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Principal Wu was invited, and Chu Qiankun didn't dare to delay, so he immediately put down the documents in his hand, greeted Hu Yuhan, and left with the army.

If he went to other places, Chu Qiankun would take the freshly baked Secretary Hu with him.

Go to the province, forget it, I know too many people, and the scene is not suitable.

Chu Qiankun rushed to the school in a hurry, but he was empty, Principal Wu had something to do temporarily, and he had just left five minutes before he arrived.

The incident happened suddenly, and she didn't know when she would be able to come back, so she just asked Chu Qiankun to wait in her office.

Wait is a good word, I don't know when.

Chu Qiankun naturally wouldn't wait in her office stupidly, and after turning around and turning around, he arrived at another teaching building and walked into Wu Zhongping's office.

"Ah, the student of Chu University is here. What's the matter, this is class today? It's strange, it's strange, it's so strange. Wu Zhongping teased as soon as he saw Chu Qiankun.

With the rise of the grade, Chu Qiankun's skills in skipping classes are also increasing day by day, and he didn't come on the first day of school in his senior year, which made him angry enough.

"Teacher Wu, extinguish the fire, extinguish the fire. You see, Mr. Gao has been laughing at you. Chu Qiankun faced with a grin.

"Classmate Chu, you are not kind like this, when did I laugh at Teacher Wu. Sitting on the side and watching the joke, Mr. Gao, who was watching energetically, retorted with a stiff smile.

Chu Qiankun's trick to guide Shui Dong was really hateful, and it caught him off guard.

"Teacher Gao, let's not pretend to be between us, your face will be stiff if you pretend. Do you need to find a face slimmer for you, help you pat and pat your smiling and swollen face, and make it smaller. ”

Chu Qiankun pointed to Teacher Gao and said seriously.

"Isn't it, classmate Chu, is there still such a position in this world?

There are only three teachers in Wu Zhongping's office, and in addition to Wu Zhongping and Gao, there is also a young female teacher.

Originally, she was looking at them quietly, but when she heard Chu Qiankun's words, she immediately became interested.

"It's really fake, Mr. Lu, do you believe his words so obviously foolish?" Teacher Gao turned his head and said to the female teacher sitting behind him: "I only know that my face will be swollen, and this is the first time I have heard that my face can be slapped thin." ”

Everyone has a love for beauty, and it is normal for women to love beauty, but I believe that patting can slim down the face, is it a bit too much.

Although Wu Zhongping didn't believe that patting could slim his face, he knew Chu Qiankun too well.

It seems that what you say is unreliable, but once you question it, you are often slapped in the face by Chu Qiankun in the end.

"I really don't care about it first, you talk about it first. ”

"There are very few people who know this skill, and it is a special skill that has been passed down to ancient times. With the development of the times, there are very few people who can also use this skill. At present, there are only two people left in the Shemale Kingdom in the south. They have a very elegant, very atmospheric title, called the master of slapping the face. ”

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

Finished.

Wu Zhongping and Teacher Gao sprayed each other, and the expressions with water on their faces were more exciting than the other.

I wanted to move the chair angrily, Wu Zhongping's temper tantrum hadn't flare-up for many years, and I almost couldn't help it today.

knew that Chu Qiankun's words would slap his face, he had tried to be as cautious as possible and avoided it as much as possible, but what he didn't expect was that a face-slapping master would come out directly.

If he wants to die, he is pricking up his ears and waiting for Chu Qiankun's amazing words?

I happened to see Mr. Gao drinking tea, so I habitually picked up the teacup and prepared to listen to it while tea.

Now it's okay, the two people who are leisurely drinking tea and preparing to listen to the play have staged a war of words for others.

This saliva is really big, urgent and abundant, and even has a mild aftertaste.

"Hahahaha......."

The happiest is Teacher Lu, a woman, a female teacher, in front of Chu Qiankun, a student and Wu Zhongping, two male teachers, sat on the ground with a smile, and had no awareness of being a teacher.

It's not that she doesn't want to be reserved, it's really not reserved.

Face slapping master, such a strange and good name, it's really appropriate, slap face and slim face, that scene should be very beautiful.

What's even funnier is that the face spray master hasn't seen it yet, this face spray master came two first, and gave her a free face spray show first.

Wonderful, wonderful, so wonderful, wonderful she can only laugh to the ground as a sign of respect.

Teacher Gao touched the tea foam on his face and shook it fiercely.

"Chu Qiankun, you did it on purpose. I want to see the jokes between the two of us, do you think you have any good fruit to eat if you treat your teacher like this?"

Mr. Gao is very familiar with this leave king.

When Chu Qiankun brought strange things to Wu Zhongping, he was often able to get a piece of the pie.

For this pair of sprays, he naturally can't really blame Chu Qiankun, but he still has to say a few words about this cruel thing.

"Don't mind, two squirting teachers, oh, two handsome teachers, it's not on me. Chu Qiankun took a pack of tissues, took out two of them and handed them to the two of them, with a look of grievance: "Teacher Wu asked me to say it, and I said it." ”

"I didn't tell you to drink this tea. You see that we are beautiful, gentle and lovely, dignified and generous Teacher Lu, don't you have a squirt?"

After delivering the tissues, Chu Qiankun pointed to Teacher Lu, who was still sitting on the ground and laughing, and couldn't stand up after laughing.

At first, the three of them didn't think anything about it, but they were all from the past, and when they tasted it carefully, they immediately tasted different tastes.

There is nothing to praise such as beautiful and beautiful, gentle and lovely, it is normal, although Teacher Lu looks average, she also uses this word.

But what is dignified and generous, sitting on the ground with a smile, is it still called dignified and generous?

Also, what does it mean that Mr. Lu didn't spray water, you can explain it to me clearly.

Teacher Lu got up quickly, and a book flew to Chu Qiankun, and if he didn't open the house for three days, the teacher's joke dared to be opened, which was really against the sky.

The book didn't fly fast, and there was no strength, so Chu Qiankun took it easily.

"Teacher Lu, this book is for reading, not for throwing, in case it hits a child like me, it will be troublesome. ”

Burst......

Pooft laughed again, but this time it didn't spray again.

"Chu Qiankun, you have gone too far. We're your teachers too, so you're not too big or small, okay?"

Teacher Lu withdrew his smiling face, clasped his hands to his chest, and criticized with a serious face.

If you stand on the podium during class, your face will be swaying, and you will definitely exterminate the teacher.

"Not really. Teacher Lu, what I have always said is very big and small, it seems that whether you spray water or not, laugh or not, it has nothing to do with me!" Chu Qiankun looked bitter, and then muttered in a low voice: "It's your own thoughts that are too colorful." ”

Eight times I came to Wu Zhongping's office to make a joke, and in fact, they were all very used to it.

Isn't this a long summer vacation over, and finally seeing Chu Qiankun again, can't you have a good talk and laugh?

In school, in front of other students, they are not so liberated by nature.

"Okay, okay, it's all our own fault. Wu Zhongping finally wiped the tea off his face: "Say, what are you looking for me?"

"It's fine. It's just a long summer vacation, and I haven't seen you teachers for a long time, so I came to visit. I hope the teachers will not forget me. ”

Chu Qiankun is really fine, but Principal Wu is not here, and he is purely bored and comes to chat.

"Don't blame the summer vacation, even if classes start at the beginning of school, I don't see you very much. Wu Zhongping snorted.

A student like Chu Qiankun is unique in the history of the Provincial University, and he is really lucky to encounter a unique strange atmosphere.

"That is, as far as the frequency of your leave, whether you have a holiday or not, whether you start school or not, there is no essential difference. Teacher Gao picked up the kettle, refilled the teacups of himself and Wu Zhongping, habitually picked it up and prepared to take a sip, thought about it and put it down: "In addition, if you turn to ashes, Teacher Lu will remember you." ”

"Hey, Comrade Gao, what do you mean, why did he turn to ashes, I still have to remember! Isn't it supposed that you still remember?" Mr. Lu retorted.

"Hehe, don't humbly push each other between the two teachers. Chu Qiankun stepped forward, took out a stack of lottery coupons from his pocket, and stuffed two for each of them: "Does anyone else remember me now?"

OK clothing coupons, every time he comes here, he will bring a small gift, which does not violate discipline, but also can further promote the relationship.

"Well, who are you, what are you here for, and which teacher are you looking for?" Teacher Gao reacted quickly, taking the coupon with one hand and changing his words in one hand.

"Grass on the wall, during the revolution, you must have been the first to defect. Teacher Lu gave Teacher Gao a blank look.

"If you have the ability, don't ask for it, come, give it back to this classmate who doesn't know what his name is. Teacher Gao raised his chin at Teacher Lu.

"Hmph, why not. I just want to buy new clothes, and this coupon is just right for me. If you can't use it, I can help you use it. ”

Teacher Lu quickly took the ticket in Chu Qiankun's hand and gave Teacher Gao a demonstrative look.

"You are not my person, why should I give it to you. How nice it would be to take it back and honor my wife!" Teacher Gao quickly pulled the drawer and put the coupon in.

The corners of Chu Qiankun's mouth raised slightly as he looked at the two people who were teasing Bao, and gave the remaining coupons in his hand to Wu Zhongping: "Other teachers who are not there, please trouble Teacher Wu to help me give them." ”

"It's a waste again. Wu Zhongping stuffed a thick stack of tickets into a drawer.

"Don't waste it, OK is going to do an event, I won't give you these coupons, you can also receive them through other channels. ”

Coupons, vouchers, are actually just another kind of discount.

It looks tempting to see how much a ticket can be worth, but that's actually what it is.

"You're not here for class today, are you looking for Principal Wu?"

"As you guessed, the headmaster is not here, so I had to come to you to sit here. Chu Qiankun nodded and said truthfully.

"Why don't you go to the classroom, isn't it more lively when there are so many people?"

Chu Qiankun didn't show up on the first day of school, and he came to school today, and he didn't show up in the classroom, which is really a little unreasonable.

“...... I didn't bring any books, so it's useless to go, it's better for you to be here. "Reluctantly gave himself a reason.

It's not that Chu Qiankun doesn't want to go to the classroom, but because Xu Ziyi told him that recently, there are often juniors who come to hang out of the classroom, and they basically inquire about Chu Qiankun's situation.

The sequelae of this revelation are still revealed, because Chu Qiankun is a student at the provincial university, so it is particularly easy to attract the attention of the student crowd.

The younger brothers and sisters are still secondary, and these classmates in the class are the most terrifying.

Wei Jiacheng, Wang Litian and other brothers in the original 505 dormitory were already unbearable to be questioned and collectively asked for leave.

Now Xu Ziyi and Geeyang have become the focus of attention, and they don't know how long they can last.

Therefore, Chu Qiankun himself resolutely would not go to the classroom, it was not to go to class, but to send him to death, to send him to death.