7 Leaping Dragon Tales (7)
At this time, Fang Jie was infinitely sad.
Recalling the past, the casual teenager admired the romance of "Spring Silk End" and "Wax Torch Turning to Ashes", and longed to step on the post of the soul, but now she feels infinitely at a loss.
It doesn't matter, even if it's not, if it's not, if it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not it, it's not, it's not
The dead leaves could not withstand the wind rolling, full of hatred, yellow piles dotted, tree forks stretched out to the sky alone, trembling unyielding souls.
"Yuelong, Chongwen, Changping, Xiaodong, you four come here!" One afternoon, Fang Jie called them in the office.
"Yuelong, take off your earrings, you should pay attention to your appearance, your current hairstyle is not as good as the previous flat head.
Xiaodong, your hair is naturally curly, it looks good if it is shorter, and the hair of the two of you is too long.
It's time for a haircut, so go out and get a haircut at noon!"
Fang Jie seemed to have forgotten her previous melancholy and said kindly.
They didn't speak, and Yang Yuelong seemed to be aggrieved by the matter they had argued before, so he tore off his earrings in a huff, and they were bloody.
Fang Jie's nerves, which had just been stable, trembled again, and a faint unhappiness surged into his heart again.
Walking out of the office, the cheerful mood of the four people came to their hearts, handed in the exit permit, and the four of them rushed out of the door, talking as they walked:
"What kind of hair is the most popular?"
"Long hair fluttering. ”
"A pinch of bangs in front of the flat head. ”
"The highest rate of return?"
"Sanmao's hairstyle. ”
"The big braids of the Qing Dynasty, you have to be calm and angry when you go back!"
"Unrealistic!"
"Bald!"
"King Kong is a monk, we should shave our heads. ”
"Most of the big stars have shaved heads and look individual!"
"I'm going to be fired!"
"Ge Ye, Ru Shixiong, Pei Shaonan, Shao Feng, they haven't done so much yet......"
"Yes!"
The "haircut incident" made Zuo Jia and Zhang Hao of the Security Department feel strange.
Four students went out, and four monks came back, no wooden fish, no robes, no Amitabha Buddha - four monks who were studying, and they were so shocked that they hurriedly stopped them, so that they could say something bad before letting them in.
Yunqiao Middle School seems to be a daughter country with four monks, and it also seems to be a visit from four aliens from the global village, which attracted everyone's attention at once.
The students in the park no longer hesitated, the playing no longer frolicked, the whisperers were silent, and the faces of the shapes and shapes showed a variety of expressions.
Some were dumbfounded, some looked up, some scratched their heads, and some smiled before they could be withdrawn and immediately froze on their faces.
Venus beckoned to them, and the fish in the pool swam more and more, and the little sparrows in the bald trees chirped as if to discuss their special features.
The students in the classroom crowded to the windows, not afraid to knock the wall down, shouting, laughing, and raising their hands and feet in unimaginable mood.
Teachers from several offices also looked out and were amazed.
The four of them swaggered into the classroom, they stood on the podium, and a roc spread its wings, or a monkey looked at the moon, which made everyone laugh.
The room was in chaos, slapping the table, shouting, squeezing eyebrows, and the tomboy Pei Ruonan shouted below: "Wow, it's so bright!"
I don't know who took the lead and used the ballad made up for girls on them:
As soon as the four King Kongs turned around, the goddess smiled and beckoned, the four King Kongs turned around, the Canglang stream flowed eastward, the four King Kongs turned back three times, the pretty girl flew away, the four King Kongs turned around four times, and shook down the teaching building in front of the door......
Teacher Fang Jie ran over and stood in front of the Four King Kongs, so angry that she waved her hand in the air and landed on her bald head, which was crisp and loud, with the sound of igniting beans, and the sound of monks knocking on wooden fish.
They heard Teacher Fang's angry reprimand: "Get out!"
The four King Kongs went back to the dormitory, and the other three wore hats and went to class, but Yang Yuelong didn't roll back, he was shy.
Teacher Fang regretted it, regretting that his behavior of stroking the bald head of the nun Ah Q had hurt the heart of the "worm", and ran to see him again and again. He lay quietly, covered with a quilt, and the medicine bottle hung high, adding a bit of sadness to the dormitory.
Teacher Fang came to see him again, but for a few days, it didn't get better, and the potion was always in one place, which made her feel very puzzled.
The kind-hearted Fang Jie wanted to hear this, but he prevaricated vaguely, grabbed the quilt tightly, reached in from the teacher's gentle hand, and was surprised to find that the needle was not inserted in his hand, but on the mattress.
"I'll plug it in for you!" Fang Jie said kindly.
"No, I can do it myself!" said the dragon with strange meekness.
"Plug it in, it's good to be fast!"
"No!" Yuelong looked nervous, sweating profusely on the cold day.
"Come, I'll help you!" Fang Jie seemed to feel something, grabbing Yang Yuelong in one hand and holding a needle in the other, pretending to be hard inserted.
"Don't ...... Other...... You'll die if you plug it in!"
"Why?"
"Water...... Water...... There's water in the bottle!"
Yang Yuelong looked at Teacher Fang's serious appearance, and knew that he couldn't prevaricate, so he had to tell the truth, he jumped up, and jumped to the ground from the bed, it turned out that he was not sick at all.
The medicine bottle is hanging high, it is to avoid class, this is really called a dog with horns on his head - pretending to be (sheep) foreign miles!
Fang Jie looked at this tall young man in a daze, and was distracted for a long time.
Only then did he realize that her lovely, well-behaved, faithful, and intelligent student was suffering from a disease of thought, and his lazy thoughts grew in his lazy soul. He's at the point of incorrigibility!
The pathetic of the teacher, who is angry, will come back, and will be angry again, and the pathetic of the student, who would rather play all his life than study for a moment, this evil flower of the soul!
Fang Jie left the dormitory gloomily.
Fang Jie checked Yang Yuelong's file:
Hairstyle is to show off one's personality, love is to cultivate sentiment, fight is to exercise one's body, talk back is to cultivate a sense of resistance, class and talk is to have a meeting, smoking to clear the lungs, drinking alcohol and washing the stomach, learning to suffer sin.
The homework was basically copied, sometimes written by a hired gunman, or downloaded from the Internet (there was one in the box, which one was needed), and he was very good at simulating.
Jia Chongwen invented the "mosquito humming method" to learn English, and he invented the "Yang's composition method", also known as "not the composition method", no matter what theme or genre you name the composition, no matter how many words, you can use this way.
For example, write a 500-word essay on the topic of "mother's love", with a self-proposed topic, no restriction on genre, and a sense of truth. As follows:
Maternal love
Today, with tears in my eyes, I discussed with my mother the question of whether to love me or not.
"Love!" said the mother.
"No!" I said.
"Love!" said the mother again.
"No," I added.
"Love!" said the mother again.
"No," I added.
……
In the end, I knew that my mother really didn't love me.
The question of love and not love, Yuelong repeated five hundred words, and finally turned the pen to close the whole text, that free, that extraordinary, that debauchery, I am afraid that he is the first in the world.
I have to say that "Worm" is really a legendary and influential figure in Yunqiao Middle School, he is like a gray shade in his lungs, he wants to vomit but can't spit it out, like swallowing and swallowing, suffocating her breathlessly.
calmly didn't know the face of Lushan, but in fact, she was in it.
Sometimes she also knows that wherever there is a layer, there is a habitat for dust, even if it is an upside-down needle tip, if there is a moment of respite, it will be covered with dust.
In her heart, these dusts are a mountain, a five-fingered mountain.
Her student who cared for public affairs and finances delicately carved a boxy hole in his desk.
When the outside is big and the inside is small, when the cover is lifted, it becomes a window to see everything, and when it is not used, it is easy to cover it gently, and it is difficult for the teacher to find it no matter how attentive he is.
Teacher Fang wanted to communicate with Yuelong's parents, and made several phone calls in a row, but all the voices came out were delicate voices.
One day, two bright luxury Mercedes-Benz cars came speeding over, with three or four bodyguards, Yang Yu finally came.
He was magnificent, his eyes were slanted upward, and three or four bodyguards were escorting him, all of them had long hair fluttering, earrings, hands behind his back, and his eyes wide: "Teacher Fang, is there something wrong?"
"The brethren are all in the way, and you have something to say!"
was so shocked that Fang Jie forgot all what he wanted to say, and planned to declare bankruptcy. When watching TV at night, President Yang Yu appeared again, and she turned off the TV angrily.
Teacher Fang was really angry, and his stomach was getting bigger day by day.