Chapter 87: The Clinic (1)

"That's what you say, but you still have to be careful, not all of the people who can come to the Tang First Hospital to see a doctor are seriously ill, people from all over the world of the Tiantang Kingdom have come here to see a doctor, you cheat money and cheat money, you must pay attention to safety, don't let people be cured to death, otherwise, then we will be in trouble."

Sister Qian, who was full of enthusiasm and looked very enthusiastic as soon as she looked at it, instructed earnestly, where did she still have a warm-hearted look on her face at this moment, it was completely like a hideous face.

The fake doctor in white chuckled

"Of course, I know this better than you, my ancestors are on the street, although they are not qualified to practice medicine, but for some incurable diseases, I know everything about some home remedies, and like them, people who are seriously ill, even if they go to a regular big hospital, at most, it is to give them chemotherapy, filming, waste their money, and whether they can be cured in the end is still two words"

"What's more, if you look at the rural woman you just introduced, do you think she has a lot of money to treat expensive diseases? It's impossible, tens of thousands of dollars thrown into the water don't even have a bubble at all, and in the end it's not to sweep the hospital away, but it's completely different when she comes to me."

"Yes, I don't have a medical license and use some ordinary medicines, but so what? at least I can give the patient a little hope."

The impostor doctor in the big white flower continued with a heartfelt speech

"Look at the fact that even in the most developed medical countries in the West, don't you often have such cases? Originally, it was already determined in the hospital that it was a terminal illness and could not be cured, and the terminal illness must be a dead end, but because of the illness, after returning home, I didn't think about anything, ate well, drank well, slept well, and finally the illness was miraculously cured, what does this mean?"

"This shows that there are some diseases, not physical, but psychological diseases, the current doctors, that is very dark, as long as you have a little problem, when you get to the hospital, it will be exaggerated, colds are said to be cancer, falls are said to be fractures, you have to blow up the money on your body, people are panicked, originally some people who are mentally fragile or like these rural women who don't understand at all turned out to be frightened, obediently took out the money, and went home in a panic all day long, scared to death by themselves, but to my side is completely different, I prescribed them some health care medicine, and there are some home remediesAlthough these home remedies have not been medically certified, it is undeniable that these home remedies have been handed down since ancient times, and of course they are quite effective. ”

"You really have so many crooked theories, I don't know those theories of yours, I brought them to you, and the patients also gave me a cent of the capitation fee, otherwise, you also know that there are many people in the small clinic near here who need my money."

The enthusiastic eldest sister Qian snorted coldly, and couldn't help but roll her eyes, if she was sick herself, she would definitely not come to this small hospital to see, but to the regular big hospital in Tiantang Kingdom, even if it costs more money, it doesn't matter.

If you really go to the so-called fake doctor in this small hospital for treatment, you can basically treat the disease without illness, but for those patients who were deceived by him, she didn't care at all, she was just for money.

"Of course, this is of course, none of us know that Sister Qian's eloquence is first-class, since the former eldest sister you came to us, my business is very good, Sister Qian, the two of us cooperate with each other, it is a combination of two swords, when the time comes, everyone will have money to earn together, and wealth will be made together"

The fake doctor laughed, a small clinic like him usually doesn't come in at all, everyone knows that it's a liar, or it can't cure the disease at all, but it's completely different for those outsiders.

There is a saying that the fragrance of wine is not afraid of Hong Kong Zishen, and with the help of Sister Qian's sharp mouth, he can fool a lot of people who come to see a doctor every day, and he, a fake doctor, can naturally make a lot of money.

"Of course, if you think about it, these people who come from other places to see a doctor are not familiar with our imperial capital at all, and they don't know anything, and when the time comes, listen to my three-inch tongue, and you will be able to fool him without assertiveness, and in addition, my two friends can easily deceive these rural women, in short, you don't give me a penny of money

Sister Qian smiled triumphantly, although her conscience would be a little uneasy when she did these things for the first time, but when she saw the white flower ticket in her hand, the so-called conscience had long been abandoned by her to the clouds

"That's right, that's right, Sister Qian is right? Don't worry, you don't have to give any money, seriously ill patients like them can't be cured, instead of throwing money into this hospital, it's better to come to my small clinic to buy a peace of mind pill, home remedies may be useful."

The fake doctor in a white coat laughed, he didn't feel any guilt for doing things that were careless about people's lives, and without saying much, he took out a stack of thick tickets from his arms and handed them to Sister Qian, who took the money, her eyes revealed a greedy light, she spit out a mouthful of water in her hand and quickly clicked it, and nodded after finishing

"Okay, okay, okay, it's still refreshing on your side, don't worry, I'll go to the First People's Hospital now, and then help you see if there is a good fat sheep." ”

"Okay, okay, Sister Qian, I'll leave everything to you, if you have money, we'll earn it together"

The gleam in the eyes of the imposter doctor in a white coat.

After a while, Sister Qian walked out of the back door of the small clinic, and I came to Tiantang First Hospital, and before I had gone far, I saw a middle-aged man and a middle-aged woman hurriedly running over.

If Fang Li saw it here, she would be surprised to find that this middle-aged woman and middle-aged man were chatting with Sister Qian just now when she ran over to thank Sister Qian for introducing him to patients in a good hospital, it turned out that these three people were a group at all.

"Sister Qian, Sister Qian, my acting is okay, I've been practicing at home for a long time"

The middle-aged woman said with a humble look on her face, and the middle-aged man on the side said coldly

"How are you, what's good? I've been watching on the side for a long time, your expression is too exaggerated, or is my performance good, how is Sister Qian? My performance is also very good."

The middle-aged man said loudly, Sister Qian coughed twice, and the middle-aged man and the middle-aged woman immediately quieted down, but saw Sister Qian take out the money from her arms, fold out a few and hand them to them

"You guys are still doing a good job, now let's make persistent efforts and try to do more today!"