Chapter 253: The Demon King
"Haha, it turns out that Brother Fan is the old driver......"
"Brother Fan, you have exposed ......"
"So you're such a person......"
"Oh my God......"
The audience at the scene couldn't help but sigh, even the fourth sister was ashamed of herself. And the youth and beautiful girl group was even blushing by Zhang Fan.
"Brother Fan, I think you can take Uncle Cai's place. You're dirtier than Uncle Cai. You can't be the legendary King of Duanzi, right?"
The fourth sister's words made Zhang Fan laugh.
"I just found out now. In this way, Uncle Cai, you don't need it, now I will preside over it. ”
Zhang Fan said loudly.
"Okay, you have two jokes, I'll see if you're qualified. ”
The fourth sister hurriedly said, and everyone also looked at Zhang Fan with curiosity.
"Do you really want to talk about it?"
Zhang Fan looked at the fourth sister and told jokes that Zhang Fan was not afraid of anyone. "Brother Fan Show" Zhang Fan can stand up alone.
"Of course......"
The fourth sister nodded, and everyone also coaxed Zhang Fan to tell a joke.
"Okay, I'll tell you the story of the fourth sister. ”
Zhang Fan's words made everyone stunned, and the fourth sister's eyes widened.
"Fourth sister, in fact, I have known it for a long time. The fourth sister has been a beauty since she was a child, and not only that. The fourth sister also developed very early, starting to develop at the age of nine. At that time, her classmates gave her a nickname. The fourth sister's surname is Wang, so people call him Wang Xiaobo......"
As soon as Zhang Fan's words came out, the people at the scene burst into laughter. The fourth sister even laughed and had a stomachache.
Wang Xiaobo, this name sounds normal. But with Zhang Fan's jokes, it is absolutely dirty.
"But now I feel that the nickname of the fourth sister should be changed. I think Wang Da Hammer is better......"
As soon as Zhang Fan's words fell, the fourth sister pounced directly.
"Zhang Fan, you stop for me......"
"Hahahaha......"
"King's Sledgehammer ......"
"I'm laughing to death......"
"It turns out that the fourth sister still has this name......
"Sledgehammer, sagging, hahaha......"
The audience at the scene laughed, and the young and beautiful girl group was even blushing by Zhang Fan. The old driver drove, it was too dirty.
"Just kidding, just kidding. I'll change it, change it to a very childlike joke. ”
Zhang Fan hurriedly said, and the fourth sister pretended to be angry and gave Zhang Fan a blank look.
"Well, when we were young, the kindergarten teacher used to bring us a lot of delicious food to eat. One day, the kindergarten brought chocolates to the students. The chocolate was made into dolls, and there were male and female dolls......"
Zhang Fan's joke made everyone curious, and the little girls of the beautiful girl group also looked at Zhang Fan curiously.
The teacher brought the doll up, picked up the female doll and asked, who wants to eat, please raise your hand. As a result, not a single hand was raised. Then the teacher picked up the boy doll and asked, "Whoever wants to eat, please raise your hand, but the children all rushed to raise their hands." Any idea why?"
Zhang Fan looked at everyone and asked curiously, many people at the scene looked confused, even the fourth sister.
"Poof......
One of the girls of the beautiful girl group covered her mouth and laughed at once. Looking at the expression, it was uncomfortable.
"What's the stalk?"
"yes, why?"
"What's so funny about that?"
"yes......"
Everyone was talking, and the fourth sister couldn't help but ask. Looking at the fourth sister, Zhang Fan smiled dirty.
"Why? Because the male doll can eat a little more, a little ......."
Zhang Fan gestured his fingers, and when he heard this, everyone at the scene couldn't control it, and the fourth sister burst into laughter.
"Brother Fan, your image is completely ruined, let me tell you. All ruined ......"
The fourth sister said loudly.
"The guests who come here, whose image is not ruined. ”
Zhang Fan's words made everyone laugh again.
"What happened? What happened?"
At this time, Uncle Cai came out from behind and looked at everyone with a curious expression.
"Nothing, what about discussing your kindergarten chocolate?"
Zhang Fan took a sentence, and this sentence made the scene laugh and tears again.
The whole big name is coming, and Zhang Fan seems to have become the home field. All kinds of jokes and all kinds of games are played to the blast. Even the fourth sister of the old fox and Uncle Cai were buried by Zhang Fan again and again.
"No, no, no, I need to find a helper. Find someone powerful to come and deal with Brother Fan. Come, let's have a famous actor from Japan, Karate World Champion Karate Kamura Kaki ......"
Halfway through the show, a third big name was announced. A handsome man walked in, with a tough and handsome face.
"Wow, Shenmu-kun......"
"Shenmu-kun, I love you......"
"Shenmu-kun is so handsome......"
"Shenmu-kun ......"
Many fans cheered at the scene. Higashimura Shenmu, a Japanese first-line superstar. He has a high reputation in Asia and is also a world champion in karate.
Higashimura Shenmu is very famous in Taiwan, and Higashimura Shenmu is a real big name in Taiwan. His fame is not comparable to Zhang Fan at all.
Coupled with the special political situation, many young people regard Higashimura Shenmu as their idol, and Higashimura Shenmu also attaches great importance to the Taiwanese market.
"Hello everyone, I'm Kamiki ...... Higashimura"
Higashimura Shenmu greeted him in stiff Taiwanese, causing a burst of screams from below.
"Hello Shenmu-kun, welcome, Shenmu-kun is our regular visitor. Shenmu-kun, let me introduce, this is Zhang Fan from the mainland......"
Uncle Cai introduced with a smile. Dongcun Shenmu looked at Zhang Fan with a hint of unfriendliness in his eyes.
"Hello ......"
Higashimura Shenmu took the initiative to stretch out his hand, with a strange look in his eyes.
"Hello ......"
Zhang Fan smiled slightly and stretched out his hand directly. The hands of the two people were clasped together, and the next moment Higashimura Shenki's hand was violently forced. The whole hand pressed like an iron tong.
Higashimura Shenmu is a karate champion, and the power in his hands is very terrifying.
Feeling this power, Zhang Fan laughed. There was also a sneer in his eyes. Higashimura Kamiki was stunned for a moment after exerting his strength, because he found that he seemed to be grasping on a pile of cotton, and he had no use for strength.
Just as the East Village Shenmu was about to pull it out, a terrifying force suddenly descended. The sudden force made Higashimura Kamiki stunned, and then a sharp pain came from his hand.
His hands seemed to be stuffed under the steamroller, and Higashimura felt like his whole hand was about to break.
"Hello, I've been to Japan too, and I hope to have the opportunity to communicate more in the future. ”
Zhang Fan's other hand also shook it, and the two hands grabbed the hand of Dongcun Shenmu. That terrifying power made Higashimura Kamiki's face turn pale, and he tried hard to pull his hand out, but he couldn't pull it out.
Just when Dongcun Shenmu was about to hold on, Zhang Fan suddenly let go. This sudden movement made Higashimura Kamiki almost fall. After Zhang Fan let go, Dongcun Shenmu hurriedly put his hand behind his back and squeezed out a smile to greet everyone. The hand behind him was constantly trembling, and he was almost unconscious.