Why do all the bigwigs rush to jump out, bragging, telling stories, and being harmonious?

It's very simple, show investors - Lao Tzu is fine!

Is it really okay?

From June to July 2015, in just four weeks, the Shanghai Composite Index fell by 1,800 points, or nearly 35%.

In the process of falling, rounds of leveraged funds were liquidated, a large area of individual stock prices were cut in half, and 1,400 listed companies were suspended to avoid risks, which is really tragic.

Internet finance, culture and media, network security and other project sectors collectively extinguished...

One sentence to describe is: "Thousands of shares are suspended and the screen is green, and millions of shareholders are mourning everywhere." ”！

Huayi's market value fell to 50 billion, and 30 billion evaporated out of thin air...

The market value of oranges fell to 150 billion, compared with 220 billion at the beginning of the year, and directly evaporated 70 billion...

The glamorous market capitalization fell from 60 billion to 44 billion...

There was no way, the Shanghai Composite Index fell from 5174 points to 3373 points, and the market collapsed...

The more this is the case, the more you have to appear to be okay - two days before Wang Tearing Onions was restricted from flying first, he also revealed that 15,000 people had a meal on the Internet...

So how do you show that you're okay?

can only brag to the outside world...

After all, in the Forbes China Wealth List, Lu Xiaoran's name ranks third, and others can't even find the top 500!

In the 2015 Forbes China 100 Rich List, the first place is Da Lao Wang, with 30 billion US dollars, and the second is Ma Yun, worth 138.43 billion yuan;

Lu Xiaoran is worth 131 billion yuan, equivalent to 18 billion US dollars...

Among them, the biggest contribution is, of course, the orange series, Orange Image, holding 42% of the shares, Orange Pan Entertainment, Orange Mutual Entertainment, Orange Songcheng Performing Arts, personal holdings are 24%, 32% and 18% respectively, plus a piece of nearly 80 billion, his shareholding in Netflix is close to 9%, Netflix's market value is 80 billion US dollars, that is, 7.2 billion US dollars, 51 billion yuan, plus 131 billion...

On the second day of Forbes' announcement, Lu Xiaoran said on Weibo: The stock market has fallen in recent times, almost all film and television companies have been affected regardless of their performance, the market has almost been unable to distinguish the investment value of the company, investors have suffered heavy losses, and most of the company's managers have been scolded bloody, and we are no exception.

I always believe that the market value of oranges can reach more than 300 billion!

Because the American media and entertainment group is 200 billion US dollars, the starting point is more than 50 billion US dollars, and the top ten are more than 50 billion US dollars.

The richest man in the entertainment industry still has face, anyway, the stock price of Orange did not continue to fall,...

2015 is destined to be an eventful year...

……

There was nothing to do, and then, the "New Fortune 500 Rich List" was announced, Tangtang ranked 5th, and his personal wealth reached 16 billion.

The implication is that Tangtang's wealth and investment do not rely on his brain, but on his husband, and Tangtang replied: "It's just the second generation of rich!"

Then Wang tore the onion and said: After all, you are the sleeping generation!

"Let your father change the 220 billion he owes to the country and then come out and pretend to be forced, the richest man actually encourages the transfer of overseas assets? And you, look at the investment you make, which one is technological innovation in the real sense?

Lu Xiaoran turned into a madman who protected his wife and scolded him...

Wang didn't even dare to let out a fart, but his fans caught Lu Xiaoran and sprayed wildly, saying that he was jealous...

What is there to be jealous of?

His dad has half a year to go up to...

What about the king tearing the shallots?

Eight years of pretending to be forced, once it appears!

In the end, many people found that the most suitable character for Xiao Wang was not the "national husband", but the "stupid son of the landlord's family"!

Many people in the crew of "Geng Hao Returns to His Hometown" persuaded Lu Xiaoran not to be so straightforward...

After all, Wanda controls 13% of the country's theaters...

Wait another two years, and you'll know what the Present World Newspaper is!

……

Huang Bo is practicing "Love When You Die"...

According to the setting, he is a hot lover of death heavy metal rock, and formed a band to beg for food in Beijing, and the band members include Guan Yu, Ning Hao, and Lu Xiaoran himself as a cameo guitarist...

These people have two scenes, one is the concert scene, pretending to be accompaniment, and the other is the end of the concert, lamenting the difficulties of life in the background.

"My mother asked me to go on a blind date, and people asked me about my occupation and five insurances and one housing fund, and I said I didn't..."

"And then?"

"Where is there then, just blow it..."

"It's still good before, I heard that you are engaged in rock and roll, and a bunch of girls came around!"

"Now it's all about money... With money, even if you look ugly, you are still a national husband!"

“… Alas!"

A group of people sighed, and then Lu Xiaoran poked Huang Bo, who was smoking: "Geng Hao, what do you think?"

"What do you think?"

"In the future!"

"Huh... I don't know... Xiao Fei is pregnant..."

Huang Bo sighed...

"What then?"

“… What can I do? Take her back to her hometown first, people have been following me since she was 18 years old, I can't even give her a wedding!"

Ning Hao, who was wearing zombie makeup, sighed: "... Life, you are full of tears, if you don't die, you have to live and suffer, the more you toss, the more unlucky, the more you pursue, the more sad you are!"

One second ago, a group of people went crazy, and in the background, a group of people were lamenting their lives...

Between the transitions, you can see the hardness of the performance and the cowardice in front of real life.

Even if you disdain the world, you have to compromise after all!

If you engage in a band, if no one supports it, you really have no future!

"Okay, it's over!"

Lu Xiaoran looked back at the monitor, very satisfied, and then turned his head and bluffed with Ning Hao and said, "Thank you two directors!"

"The makeup on my face is too exaggerated..."

Ning Hao, who was wearing zombie makeup, was very dissatisfied...

“… It's a bit of an absurd story, and it doesn't matter if it's exaggerated..."

Guan Xuan glanced at the monitor, recalled the lines just now, and then asked, "Are you a movie about rock and roll?"

"No, it's a story about the reconciliation of father and son!"

Guan Yu was taken aback: "When will it be on?"

"Next year, what's wrong, hit the subject?"

"The "Lao Pao'er" I filmed is also a story about the reconciliation of father and son..."

"Lao Pao'er", a story about gangsters getting old, this movie Golden Retriever said, it's very realistic - there are a group of people who criticize the three views are not correct, big brother, "Lao Paoer" is "The Old Gangster", idle people in society, you actually think his three views are very correct?

made an appointment with someone else's stubble, and the backhand was a report;

You talk to him about the law, and he uses the rules of the rivers and lakes;

You talk to him about the rules of the rivers and lakes, and he comes to the law with you...

“… When?"

"It's a Chinese New Year!"

"Then it's okay, we have a comedy and a military action movie in this year's New Year..."

"What comedy?"

"Love Saint 2"..."