Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Little Theater of Bathroom Gossip
At this time, if you don't go to the bathroom to listen to some gossip, you're a little sorry for the bathroom!
Bai Yi ate a little bit and sat in the bathroom in the afternoon. At this time, the gossip small theater began!
"Hey, Mr. Bai seems to have changed recently, and he often smiles at me!"
"Yes, and the dress is getting better and better! Although it is still those plain colors, it is quite temperamental when people wear them!"
"Are you in love? It's long overdue to be in love! If we continue to be single like this, we can get off work early and go on a date in the Year of the Monkey?"
"Mmmm, I also hope that Sister Bai will fall in love! What kind of man do you say can be worthy of Sister Bai? Let's fantasize about it!"
Oh, young girls love fantasies. Bai Yi continued to listen and did not move.
"I think it's the kind of successful man who is the chairman!"
"Uh...... Too old, right?"
Bai Yi also thought about the chairman and rubbed his eyebrows.
"I think he should be a rich and handsome! like Mr. Xiao Gu!" thought about it again, "No, I'm too young!"
It's really too small, and I can't even do it!
"I think a strong woman like Mr. Bai is not easy to control, find a muscular man, a fitness coach, a police uncle!
Poof, and a crowd burst out laughing.
Bai Yi thought about it, the big man covered with tendons and flesh felt a little fierce and terrifying, right?
"Then what kind of person are you looking for? An honest man, I think even if someone finds it, it will score! Sister Bai is not a person who is satisfied with the status quo!"
Bai Yi thought of Cheng Qing and felt that it was right, he was not satisfied with the status quo, is it a positive or a derogatory term?
"I think it's best to be as rich and handsome as Mr. Xiaogu! Be a little younger, don't be too big! It's better to be younger than Sister Bai! I think that's not bad, right?"
"Is that good? Find a little husband and raise him as a son?"
"What do you know? Now it's Uncle Lori, Sister Fresh Meat! You can't see those female stars, when you were young, you were looking for an uncle when you got married, if you are older, you haven't looked for it, you must find a man younger than yourself! Look at that XXX. I found a man who was eight years younger than me, and I had a good life! I have two daughters!"
"But it's good to think about it! As long as two people love each other, nothing is a problem, and now x is not a problem, who cares about age? The sixty-year-old aunt on the Internet is still looking for a guy in her thirties!"
Hahahaha... Bai Yi thought, if you don't contact Mr. Gu, let's go to the bathroom one day to shoot a variety show!
Bai Yi got up and flushed the toilet twice. A group of little girls scattered. It was so quiet in the bathroom all of a sudden. Bai Yi walked out and washed his hands in front of the mirror, looked at himself in the mirror, there were no wrinkles, but there would be soon. I'm in good shape now, but I'll be out of shape soon in a few years. It's okay to see now, it's more pleasing to the eye, but in a few years, the corners of the eyes will collapse, wrinkles will cover the face, neck lines will grow, and there will be no collagen on the face. Then it drooped, the fat was full, and the moon soil was full of horizontal meat, and even the feet were covered with dead skin, and he couldn't get rid of it! Bai Yi seemed to see himself in old age and decrepitness! and thought of the person whose eyes and face were full of youthful vitality, and when he smiled, he showed a mouth full of big white teeth, and himself, maybe his teeth were about to fall out, right? Bai Yi didn't dare to think about it! When he thought about it, his chest hurt.