Chu Yu found that it was really a fool to fool people with this thing of surveying the heavens and the earth.

Including Chu Zhidao, the more high-ranking people are, the less likely they are to fool, according to the normal logic of thinking, for example, taking out evidence and the like, people will be suspicious, because this group of people think that they are the smartest, and there must be demons when things go wrong, and everything is impeccable, basically they can't stand scrutiny.

But if you use something that they don't understand, don't understand, and don't understand as an excuse, they'll believe it.

It's like this hidden door thaumaturgy that surveys the heavens and the earth.

Chu Yu slowly opened his mouth and began to make up a "story" that had been polished for half a month.

In the story, Chu Yu is a poor baby who lives in the people, and the husband and wife who raised him were originally the outer disciples of Yan Huangfeng, and these two disciples were tired of the vendetta in the rivers and lakes, so they cheated to death in the world.

After going incognito, the two saw a poor baby in the mountains and forests, this melon baby is Chu Yu, as for who threw it, it is unknown, from then on, these two eloped outer disciples began to feed Chu Yu a handful of and urine.

Of course, they were raised in the deep mountains and old forests, don't ask why, because of Ren, because they don't want to apply for a permit, because they don't want to go to work, and they don't want to take out a loan to buy a house.

This poor baby is no longer pitiful, because he has a father and a mother, and the family of three lives in the deep mountains and old forests without shame, and his father and his mother are not ashamed, and they have nothing to do with Chu Yu.

In this way, the three of them came out and worked, following the laws of nature, year after year, until one day, this melon baby suddenly had a dream, in which he comprehended the art of surveying the heavens and the earth.

After all, his cottage father had mixed with Yan Huangfeng, and he had also heard of the art of surveying the heavens and the earth, and at that time he shouted that my grass was actually the technique of surveying the heavens and the earth, and his mother also shouted that my grass was really fake.

In this way, in the middle of the grass twice, the copycat father and the copycat mother recognized the descendants of the Chu family, the son of the cottage.

However, these two people were afraid that Chu Yu would return to the evil mountain gate of Yanhuang Peak, so they continued to take Chu Yu with them... Fall and rest and work, follow the laws of nature.

Until Chu Yu was an adult, it thundered, it rained, and then... His parents were hacked to death.

At this point in the story, Mr. Zhi's face was full of sluggishness.

He felt that Chu Yu was insulting himself and insulting his intelligence.

Chu Yu sighed silently: "This is a tragic story. ”

Mr. Chi nodded.

It's not tragic, according to what you say, there is no trace of your origin, and if you say it, you don't say it.

Chu Yu continued: "And the ending of the story is even more tragic, after my parents hung up, I went to the world... ”

Mr. Zhi's eyes lit up.

Boy, since you ran from the deep mountains and old forests to the world, this can always be found.

Chu Yu not only wanted to insult Mr. Zhi's IQ, but even his own IQ did not let go, shrugged his shoulders and said, "I have been in the world for nearly ten years

And then... And guess what?"

"What's wrong?"

"I've lost my memory. Chu Yu said proudly: "Where have I been, what I have experienced, I have forgotten everything!"

Mr. Zhi suppressed the urge to kill Chu Yu with one palm, and asked with red eyes: "Since you have amnesia, then how do you remember what happened when you were a child in the deep mountains and old forests?"

Chu Yu reached into his arms from his hand, took out a small wooden card and put it on the table.

"It's all written on it. ”

Mr. Zhi's eyes were straight and trembling.

I saw that the palm-sized wooden sign was full of small characters.

Shangshu: Son, your name is Chu Yu, you are a descendant of the Chu family, my mother and I broke our shoes and ran out of the gate of Yanhuangfeng Mountain, picked you up and raised you, and then we were killed by thunder, you have to live well, we will bless you in heaven, ILoVeYou.

Mr. Zhi gave a thumbs up and sneered, "Your adoptive father and adoptive mother also mastered the art of surveying heaven and earth, and was able to leave wooden plaques while alive and knew that they would be killed by lightning?"

Chu Yu shrugged his shoulders: "Then why don't you know, after all, it's from the Hidden Sect, can't you cross the tribulation when you cultivate to a certain level, if you fail to cross the tribulation, you will definitely be killed by thunder." ”

Mr. Zhi slapped the table fiercely and roared: "Master Chu, I warn you one last time, you must not forget, we are an urban entertainment text, not a Xiuxian text!"

Chu Yu: "... ”

In the face of a ruthless person like Chu Yu, who not only insulted the IQ of others, but even his own IQ, Mr. Zhi felt powerless and too lazy to get to the bottom of it, he was afraid that if he asked again, he would easily die of cerebral thrombosis on the stool.

People fool people and go away, and this guy fools people completely kidneys.

Chu Yu said happily: "In short, I have comprehended the art of surveying the heavens and the earth, so I have foreseen that there is a very evil organization that is weaving a huge scheme, ready to be unfavorable to the whole world. ”

"Seek an organization?" Mr. Zhi's face moved slightly: "Overseas?"

Chu Yuqi said: "How do you know it's overseas?"

Mr. Zhi said with a reasonable expression: "Since it is an organization, it must be overseas, and it is impossible at home." ”

Chu Yu gave a thumbs up, this reason was really impeccable.

I feel that the good guys are all in China, and the bad guys are all piled up and run abroad.

"And how did this overseas conspiracy know about you?"

"Don't make it. Chu Yu spread his hands: "They sent someone to arrest me before, and I was put down by me with three punches, two feet and an electric cannon, and then I completely surrendered as soon as my tiger body shook him, and told me that their organization knew that I would become the one who dismantled them and the man who saved the world, so they had to get rid of me." ”

"Where is this man?"

"I died. ”

Mr. Zhi looked confused: "Didn't you say that you would surrender to you as soon as your tiger body was shaken?"

"I shook the tiger's body so hard that I accidentally shook him to death. ”

Mr. Zhi began to be more serious again: "I'll give you a look, he's here to assassinate you, over."

You put him down, and asked him why he assassinated you, but he didn't say it, and when you were finished, you were shocked, and he surrendered, and you shook him to death, is this the order?"

"Yes, what's wrong, is there a problem?" Chu Yu scratched his head, feeling that there was not much of a problem except that there were loopholes in the logic, didn't the urban essays be written like this.

"Didn't you just say that there was a confession from him, and he was shocked to death, where did the confession come from? ”

"He gave me a dream. ”

“。。。 Mr. Zhi was convinced, and asked weakly: "Master Chu, just give me a happy word." ”

Say. ”

"Do you have a word of truth in your mouth?"

Chu Yu rolled his eyes.

Rely on your uncle, twenty-six years later, Lao Tzu said to you which sentence is not the truth, as a result, you TmD don't even believe in punctuation, now I ask Lao Tzu to tell you the truth, what did you think before... No, what did you think about after that?

Mr. Zhi didn't know what to say anymore.

After living for so long, it's the first time I've seen a strange thing that can pull a calf in front of me.

Sighing slightly, Mr. Zhi said sincerely: "Master Chu, if you have the sincerity to cooperate with me, don't say be honest with each other, at least one of the ten sentences must be true." ”

Mr. Zhi is also out of temper, and the standard has been lowered no lower.

"What do you mean by this?" Chu Yu was a little angry: "Who said that I was not telling the truth, I was really hunted down and killed at the gate of Yanhuangfeng Mountain." ”

"Then what kind of tiger body shock or something, it's all fake?"

"Why do you think so much about death, do you understand?"

"Then tell me what's going on with the unpolished condition?"

Chu Yu pursed his lips: "What's not decorated, Yun Fei and I let the two foreign girls who chased me beat me like dead dogs, crying dad and shouting mother, I wouldn't be able to run, if it weren't for the other hidden disciples who happened to come, I would have become a corpse a long time ago." ”

What Chu Yu said this time was true, if he and Yun Feizheng hadn't met Wu Xinyue, they would have been bulldozed to build a building by the developer now.

Chu Yu lit a cigarette, yawned and said, "Besides, please figure out whether one thing is good or not, it is beneficial for you to cooperate with me, you have to investigate what I did in my past and present lives, introduce me to someone?"

Mr. Zhi is too lazy to take a stubble.

For people like you, doesn't it mean that I introduce a girl to hurt others, and I don't have a word of truth in my mouth.

Chu Yu continued: "Let's talk so much nonsense, Public Affairs Security Bureau, when are you going to set it up." ”

As soon as he mentioned this, Mr. Zhi became interested again, rubbed his hands and said, "I have already reported to the leaders above." ”

What the leaders said. ”

"Say I'm idle and have nothing to do. ”

Chu Yu: "... ”

Mr. Zhi said with a look of his father's death and his mother's remarriage: "At the beginning, the leaders supported me, but as soon as I heard that you, the head of Yan Huangfeng, took the initiative to cooperate with me, I felt that something was wrong with this matter. ”

"Damn, the deal that is in a hurry is not a deal?"

Chu Yutai understands Zhixian

It's born, he doesn't know who the leader this guy is talking about, and Bacheng didn't say it at all, it's Mr. Zhi, the old boy, who is suspicious.

Also Nima said that Lao Tzu has no truth in his mouth, you TmD has it in his mouth, big brother don't laugh at the second brother, let's two pounds and eight taels.

Chu Yu said bitterly: "Didn't I tell you, this is for the long-term development of Yan Huangfeng, what time is it now, Yan Huangfeng's disciples are low-key and will be known to the world sooner or later, then it is better to work for the country, learn the literature and martial arts and the emperor's family." ”

"Yes, I understand, the problem is that the leaders don't understand. Mr. Zhi said with an embarrassed face: "The leaders think that you Yan Huangfeng are very likely... I mean, the leaders think, not that I think, the leaders suspect that your Yanhuang Summit will not want to use the power of the country and then go to the front of the stage to expand its influence, I am afraid that the time will not be great. ”

Chu Yu slapped the table, and shouted with a furious face: "Come, you tell me which leader it is, what is the name of this leader, where does he live, I will go and ask him now, what does it mean, how can we be so suspicious of our Yan Huangfeng's sincere intentions." ”

"Don't worry, isn't this the leader more cautious. ”

"It's okay, just tell who the leader is, and I'll help you convince him. ”

Seeing Chu Yu's stunned appearance, Mr. Zhi was also helpless: "Oh, in fact, I can also convince our leaders, our leaders have only one condition, see if you can agree." ”

"On what terms?"

"Didn't you say that the director of the Public Affairs Security Bureau had to be a hidden man? ”

"yes, what's the matter. Chu Yu squinted his eyes and asked: "Do you want your people to be the director?" No problem, in fact, it's all the same, I also said before, you are behind the scenes, this Public Affairs Security Bureau is actually still up to you, the reason why the Hidden Sect disciple is the director of this bureau is just to take care of the other Hidden Sect disciples, it's not a big deal." ”

"No, no, don't get me wrong, in fact, I already have a candidate, and I am also a person from your hidden door. ”

"With a candidate, who?"

"The surname is Mo, Mo Daoqing, you should know that he is famous in the hidden door. ”

"Mo... Dao Qing?" Chu Yu's pupils shrank, and his body was cold.

History... Is it really impossible to change?