Kindness?

When Father Xu heard this, what did he mean?

Could it be that my son wants to apologize to him himself?

Lao Tzu apologized to his son, although it was a little unreasonable, but ...... It's better than your wife apologizing to the sweeping robot, right?

So......

Father Xu was very straightforward and said to Xu Yan: "Xiao Yan, it's my father who is not good. When I saved you just now, I didn't use a good way. Almost hurt you. Dad apologized to you. ”

"No, no, no, Dad, you don't have to apologize to me. ”

Xu Yan pointed to the electric fan in the living room, picked up the hemp rope in his hand, hooked his hand to his father, and said, "Dad, you come out with me." ”

"Xiao Yan, you, you, you...... What are you going to do here? I ...... Didn't I apologize?"

As soon as he saw this posture, Father Xu didn't know why, and felt that there seemed to be a yin wind behind him!

What is this going to do, son?

How do you feel so bad?

And Xu's mother, who drank a few sips of water, was happy at once.

Okay, you Xu Hanmin, you dared to laugh at the old lady just now, now it's your turn to cry!

"It's okay, Dad, don't be afraid. Come here!"

In the living room, Xu Yan said as he skillfully passed the hemp rope through the ceiling fan, and then tied a knot underneath it, and pulled it to see if the knot was strong.

Then he moved the stool again, stood up, and compared the distance to the twine.

"Xiao Yan, don't do stupid things anymore!"

When Xu's father and mother saw this scene, they hurriedly came up to persuade them.

Xu Yan shook his head and said, "Mom and Dad, don't worry, I'm just doing a teaching experiment, come and ...... Dad, you're standing in a chair like I just did. ”

"Ah, Xiaoyan, I'...... Do I really want to do this? What are you going to do, you say first...... Stand up, you don't have to......! How dangerous!"

After swallowing his saliva, Father Xu's heart was drumming.

But Xu's mother was happy, stabbed Xu's father with her elbow in the back, glared at him and said, "Xu Hanmin, hurry up, go up! Remember, in this special period, my son can do whatever he wants, everything is for Xiao Yan. ”

Mother Xu returned these words as they were, and Father Xu couldn't say anything at all, so he could only stand on the stool tremblingly, and then according to Xu Yan's instructions, he put his neck into the hemp rope sleeve.

Forcing your own dad to hang himself......

Xu Yan felt that he was really enough.

In order to get the positive energy rewarded by the system, he is really [righteous annihilation].

"Little ...... Xiao Yan, you ...... Be careful! Don't shake the stool!"

"Oops...... Worried!Xiao Yan, is it okay? Can I come down?"

"Ahh......h

Bang!

Father Xu kicked indiscriminately under his feet, and felt a strong force tightening on his neck.

However, in that instant, in less than a second, Xu Yan had already hugged his legs, and then gently lifted up.

While lifting his father up with standard movements, Xu Yan said, "Dad! look...... This is what you have to do to save someone who hanged yourself. You can't pull it down, but you have to hold his legs and try to lift them up. ”

"Dad, do you remember? You have to move fast, but you can't fall down......"

"Dad, how do you feel, have you learned?"

……

Putting down his pale father, Xu Yan wanted to laugh a little, his father is also the best, not only slamming the door, but also very stingy, usually he is not responsible, he can hide and hide, that is, his mother can obey him.

"Hahaha...... Xu Hanmin, look at your cowardly look. My son just taught you the correct posture to save people, and you were so scared that you couldn't even speak?"

Mother Xu was completely relieved this time.

Compared with her husband's "hanging teaching", I said a few sorry words to the sweeping robot, what is it!

However, everything ...... For the sake of the children.

As long as you can make Xu Yan happy and let him let go of the knot in his heart, he can do whatever he wants.

"I ...... I...... Xiao Yan! Let's stop playing any more hanging and dying in the future. I just hung it like that, and I ...... I couldn't breathe, my eyes were so black, and my legs were weak......"

Lying on the sofa with a "Ge You paralyzed" look, Xu's father gasped and said to Xu Yan.

He touched the strangulation marks on his neck, and said to his wife with some distress: "Wife, I hung it just now, and my neck was hot, and I almost didn't catch my breath, you look at the strangulation marks on Xiao Yan's neck, and quickly take a hot towel to compress him......"

The mother, who was smiling profusely, stopped her voice in a second when she heard this, and quickly took two hot towels, one for her husband and one for her son.

The family just sat on the sofa in the living room, natural and harmonious...... Eccentric.

Yes!

These are my parents.

As a human being in two lives, Xu Yan found that he really knew too little about his parents of ordinary working-class people.

No matter how old you are and how much you have achieved, in front of your parents, you will always be just a child who will not grow up.

My parents may not be many powerful and perfect people, and they can't provide them with much better material conditions, but they ...... They are their own parents, unique in the world, who gave birth to me and raised me, and are willing to do anything for themselves!

Thinking of this, Xu Yan wanted to cry and laugh again.

In his previous life, he was busy with company affairs, and he didn't care much about the second elder at all.

The only time I go home a few times a year, I have changed from intimacy to politeness to my parents.

How long has it been......

I haven't been so naughty with my parents and Lele?

At this time, Xu Yan even thanked the system's reporting function a little, giving himself a reason to "mess around" like this.

can have such an opportunity, see my parents lose each other, see my father's schadenfreude, and see my mother's smile and stomachache......

And these two reports also earned a lot of positive energy for Xu Yan.

It was also through the turmoil of Xu Yan's "hanging" in the morning that his parents would let themselves mess around like this, and there was usually no such opportunity.

So......

Xu Yan pondered again, took advantage of the victory to pursue, and continued to report, he didn't have too much positive energy at all.

"There doesn't seem to be anything worth reporting this year, my parents are working in the factory normally, two points and one line, and life is boring!"

"Let me think about it, by the way! In August last year, my mother forbade my father to buy popsicles to eat, for fear that his stomach would not be able to stand it. However, I still saw my dad rubbing someone's ...... at the commissary."

So, Xu Yan clicked the [Report] button again.

"I reported that Xu Hanmin disobeyed his wife's order in August last year and secretly ate a popsicle behind his back. ”

With such a report, Xu Yan further discovered a mystery of the system.

The current judgment program only accepts reports of incidents that occurred in the current year, and the program will be handed over to a higher level of judgment procedures for events that exceed the authority of the current year, and the system will be rewarded. 】

"What? It's not this year's report, and it's not accepted yet? No, it should be out of the current hierarchy and not accepted, and there is a procedure with higher authority?"

After Xu Yan was puzzled for a few seconds, the system gave the answer.

[After judgment, the report materials submitted by the host are true.] However, the time for follow-up accountability has already passed, so no follow-up option is provided.

If the host can obtain the voluntary acknowledgment of the reported incident by the reported object, it can obtain the corresponding positive energy reward. Note: The longer the accountability period, the more positive energy will be gained. 】

"Well, that seems interesting!"

Xu Yan read the explanation carefully and probably understood.

Only when the incident that occurred in the year is reported, there will be a direct positive energy reward and multiple follow-up options.

The way to deal with the incident before that year is to let the reported subject admit to doing it himself, and then the system will reward the corresponding positive energy.

And, it's interesting to note that the longer the time is from now, the more positive energy you will get after acknowledging it?

Good!

Then give it a try and keep ...... Take my dad to practice his hands.

Smiling, Xu Yan walked in front of his father, he was still panting, and he collapsed motionless on the sofa, as if he had not yet shaken his strength from the horror of hanging himself.

"Dad......"

"You...... Don't call me Dad. Xiao Yan, don't laugh. This was the smile when you tricked me into hanging myself just now. ”

Xu Hanmin is so depressed in his heart!

In other people's families, aren't all sons afraid of Lao Tzu?

How did you get to your own home, but it was the other way around?

Why, when I saw the malicious smile on this stinky boy's face, I ...... in my heart Is it so empty?

What the hell is going on these days?

Why does it always feel so wrong?

It's been weird since yesterday, and the private money that has been hidden for several years has not been discovered, and it was suddenly found by Xiao Yan.

Conspiracy!

There must be a conspiracy!

Father Xu couldn't help but shrink back, looking at his son Xu Yan very cautiously.

"Dad, why are you so nervous? I'm just asking you something. ”

Xu Yan sat next to his father very affectionately, and said in a similar manner, "When I was in August last year, I seemed to see you eating popsicles at the store downstairs?

As soon as these words were spoken, Xu Mu's ears lit up, and she looked at it with a brush.

Father Xu's eyes were as big as a light bulb, why did this happen last year, and he had to take it out?

Of course...... He denied it.

"What are you talking nonsense, Xiao Yan, you must have read it wrong. I didn't even look at what your mother told me to eat. Resolute implementation! It will never be compromised. ”

Father Xu patted his chest as he spoke, saying that it was a simple and righteous remark.

"Oh, Dad, don't admit it. I listened to what Liu Siye said, and when he met me that day, he happily said, "It's rare for you to be generous, and invite them to eat Helu ice cream for five yuan each...... Those dozen uncles, this is seventy or eighty yuan, right?"

As soon as Xu Yan finished saying this, Xu's mother came over angrily with a feather duster, pointed at Xu's father and said: "Okay, you Xu Hanmin! Usually let you add a little more furniture to your home and buckle the rope, this is generous, spend so much money to invite someone to eat ice cream? and five yuan a piece, the old lady has never eaten such an expensive ice cream in her life, why don't you know to bring one back to the old lady?"

"Wronged! Wen Ji, this is absolutely nothing. How could I spend so much money on a treat? That day, it was Lao Wang of Building No. 3 who invited him, and he ate ordinary popsicles for two yuan each. Where is he willing to ask for such an expensive one......"

Seeing that he was framed, Father Xu hurriedly told the truth with righteous words, wanting to wash away his grievances.

However, as soon as I finished speaking, I immediately felt that something was wrong.

Turning his head to look at his son Xiao Yan, he looked at him happily and said, "Oh? I see, it's Lao Wang's treat! It seems that I remembered it wrongly, but ...... Dad, you took the initiative to confess and admit that you ate popsicles behind your mother's back that day, right?"

Buzz!

Xu Hanmin felt as if he had been hit on the head.

Hit the trick!

This little rabbit cub is tricking his old man.

Why was the incident in August last year revealed?

What's so good to say, didn't you just eat a popsicle?

However, looking at the anger that his wife glared at, many years of experience told Xu Hanmin.

It is true that the incident is a small and insignificant matter, but in the eyes of women, the event has long gone beyond what it should have been, and will evolve into several central arguments such as the following.

[It doesn't matter, but the key is...... You don't listen to me. 】

[It's a trivial matter, but why are you lying to me? It's not right to lie to me, no matter what, if you cheat, you cheat. 】

[It doesn't matter who is right and who is wrong. But you murdered me just now, and you dared to murder me......]

……

Therefore, in the living room that followed, it became a monologue time for Comrade Xu Hanmin alone.

"Wen Ji, listen to my explanation......"

"You're telling me not to buy popsicles to eat, it's someone else's treat that day, you say...... Isn't it not that I don't give face to Lao Wang if I don't eat it? Moreover, ...... It's cheap, don't take advantage of it!"

"I swear! Last summer, I actually ate that. And, you see...... Isn't my stomach okay?"

"Can we stop going through old accounts? It's all in the past. ”

……

Daddy swore an explanation there, but Xu Yan watched with a beautiful look and soared 30 positive energy.

That's amazing!

Originally, such an innocuous trivial thing could not cause any harm to the society at all, according to the experience of the previous times, it should be given a single digit of positive energy at most!

As a result, after the judgment of a higher level of procedure, 30 points of positive energy were actually given, which was at least five or six times higher.

It turns out that reporting incidents in the past, although there is no follow-up option to hold them accountable, as long as the reported subject can admit the "crime", there is a lot of positive energy to be obtained!

Moreover, the more years go by, the more positive energy you get.

And that was last year......

If it had been five years ago, ten years ago...... Twenty years ago...... What about a hundred years ago?

Xu Yan felt that he seemed to ...... by accident It seems to have opened the door to a small world again!

Originally...... You can still report it like this!

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