Chapter 1288: Crab
Speaking of this, Sulrichard was scared for a while.
I thought that if it wasn't for Tao Keke throwing bloody small fish into the water, how could it attract so many sharks, it seems that I have to stay away from Tao Keke in the future, otherwise I will be killed by her sooner or later!
"By the way, when I was unconscious just now, I felt like someone was giving me artificial respiration, is it Xue Ren?"
Thinking that someone had just kissed him on the mouth, Sulrichard immediately became excited.
Hearing this, not only Tao Keke and the others looked strange, but even Xiao Wang looked embarrassed.
After hesitating for a long time, he said, "Childe, the situation was critical just now, and I gave you artificial respiration." ”
"What!?"
Hearing that it was Xiao Wang's artificial respiration for himself, Su Richard only felt a churning in his stomach, and almost didn't vomit out the porridge he ate in the morning.
"Okay, since Su Gongzi is fine, then let's go cook. ”
Zhou Yuanyuan saw that Su Richard was safe and sound, and she was not in the mood to continue playing on the beach, so she simply took the seafood everyone caught and went to the camp.
"That Sulrichard, but he wants to eat crabs, can you go down to the sea and catch some back?"
Before Sulrichard could get up from the ground, Tao Keke assigned him another task.
When Su Richard heard this, his face was difficult to look at again.
Especially after being besieged by a group of sharks, he still has a sense of fear of the sea, let alone catching crabs.
"Surrichard, you shouldn't have been scared out of the sequelae by sharks, right?"
Tao Ke could see that Su Richard was a little reluctant, and couldn't help but tease.
"Why? Isn't it just catching crabs? I can!"
Su Richard glared, in front of so many people, how could he say that he was cowardly, so he immediately got up and called his entourage and said, "Xiao Wang, go, go to the sea with Young Master Ben to catch crabs!"
Xiao Wang nodded, as long as he didn't let him catch the shark, he could do anything.
"Childe, this Miss Tao is too ruthless, why don't we withdraw as soon as possible?"
Away from everyone, Xiao Wang couldn't help but suggest that in his opinion, his son-in-law staying here was just a life sent by others, and it was better to go back to be an uncle as soon as possible.
"Hey, let's take a look first!"
Su Richard sighed, very unwilling in his heart, wondering if he would take advantage of Tao Keke's absence at night to scare Lin Xuerou again.
"Childe, there are a lot of crabs here, let's go down and catch them!"
Xiao Wang saw that there were a lot of small crabs hidden in the nearby reef, and hurriedly greeted Su Richard.
But Su Richard stepped forward to take a look, and immediately shook his head in disappointment: "No, this crab is too small, with Tao Coco's temperament, she won't be satisfied if it's not a big crab!"
"What's going on?"
"What can you do, dive underwater and see if there's a big one. ”
As he spoke, Sulrichard plunged into the water.
Not to mention, there are really a lot of big crabs under the water, but this crab is too big, and as soon as Su Richard reached out to grab it, he was caught by the big tongs.
Suddenly, his mouth grinned in pain, and he directly choked on the salty seawater.
And these crabs seem to be very aggressive, and when they saw that Sulrichard was not good for them, they immediately attacked them in groups.
"Ahhh
A cry of pain erupted, and a series of blisters erupted in the sea.
When Xiao Wang saw it, he hurriedly dived under the water and dragged Su Richard up.
"Childe, are you alright?"
Xiao Wang saw Su Richard's painful look, and hurriedly asked.
"It hurts...... It hurts!"
Sulrichard stretched out his hands with tears in his eyes.
Xiao Wang looked at it, good guy, there were three or four big crabs on his fingers.
"And the feet, my feet are also clipped!"
Sulrichard shook his legs, and there were three or four large crabs on his toes.
Seeing this scene, Xiao Wang was immediately stunned, and struggled to go up and drag it a few times, not only did he not drag the crab down, but also screamed in pain to Su Richard.
"Alright, leave those few alone, take off my pants quickly!"
Su Richard looked down at the crotch of his pants angrily, and the loose shorts had raised a small tent.
"Huh, Childe, why do you still have a tent that hurts?"
Xiao Wang saw that Su Licha's crotch was bulging, and his face suddenly became strange.
"Support your uncle's tent! Lao Tzu's egg is caught by a crab, you hurry up and get it down for me!"
Su Richard yelled angrily, feeling that the balls were almost painful and unconscious.
Hearing that Su Richard's egg was caught by a crab, Xiao Wang was startled, and quickly took off the other party's pants to take a look, and sure enough, a big crab caught Su Richard's egg.
"Childe, what is going on? What if it breaks?"
Xiao Wang was a little overwhelmed, for fear that he would accidentally break Su Licha's egg.
"It's okay, you can get it off for me, if I clip it again, I'll be going to die of!"
Su Richard was so anxious that he was afraid that Tao Keke and the others would come over to see this scene.
Xiao Wang nodded, seeing that Su Richard was like this, he could only grab the crab's body with both hands, and then pull it back hard.
But as soon as he pulled like this, the crab not only did not let go, but also clamped it tighter and tighter, and the painful Su Richard screamed in pain, and the eggs were pinched and bloody.
"Childe, this won't work, or I'll go find a saw. Saw the crab claws off, right?"
Xiao Wang realized that there was something wrong with the method, and hurriedly made a correct suggestion.
"Then why are you still stunned? Hurry up and find the saw!"
Su Richard shouted frantically, praying in his heart that Tao Keke and the others would not come, otherwise he would be embarrassed.
It's a pity that the sky didn't fulfill people's wishes, and when they heard a pig-like howl coming from the seaside, Tao Keke and the others immediately rushed over.
When I saw a lot of crabs between my fingers and toes, I couldn't do it: "Su Richard, you can, you can catch so many big crabs, this is enough for a genius to eat!"
Hearing Tao Keke's voice, Su Richard was slightly stunned, and hurriedly shouted: "Miss Tao, don't come here yet, I'll ...... I'm inconvenient!"
"Uh...... You...... Why are you inconvenient?"
Since Su Richard was facing away from everyone, Tao Keke didn't see that Su Richard was bare.
"Miss Tao, my son-in-law was caught by a crab, don't look at it, just let me saw it down!"
At this time, Xiao Wang rushed over with the chainsaw, and explained anxiously while running.
"Caught in the crab?"
Hearing Xiao Wang's words, Tao Keke and the girls immediately frowned in confusion, only Ma Shouzi and Chu Nan couldn't help laughing.
"Chu Nan's husband, what do you mean by holding eggs?"
Tao Keke was puzzled, and he really didn't know what was going on with the eggs.
"Uh...... It's Surrichard's little brother caught in the crab, so you better stop looking at it and go back first. ”
Chu Nan explained awkwardly.
When Tao Keke and the girls heard this, they immediately understood what was going on, and at the same time, they all blushed with shame.