A new day, a new mood!

But a good mood was interrupted by a bad phone call!

Feed!

Who?

It's me, your mother!Oh Mom, what's the matter?

I asked your Aunt Zhang to introduce you to a blind date, you hurry up to meet someone, the address is ✘✘✘✘✘, what kind of blind date do I have?

What nonsense is the stinky boy talking about? Hurry up, this matter is not discussed, and he hung up the phone as he spoke!

There's no way to go!

I randomly picked out a simple SF Express clothes, drove my luxury car, and set off for the destination.

After a while, we arrived at our destination.

Zhou Yu walked into this store, the decoration of the store is very good, in fact, Zhou Yu rarely comes to this kind of place, no way.

There are dozens of dollars to drink in this place, Zhou Yu feels that it is too low, and he is simply not worthy of his identity, right?

In the final analysis, it is two words of money!

Walking inside, there are not many people, except for two couples, the others are single guests.

As for single young women, there are even fewer, two in all.

One of them, a purple-haired girl dressed in a very fashionable fashion, was holding a mobile phone for live broadcast, and it was in full swing.

Probably not this.

Zhou Yu thought about it for a while, and Aunt Zhang would not introduce such a girl to herself.

After all, he hasn't had a showdown with his parents, and they still think that he was the poor boy he used to be.

Then there was only one person left.

The woman by the window.

Zhou Yu walked over directly.

"Hello. ”

"Zhou Yu, sit down. ”

The woman didn't raise her head, didn't even look at Zhou Yu, lowered her head and was busy playing with her mobile phone.

Zhou Yu glanced at it, frowned, this woman was still chatting on WeChat on a blind date, and after glancing at the remarks, it was actually "dear".

Zhou Yu was depressed.

This Aunt Zhang shouldn't be a pit herself.

Does this woman have a boyfriend?

Or are you already married?"Are you here for a blind date?, or do you already have a boyfriend?" so as not to make a fuss, Zhou Yu asked first.

"What do you mean, I'm going to have a boyfriend and I need to go on a blind date with you?"

Said the woman opposite.

Zhou Pleiades: "......"

At this time, the woman opposite put down her phone and glanced at Zhou Yu.

"Since you're here to go on a blind date with me, we don't need to talk about the extra nonsense, I'll just ask for it, and if you agree, we'll get married. ”

The woman on the other side looked up and said to Zhou Yu.

Zhou Yu finally saw the woman's face clearly at this time.

Immediately startled him.

Good guy, with a lot of heavy makeup, a fat and fat foundation on his face, others don't know and think that he has smeared a layer of powder on his face.

Zhou Yu almost didn't throw up.

Aunt Zhang, who is this person introduced?

However, although Zhou Yu frowned, he still planned to listen to this woman's conditions, anyway, she came here, and Aunt Zhang, who turned around, was angry and said that she didn't give face.

Zhou Yu thought about it, so he didn't speak.

Blind date girl: "The first is the salary, how much is your monthly salary?"

"More than 8,000. ”

Because I have quit my job in the hotel, after all, I am a great god, there is no need to do those jobs at all, as for sending express delivery to Didi, this is all an attitude to life, and now I am making so much money by sending express delivery, so this is not a lie! However, hearing Zhou Yu's monthly salary, the blind date girl frowned.

"Longcheng is a first-tier city, more than 8,000 a month can only be said to be food and clothing, and a year's salary is not enough for me to buy a few bags. ”

"Let's not talk about wages for now, let's talk about something else. ”

"Height and weight, must reach more than 180, weigh 140 pounds, this is the golden ratio in my heart, secondly, the appearance must reach 85 points, otherwise the class reunion will not be able to take it out in the future. ”

"There is a house and a car, this is for sure, the house must be more than 100 square meters, the car, simpler, three or four hundred thousand BMW Audi is about the same, your current salary is not enough, let your parents cushion. ”

"After getting married, you must buy me a bag every three months at most, you must have a new style, you don't want the old one, you have to add my name to the real estate certificate, and you don't live with your parents after marriage. ”

"In addition, I don't have children, it's easy to ruin my figure, I like to travel, I have to be equipped with a separate car after marriage, by the way, I don't go to work, you have to support me, I don't want to disturb when chatting with male girlfriends. ”

"Also, the bride price starts at 880,000 yuan, which is auspicious, and I have to leave a little for my brother and my parents, you have no opinion on these requirements. ”

The blind date girl finished talking about the conditions in one breath.

After hearing this, Zhou Yu nodded.

"If it's okay, I'll go first. ”

Blind date girl: "I know, I don't agree to this condition, scumbag!"

Zhou Yu didn't want to deal with her at all.

These days, there are too many women who feel good about themselves. asked for this and that man, but he didn't know that he was 150 tall, his face was black and yellow, and he not only asked his boyfriend to revolve around him, but also fantasized that he was Snow White, and the whole world watched her dance with long sleeves and perform to her heart's content.

For this kind of woman, Zhou Yu only wants to say one word.

Crawl!

So at this time, Zhou Yu didn't bother to say anything at all.

Let's go.

"Hello everyone, I'm Weiwei, today we are live at Starbucks to evaluate Starbucks' new cherry latte. ”

In the Starbucks store, Zheng Weiwei, who has purple hair, is holding a selfie stick in the live evaluation.

Zheng Weiwei started her live broadcast career after graduating from university, and she has been mixing well in Huya Live in recent years, and she is a popular anchor.

Not to mention the popularity of each live broadcast, there are still thirty or forty thousand.

On this day, she happened to receive a private message from a fan saying that Starbucks had launched a new cherry latte this month.

As an evaluation network anchor, Zheng Weiwei certainly can't miss it, so she came with joy.

However, not long after coming here, I drank half of the coffee and saw a good show.

A certain SF brother goes on a blind date with a double-standard girl, this section can only be seen in TV dramas on weekdays!

Zheng Weiwei caught up with a live broadcast this time, and she was also very excited.

Of course, it's not just her who is excited, but the group of water friends in her live broadcast room are even more excited.

"Wow, wow, wow, live broadcast! Double standard female blind date? ”

"The SF brother is so miserable, he came on a blind date while he was still wearing his uniform, and the courier delivery was too dedicated this year!"

"Hey, this woman vomited, so I'm embarrassed to mention the bride price of 880,000 yuan?

"However, it's not good for the anchor to be so close to secretly shoot, and he won't be beaten if he is discovered!" "On the top floor, rub Weiwei's dog head angrily!"

"Hahahaha!"

Zheng Weiwei glanced at the popularity and barrage of the live broadcast room with her afterglow while watching the play.

Seeing that these guys were not a big deal to watch the excitement, and tried to tease the anchor in vain, Zheng Weiwei couldn't help but roll her eyes.

These guys are too used to being so presumptuous on weekdays.

Look at other people's fans, the anchor on the left is really beautiful, and the anchor on the right is very powerful.

How well-behaved?

How come you are such a bunch of bewitching sluts here?

Zheng Weiwei complained in her heart.

But the popularity is still good, and the live broadcast of this picture has even increased Zheng Weiwei's popularity a lot.

Originally, there were only 30,000 or 40,000 people on weekdays, but now they have suddenly jumped to more than 60,000.

Zheng Weiwei was taken aback.

At the same time, I sighed in my heart.

Sure enough, in this world, there are still the largest number of people who eat melons......

At this time, there are still many people who share the live broadcast room with Zheng Weiwei.

[Long hair and waist is Sadako] shared the live broadcast room!

[Ultra Egg is on Fire] shared the live broadcast room!

[Cut the artery and drink the pulse] shared the live broadcast room and left a message: Come on, there are melons to eat!

Zheng Weiwei: [・_・?] What kind of people are these???

At this time, Zhou Yu and the blind date girl didn't know that they had been secretly photographed.

Seeing that Zhou Yu was leaving, the blind date girl was still in the process of starting her sneering skills.

"Cut, actually, I already knew, aren't you just a courier, do you really think you can be worthy of me? ”

"As far as your salary is concerned, Starbucks usually can't afford to drink, but my sister is in a good mood today, I paid for your cup of coffee, so keep the money to buy a boxed lunch to eat." ”

"Forget it, it's useless to talk to you poor courier, get out, get out, sister will go on a blind date later." ”

After the blind date girl ridiculed Zhou Pleia, she drove people away.

She is busy today, there are several blind dates, Zhou Yu is actually not a good thing for her at all, but Aunt Zhang tried her best to recommend that Zhou Yu is a handsome young man, so she asked Zhou Yu to come over and have a look.

Looking at it now, although it looks good, it looks good, but it doesn't need to be used, no matter how good-looking it is, it's just a little white face, and there's no money to use it?

It's 2020, everyone is an adult, is it okay to be material?

"Since there's nothing else to do, let's go first. ”

Zhou Yu didn't bother to say more to this kind of woman, and if she said a word more, Zhou Yu felt sick to her stomach and a waste of time.

Isn't it delicious to have time to eat something by yourself?

As for sports cars or something, Zhou Yu didn't even bother to say. The car key slapped on the table and slapped in the face or something, it was all played by children, even if it was slapped in the face, what was the point of slapping this blind date girl?

Zhou Yu was too lazy to do such a boring thing, so he walked out directly.

He was busy delivering couriers.

As for the coffee checkout, didn't the aunt who went on a blind date just now say that she came to checkout.

Why don't you do it if someone checks out? Zhou Yu is not a fool, so he directly pushed the door and walked out.

After Zhou Yu left, Zheng Weiwei's live broadcast room also brushed up a barrage.

"Hey, this little brother is so pitiful! Vivi, why don't you go and take a look. ”

"That's right, this guy is miserable enough, when he meets this kind of woman on a blind date, the anchor comforts others. ”

"Congratulations to the streamer on his new title 2333333!

"Hahahaha!"

……

These barrages are heathing again.

However, Zheng Weiwei also felt that Zhou Yu was a little pitiful at this time.

is obviously such a handsome little brother, being bullied by such a bad woman is too miserable, after going out, he should be holding his head and crying.

Zheng Weiwei couldn't bear it, so at this time, she quickly chased after her, ready to go to comfort her......

Phew, comfort Zhou Pleiades.

However, after Zheng Weiwei ran out of Starbucks, she looked around, but she couldn't see Zhou Pleiades for a long time. "Why did you go so fast? ”

Zheng Weiwei was a little strange.

I'm just a few steps slower, and in the blink of an eye, I'm gone?

Could it be that SF Brother has escaped?

In these years, the people who deliver express delivery are talents?

"Vivi check the side of the road, maybe the blow is too big, and she is crouching somewhere crying. ”

“+1！”

“+1！”

“+1！”

The barrage prompted, Zheng Weiwei nodded, it's not impossible.

But Zheng Weiwei was just about to look for it, when a familiar voice came from her ears.

"Boss, don't have eggs for omelets! Add more ham and less green onions. ”

Zheng Weiwei: "???"

Turn around and look.

Not only Zheng Weiwei herself, but also her live broadcast room was instantly quiet.

This familiar figure, the familiar uniform, isn't it the little brother who went on a blind date just now?

Now this guy is actually buying egg cakes on the side of the road to eat?

Zheng Weiwei's face was full of black lines.

What about the emotional victim who said good?

What about hugging your head and crying?

Say yes Super Vivian...... Phew!

I almost got crooked again.

However, despite that, Zheng Weiwei still walked up and patted Zhou Yu on the back.

"Little brother, are you alright? ”

Zhou Yu: "What's wrong with ??? me?"

Zheng Weiwei: "......"

Barrage in the live broadcast room: "Hahaha, the anchor is embarrassed!"

"I'm afraid the air will suddenly be quiet!233333!"

"It's embarrassing!!"

"Come on, Weiwei, the other party's little brother is about to think that you are here to talk!"

The barrage in the live broadcast room is crazy to brush.

Zhou Yu also saw the live broadcast and barrage in Zheng Weiwei's hands at this time, and the two of them were embarrassed all of a sudden.

"Uh, what's the matter with you?"

Zheng Weiwei: "No, it's nothing, in fact, it's a misunderstanding, just now I saw that you were said like that by that woman inside, I just wanted to come out and comfort you, are you okay?" ”

Zheng Weiwei was also well-intentioned, but she didn't expect things to become embarrassing.

Zhou Yu scratched his head: "In this way, I don't have anything to do, after all, this thing is actually normal." ”

"Normal?" Zheng Weiwei was puzzled, what kind of brain circuit is this?

"With a population of 1.4 billion in China, it's normal to have a few fools. ”

Zhou Yu spread his hands. Zheng Weiwei's mouth opened into an O-shape.

The live broadcast room is brushed 6 as a whole!

“66666！”

“66666！”

“6666666666！”

"Wise sayings! A word to wake up the dreamer, the master has been taught!"

Zheng Weiwei was also dumbfounded at this time, she didn't expect this little brother to look like a gentleman, and he couldn't squirt people.

I love this kind of rush!

It's love, it's love!

At this time, Zheng Weiwei and Zhou Yu were communicating.

The door of Starbucks was pushed open, and the blind date girl swaggered out and hit Zhou Pleiades head-on.

"Huh, poor boy, why haven't you left yet?"

"Where's your broken tricycle? It's out of power? Do you want my sister to deliver it to you?"

The blind date girl shook the car keys in her hand.

The lights of a Honda Accord come on.

This car was borrowed by someone else on a blind date, and she also saw Zheng Weiwei's mobile phone in her hand on the live broadcast, so she wanted to install a wave at this time.

However, at this time, looking at this woman's arrogant appearance.

Zheng Weiwei's live broadcast exploded directly.

Without saying a word, start spraying.

"Damn, no, this woman is so badly beaten, I can't stand it!"

"That courier brother can bear it, beat her!"

"If you want me to slap me, what are you going to do with your horse?"

"Stinky table, your horse will die tonight!"

"The people of Zu'an, please fight! Lao Tzu sprayed this double-standard girl to death today!"

However, at this time, just when the barrage was gaining momentum, Zheng Weiwei's popularity in the live broadcast room also reached a climax.

Online popularity exceeded the 200,000 mark for the first time.

Zheng Weiwei herself was also watching from the side, and she couldn't be angry.

This woman may have a bit of a problem with her brain, and a Honda Accord will make you pretend to be like this?

Zheng Weiwei thought that this is not a good car.

But this woman just looks like she is underwhelmed.

Zheng Weiwei: Oh, I'm so angry, what if I want to beat her?

At this time, the silent Zhou Yu finally spoke.

"I don't need a ride, I have my own car, and I happen to be driving here. ”

Blind date girl: "What car? tricycle hahaha!"

Zhou Yu: "Almost. ”

With that, he pulled a key out of his pocket.

A silver shield-shaped key the size of half a palm was taken out by Zhou Yu.

Gently press it.

"Buzz!"

A surging sound rang out.

Behind the Honda Accord, a Koenigsegg Agera RS sports car, lying prone on the ground like a beast, suddenly started at the touch of a button, showing its fangs.

Zheng Weiwei's eyes widened:!

Zheng Weiwei was terrified.

What the is this story?

This slap in the face is too cool!

The blind date girl just showed off a small car, and here the SF brother directly took out a Koenigsegg Agera RS.

Zheng Weiwei couldn't help but shout at the moment: 666!

And at this time, Zheng Weiwei's barrage exploded directly.

The popularity broke through the 300,000 mark at once.

Straight to the 400,000.

"Oh my God, Koenigsegg, my little brother, is this the legendary hidden tyrant?"

"This sports car must be at least a few million!"

"Millions? I look down on Koenigsegg too much, do you think this is an ordinary cow and calf? I know this car, Koenigsegg limited edition, limited to 25 units worldwide, and now I can't buy it if I want to, if this one is the mainland, it will cost at least more than 30 million or 40 million yuan to get it, and it is not the kind that lands!"

"More than 30 million or 40 million?

"I wonder how this car compares to my Wuling Hongguang?"

"Don't be funny, just your Wuling Hongguang, you haven't stepped on the accelerator yet, and everyone's car has run a hundred meters!"

"Acceleration of 100 meters in less than 2.5 seconds, killing Bugatti, the mudslide in the supercar!"

"6666, watch SF Brother slap the face of the double standard girl online, cool!"

Zheng Weiwei's barrage brushed quickly.

The backstage staff of Tiger Buds Live were directly dumbfounded.

Watching this popularity soar, if it weren't for him being able to see the real data in the background, he would have doubted whether this anchor was gaining popularity.

But when I clicked on the live broadcast, the Tiger Sprout staff was also directly dumbfounded.

Luxury car, slap in the face!

This routine, no wonder it is so popular!

The staff of Tiger Sprout are not vegetarians, and several supervisors knocked on the table and directly recommended Zheng Weiwei's live broadcast on the homepage.

The big headline of Ming Huanghuang: "Surprise! A certain SF brother in Longcheng actually opened Koenigsegg to slap his face on a blind date and worship a gold girl, and he is live broadcasting!"

Popularity soared again all of a sudden, breaking the 500,000 mark.

Zheng Weiwei's live broadcast room suddenly became lively.

The blind date girl's face was not good-looking at this time, blue and white for a while, how could she have thought that this Zhou Yu, who was introduced by Aunt Zhang, actually had a luxury car under her hands?

Didn't you say that he was an ordinary poor boy?

Blind date girl: "Hehe, this car is yours? Is there any evidence? Maybe you rented it." ”

"Rented?" Zhou Yu smiled.

Zheng Weiwei and many people in the live broadcast room who know how to drive laughed.

Koenigsegg Agera RS!

Limited to 25 units worldwide. The factory price of each unit is 3.2 million US dollars, which is equivalent to more than 22 million Chinese dollars.

Not to mention the sky-high taxes and landing of supercars.

And this limited edition was sold out as early as 17 years, and there are only 25 people around the world who can buy this car.

What level of bigwigs would let their cars out for rent?

Where do you rent?

This woman may have a problem with her brain.

Do you really think it's a regular sports car?

Rent if you want?

So at this time, many people looked at this woman with a kind of mentally retarded look.

Zhou Yu didn't bother to pay attention to her.

At the touch of a key, the unique revolving door of Koenigsegg opens.

Like a beast lurking in the night, it broke out of its cocoon.

"Hiss~"

The onlookers around took a deep breath at this time.

This is more than 40 million luxury cars!

The appearance, the doors, and the streamlined body all reveal luxury and coolness.

Let's take a look at the SF uniform on Zhou Yu's body.

, so rich and go to deliver couriers.

It's really a world of gods, we don't understand.

All the couriers are talents!

Zhou Yu sat directly in the sports car at this time, roared, and then walked away.

The whole process is chic.

Zheng Weiwei was stunned as she watched from the side.

And in the same place, only the blind date girl was left messy in the wind.

It wasn't until half an hour later that the blind date girl reacted, what did she miss?

A handsome guy with a net worth of billions!

And the most important thing is that people are here to go on a blind date with her.

And she ruined it with her own hands!

Almost married into a wealthy family?

The blind date girl almost didn't go crazy at this time.

In the streets, the devil cried and howled.

Many passers-by who didn't know the situation looked at her with strange eyes, and many people stayed away from her, for fear that this crazy woman would splash on the street.

After Zhou Yu left, Zheng Weiwei felt that she had something in her hand.

When she opened her hand, it turned out to be a note left by Zhou Yu.

"Thank you just now, this is my WeChat, and I have the opportunity to invite you to dinner." ’

Payment: SF Brother.

Looking at this note, Zheng Weiwei's live broadcast room was suddenly filled with a sour smell.

"It's over, it's over, Vivi is falling!"

"What? The old sow is going to be arched today?

"Ah, this feeling is so sour, Wei Wei hurry up, this time it's a god, don't let it go!"

"It's rare to meet the gold owner, why don't you hurry up and add V to make an appointment with a dragon?"

“2333333！”

The people in the live broadcast room began to coax again, and Zheng Weiwei also rolled her eyes.

Still, she looked at the note in her hand and her heart was pounding.

That little brother just now is really handsome.

That's right, you look so handsome in Koenigsegg!

……