

"Poor people cannot eat enough, and do not eat enough. Lai San said with a serious and serious attitude, "In this way, you can live for a long time." ”

"What is the reason?" Ji Mo directly expressed his disdain.

"When you are full of food and drink, people will relax their vigilance, and on this snowy day, when they fall asleep, they don't know when the fire will go out, and they may freeze to death. Lai San pointed and said, "We have to eat five minutes full, retain the hunger, in case you wake up hungry, it can save your life." ”

"What about experience?" Ji Mo thought about it, and it was really a bit in line with the truth of "born in sorrow and dying in peace".

"Bullshit, I slept in the house at this meeting last year, and I don't know which bastard secretly closed the door for me.

If I hadn't eaten dinner and woke up hungry in the middle of the night, I would have suffocated Lao Tzu inside. Lai San's wrinkled face that couldn't tell his true face was hideous, "If Lao Tzu knew who it was, he would have to pick his skin and tear down his bones." ”

Ji Mo looked at the roaring fire, the smoke swaying around, if the door was closed and he didn't suffocate to death, it would be called a ghost.

"I'm going to go south and live in a big house. Ji Mo directly said his wish, "The four seasons are like spring, and there is no winter."

In fact, there is no need to struggle, the main work every day is to bask in the sun, cast a net into the sea when you are hungry, stretch your head in the stream when you are thirsty, and by the way, you can also pick a fruit from the tree to supplement vitamins. ”

Lai San's expression when he looked at the fool made him very uncomfortable, and Ji Mo couldn't help but say, "What are you doing, you can't be a little ambitious?"

"How did our ancestors come to be, you forgot so quickly?" Lai San asked rhetorically.

"How did it come?" Ji Mo's mind had no memory of this.

"Your grandfather, my grandfather, including most of the families in the town, have fled from the south and settled here, and even the ancestors of our Beiling generals have also come from the south," Lai San said angrily, "Do you think the world is the same as ours?"

There are wars going on everywhere in the south, and if you are unlucky, you will be pulled to be a strong man, your age is the most suitable, give you a gun, and you will be able to go to the battlefield immediately, if you burp directly in less than a month, people will even save money on food. ”

Ji Mo said unconvinced, "Go to the mountains to hide, I don't believe it, they can still climb more than a dozen mountains?"

I can't do it, I can still take a boat to the sea, when the islanders go, the world is so big, where can't I go and see?"

"Is your grandfather more stupid than you, or is it how can you get it?" There are few people in the south, and no matter how much you toss in the mountains, you can't get enough food to feed the family," Lai San said with a smile, "Besides, what kind of oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea do you have?"

It's really sloppy, you won't live more than thirty-five or sixteen. ”

"I have a lot of things, and I don't necessarily need to farm. ”

He can't lift his hands and shoulders, but he can hold a pen, he has a lot of novels in his head, and he can't sell them for money if he revises and changes them in this era?

For example, Ximen Blowing Snow vs. Ye Gucheng was changed to Ximen Dana vs. Ye Tou, which is very down-to-earth and in line with the characteristics of the times.

It's hard not to be popular!

When the time comes, the giants of the literary world will be at the peak of their lives!

"What do you want?" Lai San glanced at him with disdain, no longer bothered him, and the rice in the enamel jar was not washed, but directly put it into a small iron pot, smashed the ice cubes in the water tank, scooped the water into it, and put it on the fire, and then continued, "You kid, maybe you won't be able to catch up with me." ”

"Not as good as you?"

Are you kidding!

It's an insult to a traverser!

"I might as well crash to death in the City God Temple. In fact, as long as he can live in this life, he will be content.

Ideal?

His ideal was to be able to stand up, and the great soul would no longer be trapped by that paralyzed skin.

Now it's a dream come true!

Thank God.

Lai San said: "Then it's best for you to hit and die now." ”

Ji Mo didn't bother to speak again, the little fox arched back and forth in his arms, he remembered that he was holding someone's mouth, he sat up, grabbed the back of its neck with one hand, the poor countryside, was bitten, it was not a joke.

He remembered that there was a back door behind the City God Temple, got up and carried the little fox around the City God statue, opened the gate, and the storm and snow whizzed in the vast world.

He put the little fox in the wasteland at the door, waved his hand at the little fox who hadn't reacted for a while, and said, "Let's go, next time be smart, and you won't have such good luck if you are caught again." ”

The little fox didn't seem to understand what was going on, and when he was sure that he was free, he hurried ahead for a while, and no one chased him, and he dared to shake off the snowflakes on his body in the strong wind, and looked back.

"Bye-bye. Ji Mo waved his hand.

The little fox made his way through the wheat field quickly, and in a short time he was into the woods not far away.

Ji Mo closed the door again.

"You're so idle. Lai San, who was drinking gruel, said angrily.

"Heaven has the virtue of a good life. Ji Mo said painlessly.

"Then don't eat my bacon. Lai San used chopsticks to knock off Ji Mo's hand stretched out to the plate.

"Hehe..... Ji Mo didn't care, he found a bowl and chopsticks by himself, and filled a bowl.

Blow while stirring in it with chopsticks, and suck two mouthfuls from time to time.

"Winter is coming......" Lai San suddenly looked at the snowflakes outside, and he didn't have time to care about Ji Mo, who was stealing his bacon.

"Then spring won't be far away. Ji Mo sighed that this meat was really fragrant, and almost burst into tears of excitement, "Life is in the world, eating and drinking." ”

Lai San put down the bowl, lit the dry tobacco pouch, the smoke came out of his nostrils, and after taking another deep breath, he said, "If only there was a mother-in-law." ”

"I think about my mother-in-law with warmth. Ji Mo said casually.

"You little cub who doesn't have any hair knows a ball!" Lai San said angrily.

"The eldest girl of the Wang family who sells bean curd, I think you are quite suitable. Ji Mo said with a smile.

"Really, you think so too?" Lai San straightened up excitedly, and his head went straight to Ji Mo.

"Ho....." Ji Mo was disgusted by the unknown smell that came out of Lai San's mouth, and hurriedly took a step back, and then said, "The key is that I feel that your conditions are also a little worse, at least you have to have a nest, although they are widows, they are not just looking for someone to marry." ”

"That's a problem. Lai San smacked his lips and said, "And I inquired, I have to ask for two bags of grain, if Lao Tzu has two bags of grain, he can marry the big girl of Huanghua, what else is this old stubble doing?"

What about jokes. ”