94 Spoof Teacher (7)
Hearing the laughter and anger, he decided to guard the physical education class and personally supervise the students' running to rectify this lazy and procrastinating style.
This kind of problem can't be solved, if something happens in the future, he is afraid that all the girls in the class will run to the women's toilet to blackmail him and Yang Yuelong.
"Stand upright!"
"Take a break!"
Hearing the laughter, he also became a commander.
Most of the students couldn't help but laugh out loud, and the Chinese teacher went to teach physical education, and some professional terms definitely didn't. It can't be helped, this is called forcing the sheep to pull the cart, forcing the mule to give birth to a foal, then you have to do it!
"Civilization is its body, barbarism is its spirit. On the one hand, we must study, and on the other hand, we must grasp our own bodies and strengthen physical exercise. Nothing can be done without a strong body.
Qin Shi Huang's grandfather won the pillar, he was a prince all his life, and he easily became an emperor, but he died in only three days.
There is also Qin Shi Huang, who only lived to be forty-nine years old, he is three years older than Liu Bang, if Qin Shi Huang lived to be seventy years old, how could there be Liu Bang's dishes.
During the Five Dynasties, Zhou Shizong Chai Rong died at the age of thirty-eight, if he lived longer, Zhao Kuangyin would not be able to be the emperor in his life.
So it's important to exercise. From today onwards, if you run lazy and sneak to the toilet and don't come out, you will either stay in the toilet for the rest of your life or double your laps. ”
Hearing the laughter, he glared at Ge Shanshan fiercely, this time Ge Shanshan did not look at him, but stared at the head of the person in front of him.
Feeling very happy to hear the laughter, he secretly laughed at the physical education teacher's low charm and low prestige, and he couldn't suppress the students. You see when he says that, no one talks back.
How mighty and majestic that majestic team is!
Hearing people's laughter, I not only want to taste the mood of Mr. Rong's friends, but also stand on the high rostrum with his hands behind his back or light a cigarette, and look into the distance to review his team.
"How comfortable that mood is, how arrogant, just like the ancient soldiers!"
He put his hands behind his back, a little unnatural, wanted to smoke but wouldn't, stood stupidly, a bit like a telephone pole. He shoved his hand into his trouser pocket.
"One...... Two...... One ......"
Yang Yuelong shouted the slogan, his voice was extremely loud, and he felt very satisfied when he heard the laughter. The head of Yunqiao Middle School and the "worm" of Megatron Moon City was educated by him to become a hero who sacrificed his life to save people, the sports committee of the third class, and the teacher's right-hand man.
The first lap was okay, but by the second lap, Ge Shanshan laughed and hunched over and went into the toilet, and she also showed her head and grimaced at the laughter.
Hearing people's laughter, the tone is not in one place, is this not clear to spoof himself, this is not clear to be against himself. This is really a cover-up and a blind eye.
If you run four laps and ask the teacher for leave when you are tired of running, the teacher will not allow it.
But it's just a circle! Under his nose, he went into the toilet in a grand manner, and he looked at it with his head open.
"I'm really! Liu Fu, you go and call them!" shouted angrily when he heard the laughter.
Liu Wu was very obedient and ran to call them, and after a while he ran back alone.
"They don't come out, they say as long as you go in and please, they will come out!"
"What kind of person, this trick has been used on my head, is it tolerable or unbearable!"
I was so angry that I laughed at people, and I used both Chinese and Chinese.
"Teacher come here, I'll take you to the women's toilet for a tour, let you enjoy the scenery here, didn't you say that you've been there too?"
Ge Shanshan shouted at the smell of laughter.
"Come here, come here, you haven't been!"
Nana also cheered, and Liu Fu covered her mouth and laughed on the side.
"Teacher, are you going? If you are afraid that they will be rude, I will accompany you. ”
Hearing people's laughter, he raised his hand, and he really wanted to hit the catkins. As far as physiological instinct is concerned, he wants to go, not because he is afraid that they will be indecent, but because he is afraid that they will not let them be indecent or beat him up.
"Don't come out, and when you come out, you will be expelled. ”
"Come and play, as long as you dare to come, we will listen to you in the future. ”
Ge Shanshan's flirting made people react instinctively when they heard the laughter. He was angry, helpless, and happy, but he had to keep himself serious.
"Catkins, get me a stool. I just watched her and let them drill in the toilet for the rest of their lives. ”
Hearing the words, Liu Wuxiao's eyebrows were raised.
Hearing the laughter, he brought a stool, about ten meters away from the women's toilet, and sat there and said to them.
"You just smell the smell in the toilet, and I won't let you out in this life. ”
"Teacher, let's eat. ”
Ge Shanshan thought it through.
"Let someone else send it, eat it in the toilet, and if you like it, learn the flies in it and eat whatever you want!"
"And what about our class?"
Nana also pulled her throat.
"Set up three tables in the toilet and you can read in the toilet, or if you don't go up, play in the toilet." ”
"And what about sleeping at night?"
Pei Ruonan also joined in the fun.
"Sleeping in the toilet. ”
"What about you?" Ge Shanshan wondered.
"I don't sleep, I just sit here and watch you. ”
Hearing people's laughter moved the real character.
"Teacher, come over and play for a while, let you see what the women's toilet looks like?"
Ge Shanshan still shouted.
Hearing the laughter of the people, they no longer left them, and just sat there looking at their phones.
After class, a group of girls came running over to look at Wenren for a while, and then look at the three of them.
"You see, this male teacher is very strange, sitting at the door of the women's bathroom. ”
"This teacher is very funny, punishing the girl for not coming out of the toilet. ”
"I think this teacher is a big pervert. ”
Go your own way and let others do the talking. Hearing people's laughter doesn't care about rumors.
"Wenren, what are you sitting here?"
Zheng Jie was surprised.
"It's okay, the northwest wind is blowing here, so that the brain is refreshed and refreshed. ”
"What are you doing sitting in the doorway of the women's bathroom?"
Calmly and caringly.
"Ah, aren't they in sports, watch them do sports in a while, your class is over?"
The laughter changed the subject.
"Laughing, sneaky, what are you doing in the toilet?"
calmly raised eyebrows and coldly faced the three girls, and the three girls ignored them calmly.
"Wenren, why are you free today?"
Xia Heyue also came over.
"You ask them?"
Hearing the laughter, he said to Xia Heyue with a smile.
"What are you doing in the toilet?"
"It's okay, are we going to play with the teacher?"
"Fooling around, what are you playing with the teacher, listen to the head teacher, go out and run and exercise!"
Xia Heyue's words are not at all, just like this northwest wind. She talked to Wenren for a while, and when she knew what was going on, she shook her head and left.
For both sides, time passed very slowly, and the limbs that heard the laughter felt frozen, and the northwest wind was blowing, pouring it into their mouths vigorously.
The three in the toilet were even more uncomfortable, the northwest wind poured in through the urethra with a foul smell, and they had to inhale the foul smell. This kind of environment is ten times worse than Ge Shanshan's house, and they want to vomit after a long time.
What's more, the laughter is to sit and occasionally run to ward off the cold. They sit on the ground where they don't sit, lie on the ground where they don't, and they have fun at first, but then they get bored, so they don't squat!
The war between the two sides has entered a confrontation phase, in which endurance and endurance are tested, and people are better than them in laughter, as well as cheerleaders and fans, they have nothing.
"We must defeat them!"
Catkins cheer up!
At first, the two sides shouted in battle, but then they stopped shouting, and the two sides entered a silent stage!
"Teacher, can you negotiate?"
Ignoring them when they heard the laughter.
"You're still a teacher, you're afraid to go to the toilet, it seems that you are scared too!" Ge Shanshan continued to provoke.
"What did you say!"
Hearing the laughter, he stood up and strode towards the women's toilet!
"Haha, oops, he's here!"