Song Shuhang was originally sitting in the passenger seat.

But then, the one was called Jingye Fairy...... Wait, what's the name of this fairy?

Anyway, it was the fairy, after lying in the back for a while, it seemed that lying down was a little boring, so he pulled Song Shuhang to the back and lay down with her.

Her movements were very natural, not at all like meeting Song Shuhang for the first time. And when she pulled him, Song Shuhang didn't feel resistant...... His instinct seemed to admit the fairy. He let her pull him, and lay down with her on the air bed, looking at the stars through the transparent skylight glass.

Staring at the starry sky in a daze, Song Shuhang felt that the atmosphere was a little awkward.

At this time, find a topic to talk about and ease the atmosphere?

Song Shuhang looked at the Jingyi Fairy beside him, saw the book in her hand, and asked casually, "Jingyu Fairy, do you like to read?"

The fairy grinned, "I like it." ”

Then, there was no follow-up.

Song Shuhang: "......"

No, this topic can't be talked about, it looks like we have to change the topic.

What should you talk about? If you don't talk about books, let's talk about Doudou?

"Also, the word I just said is Silent Night. The silent night of silent thoughts. The fairy added.

"Oh, that's what the poem meant. Song Shuhang nodded.

I feel that the topic is open, so I can follow the topic and talk about anything casually.

Just as Song Shuhang was thinking this, the merit snake beauty suddenly appeared.

When she appeared, she turned into an ordinary person, with a long and straight tail. Then, she forcibly squeezed between Song Shuhang and this Qingye Thinking Fairy.

"What are you doing with promises and waiting for fairies?" Song Shuhang asked suspiciously.

@#%× fairy spoke, and an electronic synthesis voice came out of her mouth: "Drunk and looking at the sword, dreaming of blowing the horn and camping!"

Song Shuhang: "???"

"The lights of the third watch and the fifth watch of the chicken are when the boy is studying. @#%× fairy continued to chant with that electronic synthesized voice.

Song Shuhang looked confused.

"Where you smell the light, you don't see. @#%× Fairy continued to chant the words, her body squeezed slightly, squeezing Song Shuhang aside. Her tail kept flicking, driving Song Shuhang farther away.

Then, she and the Silent Night Fairy lay firmly together.

"Silly Shuhang, your ancient language fairy is disgusted that you are a light bulb. You didn't listen to her lines, and there was a 'lamp' in all three sentences. Doudou said with a smile as he drove.

Song Shuhang: "......"

Why do you understand the meaning of promise and waiting for the fairy, and how do you match the airwaves?

However, Doudou opened the fairy boat and slipped away. At least for now, it seems that the technology has to throw off the six fairies of the East several streets.

"Haha. Silent Night Thinking Fairy let out a string of pleasant laughter, she reached out and grabbed @#%× fairy's small hand, and the two fingers intertwined and interlocked.

@#%× fairy turned her head and looked at the pigtail fairy on the side. She tilted her head, as if thinking about something.

"Silent Night Thinking Fairy...... No, Silent Night Fairy, do you know the Promise and the Waiting Fairy?" Song Shuhang asked aloud.

If you don't know each other, how can a merit snake beauty be so intimate with others?

"You can call me Silent Night Thought, I won't mind. The braided fairy grinned, but she didn't answer Song Shuhang's question.

@#%× fairy stretched out her other hand and touched the face of the silent night thinking fairy. Her little hands touched her eyebrows, her eye sockets, her nose, and her mouth.

"It's not you. Suddenly, the @#%× fairy spoke.

This time it wasn't an electronically synthesized voice, and I didn't read the lines. It's her own voice......

Song Shuhang looked curiously at @#%× fairy.

To be honest, the Merit Snake Beauty had been with him for so long, and she had hardly spoken in her own voice.

Every time she speaks, it is either a recording of Song Shuhang's screams, or an electronic synthesized sound, or a line recorded in a TV series.

"It's me, it's not me. The Silent Night Thinking Fairy said softly.

The merit snake beauty retracted her hand, and even the hand with ten interlocked fingers retracted. Then, she began to roll on the hovertop.

She looked very agitated.

She rolled to the side of the Silent Night Thinking Fairy, and began to roll in the opposite direction again, all the way to Song Shuhang's side.

After a slight pause by Song Shuhang's side, she continued to roll over and ran over Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang: "......"

The merit snake beauty ran back and rolled over Song Shuhang again.

Roll over, roll over again.

A few minutes later.

Merit snake beauty is addicted to playing.

She was no longer agitated.

She rolled all the way and ran over Song Shuhang. Then roll back and run over again.

Song Shuhang: "......"

Fairy Si Jing Ye stood up, supported her cheek with one hand, and looked at Song Shuhang and the rolling merit snake beauty with a smile: "@#%× fairy is still so cute, it hasn't changed at all." ”

She used the ancient language to call out the name of the Promise and the Waiting Fairy.

[Sure enough, she knows @#%× fairy.] Song Shuhang said secretly in his heart.

At this time, @#%× fairy is tired of playing.

She stopped, stuck between Song Shuhang and Silent Night Thinking Fairy again.

Then, she began to recite various lines.

Lines from TV dramas, lines from movies.

Most of them are the kind of lines when the heroine dies in the arms of the male protagonist, and there are many love poems that feel very numb when you listen to them.

After playing the lines, she began to recite the ancient poem again, this time with an electronic sound.

After reciting the ancient poems, she began to recite various 'backup lines' in Song Shuhang's voice.

"Ahhhh

And then there'......

"What is filial piety?"

"What is love?"

"Do you know the greatness of motherly love?"

The classic pregnancy trilogy from a Confucian sage.

"I don't know anything, what are you messing with?"

Song Shuhang himself forgot when he said this sentence, but this voice was indeed his voice.

"In Xiaba Song, age eighteen, please advise. If I have something to offend, you will come and beat me?"

This sentence is the voice of Yu Rouzi, and I don't know when it was also recorded by the merit snake beauty.

Song Shuhang: "......"

He felt that the Snake Beauty's line bank was too rich? Not only his, but even Yu Yuko's voice was recorded? And some of the lines were a little too hateful?

"You are doomed, sinful human being. Today, no one can save you! Whoever is stained with the blood of our sea urchin warriors will be the common enemy of the sea urchin warriors all over the world, and you will not be able to escape from it, even at the ends of the earth. Not only you, but even your family will be punished by the sea urchin warriors! You can't hide, you have no way to live! However, if you obediently cut off your head, I can spare your family's life!"

There are also lines from sea urchin warriors.

In the end, the merit snake beauty switched back to Song Shuhang's voice: "Xiaobai, when you have long hair and get married, ......can you marry me?"

Song Shuhang had already jumped up quickly, reaching out to cover the mouth of the merit snake beauty.

, why did this line come out.

But it's late...... The lines are almost finished.

Ahead, Doudou, who opened the immortal boat, turned his head: "!"

He heard it right, it was Song Shuhang's voice.

Song Shuhang: "......"

Looking at the sky, I am the one who wants to shout ''.

"Looking at so many Taoist friends in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group', I will obey you, Shuhang!" Doudou admired.

"No, things aren't what you think they are. Song Shuhang said: "This sentence is actually the ...... of the white seniors."

Halfway through the conversation, he sensed something was wrong.

Regarding the hidden plot of the white horse Jingyi boy's confession in the 'real illusion' of the white seniors, the members of the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group' don't seem to know yet.

If he told this, would he be directly sent to the sun by a sword?

"In short, this sentence is not original to me. I just repeated it and I almost died. Song Shuhang sighed deeply.

"I see. Doudou nodded: "That's right, with Shuhang's character, you will definitely not say this kind of line." ”

- Beanie's hypocritical reply.

"Yes. Song Shuhang said: "This kind of shameful and violent lines are not in line with my painting style." ”

Merit snake beauty: "Hmm~~"

Song Shuhang didn't dare to let her play the lines anymore, in case any weird lines were played, his little heart couldn't stand it.

So Song Shuhang forcibly summoned the merit snake beauty back, and locked her up, preventing her from manifesting, and only letting her attach herself in the mode of pure merit light.

The silent night thinking fairy on the side looked at the scene in front of him with a smile and did not interject.

……

……

Under the drive of Doudou, the fairy boat returned to the earth.

When Doudou landed, he plunged straight down and didn't see the landing location.

When landing, there appears to be an area of ocean below.

"Silent Rain...... Wrong. Song Shuhang thought of Li Bai in his mind, and then thought of "Silent Night Thoughts".

"Silent Night Thinking Fairy, where are you going, do you need to send you to your destination?" Song Shuhang asked.

Fairy Silent Night waved his hand and said, "No need, my destination is below, I originally wanted to go to the Pacific region." Then we'll say goodbye here. ”

"See you next time!" she grinned, resummoning her natal book.

Then she opened the window and jumped out of it.

The golden book was enormous, supporting her figure.

She sat on the golden book and waved her hand at Song Shuhang: "Goodbye." ”

"Goodbye. Song Shuhang nodded.

"Doudou, is Xianzhou's energy still sufficient? Let's go back to Huaxia. Song Shuhang asked again.

Doudou: "Don't worry, if you don't open the crazy escape mode, the energy is completely fine." ”

The fairy boat turned around and headed for the location of Huaxia.

Sitting on the golden book, looking at the fairy boat in the distance, he said with a smile: "The next time we meet, we can be like the first time we met." ”

"Why are you doing this?" another voice came out of her, it was the voice of Fairy Cheng Lin.

In fact, no matter what the girl did, the man could not always remember her. He had no idea how much the girl had secretly worked hard for him] The plot is like a chapter in tragic literature, which is really ...... Cannot help doing something. Ye Si took out a book of tragic literature, and his eyes lit up: "It's not good, I seem to be enjoying it." ”

Fairy Cheng Lin: "......"

What kind of weird way of thinking is this?