When Zheng Xiaowen heard this, she said in her heart: Yes, isn't Yilin and I both very good, why do you want to cry? She let go of Yang Yilin and sat down on the chair again.

Both sat upright and looked at each other, both looking at what the other was going to say.

Yang Yilin thought to herself: Xiaowen and I have made a fuss like this because of some superficial things, look at what makes Xiaowen uncomfortable and crying, oh, there is, why don't I tell a joke for Xiaowen to hear, she will definitely be very happy, then won't it return to peace. Well, this one is good.

So, what kind of joke should I tell? He suddenly remembered that Zheng Xiaowen was talking to him today, and Zheng Xiaowen had never been before, and he was screaming and screaming. At this moment, he thought about Zheng Xiaowen's arguing with him, and he was not angry, as soon as his thinking turned around, the story came out: Okay, it's just right to talk about this content!

Yang Yilin raised his hand and patted Zheng Xiaowen's arm: "Hey, Xiaowen, I suddenly remembered a real thing, I wanted to tell you about it a long time ago, but I was so busy that I forgot about it." Now that I think about it, it's interesting, do you want to hear it?"

Zheng Xiaowen said: "Since you said it is interesting, it must be very interesting, if you want to listen, talk about it quickly." ”

Yang Yilin looked at Zheng Xiaowen, and he said: "Listen carefully, here's the thing, I have an acquaintance in the countryside, my acquaintance Xiao Y, he is already married." His family lives at the foot of a hill by a small river that flows north-south. ”

When Zheng Xiaowen heard this, she smiled happily and said: "I have seen the place you talked about, the scenery there is very beautiful, just like the scenery I saw when I visited Sheepshead Mountain, I want to hear it, let's talk about it quickly." ”

Yang Yilin wanted to tell the storyline, and he continued: "One day, Xiao Y's wife, Xiao Z, she pointed to Xiao Y and said: 'Hey, Xiao Y, you said that you would manage our farmland, how long has it been since you said this, you don't mow the grass for the cows? The cows don't eat grass, how can they have the strength to plow the ground!'

Xiao Z looked at Xiao Y with a smile on her face, and didn't answer her words, which made Xiao Z angry, she picked up the bamboo cane that usually beat Xiao Y, and ran to Xiao Y.

Xiao Y saw that the momentum was not right, he was the same as usual, while the bamboo cane had not hit him, he quickly raised his feet and ran to the west of the river, running and holding his head and shouting: 'Oh, it's terrible! Xiao Z is beating someone! Help! Help!' He ran to the river, wading through the river to the west bank, and never dared to look back.

"Xiao Y ran to the west bank of the river, and there happened to be an uncle fishing, Xiao Y trembled and stepped forward to hug the uncle's back with a trembling heart, and said: 'Uncle, save me! Uncle, save me!'

"The uncle looked at the left and right and said, 'What are you doing, what are you doing?' look, you scared away the fish I was about to catch, didn't you!'

"Xiao Y was still trembling in panic and said anxiously: 'Oh, she's coming, oh, she's coming, uncle, protect me, uncle, protect me!'

"The uncle was in a hurry, and he suddenly turned to look this way, and then to that side, and said, 'What is this person!

Xiao Y pointed to Hedong, and the uncle looked in the direction of Xiao Y, and saw Xiao Z standing in Hedong, holding a bamboo cane in one hand and pointing to Hexi with the other, and he didn't know what was being noisy and shouting.

When the uncle saw this, he was so happy, he said, 'Oh, what should I do, you are so afraid, it turned out to be a lion's roar, hehehehe! You relax, the bamboo cane, she just lifts it, and it can't hit you. Her mouth is just a roar, and the roar can't reach your heart. Don't be afraid, it's okay!'

"Xiao Y still trembled a little and said, 'Uncle, is what you said true?' She took the bamboo cane, although she never hit me, so how can I feel that when she lifts the bamboo cane, my body hurts, and she yells at me with her mouth, and I am shocked?"

"The uncle said in the most experienced tone: 'This is because you are too tender, you still don't understand, this kind of beating and roaring that is difficult to find in the world, and you don't know how to enjoy this kind of beating and roaring. When you train to the level of acceptance of my uncle, you will be so cheap that you don't see a fight for a day or listen to a roar, then it's not okay, you can't live that day!"

"Then he said, 'I'll tell you the truth, and you listen carefully.' The uncle pointed to Hedong and said, 'This is the only one who will beat you, she will yell at you, if you change to another woman, then you will stand far away!

Yang Yilin finished speaking, and when he spoke, he kept observing Zheng Xiaowen's expression. At this moment, he wanted to see what Zheng Xiaowen would say.

Zheng Xiaowen listened, she just felt ridiculous, she smiled and said, "I don't believe this is your acquaintance's business, I feel that you made it up." Didn't you just borrow the words Hedong and Lion's Roar and make up a story about being afraid of your wife? It's a bit ridiculous, but it's also a little bit plausible. However, I ask you, how can you know so much at your age?"

Yang Yilin didn't know at all when she saw Zheng Xiaowen, the origin of this story came from today, she Zheng Xiaowen's angry 'roar' in the West Wing, and she didn't know that the little Y was me Yang Yilin, and that little Z was her Zheng Xiaowen. Moreover, this is just a story I improvised with the topic, and it refers to her Xiaowen alone.

Yang Yilin still said in her heart: Alas, there is no way, she Zheng Xiaowen is such a lovely Han Nini, usually not particularly important things, she will not think about it elsewhere. It's also very likely that she has long forgotten about what she yelled at me today.

Yang Yilin replied: "I grew up in a mountain village, and those adults and elders in the mountain village talk a lot about things after dinner, as long as I have heard what they say, I will remember them all." Besides, I used to be a highly talented student, and when my talent is combined with the real people and real things I heard, the story will come out, it's as simple as that. ”

Zheng Xiaowen wanted to comfort Yang Yilin, and wanted to make Yang Yilin's mood relaxed and happy, she said: "The storyline you made up is very interesting, I want to laugh when I listen to it." Now that I think about it, I want to laugh, Gegegege!"

Yang Yilin really made Zheng Xiaowen laugh, and he was very happy, he looked at Zheng Xiaowen, and suddenly turned a corner in his thoughts, he remembered the age difference between the two of them, and said in his heart: Today Xiaowen said this age difference so clearly, so dissatisfied, I always feel that my age seems to be ......

Yang Yilin only thought for a moment, and then he said to Zheng Xiaowen: "Xiaowen, I know that you have always had that age number in your heart, in fact, when I saw the two of us going to the mall, there were so many people who didn't know each other, and they all looked at the two of us with praise." At that moment, you looked at me embarrassed and didn't say anything, in fact, I was very happy in my heart. ”

When Yang Yilin said this, he raised his index finger to Zheng Xiaowen's cheek, lightly tapped it and said, "Xiaowen Nini, do you know, I have doubts about your age......"

Zheng Xiaowen's eyes suddenly widened: "Huh, what did you say?"

Yang Yilin hurriedly said: "Wen Nini, don't get excited, don't get excited, I, I mean, I suspect that your age is not that old, see if your father and mother have misremembered your age?"

Zheng Xiaowen shook his head and said: "I'm not mistaken, if I remember correctly, I don't have to worry about it anymore." ”

Yang Yilin said: "Your age is good, I still suspect that my age is wrong! Listen to me, I was the youngest student in my class from elementary school to university. Think about it, how could a child in a remote mountain village go to school so early? There are all classmates who are four or five years older than me.

"I remember when I was in elementary school, I was very small, and I was always the first at the end of the queue, and I was like this until the second grade of junior high school, and in the third year of junior high school, this child grew up and grew taller. I have wondered more than once that it is because of my small stature that my family has reported my age younger when it is time to go to school.

"You see, since the third year of junior high school, I have known what I look like, much older than my age, because many of my classmates are afraid of me. If I say something harsh, some of my classmates will not dare to go to me as if they had met a teacher. Although I've always been a class leader, I'm also a classmate, and they won't be so afraid of me.

"When I got to high school, it seemed like it was more pronounced. However, I never asked my family about this. I have such doubts about my age, and there is a good reason. I thought, from my eldest brother to my sister, there is a difference of three or four years between them, my sister and I are side by side, and there is a nine year difference between my sister and me, and I think that's a question.

"When I was a child, adults said that life in a mountain village was as miserable as Coptis chinensis, and the poorer the family, the more children there were. In the family next door to the west of my house, there are about a dozen brothers and sisters. I remember that his family was afraid that he would not be able to tell who was bigger and who was small, so he tied different colored threads around the feet and necks of the twin boys to make marks. Some wealthy people go to his house and want a child, but whatever his family says, they don't give the child away.

"My brother and my sister, I don't need to make marks, I think that my father and my mother know who is who. The question is, who is missing between my sister and me? Is there a difference of nine years? Did my father and my mother give away the child between me and my sister? Because there are many children, I don't know which one to give? I misremember my age and record it as the age of the youngest child?

"Xiaowen, think about what I said, will I be true at my age? Also, I like to be with mature people who are older than me, and when I see my peers, I just think they are ignorant children. To be honest, I like mature people......"

Zheng Xiaowen intercepted Yang Yilin's words, she said: "I'm not mature at all, my mother always says that I'm too sincere, so honest that I can't be enlightened, and I won't be flexible." ”

Yang Yilin took over and said: "You are competing with me when you say this, don't say this in the future." You remember, from the first time I saw you, the first day, I just felt that you were mature, and it was enough. As for your stupidity and naivety in front of me in the future, it has become another favorite of mine, you know.

"Okay, let's talk about me, all this time, I've been thinking that my dad and mom must have misremembered my age. I guess I'm not twenty-six this year, I'm definitely twenty-seven......"

Yang Yilin was talking, and as soon as Zheng Xiaowen heard the numbers of these two ages, she leaned forward excitedly, hugged Yang Yilin hard, and kissed Yang Yilin on the cheek happily.

Yang Yilin's heart was also excited, and he continued: "You see, it was published in the newspaper that I was twenty-seven years old, and there was not even a single suspicious person in our factory. At that time, when Su Chen led someone to interview me, I was talking about this number, and the two of them didn't even have a vague moment, so they wrote this number.

"I'm going to go home next time and ask my mom to see if I have misremembered my age. I thought, no matter whether this age number is wrong or not, because I am young in my file, I have to respond to the call for late marriage. I think, let's get married on May Day in '90, I think this is the most appropriate time for us to get married, what do you say?"