Chapter 139: The Art of the Husband
Wu Zhanpeng was particularly annoyed by being despised naked, naked, and naked, how could his grandfather be like this? Without investigation, he had no right to speak, and if he had not been in love, he couldn't have experience? What happened to single dogs? Single dogs also have springs.
No, you can't do this, you have to fight for a breath if you don't steam steamed buns, you can't be discouraged like this, otherwise you will really be despised to the point that you don't even have underwear, you must hold on, and you have to think about yourself if you don't think about your cousin.
Mo Ran, Wu Zhanpeng felt that taking over this matter would definitely be good for himself, if he confessed it with such a small blow, he might get a huge loss, and then he might regret his face and heart broken, it is definitely not like this, a manly man, what is there to be afraid of?
Thinking of this, Wu Zhanpeng's heart instantly felt a little cool and crooked, this kind of taste is very beautiful, and he feels a special sense of superiority.
Young, less than 1000 years old, what's the big deal, nothing to be afraid of, anyway, I'm young, this is an advantage, if I fail, a few clicks will pass, who will not get along with a little kid?
So, Wu Zhanpeng was like a little rooster with high morale, raising his head and chest, and said to Situ Tianji in a rather arrogant tone: "Grandpa, you are old, you have been closed for too long, and you can't keep up with the rhythm of the times, you have to study hard, or you will really, really ......!"
Now the world outside, the changes are changing with each passing day, it is the real embodiment of the cave is only a few days, the world has been a thousand years, you think it is still the same as before, the retreat has come out for hundreds of years, it has not changed at all, it is impossible.
By the way, I want to solemnly tell you that otaku also understand love, not to mention that I am not an otaku, what you said is not wrong, it has not deviated from the direction at all, it is very correct, and what I said is also true, but, although I am a single dog now. However, the theoretical knowledge is very solid, and the experience in the book is very rich.
There is a saying in the world that is not very good, I have never eaten pork, and I have seen pigs walking, and they also invented a machine, called a television, after having this machine, they have made a lot of TV series about love, and have also written a lot of love novels, I have read them all, not so much, I also want to find someone to experiment, but I can't meet it!
The cousin's affairs can definitely help, and being his love counselor is definitely competent, just like that, you can absolutely rest assured, you can't worry about it at all.
As for how to marry a wife, there are three main points, the first point is that the face should be thick, the dead skin should be pasted on the face, and there must be no timidity, perseverance, and perseverance, even if it is a stone heart, a cold heart will be warmed.
The second point is to have strength, and this is not a problem for us at all, is our family still short of money? If our family is poor in money, it will be a joke, and this joke will cold everyone in the universe to death.
The third point is particularly important, this mainly depends on the ability of personal comprehension and reaction, if people are too stupid, then there is no way, treat girls, you must be observant, understand the girl's habits and hobbies, you can prescribe the right medicine, and then it will be natural.
Your cousin's ingenuity, in the second and third points, there is no problem, the only thing to worry about now is the first point, his face is too thin, and he is afraid in his heart.
I can only blame your grandfather and uncle for this, I didn't mean to make you ugly, you are really what and what, today my grandmother and aunt are here, I won't talk about it, you should all understand, right?
I won't say much about this, it's our family's internal matter, to be precise, yours, as a junior, I just mentioned it a little, you don't blame me, and you can't find an opportunity to beat me in the future.
Grandpa, now you should know my strength! You can leave this matter to me? I will definitely change, do what you may have imagined in your heart, I can't guarantee that you will be 100% satisfied, but more than 60% can still be.
Of course, what I said is useless, I will prove it with practical actions, my research is correct, if you can't make a result, that is, let my future cousin-in-law happily accept my cousin, then I am a paper talker, then I may have to be a single dog for the rest of my life, I failed myself, you don't have anything to lose!
Just now, as I said earlier, the men in our family are all men who stand up to the sky outside, but they are born with a shortcoming, and this shortcoming has two sides.
For women, that's a big advantage, you can take it outside to show off, and for men, it's a stain on your life, as long as you don't open your mouth, you'll be hit.
Shame on me, no matter how much you open your teeth and claws outside, even if it is enough to walk sideways like a crab and return home, it is really a cute little kitten, it is simply a docile mess that has nothing to say, and can't find a little fault, so that every day in our family there are female friends to learn from the scriptures, to learn the art of husbandry.
In order to prevent this from happening, I realized the problem from the little bit I felt, that is, the first hairs growing next to my little brother, under me.
I don't want to repeat your fate, it's too scary, my cousin's own best proof, why is he like this now? You know, I know, everyone understands, then again, you and your uncle are okay, my dad and him...... It's so sad to be worse than you.
So, I don't believe in that fate, I started to study, looking for all the opportunities, seizing every opportunity, to learn the knowledge behind the love knot, at least to be able to arm the mind, and when the time comes, I won't panic, and there is probably a number in my heart, and I have made all the notes, at least more than 10 million words.
What is this? My grandmother and aunt are here today, and I can be regarded as taking a salary from the bottom of the boat, digging my own grave, and fighting hard! If I can't succeed, I'll be ruined by myself, and I don't know when the time comes.
What a risk, grandfather, you are an old man, you should understand, you understand very well, don't want me to say too much, right?
If you don't do this well, in fact, I will be hit, and the most serious thing is myself, and I can't make a result, and what I said today is known to my dear mother, God! Earth! I am ......!"
"Okay, don't say it anymore, just talk about it here, this matter will be left to you, anyway, we have nothing to do, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor."
However, I would like to state that this is your own personal act, the task I have given you, and that's it, and nothing else? There is nothing to do, just take care of it yourself! I have something to do, so I will withdraw first. ”
Wu Zhanpeng gushed endlessly, as if he wanted to continue, this is okay, this has been prepared since he just grew hair, God knows when he can talk about it? Maybe three days and three nights are possible, where is there so much precious time to accompany him to tear down?
Situ Tianji trembled, the speed of his beating suddenly soared, and he inadvertently got goosebumps, cold sweat was about to break out, and he felt that his body was cold and cold, which was too exciting.
In his heart, he couldn't help but burst out with a foul mouth: Damn, you have courage! Young people are really not afraid of death, knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, and preferring to go to the tiger mountains, this kind of fearless spirit is worthy of praise.
However, we must get rid of this kind of relationship clearly, because this kind of thing is more and more dangerous, and there are too many uncertain factors.
My wife is by my side, I have to be a man, I must recognize the actual situation, this is a proper regular bomb, if it is inadvertently detonated, I don't know what should be dead at that time, and it should end as soon as possible.
Pit grandson, this is also no way, have to do it, it's that kind of thing, the pit is the pit, he sent it to the door himself, he can't blame others, he is young, it should be fine, it's a big deal to go to the wall and think about it, just think about it, just treat it as a retreat and practice.
In the future, we will be able to stand tall and see far, and the road of life is boundless, and how can we see the rainbow if we have not experienced the test of wind and rain? Therefore, we can grow well in the midst of setbacks.
At the beginning, he was stunned by his grandson, the little guy was really terrible, but after he woke up, he realized the seriousness of the problem, Situ Tianji immediately stopped it, first praised him a few times, affirmed his attitude, and then cleared himself up, which is the most important thing.
In the end, he said to his wife Wu Yiran, who was sitting next to him: "Wife, since our grandson can solve his cousin's problem, why is there nothing to do now? ”
said that he would really leave, and Si Yan did not hesitate at all, and before everyone could react, Situ Tianji slowly dissipated.