Chapter 117: I bought a watch last year
Belch!
Uh-uh!
Uh-uh!
I'll go!
You're numb!
Bastard!
I've been so miserable by you old fellow!
Huang Tian squatted directly on the ground, his stomach turned over and over, and he vomited wildly.
"Brother?" Old Man Gu's face changed, and he said in his heart:
"What does this kid mean? Lao Tzu sees that you are a little useful, treats you with sincerity, and leads you to this top-secret place to observe and appreciate, but you ...... What's going on?"
"Oops!"
"I invite you to eat tonight, but they are all good things from the fairy family, I am usually reluctant to eat, you ...... Why did you throw it all out?"
"No! I have to let those dogs raised in Ye Jian's training base come over and lick them later, otherwise, it's really a bit of a tyrannical thing!"
Old Man Gu felt a pang of regret in his heart, but he didn't show it on his face, but looked at each other, revealing a strong look of concern.
At this time, Huang Tianna still cared about politeness and etiquette, and just wanted to vomit out all the messy things in his stomach as soon as possible.
But the results don't seem to be ideal.
Except for some sour water and bitter water, almost nothing was spit out.
At this moment, in the sea of his divine consciousness, it is like turning the river and the sea upside down, it is like turning the sky upside down.
Nima!
Bama Cave?
What's the special poop hole?
Do you still meow the mysterious stone room?
It's just a place for a cultivator to poop, isn't it?!
I bought a watch last year!
This "Quenching Technique" is not an immortal alchemy at all!
It is a technique of decorating in order to purify the stomach and intestines when assisting the cultivators to open the valley.
Why is it called "The Art of Quenching the Body", instead of directly "The Art of Degong"?
Nima!
It's so easy!
Isn't that always the case throughout history?
To be nice!
For the sake of elegance!
When someone else, it's called!
You poop, but you call out Gong!
It's hard to hear, and then change the name!
What's not good to call it?
Nima!
This guy on the earth, is this going crazy if you want to become an immortal?!
Even if you a, you have to hang a strong fairy spirit?
Could it be that the you pull is different from other people's, and you can make cat poop coffee?
Can you make dumplings?!
It's just a hemp mia!!
Do you know?
The real immortals have long stopped!
Because people don't eat at all!
Even if you eat something special, it won't produce exhaust gas, waste water and waste residue!
Even if there are three wastes, they won't take off their pants and squirt wildly!
It's forced out of the body!
Do you know what is forced?
Forcing is ......
Belch!
Uh-uh!
Uh-uh!
Also the garden?
Sick, right?
It's clearly that damn cultivator, according to the Five Elements Formation, the magic circle placed in this toilet!
It's a pity that the real purpose of this circle is to absorb the stench of cultivators after pooping and peeing.
Do you smell the stench and the scorching smell in this toilet?
Didn't you?
Why?
Because they have all been absorbed away by these green onions, green beans, bitter gourds, chicken blood mushrooms, etc., okay?
Do you say that these things that absorb the smell of feces and urine and grow are delicious?
That's right!
Delicious!
But it's so disgusting!
Belch!
Uh-uh!
Uh-uh!
"If I'm not mistaken, there must be a small pool under this wall. Huang Tian forcibly resisted the urge to continue vomiting and said slowly.
"Brother is amazing!" Old Man Gu cast a surprised gaze, "There is indeed a rectangular pool, hehe, there are two big fish raised below!"
"Huh?" Huang Tian covered his mouth, and the words that came out sounded like muttering, "What kind of big fish?"
"Ah, this...... It's about more than a meter long, and from the head, it looks like a catfish, but the body is out of shape," Old Man Gu said while recalling: "It should be hungry like that, there was only a little mud in the pool at that time, and the water was gone!"
Slush?
Uh-uh!
There was another strange sound in Huang Tian's throat, but he couldn't help but ask, "What about the fish?"
"Oh, the days were more difficult at that time, and the food was not as rich as it is now, hehe!" Old Man Gu smacked his lips, "A pot of soup was stewed, and the whole family had a full meal!"
Belch!
Uh-uh!
Uh-uh!
All of a sudden, Huang Tian could no longer suppress his wild spray.
It was like vomiting out all the contents of my stomach.
Nima!
Disgusting!
Pond fish!
The big catfish you are talking about, that's called a pond fish!
It's something that specializes in eating and drinking urine!
All right!
This proves once again that I was right!
This stone room is a place to!
Combined with the knowledge of the earth that I learned in the early stage, I can basically judge that the Bama Cave of Qingyun Mountain is a place where cultivators cultivate.
These people especially like to cultivate in places where the essence of heaven and earth is thick, and they also like to retreat and open valleys.
All right!
The cave of Bama is where he retreats.
And this stone room is a toilet.
Every time the excrement after the valley is opened, all the excrement is pulled inside, and the two pond fish are eaten.
The smell and commotion in the toilet are all absorbed by the plants in the garden.
I'll it!
In fact, this is a very professional and simple ecological microcirculation system, and nothing is wasted.
Because the fish is so eaten!
And the dish is also eaten by you!
Belch!
Uh-uh!
Uh-uh!
"Brother, do you want to find Doctor Wang to show you?" Old Man Gu looked at the other party with a concerned face, full of concern, "Your reaction is very strong!"
Well?
Nonsense!
I know the truth!
Strongly, of course!
Still reacting?
Treat me like a pregnant woman?
Damn!
Bad luck!
"It's okay, it's okay," Huang Tian waved his hand, then straightened up and walked out of the stone room quickly, only then did he gasp fiercely.
Syllable!
He lit a cigarette, said nothing, and sat down at the table in the distance.
Then while smoking, he closed his eyes, and even tears could be seen in the corners of his eyes.
Old Man Gu was confused, and said in his heart:
Let you take a look at "The Art of Quenching the Body", why do you still see that something is wrong?
But!
He quickly flipped the switch on the stone wall and sat down at the long table.
Syllable!
He also lit a cigarette and looked at the other without saying a word.
Well?
What's going on?
I saw that Huang Tian's face was bruised and bruised, and his complexion was also white for a while, red for a while, and he looked extremely strange.
Old Man Gu shouted twice, but when he didn't see the other party agreeing, he immediately got up and wanted to call someone.
"I'm fine!" Huang Tian suddenly sighed lightly and opened his eyes, "It's just that I vomited just now, and I was busy all night, so I'm a little tired, and after a while, it's fine." ”
Old Man Gu immediately agreed, sat aside, and smoked.
At this moment, in the sea of divine consciousness in the yellow sky, the turbulent tide has become more and more violent.
Well?
This is?
Is there a seal to be opened?
But!
I haven't eaten lately, have I?
Odd!
Could it be that it was disgusting because of what just happened?!
Rumble!
Huang Tian frowned, and his body trembled inexplicably!