Chapter 7 The Knife That Kills Chickens
Chu Yu drank half a jar of iced Coke in one go, and then his anger was dissipated.
He wasn't angry, he was distressed.
You have to talk about a way to do everything, and so do you catch ghosts.
Along the way, if he relied on recklessness to do everything like this group of big bald heads, then at least fifty times he would have died.
He has never seen anyone more reckless than the Flame Snake, and as a result, even the Flame Snake is called "professional" and has never been reckless.
These guys are good, but they are completely taking their lives seriously.
Dedication is dedication, not blindly sending life, such a death is worthless, although it is worthy of admiration, but it is very stupid.
He knows what this group of people thinks, it's no problem if they can't learn it, fill it with their lives, even if a person just simply learns how to use a magic weapon before he dies, then a hundred people die, a thousand people die, ten thousand people die, keep accumulating experience, and sooner or later one day master the skills that the disciples of the hidden sect know.
With this stupidest method, and the most brutal method, they have been reckless to this day, and they have developed a specious "professional" skill that is not even a beginner.
Not only was he distressed, but Chu Yu also hated, hating the disciples of the Hidden Sect for being selfish to such an extent, no wonder Yan Huangfeng was okay to kill a few Hidden Sects to play, he deserved it!
Sighing slightly, Chu Yu said as pleasantly as possible: "Brothers, learn slowly, it doesn't matter, there is a lot of time, it's a big deal... It's a big deal that I rely on your uncle, it's a big deal that Lao Tzu directly got angry and had a cerebral hemorrhage and asked you to continue to beg the disciples of the Hidden Sect, Zhen Nima is a pig, it's almost a few hours, I'm really enough. ”
Chu Yu said it well at first, but halfway through it, he couldn't help it again.
Hundreds of big bald heads shrank their heads in unison, and they didn't dare to breathe.
Everyone can see it, Brother Chu... It's a bit of a split personality, it's fine one second, and it's crazy the next.
Meng Yong below whispered to the person next to him in the tone of a passerby: "It's okay, don't be afraid, I caught a perverted murderer before, and that pervert will cry and laugh for a while, it's normal." ”
In this way, the story about this perverted murderer spread to the ears of everyone in the entire Second War Readiness Center, except for Chu Yu, even his queen Wang Zhuzhu heard it.
If it were someone else, and they would open their mouths and close their mouths to give their uncle and mother how they were, they would have been anxious for a long time, not to mention that the corpse was at least a five-horse corpse.
But no one is stupid, Chu Yu is teaching them the ability to save their lives, and it is not just a skill.
Everything is afraid of comparison, and once there is comparison, we know what is called heaven and what is called earth.
If they hadn't suffered so much bird anger in front of the hidden disciples, Chu Yu would have taught them their skills when they came up, not to mention that this group of people would be quiet, and it would be two things to learn or not.
But there are hidden disciples in front, which shows Chu Yu's "great" arms.
Everyone knows that the hidden door mystics are all secrets that are not passed on, even if you enter the sect, you have to be a few senior brothers in the door to learn, if you don't get started to do chores for more than ten years, that is, others practice in front of your eyes, you can't even look at it, let alone outsiders.
You must know that the group of hidden disciples are tight-lipped about the classification of magic weapons, not to mention the formation and occult arts.
The most damaging thing is that this group of bastards is afraid of being stolen, true and false, and it is impossible to distinguish between true and false, and it is not a stealing school, nor is it not a stealing learning.
Looking at Chu Yu again, four words can be described, and they are all taught.
And the teaching is all dry goods, all dry goods that the hidden disciples are tightly covered and ready to bring into the grave.
What is chance, this is chance, a great chance!
Many people are dreaming, and they can't imagine that they can even learn hidden thaumaturgy.
Therefore, on the first day that Chu Yu joined the Public Affairs Security Bureau, he directly became the most popular and wearing person in the action team, and there was no one!
If there is now a public vote to elect the most competent person in the Public Affairs Security Bureau, then Chu Yu is definitely at the top of the list.
Chu Yu put down the can, and suddenly saw a sneaky figure rubbing over from the wall, and when he saw clearly that it was Huang Haoran, he was immediately happy and laughed from the bottom of his heart.
When he was in the Public Affairs Security Bureau before, there were less than five people he could name, and Huang Haoran was the one who impressed him the most.
Huang Haoran is in the bureau, in fact, it is just one word, difficult, old, difficult, and difficult, which makes people wonder if this person is masochistic again.
That's right, I have to report directly to Mo Daoqing about something, and there is a Bai Yue who always plays cards that don't follow common sense in the middle, and it is basically a common behavior to carry a black pot for Bai Yue, Mo Daoqing can't scold Bai Yue, so he can only be angry with him.
By the way, he has to control several other action teams, and these action teams are always on business, and he has to be in the middle of the dispatch, usually carrying four charging treasures a day, for fear of overwork and sleeping too hard at night, sleeping with headphones plugged in.
Internally, he also has to organize the regular training, the big bald heads and the hidden disciples have done it, he still has to do psychological work, and he can't do it together, talk about it one by one, the lipstick is bought wholesale from the Internet one by one, and the bottled water in the office is changed every two days.
Externally, you have to deal with all the hidden disciples, both grace and power, this degree is very difficult to grasp, to put it seriously, people don't do it, it's light, people don't take you seriously, he sings with a black face and a white face.
In short, the bureau is from top to bottom from the inside out, and basically he has to be annoyed by big and small things.
The disciples of the hidden sect were passive and slacking off, and the big bald heads came to him to complain, but he didn't care, and when people stabbed Mo Daoqing, he had to be scolded.
The big bald heads beat up the hidden door disciples, and the latter also asked him to complain, no matter, stabbed Bai Yue, Bai Yue picked up the folding machete and was about to go to the hidden door disciples to settle accounts, and in the end, he still stabbed Mo Daoqing.
Bai Yue made trouble, and Mo Daoqing scolded him.
Mo Daoqing didn't care about it, Bai Yue asked him to contact Mo Daoqing, Mo Daoqing still scolded him, if he didn't look for it, Bai Yue scolded him.
Chu Yu thought that if he had changed to Huang Haoran's position, he would have quit a long time ago, this is not a matter of more money and less money, but it is like being angry every day, and how big the nerves can bear.
He always suspected that Huang Haoran had something wrong with him.
Because this kid is also a wealthy family in the capital of the country, and he is not an ordinary wealthy family, second only to the four major families, and he is also the second-generation core child of the family.
The super-rich second generation is not appropriate, and if he has to run the Public Affairs Security Bureau to suffer this crime, Chu Yu can't understand it.
Anyway, Chu Yu likes Huang Haoran very much.
Huang Haoran went overseas to carry out his mortal duties
After he really hung up, Chu Yu was sad and sad for a long time.
Now that he sees Huang Haoran alive and well, Chu Yu is happy in his heart.
There are so many people who go in and out of the circle, and there is only one Huang Haoran who dares to borrow money from Yan Snake, how bold is this person, you say.
Huang Haoran noticed Chu Yu's gaze, and then revealed... Very strange table.
After all, the position is here, seeing Chu Yu looking at him, Huang Haoran subconsciously wanted to be more majestic.
But as soon as he thought that the other party might be Yan Huangfeng's person, and he might be in a high position, he showed a flattering smile again, not to mention him, even Mo Daoqing was estimated to be nothing in Yan Huangfeng's eyes.
But suddenly, he realized that the other party might have come in secretly, and changed to a smile like a corporal Lixian.
Thinking about it in an instant, Chu Yu may be the key person to solve the biggest problem in the bureau, and he immediately became a pair of tables again.
In an instant, Huang Haoran changed his watch four or five times.
Chu Yu scratched his head.
What is this kid doing at me, can't he also travel through time and space to know all the causes and consequences, right?
Chu Yu jumped off the table, walked over quickly, stretched out his hands directly, and then grabbed Huang Haoran's right hand and shook it up and down.
"Team Huang, my name is Chu Yu, you can call me Xiao Chu, I have admired my name for a long time. ”
"Hello, hello. "Huang Haoran is too lazy to pretend, let it be.
Chu Yu was well aware of Huang Haoran's position in the Public Affairs Security Bureau.
Come out and mix, on what?
Relying on fists, no, no, no, if it is by fists, the flame snake can't make people like dogs in the last days.
Relying on IQ is not accurate, if it were by IQ, Chu Fugui would have unified the world a long time ago.
By selling cuteness, not yet, if it was by selling cuteness, how could Dracula be burned at the stake for three days and two nights.
When you come out to mix, you actually rely on hugging your thighs, whoever has thick thighs will hug your thighs, regardless of whether you wear stockings or full of leg hair, as long as you are thick enough.
There are several thighs in the bureau, the biggest is Mo Daoqing's old cold legs, followed by Bai Yue's long legs, and then Huang Haoran's thighs, which are busy every day.
So as long as you give these three people a clear understanding, then you can go sideways.
Of course, in the eyes of outsiders, those elders in the hidden door are also thighs.
But Chu Yu didn't think so, because he was going to kick these thighs to pieces and break them when he was free in two days.
Chu Yu, who was self-cooked, handed Huang Haoran a cigarette: "I have just arrived, and the Huang team will take care of it more in the future." ”
"Well, it's all colleagues, that's for sure. ”
Chu Yu is happy.
In the whole room, in addition to himself, the highest IQ must be Huang Haoran, not to mention that he can be the captain of the first action team.
This is said without leakage.
Take care of it, that's a certainty, because we're colleagues.
This means that we can take care of each other at work, but we have to do things according to the rules.
"Brother Chu, you are here... Huang Haoran didn't know how to describe it, although the shock had passed, he still couldn't accept it, and he always felt like a dream.
"Communicate, communicate casually, don't I just join the company, and learn from everyone. Chu Yugang finished speaking with a humble face, and suddenly noticed that a big bald head took out a dictionary from his pocket, and without saying a word, he rushed out and kicked it up.
"Liu Laosan, you have flipped through the dictionary again, there are a total of eighty-eight words in the Pure Heaven and Earth Mantra, and I have written it more than thirty times and still haven't memorized it, and I still check the dictionary, can you have a face!"
snatched the dictionary, Chu Yu continued to scold: "Let you write silently is not for you to write out, Lao Tzu is to let you be able to recite it, recite it without distractions, and when you are eroded by evil spirits, you must recite it without distractions to keep the Lingtai Qingming, this is for life-saving, you have a use for writing, and you bring A4 paper and pencils with you when dealing with supernatural events?
Liu Laosan looked innocent: "Brother Chu, you dissipate your anger, don't be angry, don't worry, isn't it just eighty-eight words, give me a month, I will definitely be able to memorize it all." ”
Chu Yu sighed: "I'll give you a year." ”
Li Laosan washed his face: "Is this true?"
"Lao Tzu gives you a year to do the aftermath!"
Meng Yong in the crowd suddenly frowned at the people next to him.
"I'm right, perverted murderers are all virtuous. ”
Chu Yugang wanted to count a few words, and then suddenly Huang Haoran's voice was a little weak.
"What Liu Laosan learned, what he learned was the Taoist Pure Heaven and Earth Mantra?"
Chu Yu turned his head: "Yes, the yellow team also knows." ”
Huang Haoran chuckled in his heart.
I know, I know too much.
Several times out of the mission when the hidden disciples chanted this kind of spell, but the sound and mosquitoes, not clear at all, it is said that this spell is used to "save ghosts", can also be used to "kill ghosts", that is, the so-called "kill thousands of ghosts and forgive thousands of ghosts", one of the Taoist secret techniques.
"It's great that you know, you have time to teach them, after all, you are their leader, and you can speak. ”
Huang Haoran couldn't cry or laugh.
He also wanted to teach, but the question was no, a minute ago he knew that the original Pure Heaven and Earth Mantra was only eighty-eight words.
Chu Yu saw someone scratching his ears and cheeks again, and walked over angrily with his whip.
Looking at Chu Yu's back, Huang Haoran had an accurate positioning of the former treasure boy!
Huang Haoran, who was on fire in his heart, looked around with his eyes, and his eyes were red.
Surprise, came to Tynyima suddenly!
After Chu Yu sprayed a few more words, he walked back to Huang Haoran and asked, "Oh yes, Team Huang, are you here to inspect the work?"
"No, I'm just here ... Huang Haoran said this, and slapped his forehead: "I almost forgot." ”
As soon as he opened his mouth to shout to assemble, he suddenly held back again.
He didn't want to disturb these colleagues who were learning, this kind of opportunity was too rare, and it was hard to come by.
He also saw that Chu Yu was like schizophrenia, with an extremely strange temper, what if he didn't teach him in the future, or if he went out and let the car crash to death
What should I do if I go out and walk down the aisle and let the flower pot smash into a vegetative state?
In short, the opportunity is too rare.
Seeing Huang Haoran's hesitant look, Chu Yu asked curiously: "Team Huang, what's the matter, is there anything you need help with, you can talk to me and see if I can do something." ”
Huang Haoran's eyes lit up.
That's right, there is a ready-made teacher here, just ask the water ghost how to solve it.
The other party can even purify the heaven and earth spell, let alone solve a water ghost.
"That's the case, there was a supernatural event in the suburbs, and at present, it should be a water ghost, and the hidden disciple is a little... In short, you also understand, after all, it is a hidden door, which is a bit weird. ”
With a "snap", Chu Yu slapped on the table, and before he could speak, all the big bald heads in the room raised their heads in unison, and then suddenly there was a sound of scolding, and it was messy.
"Who made Brother Chu angry again, stand up, Lao Tzu will beat you to death. ”
"Brother Chu, don't worry, dissipate your anger, say it slowly if you have something to say, and get angry. ”
"Brother Chu was angry, I picked his skin and said, which one didn't open his eyes?"
Huang Haoran was frightened.
He's been in the Public Affairs Security Bureau for more than a decade, and he hasn't seen this group of bastards do this.
Chu Yu didn't bother to deal with them at all, and snorted angrily at Huang Haoran and said: "It's the opposite, it's still a hidden disciple, a hidden disciple is one, if you are disobedient, you will be fined without pay, and if you don't obey, you will destroy their sect." ”
Huang Haoran has a black line on his head.
He became more and more sure that Chu Yu had come out of Yan Huang Peak, and only people who came out of Yan Huang Feng dared to be so crazy.
"Brother Chu is right, if you go against the sky, you will destroy him. ”
"Brothers, as long as Brother Chu says a word, let's copy the guy, okay. ”
"Okay, kill them!"
In Huang Haoran's eyes, in addition to envy, there is also jealousy and hatred!
Envy Chu Yu has such a good mass base, and he can respond to every call.
The jealous big bald head can lie on the ground to learn the Xuanmen thaumaturgy.
Hate... I didn't learn my skills well, and I could only be a peacemaker every day, and I was miserable.
Huang Haoran was envious, but Chu Yu didn't feel it at all, he turned his head coldly, pressed his hands down slightly, and said lightly: "Continue to learn for Lao Tzu!"
As soon as the words fell, a group of big bald heads pouted and fell to the ground again.
Chu Yu didn't think he was arrogant at all, because he was doing it for the good of the big bald heads.
And as a man who has been committed to saving the world, what's wrong with scolding a few people, if anyone can save the world instead of himself, he has no problem kneeling all kinds of things.
Huang Haoran did not hide it, and told the truth of the matter, including his worries and so on.
Chu Yu couldn't cry or laugh: "Just a water ghost?"
Huang Haoran didn't say anything, he could see that this was a big deal.
In this way, he has definitely killed many supernatural creatures with his own hands.
Not to mention, Chu Yuzhen has never killed a water ghost, because in his "career", he has never encountered such a garbage restaurant.
"What then. Chu Yu shouted at the bald men: "Who just learned the prison word trick in the Star Chapter." ”
A group of people looked at each other, and Chu Yu said angrily: "I almost forgot, the water ghost didn't teach at all, and the beginning was sleepy, who learned sleepy." ”
Huang Haoran's jaw almost didn't fall.
Start... Is it sleepy?
I can't ride a bicycle and learn to develop a machine directly?
What is evil, after years of absorbing qi, with wisdom, a supernatural life form that can instantly absorb a person's yang energy, in ancient times, this is the existence that can turn a city of soldiers and civilians into white bones overnight.
He hadn't seen this thing for more than ten years, and even the disciples of the Hidden Sect were all discolored.
Compared to the evil, the water ghost... It's just one, it's not even counted.
As soon as Chu Yu's voice fell, more than 20 people stood up, and one of them was Wang Xuanzhu, who had been patting the horse's whiskers.
"It's up to you, I'll go with Team Yellow to catch a water ghost in a while, understand. ”
Meng Yong said together: "Brother Chu, don't worry, we have all written it down, gold is born of water, without gold magic weapons, real is better than virtual, the homeland is better than water, use soil magic tools to gram... ”
"Gram your legs!" Chu Yu directly smashed the chalk over: "Catch a water ghost and a magic weapon with hair, forget it, I'll go, I'll buy something on the way." ”
As soon as Chu Yu finished speaking, there was a sudden chaos below.
"No, Brother Chu, you must not go, you can't go to anyone who goes. ”
"Yes, yes, you'd better stay here for the rest of your life and don't go anywhere, the outside world is too dangerous. ”
"Yes, yes, not to mention that there are too many bad people, cars come and go, and we can't survive anymore. ”
Chu Yu roared: "Shut up for me, those who stand up, follow me to the suburbs in a while, and let those hidden door dogs see... ”
Chu Yu was halfway through speaking, and suddenly remembered that Huang Haoran was still standing on the side, and he suddenly looked embarrassed.
"What, listen to the Yellow Team. ”
Huang Haoran couldn't cry or laugh, but he was looking forward to it, wanting to see how capable Chu Yu was.
Theory is theory, but if you really encounter a supernatural event, whether you can learn and apply it is another matter.
"Okay, just a dozen of you, divided into two groups, the tactical support group is on guard at the periphery, the first-line processing team brings all the equipment and magic weapons, and there is a team of people on the scene, which should add up to almost enough, this time there is no support from the hidden disciples, everyone should be careful, and the garage will gather in ten minutes." ”
As soon as Huang Haoran finished speaking, he suddenly noticed a threatening gaze from below, and immediately shouted: "Don't worry, I will definitely bring it back to Brother Chu with all my beards and tails." ”
Chu Yu rolled his eyes, went to get the window and took it out, and muttered something in his mouth.
Anyway, Huang Haoran had also practiced outer kung fu, so he clearly heard what Chu Yu muttered quietly.
This guy actually said that the taxpayers' money was paid in vain, and the salary was really easy to earn when he caught a water ghost and went to so many people.
Huang Haoran, who smiled bitterly, left the Second Combat Readiness Center with his hands behind his back.
As soon as Huang Haoran left, Chu Yu took Meng Yong and Wang Xuanzhu to go out.
A distance of several hundred meters, as if parting from life and death, a group of bald men grinding and chirping, this said to be careful and that said to pay attention to safety, as if the mother of the child was worried.