Heavenly Court is the day of the peach festival again.

In the Yaochi Immortal Palace, there are thousands of wisps of Ruiqi, colorful glow flying, and there is more Qiongxiang around the nose, and the fairy music is endless.

The jade table carved with hundreds of flowers, the colorful satin spirit clothes embroidered with spirit birds, and the thousands of rare treasures are dazzling.

Dragon liver and phoenix gall, Zhu Guo Lingtan, delicacies and flavors are exquisite, and the immortal wine is intoxicating.

In particular, the doll-like ginseng fruit and the juicy peach are even more coveted by the immortals, just seeking a full stomach.

In the hall, all the immortals occupy their positions according to the rank of the immortal officials, and one of them has already drunk and fainted, laughing loudly, and a scene of monarchs and ministers having fun together.

There are also fairies dancing colorfully, plucking the invisible fairy sound, adding to the atmosphere of this feast.

As an inconspicuous member of the immortals, the God of Wealth except for saying a few words to the God of Lu and the birthday star on his right, he devoted all the rest of the time to the spirit fruit immortal brew in front of him.

"God of Wealth, God of Wealth!"

The god of food on the left slowly put down the glass cup in his hand and said sideways: "Don't eat peach and immortal wine all the time, but also taste the food I have spent a lot of time concocting." ”

"Poof!"

The God of Wealth opened his mouth and spit out a crystal clear fruit core on the glorious ground paved by the jade, and replied disdainfully: "I have long been tired of the dishes you cook, and the immortal wine brewed by the God of Wine is different, I don't know how many years it will take to get such a cup, and this time I can drink it openly, of course, I can't let it go." ”

"Besides, today is the peach event, in addition to the peach, there are other fairy fruits, these are things that you can't eat when you want to eat at ordinary times, of course you have to eat enough today!"

"Humph......"

The God of Food snorted unconvinced, squinted his eyes and glanced at the other party, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching: "It's not that I'm talking about you, God of Wealth, you also look at your body shape, your face is full of fat, and you are like two people when you were a god." ”

Then he pointed to the jade case in front of the other party and said: "There is a taste of eight treasures health ginseng soup here, which I recently learned from a food program in the mortal world, which can cleanse the stomach and intestines, nourish the face and lose weight, I think you should give it a try." ”

"Woo ......"

The God of Wealth was holding a peach the size of a human head, his whole face was about to sink into the peach flesh, and the voice in his mouth was even more indistinct.

"The way I look today, it's not you who gave me the whole thing, who let me taste a new dish all these years?"

"Don't talk about anything else today, I won't eat too much food, immortal wine and spirit fruit must be eaten enough!"

"Hehe......"

The God of Food laughed dryly, then said hello to the God of Lu and the birthday star, and spoke earnestly again: "God of Wealth, don't just care about eating, listen to what the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother say." ”

"No matter what you say, it definitely doesn't matter to us!"

The God of Wealth moved his big face out from behind the peach and said, "There are Tai Bai Xing, Tota Heavenly King and their big guys in front, where can we get a few of us?"

"God of Wealth, you can't say that. ”

The birthday star raised his head and swallowed the dragon tendon in his mouth, and said: "A few days ago, I played cards with the Queen Mother, but when I talked about a few of us, especially the God of Wealth, you are very popular in the mortal world now." ”

"It's a fart to be popular in the mortal world!"

The God of Wealth pursed his lips and took a sip of immortal brew when he picked up the wine cup: "Although I am in charge of the fortune and blessings of the mortal world, I am only responsible for the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother. ”

"You!"

Lu Xing looked down on the lazy appearance of the God of Wealth the most, and couldn't help but reach out and point at him.

"I don't know how to make progress!"

"You know aggressive?"

The God of Wealth rolled his eyes: "Lu Xing, you have worked hard for so many years, but you are still pressed under Wenqu Xing, and you don't see any ability." ”

"You ......"

Lu Xing choked, his face was already red, and he didn't know whether it was shame or drunkenness.

"Alright, alright!"

The birthday star grabbed a phoenix claw in one hand, and played the round without sincerity: "It's all my own family, what's so noisy, let's go together?"

"Let's go!"

In the corner of the main hall, several immortal officials raised their glasses and touched each other.

These few have never been paid attention to among the immortal officials of the Heavenly Court, and in the past, the high-ranking immortal officials generally did not mention much in their conversations.

But today, the few people sitting at the center of the banquet are talking about one of them.

In the middle of the banquet, auspicious clouds gathered, and there were many scenes in it, and the mortal scenes emerged one by one.

This is a standing program of the Pan Tao Society, where the immortal officials perform immortal methods and watch the suffering of the world in the heavenly court, so as to express their feelings and show kindness to mortals.

In previous years, there was a deep fortune that was seen by all the immortal officials, and he was specially recruited by the Jade Emperor, so that he could enter the peach sheng as a mortal and drink immortal wine.

There are filial children, infatuated men and women, who have been given several generations of wealth and perfect marriage.

There are also greedy and vicious treacherous villains, who get the punishment they deserve under the gaze of the immortals.

But today, it's different!

"This ...... This ......"

Looking at the mortal scenes that manifested one after another, the Jade Emperor's body was already trembling, and his face was filled with anger that was difficult to contain.

"In order to fight for the inheritance, despite the years of brotherhood, the brothers fought at the funeral of their mother, whose bones were still cold. ”

"In order to negotiate a business, bribery, betrayal of hue, and covert tricks, everything is done. ”

"In order to argue whether to buy a house before marriage, a couple who have been in love for many years can turn against each other and take revenge on each other!"

“......”

"This is really a hell of a world, and people's hearts are like ghosts!"

Seeing that the Jade Emperor became more and more angry, the surrounding immortal officials also changed their faces.

"Your Majesty is angry!"

Tai Bai Xing hurriedly stepped out of the ranks, and said loudly: "There are many extravagant things in the mortal world, and mortals are also vulgar things that fill their bodies with six desires, so they have no resistance to these things. ”

"But!"

His voice was heavy, and he said: "Lao Chen thinks that there is still true love in the world, let's continue to look down." ”

"Not bad. ”

The Queen Mother also smiled dignifiedly: "The dust is dirty, but it can also set off the preciousness of the noble people." Your Majesty, don't be annoyed for the time being, let's move on. ”

The words of the immortals fell, and as Tai Bai Xing secretly made a look, the scene in the field had changed.

This time, what appeared in front of the immortals was a master of calligraphy, who was not only extremely famous among mortals, but even spread to the heavenly court.

Sure enough, the Jade Emperor, who knew the identity of this person, slowed down, and his expression stretched slightly.

In the mortal scene where the immortal law manifests, the respected calligraphy master is sitting upright on a sandalwood chair, and a middle-aged man in a suit is standing aside.

In front of them were three rows of students of different ages.

"Ahem!"

The middle-aged man coughed lightly twice and said loudly: "Now, the apprenticeship ceremony begins!"

"One, recite the door rules. ”

"The first rule of the door: The disciples of the master should make reasonable use of the master's status, enrich themselves, honor the master, and give back to the master. ”

"Article 2: When the disciple celebrates the third birthday of the master, he shall give a congratulatory gift, which shall not be less than 1,000 yuan each time. ”

"Article 3: Every disciple must hand over 3,000 yuan of filial piety on the fifth day of the sixth month of each year for the master to enjoy. ”

"Article 4 ......"

"Change, change!"

It's still early for the scene to end, and the red-faced Tai Bai Xing has already roared to change the channel.

This time, what appeared in front of the immortals was a well-known antique appraiser in the mortal world.

"Three hundred thousand!"

At this moment, the antique appraiser was smiling and stretching out three fingers and shaking it at a man in a black suit.

"300,000, I can make the fake in your boss's hands become genuine, how about this deal?"

"Deal!"

"Change!"

This time, except for Tai Bai Xing's yelling, everyone else in the audience had fallen silent.

As soon as the picture turned, a woman with a beautiful face and a good figure appeared.

At this time, the woman was dressing up, and her lover's kind advice was still ringing on the mobile phone next to her.

But on the bed beside the woman, there was a rich man with a fat head and big ears who was sleeping soundly.

............

"Don't change it!"

I don't know how many scenes have changed, Tai Bai Xing's brain is already smoking, and the Jade Emperor interrupts his movements with a cold face and waves his hand.

"I haven't cared about the Nether for a while, and I can't imagine that the mortal world has evolved into the current state!"

The Jade Emperor snorted lightly, pointed downward, and said, "These mortals, have they forgotten their courtesy, righteousness and shame, and only have monetary interests in their eyes?"

"This ......"

The immortals wanted to veto, but they didn't know where to start, and they couldn't help but be a little cold for a while.

"It's a bit infuriating. ”

At this time, the Queen Mother smiled and persuaded slowly: "But I believe that no matter when, there will always be a righteous man and a gentleman, and Your Majesty does not need to be angry." ”

"Humph!"

The Jade Emperor snorted coldly, but he didn't dare to lose his temper with the host of today's banquet, but said in a cold voice: "What did the salesman say just now, if you have money, you have everything, and money is omnipotent." ”

"This kind of bastard words, there are so many mortals who agree, you ask the God of Wealth, does he dare to say it!"

"By the way, where is the God of Wealth?

"God of Wealth, God of Wealth come out quickly!"

After many shouts from the immortals in front, the drunken God of Wealth staggered to the Jade Emperor.

"Little God God of Wealth, Knock on Your Majesty!"

The God of Wealth stood in the hall and gave a salute, his knees were weak, and he collapsed directly on the main hall if he did not kneel on the ground.

"Looks like no fun!"

Looking at the God of Wealth, who was supreme in the eyes of mortals, was now acting like this, the Jade Emperor couldn't help frowning, his eyes showing anger.

"God of Wealth, let me ask you, what is wealth?"

"Money?"

The God of Wealth was stunned, blinked his drunken and hazy eyes, and then spoke a little sluggishly: "Wealth, it should be something valuable, right?"

"Oh!"

The Jade Emperor raised his eyes: "Then I'm asking you, what is money?"

"Money. ”

Even if the God of Wealth was slow to react, he could see something from the Jade Emperor's expression at this time, and his attitude couldn't help but be correct.

After thinking about it carefully in his mind at the moment, he replied: "Money, it should be something created by His Majesty for the purpose of communicating with mortals. ”

"That's good!"

The Jade Emperor nodded, the anger in his eyes became more and more obvious, and then he asked in a deep voice, "What is the use of money?"

"It's easy to communicate with each other. ”

"That's all?"

"This ......"

The Jade Emperor's cold voice made the God of Wealth's body tremble, and the drunkenness immediately went to seventy percent, and then he thought about it seriously and said: "Money can also test the human heart, and select outstanding talents and gods for Your Majesty." ”

"Anything else?"

“......”

The God of Wealth pondered for a long time, and finally shook his head with a pale face, and replied, "It should be, it's gone." ”

"Hoo ......"

The Jade Emperor let out a long breath of turbidity, as if only in this way could he control his roar from not being at the Queen Mother's peach event.

"God of Wealth, you are in charge of the world's financial resources and control the fortunes of all beings, and you are a unique being. ”

"But you, your perception of wealth, is so superficial!"

"Ahh

The God of Wealth's heart jumped, and he secretly screamed that it was not good, and he was already drunk after cold sweat.

At that moment, he hurriedly grabbed the ground with his head and said loudly: "The little god knows the sin, the little god knows the sin, and in the future, he will definitely be diligent and diligent in managing the fortune of the world, and he will not dare to slack off in the slightest!"

"No!"

The Jade Emperor's voice was indifferent: "Although you are the God of Wealth, you don't know what wealth is and the root of money, how can you be worthy of the position of God of Wealth?"

"If you are not worthy of the throne of God, how can you assume the priesthood!"

"Come on, put the God of Wealth into the mortal world, let him go through a lifetime, if he can understand the true meaning of the God of Wealth in this life, he can return to his position, if not, he will ......"

"Then be mortal!"

The loud sound echoed in the sky above the heavenly court for a long time.