Chapter 159: Let Me Come
"Get out of the way, let me come. The Golden Lion saw that his little brother was unhappy, and decided to personally demonstrate how to be an adult, so that it was pleasing to the eye.
As soon as the little demons who were beating Tang Sanzang heard that the golden lion was going to do it himself, they all gave up the opportunity to continue beating Tang Sanzang, and stood upright in two rows to leave room for the golden lion to beat Tang Sanzang.
"What are you going to do?" the golden lion grabbed Tang Sanzang's robe and pulled him up from the ground, Tang Sanzang asked when he felt that something was wrong.
"What are you doing? The golden lion said and waved a fist the size of a casserole, beckoning towards Tang Sanzang's face that he was holding in his hand.
"Don't slap you in the face. Ahh
"King, it's amazing!"
"You can see that the punch was just right, both to vent his frustration and not to cause any major superficial damage. ”
"Yes, if there is no damage on the surface, it is difficult to say on the inside!"
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A few leading demons patted their ass, making the golden lion who did it full of pride.
The beaten Tang Sanzang's white and tender face was swollen, forming an extremely asymmetrical harmonious art. You don't feel anything unusual after looking at it.
"Oops...... Ah......h
The golden lion desperately ravaged Tang Sanzang, and Wang Tianan stood aside and watched the play honestly as a melon-eater. He was still appreciating in his heart: "The lesson is good, this kind of dishonest old bald donkey should be taught like this." ”
The white elephant standing on the side couldn't look at it, grabbed the golden lion's fist in the air and threw it down, and with the other hand, he snatched Tang Sanzang, who was beaten by the golden lion, and threw it to the ground, his expression was extremely embarrassed: "Eh, big brother, what are you doing here! If I hadn't stopped me, I think we'd have had to eat meat puree!"
"Second brother, he spat on me, didn't you see it?" said the golden lion, who was stopped by the white elephant, quite unpleasantly.
"Big brother, I know you're very unhappy, but you're scheming with a dying person, if this spreads, won't your reputation in the demon world be despised?" Bai Xiang said earnestly and persuasively.
As soon as the golden lion heard that what the white elephant said made sense, he flashed to the side again and gave the stage of the performance to Wang Tianan, who was standing aside and eating melons.
The white elephant saw that Wang Tianan, who was standing aside eating melons, was unmoved, so he stepped forward and asked: "Master, if you don't continue to explain, is it because this old bald donkey was inflated by my eldest brother, and you can't tell us how to eat him!"
"No! No! No, your eldest brother didn't inflate him! He gave him a meat massage! This kind of meat shabu-shabu is smooth and delicious to eat, and the smoothness is self-evident. Wang Tian'an successfully aroused the gluttony in the stomachs of the demons with a few words, and then said: "Your eldest brother not only did not do anything wrong, but also helped you a lot!"
"Big brother......" Bai Xiang said and was about to apologize to the golden lion, but the golden lion stretched out his hand to stop him: "You and I are our own brothers, no need to apologize." ”
"I talked about the arm last time, and I'm about how to eat without wasting one. Before Wang Tianan could say it clearly, he saw the white elephant stretch out his hand and question: "Master, this doesn't seem to be the way you don't waste eating!"
"What are you looking for? Didn't I say that I was roughly finished? Next, let's talk about the internal way of eating. The moment Wang Tianan finished speaking, Tang Sanzang's face darkened, how could this Nima himself offend this turtle grandson, and punish me to death!
You see that the previous explanation is the external structure of the eating method, no need to disembowel the belly, this fucking talk about the inside, I am not disemboweled, the golden lion and the white elephant two bastards to disembowel, all the organs in the stomach are taken out and explained one by one, if that is the case, it is estimated that the temperament of the two monsters of the golden lion and white elephant, I am hungry and can't wait to eat some of my own simple cooking techniques on the spot to satisfy my hunger!
"Master, let's talk about those parts in detail!" The shrewd white elephant asked knowingly, Tang Sanzang's cooking techniques have been almost explained by Wang Tianan, and this detailed explanation must be the little internal organs in the stomach!
As for why he asked like this, he actually wanted to ask Wang Tianan if he wanted to disemboweel Tang Sanzang for this detailed explanation.
Wang Tianan is not stupid and naturally listens to the white elephant's thoughts, but it doesn't matter if he goes too farth, anyway, it's the golden lion and the white elephant or this group of little demons who are not cowardly!
"Then what do you think, how can we talk about it!" Wang Tianan suddenly asked rhetorically, and the white elephant was armed.
The white elephant originally thought that Wang Tianan would talk about it in detail, he must have disemboweled his stomach by himself, picked out Tang Sanzang's internal organs, and explained which point to cut, so that he would have the opportunity to eat two mouthfuls of internal organs to satisfy his hunger, but he didn't expect Wang Tianan to ask himself how to solve it.
This is obviously playing ball with yourself, and you don't want to do it for fear of blood splashing on your body!
"You are a master, and it is naturally up to you to make the decision about this kind of explanation. "The white elephant is also quite clever, so he kicked the ball to Wang Tianan again, and let him make his own decisions!
"Eh, as an apprentice and as a master, I've done this kind of hands-on thing thousands of times, so I'd better leave this opportunity to you!" Wang Tianan politely kicked the ball into the hands of the white elephant.
"What did the master say, as an apprentice, naturally there were a lot of mistakes, like the master also said how to eat this ingredient, we can't bear to waste it, or ask the master to do it himself!" said the white elephant and motioned for the demons to follow and coax together.
"The second king is right, how can we, the demons of the mountains and wilderness, compare to the master!
"That's right, we guys know how to eat! If it weren't for the master's personal instructions, we wouldn't know how to eat!"
"yes! We're just going to spoil the ingredients. I see that the master said so tightly and methodically, then the master must be very good at breaking down ingredients, so the master will come. ”
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For a while, the demons had different opinions, which made the ball that Wang Tianan had kicked roll over again.
"It's okay, I'm not afraid of wasting it, I'm afraid you won't! Now you waste a little, and you'll do it when I'm gone." If you don't do it now, will you eat soil when I leave in the future?" Wang Tianan still doesn't want to do it, after all, he is the protagonist!
"Master, it's still you......" Before the white elephant could finish speaking, he was sharply interrupted by the grumpy golden lion: "Enough, you guys are endless! Look at Lao Tzu hungry! Get up, isn't it just a disembowelment? ”
The golden lion said as he pushed away the little demon beside him who was covering his mighty body, and brandished the mountain opening knife to slash towards Tang Sanzang.