Sun Ruiyang still remembers that on a stormy night in 2011, his idol Qiao Nange sent him a message asking for help in the middle of the night.

"What would you do if Jolene was angry?"

Sun Ruiyang, who was staying up all night to chew on most of the tome, was confused - the two brothers and sisters had an armed conflict again, and the situation was so serious that the conflict continued to escalate. Even after the conflict, there can be no peace negotiations?

But it's not easy to deal with Qiao Lin? Sun Ruiyang replied: "In this season, a barbecue, a watermelon, and a bottle of nutrition express are enough to level her." ”

Qiao Nan seemed to be very annoyed: "You two have a conflict, just solve it like this?"

Hiss......

Sun Ruiyang gasped, Brother Qiao Nan has something to say! The word "just", does it mean that he is snubbing Qiao Lin? But Qiao Lin is indeed very easy to satisfy, and there is no need to coax him at all!

Fortunately, Qiao Nan quickly posted another one: "I mean, your girlfriend is angry, what will you do?"

Oh~~ It turned out to be asking this.

Sun Ruiyang smiled and replied: "Brother, the university Chinese teacher taught us a set of wording, telling us that in the life and death of falling in love, boys can use it to save their lives." ”

"What's that?"

"'I'm sorry, I was wrong. ’”

Qiao Nan also knew that he had told Wen Jing many times, but it was useless.

But he didn't ask Sun Ruiyang again, because the situation was serious, Sun Ruiyang hadn't seen it, and he had to solve it by himself.

And Sun Ruiyang mistakenly thought that he had solved it, so he didn't ask anymore. As a result, when she saw Jolene the next day, Jolene was very gloating: "My brother was cleaned up by his girlfriend." ”

"They're not okay?"

"No, it is estimated that my brother will have to peel off a layer of skin before Sister Wen Jing will forgive him. ”

Jolene shook her head, her eyebrows full of pride. The smile that was calm and leisurely because of his brother's suffering made Sun Ruiyang repeatedly doubt whether the two were really brother and sister. He asked, "You don't feel sorry for Brother Qiao Nan at all?"

"That's his own fault! I bullied me for so many years when I was a child, and now I finally have someone to avenge me, and I'm so happy. ”

Qiao Nan wanted to deal with the conflict with his girlfriend in a low-key manner, but if Qiao Lin knew, it meant that the Qiao family knew about it.

Qiao Lu came back from a business trip and sent a text message to tease him: "You are in a big trouble this time, no one can help you, you can atone for your sins!"

Alas, a disgrace to the dead.

After the contradiction was resolved, he picked up Jolene's long ears and threw her into the pot to stew, to see if she dared to spread rumors everywhere.

Having said that, the crisis Qiao Nan encountered was indeed unprecedented, and he was not confident that he could solve it.

That day, he took a taxi to his girlfriend's house, knocked on the door for a long time, and she wouldn't open it. Okay, anyway, he has the key, and he can abandon barbaric acts such as beating, smashing, and prying, and can enter the door in a more decent way.

But as soon as he entered the door, there was an angry roar from Miss Wen's bedroom: "Have you entered the thief?"

Qiao Nan froze in place, not daring to move.

"Get out! If you don't get out, I'll call the police!"

"Wenwen, I was wrong. Qiao Nan was afraid of being kicked out, so he said this first to stabilize the situation.

I don't know what she fell, anyway, there was a loud bang, which made Qiao Nan tremble. When it was quiet inside, he quietly approached. Moved Miss Moon's door, and she locked it inside.

"Stinky rascal, get out!"

Qiao Nan was too frightened to move again.

Miss Wen's door is the kind of press-type lock, for Qiao Nan, there is no need to kick or smash the lock, a bank card is enough to pry open. (Readers and friends in front of the mobile phone screen, don't be curious, don't imitate it~) But he took the bank card and turned it for a long time, but he still gave up the idea of picking the lock.

If he really picks the lock open and forcibly breaks in, then he really becomes a stinky rascal.

He lay on the couch full of loss, nostalgic for the good old days. Every time he reunites after a long absence, he still wants to search for a few sensual love poems in his mind, and Miss Wen always strips his clothes naked and kisses the scar on his chest. Then lay on the bed, looked at him, looked at him, smiled infatuately.

At that time, she would also scold herself as a hooligan, a stinky hooligan with the habit of a wild wolf, and he listened willingly, and even kissed her a little provocatively.

Obviously, the meaning of "hooligan" in different contexts will also change greatly.

He also expected that Miss Wen would laugh and scold himself as a "hooligan", instead of treating him as a real hooligan like now, not even letting him in the door, he couldn't touch her if he wanted to, so he could only linger outside her house.

Qiao Nan was particularly melancholy, and the plots of those idol dramas that Qiao Lin had watched were staged in front of her again. When the crazy men and women are engaged in a fierce tug-of-war between "listen to my explanation" and "I don't listen to me, I won't listen", he is always amused to laugh, what kind of mentally retarded plot is that?!

But now that he has such a plot, he is not mentally retarded at all, and it is very painful. Alas, I was slapped in the face, and my face hurts.

By two or three o'clock in the morning, he hadn't fallen asleep, and his stomach was still rumbling with hunger. Thinking that Miss Wen had already slept, he tiptoed to the kitchen, and felt sorry for Miss Wen when he saw so many ingredients, and when he opened the refrigerator and saw the various ice creams neatly arranged, his guilt was even stronger.

Miss Wen has to stay in shape, eat a maximum of two bites of meat, and hardly eat sweets. So, the whole kitchen is prepared for him.

Qiao Nan grabbed his hair with self-blame (in fact, it was too short, and he couldn't catch it), and thought regretfully, what kind of sin did he create!

Early the next morning, Miss Wen got up to wash, and Qiao Nan immediately entered the first-level combat readiness state and stood straight on the edge of the sofa. But Miss Wen didn't look at him at all, and walked straight to the bathroom.

But at a glance, she glanced at the two ice cream packages on the table, and immediately raised her eyebrows, and activated the Hedong Lion Roar skill: "What kind of ice cream do you eat in the middle of the night?"

"Report!"

"......" Wen Jing was a little dazed, what should I do?

"Report, that's what I ate in the early hours of the morning. ”

is serious, it's really not to be funny, it's to treat her as a serious chief.

Wen Jing almost couldn't hold back her laughter, but she quickly adjusted her state and roared angrily: "Eating such a cold thing in the early morning, do you want to die?"

"Report!"

“......”

Why did he come again? He still stood up straight, and his voice was subdued, probably in his unit.

"Report! If I don't eat, I'll starve to death. ”

Wen Jing was afraid of laughing, so she lowered her head and went into the bathroom.

Qiao Nan analyzed it, Wen Jing didn't ask who the girl hanging on his arm was last night, which means that she still trusts him very much. The root cause of her anger was that she didn't accompany her at the first time, which made her worried. So, the focus of the contradiction is still on him.

In order to make Miss Wen angry, Qiao Nan went to buy breakfast early in the morning, but Miss Wen didn't even look at it, let alone eat it. She went out without even putting on makeup, indicating that she was going to work.

Yes, Wen Jing usually wears light makeup when she goes out, but as long as there is shooting, she generally doesn't wear makeup. Because when she got to the set, she had to remove her makeup and reapply makeup, which was not troublesome enough, so she simply stopped putting on makeup. For this point, Qiao Nan has already summed up his experience.

Miss Wen went to work, and Qiao Nan very consciously cleaned the house inside and out. In order to discourage her, he also went to the mall and bought her a four-figure dress for the first time. For Qiao Nan at that time, the price of that skirt was enough for him to wear a T-shirt for several years.

Qiao Nan didn't know how to cook, so he was busy clumsily for a long time, which only increased the messiness of the kitchen, and finally he called for takeout.

As soon as Miss Wen came back in the evening, she saw the new home and the food on the table, and her gloomy face eased a little. But when he saw the clothes on the bed, he yelled at Qiao Nan again: "Who asked you to buy it?!"

“......”

"You paid off all the money you borrowed to buy a house?"

"Hmm. ”

？

Wen Jing prepared a word to educate him to be diligent and thrifty, but they were all rejected with a "um" word.

She slammed the door slammed again, but in an instant she was happy to change into new clothes. Although the electrician has poor aesthetics, he still knows that expensive things are generally not too bad. The white dress that was bought for her, she liked it very much.

Qiao Nan was locked out of the door and sat on the sofa again dejectedly. The expectations were disappointed, and it was very disappointing.

What to expect?

Miss Wen still didn't pick up his clothes, and she didn't have the slightest desire to pick them up. In her eyes, he is still a "hooligan". In the past, she hadn't been angry for so long.

Qiao Nan curled up on the sofa again, looking at the ceiling, extremely melancholy. Miss Wen's fire, when will it go out?

He remembered the anger that Miss Wen had fired at him in the morning, and he suddenly found a way to get her to forgive him. That is-she still cares about his health the most, then, he will pretend to be sick!

Tsk, Comrade Qiao Nan is really applauding his ingenuity.

So, if Miss Wen doesn't eat, then he won't eat either. He just lay on the sofa and hummed, as soon as Wen Jing came out of the room, he would play a lame acting skill - humming a little louder, trying to add a few lines "Ouch, my waist, ......"

Qiao Nan's lumbar spine is indeed not good, he never complains, but Wen Jing knows everything. She used to put plasters on him, but now she doesn't even care about it.

She came out twice again, and Qiao Nan copied her acting skills twice, but she was indifferent. Qiao Nan thought sadly, Miss Wen didn't love herself anymore, she was so anxious to go to the hospital when he was kicked by a fly leg before.

Fortunately, Miss Wen quickly threw him a stack of plasters, and then entered the bedroom without saying a word, locking the door. The meaning couldn't be more obvious - you can do it yourself!

Qiao Nan originally thought that as long as she put a plaster on herself, then in the next step, she would be able to remove his clothes...... However, Qiao Nan's wishful thinking still failed, and Miss Wen still had no interest in picking up his clothes.

Qiao Nan was frustrated again and threw the plaster aside. His target is Miss Wen, not these Raushzi.

That night, Miss Wen had almost forgiven him, but she was arrogant and refused to admit it. Thinking that he actually pretended to be sick to get attention, it was also naïve and cute.

Miss Wen bit her fingers and laughed stupidly, and when she heard the coughing sound from outside, as well as a few low "Alas, I'm going to die", she still couldn't help laughing at him.

But just as she was about to fall asleep, the cough suddenly increased, and the man outside was out of breath. Last year, he was also suspected of lung cancer by the doctor, and he has been running back and forth for the past few days, is it annoying that he is old and annoying?

Wen Jing couldn't hold back any longer, lifted the quilt, hurriedly ran to the living room, held his hand, and asked, "Qiao Nan, what's wrong with you?