This face!

It's not too pretty.

Xu's father and mother, who had just entered the door, were stunned.

What's going on?

Why is it so exciting today?

When it came out in the morning, I was about to be scared out of my heart attack.

Which one is this coming in the evening?

Where did this beautiful girl come from, what are she and Xiao Yan going to do?

In broad daylight!

Why are you undressing!

Or on the couch......

This can't be blamed on Xu's father and mother's blind thinking, after all, they are all from the past, and the blame is only on the scene in front of them...... It's so misleading.

"Uh, Mom, Dad, you...... You're back?"

Xu Yan was also stunned, he ...... He didn't know why he was saying the word "again".

And when Xia Caiwei reflected, she immediately opened her mouth to explain.

"Uncle and aunt, you ...... Don't get me wrong. I...... Xu Yan and I are just classmates. I was just undressing...... Oh no! I ...... I didn't have to take off my clothes. It was Xu Yan who called me...... Oops...... No, no, I don't know what to say, I ...... I'll go first. Goodbye uncle and aunt......"

The more she explained, the more chaotic it became, where had Xia Caiwei experienced such a scene, so she covered her head and walked with thirty-six plans.

What the hell is wrong with me today?

Xia Caiwei has relatives, she has never done such an outrageous thing in her life, she actually ran to a male classmate's house, sat on the sofa alone, and even took the initiative to undress......

Oh, my God!

Just thinking about it...... I'm sorry, I was obviously discussing martial arts cultivation at the time, why did I take off my clothes while talking?

was also seen by Xu Yan's parents, it was simply ......

Shame on you!

……

Xia Caiwei escaped from the Xu family as fast as possible, and Xu's father and mother were also stunned, because they were reminiscing...... What Xia Caiwei said just now seems to be ...... It's also very ambiguous!

As soon as Xia Caiwei left, Xu's mother immediately picked up the feather duster hanging on the wall, rushed to the sofa, and asked Xu Yan: "Little rabbit cub." Are you bold enough now? You dare to bring female classmates to your home, and you want to force other female classmates to do bad things?"

"Oh my god, where do you want to go?"

As soon as Xu Yan heard this, he knew that his parents must be crooked.

Wronged!

I am a great wrong!

"Mom and Dad, look at me...... I've been sleeping at home all day and haven't gone anywhere, so how can I bring a girl home from outside......," Xu Yan defended.

"How did that girl come from? Is it a female classmate in your class? Are you in early love? Have you ever done anything bad?"

Xu Mu squinted her eyes and asked three soul questions.

Xia Caiwei is our squad leader, and just now I was sleeping in a daze, she found our house and knocked on the door outside...... I can't help but let people in, right?" replied Xu Yan pouted.

"Are you responsible? Responsible will make people take off their clothes?"

Mother Xu felt that what Xu Yan said could not stand scrutiny, so she decided to dig deeper.

"Oops! It's a misunderstanding. It's not that I asked her to take off her clothes, but I wanted her to show me her state of martial arts practice......" Xu Yan said again.

Father Xu was shocked in his heart, and asked, "That girl just now, who applied for the martial arts exam? looks so good, you can become a martial artist in the future, Xiao Yan...... You...... However, the men of our Xu family have never eaten soft rice. ”

"Dad, where do you want to go? People can have a vitality of 90, they can be regarded as quasi-martial artists, and they will definitely not look down on your son. Xu Yan shook his head and broke his father's illusion with one sentence.

"If it's not interesting to you, why did you come to the house? Huh? This black bag...... The girl brought it?"

Mother Xu found the black bag on the sofa, picked it up and looked at it, and was startled, "Why is there so much money? 40,000 yuan!"

"Xiao Yan, you are honest. Did the girl really send the 40,000 yuan......? Why did she give you so much money?"

Xu's father and mother were stunned again.

40,000 yuan, their whole family may not be able to save for a year, which is not a small amount of money.

This question turned Xu Yan down.

Mainly, Xu Yan doesn't know what to say, could it be that the other party feels guilty in his heart, and there is also pity and sympathy for his family background?

"What do you mean, Xiao Yan, such a large sum of money, others will definitely not give it to you for nothing. ”

Xu's mother asked Xu Yan and gave her husband a complicated look.

The couple seemed to be communicating with their souls......

Mother Xu frowned, as if to say, her son's 40,000 yuan for signing up for martial arts should not be earned in this way, right? Sleeping with a girl? is still such a beautiful girl.

Xu's father shook his head, feeling that his wife was thinking nonsense again, and the man of the Xu family had never sold his body for money.

……

"This ...... I told you about this money, and you don't know it. In short, we can't ask for it. I'll go to school next Monday to give it back to her. ”

Xu Yan said, and was about to reach for the black bag.

As a result, Xu's mother suddenly hid the black bag behind her, her face changed, and then she said to Xu Yan very solemnly: "Xiao Yan, Mom knows that it is inappropriate to ask others for such a large sum of money for no reason. But now the situation at home is very special, or ...... We'll keep the money for now. It's borrowed by our family, and I'll pay it back to you when I have the money, is it okay?"

Hearing his mother's words, Xu Yan noticed that his parents had just come back from outside, and they were also carrying a tightly wrapped leather bag, and he knew it very well...... This is the big leather bag that parents must bring when they withdraw money.

Obviously, my parents went out to withdraw money just now, and it is very likely that they took out all the money that could be used in the house.

Thinking of what his mother said, "The situation at home is very special now", Xu Yan's heart also chuckled.

What happened to the family and needed so much money?

Could it be that the condition of the grandparents or grandparents has worsened again?

"Mom! can you tell me...... What's wrong with the family?"

Xu Yan asked a little worriedly, he felt that his parents must be hiding things from him again.

"This ...... This ......"

Xu's mother was struggling with whether to tell the truth to Xu Yan, but Xu's father stepped forward, took out a few leaflets about the Blue Sky Plan and the Sunshine Project, and said to Xu Yan: "Xiao Yan, my parents won't hide it from you. We plan to join this Blue Sky Club and use the way of cancer test to realize your dream of being a warrior. ”

"We're going to borrow a little more money and make up 500,000 yuan. Become a Blue Sky Premium Member...... Our whole family has had the opportunity to use advanced carcinogenesis formulas......"

"Xiao Yan, don't worry. Even if your parents are smashing the pot and selling iron, they must help you seize this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. ”

……

Xu's father and Xu mother's current showdown can be regarded as a complete showdown with Xu Yan.

Anyway, if you really want to join the club to do a cancer test, you will definitely not be able to hide it from Xu Yan, so I simply told Xu Yan in advance.

And when Xu Yan saw these materials and listened to some of the brainwashed words that his parents kept saying, his face was full of crying and laughing.

What a bullshit blue sky plan!

It's a sunshine project that fools people!

Isn't this the group of MLM people I met with Miss Menghan in the riverside park last night?

At that time, when he saw these materials, Xu Yan was still very disdainful and contemptuous, thinking that it was impossible for anyone to believe in this kind of absurd pyramid scheme, and that cancer could make people become warriors?

Are you kidding!

This is completely a pyramid scheme organization that cheats money and harms people and causes cancer!

Outcome......

His parents were brainwashed by the pyramid scheme organization when they turned their heads, and they had the posture of smashing pots and selling iron to join the club.

No way!

Parents must not be deceived by pyramid schemes.

Absolutely not!

Fortunately, I found it early!

If you find it in time, you can stop and stop the loss in time.

So......

Next, Xu Yan began to carry out a long "anti-brainwashing" of his parents.

However, my parents seem to be completely convinced that the Blue Sky Society's "cancer test" can indeed help people become martial artists.

Going around and bypassing, Xu Yan couldn't convince his parents, and his parents couldn't convince Xu Yan to accept the "cancer experiment".

Because my father kept saying that some of his classmates who had no cultivation qualifications at all relied on this "carcinogenesis test" to become martial artists.

Xu Yan feels that there is no scientific basis for this at present.

Besides, there is really such a good thing, and it has already been popularized in large numbers among those martial artist families, who still has to work so hard to cultivate martial arts......

"Xiao Yan, this is the latest research technology, and it is indeed contrary to the scientific common sense you are learning now. However, this is really the only way to help ordinary people become martial artists quickly......"

Xu's father also spoke dryly, once again emphasizing that the "carcinogenesis test" of the "Blue Sky Club" was not a lie.

Xu Yan opened his mouth to refute again, but suddenly his mind turned and he said from another angle: "Mom, Dad, you want to join the Blue Sky Society so that I have the opportunity to become a martial artist, right? However, now that I can cultivate martial arts, there is naturally no need to do any cancer tests, right?"

"You can practice martial arts? Xiao Yan, what are you kidding. Don't lie to your parents. ”

Regarding Xu Yan's statement, Xu's father and Xu mother, of course, don't believe in a punctuation mark.

Xu Yan had no choice but to pedal upstairs and knocked on the door of the anchor's young lady, wanting her to prove it in front of her parents.

However, when Xu Yan explained his intentions, Su Menghan shook his head and refused: "Xiao Yan, even if you are kind enough to ask your parents not to join this Blue Sky Club, you shouldn't pull me to help you lie?"

"How can this be a lie? I've really opened the martial arts. ”

Xu Yan said, and grabbed Su Menghan's slender fingers like jade onions and went to the position of his nose, "I can control my turbinate." If you don't believe me, you stick your finger in and look at ......"

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