It is up to man to plan things, and it is up to heaven to achieve things, and he has done what he can. ”

"Good or bad, he did everything he could. ”

The students became the focus of the conversation between the laughter and Xie Suya.

Every day from the time of getting up, until the time of sleep, and even dreaming at night, it is a student, a student, a student.

If students are their lifeblood, it is not false at all.

So she knows his students inside out, and he knows everything about her students.

Sending off the students, the playground is deserted, the dormitory is empty, and only the sound of lonely shoes is heard in the corridor.

Alas, the students are tired of them when they are there, and once they are gone, the lonely heart is all under these feet.

As a teacher, what he likes most is to teach knowledge, and transferring knowledge to others is a joy in itself.

This is like an entrepreneur, an entrepreneur lets others share and use his goods, which is in itself the output of knowledge, but also a kind of happiness.

If a businessman values more than the output of knowledge, and the money he obtains is much higher than the output, he is a profiteer.

For example, if the teacher uses the output of knowledge as a money-making machine, and the money he obtains is much higher than the output, this is a traitor.

If you earn a hundred times more money for six days and two days than someone else who works for five days, you are not a traitor, or you are a profiteer. These people have broken the rules of the teacher.

Energetic entrepreneurs like Xiao Ya abound.

Speaking of Xiao Ya, hearing people's laughter, I couldn't help but sigh Xie Suya's sixth feeling, he still had to brush the bowl for half a year.

Of course, there are things that teachers don't like to do.

The most annoying thing is to reprimand students, which is like cheering up the basketball, so tired that the trachea is panting, suffocating the basketball belly, and making the visitors have to scold the mother, saying that you are a villain.

If it's a class teacher, what I hate is that there will be more, collect money, hygiene, receive parents, cope with inspections, etc., the most annoying and annoying thing is to have a meeting, eight times a week, more diligent than going to the toilet.

Therefore, the expression of the head teacher in the meeting is the same as the expression of going to the toilet, with his neck and nose, pouting his mouth, squinting his eyes, and daring to be angry but not to speak.

When I came back, I scolded my mother, and I had to continue to do it after scolding my mother, and when I saw the principal, I smiled and said, "The principal is good!"

As soon as the principal left, he wanted to kick the principal's ass. It can be said that how much the students hate the head teacher, how the head teacher hates the headmaster, once the head teacher is gone, the nostalgic one must be a good headmaster, except for Yu Yanmei.

The most annoying thing is the prison and the marking of the file. Whoever does more work means that the more capable you are, the more you can't escape.

At this point, principals can stroll down the hallways with their hands behind their backs or take a drink of water in their offices. People are controllers and conductors.

The prison is monotonous, idle, binding, and risky, and there is a kind of heartache to watch them answer the questionnaire.

Marking papers is cumbersome, the number is large, the task is heavy, six or seven people have hundreds of test papers, and they read them in one day.

I am dazzled, my brain is swollen, my hands and feet do not obey the call, and I often regard what is right as wrong and what is wrong as right.

People tend to find happiness in monotonous gaps.

The students are like this, and so are the teachers, as soon as the pile of test papers is placed in front of them, they are worried when they look at them, but Jin Zelan keeps laughing.

"Mr. Jin, what are you laughing at?" Wen Ren asked with a smile.

"In "Water Margin", the three punches killed the town of Guanxi, and later made a big fuss about Wutai Mountain, weeping willows, and wild boar forests, who is the hero, and some classmates wrote it as Zhu Bajie. ”

"Zhu Bajie has crossed over the past!" said with a smile, "I have watched too many dramas!"

"And this," shouted Hongyunlu, who was six years younger than Wen Ren Xiaoxiao, only 23 years old, and had been teaching for just one year, and was a Chinese teacher in the fifth and sixth classes of junior high school. He went to the second year of junior high school to help.

"Write your favorite famous book and the heroes in it, and some classmates write the favorite is "Journey to the West".

said that because of the 'Sun Wusong' among them, he has world-class martial arts, unparalleled in the world, and is proficient in all weapons in the eighteenth class.

In particular, the stick method is skillful, and it is written as salty, and you can beat whoever you want, and the king of heaven is not afraid.

There is also a 'pig knot', which is full of amorous and tender water, and is the most pleasing to girls. ”

After Hongyunlu finished speaking, they were amused and laughed, and Jin Zelan shouted: "Low minor, deduct his points." ”

Xia Yuan said beside him: "It's not easy for students, give a little points." ”

"I can't control it if I give some points, there are so many things, team leader, what do you say?"

"According to the standard answer!" said the laugher, so he had no choice but to say this.

The latter story is even more ridiculous.

The author of "Dream of Red Mansions" was written as Jia Baoyu, and the author of "Camel Xiangzi" was written as Li Bai.

"The frost falls and the bear rises to the tree, and the forest is empty and the deer drinks the stream" is written as "the frost falls and the bear grows the tree, and the sky dews and drinks the stream." ”

"The students don't want to think about when the bear will be able to grow a tree, you look at this, stop and sit in love with the maple forest at night, and the frost leaves are red in February. Look at this sitting word......"

Xia Yuan quietly let Wen people laugh, Wen Ren laughed very sadly, helplessly, and speechless. This is really too deeply affected by the bad influence of the network.

Hongyun Lu ran over to look at it, his face was flushed with shyness, he was not married yet!

"Open him and see who it is?" Xia Yuan said.

"Don't look at it, it's all torn. Wen said with a smile.

"It's okay, tear it open and see!"

Xia Yuan and Hongyun Road used a ballpoint pen to pry, and vaguely saw a "six" character.

"It's good not to teach students in class, and the students are all ruined by you!"

Hongyun Road deliberately angered Xia Yuan.

made Xia Yuan angry: "I have to see who he is!"

The two of them continued to pry, and one word was revealed: "Pei".

"Gotta ...... Get...... Get...... Pei Shaonan, I didn't write a word in front of me, just remember this. ”

"You'll teach this verse!"

"I sleep in every class, I can't wake up when I shoot, I am nicknamed Little Rhinoceros, Sloth!"

Hearing people's laughter, they were afraid that the two of them would pinch each other, so they said: "I prove this, I can't do anything, one of the twelve heroes, I will fight, and I will relieve myself in the classroom!"

"Ahh

"This Zheng Jie knows best!" Xia Yuan said.

And so much more fun!

"Where is the sunset township, the Yanbo River makes people sad. It is written as "where is the sunset lovesickness, and the smoke and waves on the river make people sad".

"The old man walked over the wall, and the old woman went out to see. It is written as "the old man jumps off the wall, and the old woman goes out to cut".

"Gladly regulate" is written as "gladly tortoise" and so on, and there are countless such examples.

Write an essay on the topic of "father", with a self-proposed topic, which is the scope of the proposition of the essay that year.

Hearing the laughter and Wu Youcheng reading the composition in batches, they were tormented by the content of the composition, sometimes crying, sometimes laughing, sometimes applauding, sometimes pondering and silent.

The lines of clear and powerful words, each by one wonderful pen, one by one under the pen of flowers, the composition is like flowing water, hearty, so that they are amazed and ashamed.

There are also students who fly and dance, and the words are written like spring worms and autumn snakes, iris shoulders and jackals, with teeth and claws, like monsters.

Anyway, it's not worth your life to be angry.

The most enjoyable, the most helpless, and the most relaxed is to empty the paper or just write a topic, and you can take a break when you hear people's laughter and martial achievements.

Later, they couldn't laugh anymore, shaking their heads in a series of ways, staring at each other in lamentation, they were lamenting the sadness of Chinese family education.

Good waiting to learn, bad reflection and reflection.

In hindsight, the story of China's failed home education was divided into two themes and eight types.

What theme, what type, and whether it makes sense to hear people's laughter and analysis, please see the next episode.