Chapter 142: What kind of kung fu is this
"Wow, the fat is going extinct, what's going on?" Yang Xiaolei was stunned for a moment.
"Sister-in-law! It's all sister-in-law! The plum blossom pile, I can't stop running, you see my thighs, they're all thin into hemp sticks. Fat Dun cried and rolled up his pants.
Yang Xiaolei looked serious and looked at it again.
"Well, yes, your legs have indeed lost a lot of weight, looking at your pants, tsk, they have become so much bigger. ”
"Yes, Brother Lei, can you talk to your sister-in-law? Let me practice less, I'll make you a cow and a horse, it's too tiring!"
Yang Xiaolei did not speak.
"Brother Lei, please!" Fat Dun pinched his throat and said.
Yang Xiaolei trembled all over, and goosebumps fell to the ground.
"Damn, talk to Lao Tzu well. Yang Xiaolei slapped him, and the fat head was lowered, and he slapped it right on the back of the head.
The action is called a smooth flow, as if it has been arranged a long time ago.
This is a movement that the two of them have indeed practiced for countless years.
Fat Dun even knows how to let himself be the lightest.
He knew that every time Yang Xiaolei made this action, it meant that he would be covered.
"Hehe, now, I can finally be freed. Fat Dun was secretly happy in his heart.
At this time, Yang Xiaolei said: "Okay, I'll go back and tell your sister-in-law to let you go to school, just say that your course is tight, and your cultivation will stop first." ”
"Great! Thank you, Brother Lei!" Fat Dun smiled all over his face, and sure enough, he jumped out of the fire pit.
Suddenly, he felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly asked, "Wait, Brother Lei, what did you just tell me to do?"
"Go to school, if you don't want to learn kung fu, then go to school!" Yang Xiaolei said lightly.
"Oh, my mother!" Fat Dun took a few steps back, and the fat on his body trembled.
It's especially the fat on the chest, and the trembling is comparable to a thirty-six cup swaying.
"Brother Lei, you might as well let me die!" Fat Dun was about to cry.
Learning Kung Fu is a fire pit, and going to school is a bigger fire pit!
Yang Xiaolei glanced at him and said coldly: "Then you say, what do you want to do yourself?"
"You don't want to go to school, let you learn some kung fu and protect yourself, and you don't want to, then you say, what's the use of you? Could it be that you are really willing to live like this for the rest of your life?"
"Do you want to be looked down upon for the rest of your life!"
"Do you want to eat and wait for death for the rest of your life!"
"Brother Lei can afford to raise you, if you want to be a pig, I will meet your requirements!"
"Think it out for yourself, come back to me!"
After Yang Xiaolei finished speaking, he turned around and left, not dragging his feet at all!
Fat Dun froze in place, silent, as if he had settled down.
This is the first time that Yang Xiaolei has spoken to him so coldly!
This is the first time that Yang Xiaolei asked him to consider this kind of problem!
For a long time, he stood still, motionless!
Yang Xiaolei walked far away and glanced back.
"Damn, you won't scold hard, right?" Yang Xiaolei was a little speechless.
It wasn't like this before, I used to scold a few words, and I immediately came up, and my face was much thicker than mine.
Today, it feels a little wrong.
"Strange situation! Hey, Hu Jingjing, you wait for me, my face!" Yang Xiaolei muttered, took a step, and left.
Pushed open the door of Fat Dun's house, the stone was on the plum blossom pile, jumping up and down, the whole person was like an ape.
He didn't even notice Yang Xiaolei coming in, and he practiced very seriously.
Yang Xiaolei didn't say much, lowered his head, and hurriedly walked into the house.
"Bang..."
Yang Xiaolei flew out.
"Who are you?" Li Xiaojuan asked with a cold snort.
Yang Xiaolei leaned against the wall, slowly stood up, and said with a look of grievance: "Wife, what are you doing!
"Husband?" Li Xiaojuan was stunned for a moment, this voice sounded right, it must be Yang Xiaolei.
"What's wrong with you?" Li Xiaojuan couldn't help but ask: "Look at your face, who hit you so hard?"
"Hey, it's hard to say, don't say it. Yang Xiaolei waved his hand, this bad luck today.
It's really unlucky!
"Stone, go buy me a brazier, get some grapefruit leaves, I'm going to go to bad luck. Yang Xiaolei glanced at the stone and said angrily.
Stone nodded, turned and walked out.
Li Xiaojuan was stunned for a moment, and then walked up.
"What's the matter? It's not the first time that someone has bullied you like this, you say, I'm going to kill him!"
Yang Xiaolei glanced at Li Xiaojuan, shook his head, and said, "You don't know me when I said it, forget it, I admit it!"
Li Xiaojuan pursed her lips, did not speak, and kept a calm face.
Yang Xiaolei looked at it, and was speechless in his heart, I said so, why are you still angry?
I'm not doing this for your own good, the Occult Authority, you can't deal with it.
Who are you killing?
Besides, if you are injured, don't you have to be caused by the Supernatural Administration, do I dare to send you to death?
Yang Xiaolei shook his head and prepared to go into the house to rest.
However, when I walked in the door, I saw Li Xiaojuan motionless.
Yang Xiaolei sighed in his heart, walked back, and hugged Li Xiaojuan in his arms.
Li Xiaojuan shook for a moment, and for the first time, she didn't break away.
"Wife, it's okay, really, I'll go back to avenge this revenge myself, besides, I don't want you to have an accident for me. ”
"Besides, your injuries are still not healed?"
"I can't let you suffer a little bit of injury for me, in this case, my husband will be distressed to death. Yang Xiaolei said, his arms tightened.
"Okay, when I'm healed, I'll help you kill him, and if you don't want me to kill, I'll help you teach him a lesson. Li Xiaojuan thought about it and said slowly.
"Okay, it's really my good wife!" Yang Xiaolei smiled.
Suddenly, as soon as he looked down, he saw a touch of scenery, and suddenly, his eyes lit up.
He is now in his early eights, Li Xiaojuan is only about one meter seven, Yang Xiaolei hugged her from behind, and naturally saw it clearly.
That pink, that proud presence!
Yang Xiaolei's saliva immediately flowed out.
Accidentally, the harazi dripped down.
That harazi flowed down Li Xiaojuan's neck.
Suddenly, Li Xiaojuan was stunned!
"Yikes... Die!"
The next moment, she grabbed Yang Xiaolei's arm and fell over-the-shoulder!
"Bang..."Yang Xiaolei's entire back came into close contact with the ground.
The whole ground shook for a moment.
Yang Xiaolei felt that his waist was about to break.
Holding a breath in his chest, why can't he get out?
He opened his eyes in despair and looked at Li Xiaojuan, whose face was flushed.
"Wife, you are so ruthless!"
Li Xiaojuan glared at Yang Xiaolei, didn't say a word, turned around and walked into the house.
At this time, Fat Dun happened to walk in.
He looked at Yang Xiaolei lying on the ground and asked strangely, "Brother Lei, what kind of kung fu are you practicing?"
"Just lie on the ground, it's so cool!"
"Can you teach me?"