Chapter 1: The first person to cross the most miserable time in history
Liu Qing, an unemployed dick silk man!
At this time, he was holding his mobile phone and indulging in a novel on a website.
"Grandma's, how good is this crossing?", why can't I meet grandpa!
Looking at the protagonist in the novel, getting the golden finger, hugging Gao Leng Yujie on the left and the cute Lori on the right, Liu Qing was so envious that she couldn't stop drooling!
When the crystal saliva at the corner of his mouth was about to fall, he sucked it back with a sigh~.
Looking at the handsome guy who was crazy pursued by a rich woman in the novel, Liu Qing couldn't help but feel jealous in her heart, "Alas, why is there no rich woman to support me, I really want to say, Auntie, I don't want to struggle anymore"
Knock knock~ At this moment, there was a sudden knock on the door,
"Who's it? knock knock knock on the big night" Liu Qing muttered, and was in the middle of the wonderful part of his heart, when he was suddenly interrupted, and he was bored for a while.
He couldn't stop chattering, but he still got up and found the slippers in the trash can, and slowly shook the door to open the door!
Bang~ Liu Qing opened the door, and the complaint that was about to pop out of his mouth was suddenly swallowed by him, and then a flattering smile immediately appeared on his face.
In front of his eyes was a flowery ....... with heavy makeup, low-cut dress, miniskirt, and lace legs Big fat!
Visual inspection is about 300 catties.
"Ouch, no wonder I heard a magpie crying outside the window this morning, what kind of wind will blow the gentle, virtuous, beautiful, generous, sexy and elegant landlord to you?" Liu Qing said with low eyebrows.
But is this the shape that the wind can blow? The wind means that it does not carry this pot!
"Hmph, Liu Qing, don't give me sloppy eyes, you owe me half a year's rent, when will you pay it?" The big fat girl walked into the room as she spoke, and bounced Liu Qing to the side with a belly.
Liu Qing rubbed the part that had just been attacked with a bitter face, slowly followed behind the big fat girl, and replied helplessly, "Landlord, you will delay me for another month, and I will definitely give it to you after a month,"
"Oh a month, but the last time you said it was also a month!" said the big fat girl and walked to Liu Qing's bedside, and then sat on it, and suddenly Liu Qing's poor little bed made an overwhelmed crunch.
Seeing Liu Qing's heart tremble.
Swallowing a mouthful of saliva, Liu Qing said cautiously: "That's different, I'll go to find a job tomorrow, and this time I can definitely rent it to you." ”
"Okay, Liu Qing, in fact, I'm not short of that money, you know, I have dozens of suites, and I don't lack your little money. The big fat girl said proudly.
"Huh, is it?" "Thank you so much, landlord, you are really a living bodhisattva in heaven, and you are really a noble person in my life." As soon as Liu Qing heard that there was such a good thing, he didn't want the rent anymore, and Liu Qing was suddenly so happy that he was overjoyed.
"Okay, don't be in a hurry to thank me first, I'm conditional," she said, and the big fat girl's eyes flashed with green light, and she glanced at Liu Qing.
Don't say it, although this Liu Qing is an otaku, but if you look at her facial features carefully, she is full of heroism, with a straight and three-dimensional face, as if she is sharpened by a knife, and her sword eyebrows are unruly.
Liu Qing was still immersed in the joy of free housing, and she didn't notice the eagerness in the eyes of the big fat girls at all.
So he said without hesitation: "Don't say it's a condition, it's ten hundred, as long as I Liu Qing can do it, frowning, I, Liu Qing, am not considered a hero above." Liu Qing's chest snapped.
The sound of his fists colliding with the solid muscles in his chest made the big fat girl's body tremble, and her eyes slowly became watery. The saliva in the throat is swallowing uncontrollably.
"Don't worry, you can do it. And it's easy. Endure a certain desire in her heart, the big fat girl said gently.
Listening to the voice of the big fat girl who suddenly came down, Liu Qing suddenly shivered, and the hair on her whole body stood up, as if she had a bad premonition, Liu Qing turned her head to look at the big fat girl on the bed,
Liu Qing was taken aback suddenly, good guy, these wolf-like eyes, aren't they the protagonists in the pillar industry of a small country that he usually looks at?
Sensing that something was wrong with the situation, Liu Qing tried to calm down the agitation in his heart, and asked in a trembling voice, "I don't know, I don't know what the landlord needs me to do?"
"What is the landlord called, it's too out-of-the-box, it's called someone else's sister. The big fat girl snorted.
Suddenly, Liu Qing got goosebumps and fell to the ground.
He had no choice but to say, "That, sister....... Sister...... Sister, I don't know, what do you need me to do?"
"What's the matter? don't you know?" the big fat squirmed.
Liu Qing's face turned pale suddenly, and his heart slowly began to become uneasy.
Before Liu Qing could speak, the big fat girl suddenly slowly got up from the bed. Slowly walked in the direction of Liu Qing, and the direction in which Liu Qing was standing was exactly the direction of the door, so Liu Qing thought that the big fat girl was leaving.
Liu Qing suddenly breathed a sigh of relief. was about to wipe the cold sweat from his forehead, but the next second he suddenly froze, and the big fat girl who came over did not walk towards the door, but stopped in front of him.
A fat white hand slowly put on Liu Qing's shoulder, and suddenly Liu Qing's body sank violently.
Liu Qing was frightened, trembling all over, and asked tremblingly, "Landlord, are you ...... What are you going to do here?"
"Wrongdoer, still pretending, oh I know, you want me to take the initiative, right? The big fat girl snorted, and suddenly seemed to understand something, and looked at the stunned Liu Qing with a look that I understand you.
Liu Qing was in extreme panic and was about to open his mouth to defend himself, but the next moment, he was directly picked up by the big fat girl.
Then walk in the direction of the bed.
Liu Qing was scared, and he completely collapsed. His face changed wildly, his whole body was tense, his body trembled uncontrollably, he desperately wanted to push the big fat girls away, he felt cold all over his body, his face turned pale, and he wanted to curl up hard, but it was ~useless~!
Looking at Liu Qing's resistance, the big fat girl was not angry, but knew it in her heart, she said shyly: "I knew that you men liked this kind of tone, and I didn't expect you to like it too." ”
"But I really don't. Liu Qing shouted in despair.
But how can the big fat girls still listen to it now?Peng~ With a sound, Liu Qing was thrown on the bed, and just when he wanted to get up and run, a big hand firmly pressed him like a Zhenhai divine needle, and then the other hand reached out to Liu Qing's clothes
Thorn~ Liu Qing's clothes were torn hard, and then, Liu Qing saw a fat body gradually covering his sky.
Liu Qing was crazy, crazy, desperate, struggling frantically with all his might, shouting heartbreakingly
Hands slapping the ground frantically.......
Then his eyes rolled and there was no movement, Liu Qing seemed to be in an unknown space, and in a daze, he listened: "Rub, it's hard to find a person with pure Han blood, won't burp...........