"Haha...... Hah!"

"Hahaha!"

Yu Qingyang's grievances not only did not get sympathy, but caused a burst of unscrupulous laughter.

This group of unscrupulous guys would rather see Yu Qingyang make a fool of himself at the wedding.

"You schadenfreude guys, if you don't break the law by killing people, I will have to bombard you with a bazooka for 10,000 yuan!" Yu Qingyang pointed at everyone and scolded.

There are two ways to eat drunk crabs, raw and cooked, and Yu Qingyang and they eat raw drunk crabs.

This drunken crab is delicious, and since ancient times, there is a saying that crabs are eaten raw and shrimp are eaten alive, but not everyone can live with crabs eaten raw.

Yu Qingyang belongs to the kind of person who can't control his physique, but he is greedy for food.

Yesterday, dozens of classmates and friends got together to do some last madness.

As a result, Yu Qingyang was happy and ate two more drunken crabs.

I started to have stomach problems in the early hours of the morning.

"Yoko, hurry up and take some medicine!You are the protagonist today, if you run to the toilet with all your might, it will be a joke!" At the end, Zhang Hua couldn't help laughing.

Although Yu Qingyang's parents were worried about their son's body, where a group of young people were frolicking, they didn't move forward.

"I'm going to buy medicine!" Yu Qingyang rubbed his stomach, which was still a little uncomfortable, "Don't gloat anywhere, you guys drink today!"

I went to the toilet again, and it was time to go, more than ten minutes later than the agreed time.

At this time, Yu Chuanwu, who went to buy medicine, also rushed back, and Yu Qingyang took double alixative and anti-inflammatory drugs.

After taking the medicine, Yu Qingyang took a group of classmates and friends to get in the car and set off for Xia Xue's house.

The old father-in-law's original house in the provincial party committee has been handed over, so the place where Yu Qingyang wants to pick up his relatives is the comfortable nest he and Xia Xue bought before, the house that Xue Qin bought.

rushed to Xia Xue's house.

Yu Qingyang first met his father-in-law and mother-in-law according to the procedure, and then went to call the door.

Xia Xue's little sisters blocked the door and begged for red envelopes, with all kinds of problems.

These don't need Yu Qingyang to come forward, Liuzi, Zeng Shao, Bao Guoqing, Yue Wenjie, Zhang Ye and others have a lot of fun with the bridesmaids inside.

There were six sons. Zeng Shao, Bao Guoqing and others were in front, and Yu Qingyang plugged in and went to the toilet again.

When he came out of the bathroom, the door hadn't opened yet.

He knew that these guys were waiting for him, stalling for him.

Finally reliable, he didn't make a fuss and opened the door, and he, the groom, was not there.

Seeing Yu Qingyang coming back, everyone stepped up their offensive, and it was also Liuzi, Bao Guoqing and others who delayed the time just now, so that the bridesmaids inside relaxed their vigilance.

Use a few red envelopes to trick open the door, and then rush up.

Of course, there are also reasons for the bridesmaids to release water.

Calling the door is a procedure to increase the interest of the wedding, and it is impossible not to open the door.

Yu Qingyang went to the toilet and delayed the call for a long time.

Entering Xia Xue's boudoir, Liuzi and others frolicked around the bridesmaids for a while before they were ready to leave.

According to the custom of spring water, after Xia Xue finished eating dumplings, Yu Qingyang carried Xia Xue downstairs and got into the car.

The convoy that picked up the relatives did not go home, but came directly to the hotel.

When the convoy arrived at the hotel, it was already eleven o'clock.

By this time, most of the guests had already arrived.

"Now that the auspicious time has arrived, I announce that Mr. Yu, Miss Xia's wedding celebration will now .......

There is a large frame of labor guests, and all of them get up. This is exactly what it is: the newcomers arrive in front of the hall, the guests and hosts stand on both sides, the talented people are matched with the beauties, and the drums are loud all over the world.

Newcomers are invited to the flower hall to pull ......!"

Waiting for Yu Qingyang and Xia Xue to get off the car and stop a little, the master of ceremonies over there just announced that the newcomer had entered the flower hall.

In fact, this was all communicated in advance, and when Yu Qingyang's wedding car just arrived at the door of the hotel, the wedding ceremony had already begun.

If the wedding car is not available, the master of ceremonies can talk about it for more than ten or twenty minutes.

As soon as the wedding car arrived, the master of ceremonies received a notice and immediately ended all kinds of clichés and auspicious and festive words, announcing the entry of the newlyweds.

This was also decided by Yu Qingyang temporarily.

There is no way, he has an uncomfortable stomach now, but he doesn't have the energy to stand for a long time, listening to the master of ceremonies, he just wants to hurry up and finish the church, and then go to the toilet.

The medicine for diarrhea is not dangerous if you take too much, but there is a side effect.

That is, you will be thirsty.

Because of diarrhea, Yu Qingyang didn't dare to drink water, not to mention how uncomfortable it was.

The master of ceremonies was obviously also reminded, waiting for Yu Qingyang and Xia Xue to enter the decorated auditorium.

"Borrow the fire in the sky, burn it into a pot of fire, the newcomer is on fire, and the life is prosperous!"

"A piece of sandalwood, carved into a jade saddle, the newcomer stepped over, step by step to keep safe. ”

"One sprinkled with gold, two sprinkled with silver, and three sprinkled with newcomers came to the stage and turned around."

The groom is invited to make a decision on the stage of his wedding celebration:

An arrow shoots the sky, God sends a good fate, and the newcomer is happy!

Two arrows shoot the ground, the ground is matched with a pair, and the newcomer is good for a hundred years.

Three arrows set the world, shoot the sky first, then shoot the earth, the sky is long, the earth is long, the earth is long.

The master of ceremonies did not have much ink, said something to tease the groom and amuse the guests, but quickly followed the process step by step.

This made Yu Qingyang very satisfied, and the process that originally took more than half an hour was completed in ten minutes.

As for why Yu Qingyang knows so clearly.

That's because, in his previous life, he was married twice, and he also served as a witness and manager several times, and the marriage process was clear.

Before Yu Qingyang and the others entered, his parents had already made it to the auditorium.

A table of eight immortals is arranged, and parents sit on both sides of the table of eight immortals.

My father and mother are also dressed in Chinese style, which is the dress of the staff and the wife in ancient times.

However, seeing the appearance of his parents and parents, Yu Qingyang couldn't help but think of the classic line in Ge You's movie: The landlord's family has no surplus grain!

The master of ceremonies didn't care what Yu Qingyang was thinking, and then presided over the wedding.

Three kneels and nine knocks, one worship heaven and earth, two worship the high hall, and husband and wife worship each other.

Then he gave tea to his parents and changed his mouth to take red envelopes.

"What's the matter with this master of ceremonies?"

The guests who watched the ceremony also knew how to do it, although the master of ceremonies was step by step, and there was no process missing, but the discerning person could still see that he was in a hurry and intended to speed up the wedding process.

"yes, why are you in such a hurry? Are you preparing for the next one?"

"I think it's possible, just now I felt that he hosted well, and I thought about waiting for my son to get married, and I would also look for him!

Now let's forget it!"

"Yes, such a person has no professional ethics, no matter how slippery his mouth is, no matter how good the host is, he can't use it!"

If the master of ceremonies knew what he was saying about him below, he would probably cry.

Is it easy for me to host this gold medal?

I have presided over hundreds of weddings of all sizes, but I didn't expect to lose my reputation here.

In less than half an hour (not counting the more than ten minutes of foreshadowing that Yu Qingyang arrived before), the wedding ended with the emcee sent into the cave room.

The back is to sit down and eat the banquet.

"Why do you feel like this wedding is a little simple?"

"Where's the simplicity? Isn't it all like that?"

"In the past, when I attended a wedding, the master of ceremonies had to say a lot of things, and it couldn't end at all without an hour!"

At this time, more people noticed that something was wrong.

"Maybe it's in a hurry! You see it's twelve o'clock, and it's just right to start!"

"Also, I used to attend weddings, chattering, although it was very interesting, but when it was time for the banquet to start, it was a little faster!

It's still so good! Don't delay eating!"

"Mr. Yu's banquet shouldn't be bad, right?"

"Won't it be bad? I'll tell you, I heard from the people in the Administration Department, just in this hall, a table is 1,288 standards!

And that's not even counting the money for alcohol and cigarettes!

The smoke is soft China, and the wine is all Wuliangye!

This table adds up to almost 3,000 yuan less!"

"Ah, so much? Then let's just give a hundred yuan, isn't it a little too little?"

"Okay, why do you want to do so much? Mr. Yu sent you that little money?

We're here to give Mr. Yu a personal show!"

Even the 100 yuan, Mr. Yu was unwilling to tell the truth, and sent us a red envelope in advance!

Let's follow a hundred, and Mr. Yu will give a red envelope of 500 yuan!"

Yu Qingyang's wedding is more like the company's annual meeting.

Huayu Investment has more than 20,000 employees, and more than 10,000 people came at noon alone.

More than 10,000 people did not come at one time, and the Shark Fin Palace could receive up to 3,000 people at a time.

In order to receive more than 20,000 people, the only way to do it was to have a flowing banquet, and the Administration Department issued a special notice to each subsidiary, stipulating the time for each subsidiary to come to the banquet.

After the wedding, Yu Qingyang went to the toilet first, and squatted for more than ten minutes before returning to the rest room comfortably.

This rest room is specially used for Yu Qingyang and Xia Xue.

They can take a break here and touch up their makeup or something.

"Yangzi, are you okay?" Xia Xue looked at Yu Qingyang and asked worriedly.

"It's okay, do you look like I'm in trouble?" Yu Qingyang said with a smile.

Xia Xue looked at Yu Qingyang, as if it was true, Yu Qingyang's face was ruddy, but his lips were a little interfering and peeling, and he didn't look like he had diarrhea at all.

"Although I have a little diarrhea, I am in good health, so I just think of it as a detox!" Yu Qingyang touched his stomach and smiled.

"Brother and sister, you don't have to worry, Yangzi has a rotten stomach of oil and water, and diarrhea is just a clear stomach for him!" Mu En teased with a smile.

"Brother Mu, when it comes to oil and water, I don't dare to compare with you!

You said you drink tea all day long, why didn't you beat this belly full of fat?" Yu Qingyang sneered.

"I'm full of economy! You can't envy me!" Mu En patted his big belly proudly.

"Mr. Yu, Doctor Xia, it's time to go out and toast!" At this time, Wu Yunfang from the Administration Department came in and informed Yu Qingyang to go out to toast.

The benefits of a Chinese wedding are reflected in the fact that there is no need to change clothes.

For those Western-style weddings, after the wedding, you have to change your clothes before toasting.

"Okay, here we go!

The sixth son, Zeng Da Shao, Bao Gong, Savage, the eldest, and the third are gone!" Yu Qingyang greeted his best man.

Yu Qingyang's choice of six best men is also very particular, two friends, both of whom are young and young in Sijiu City, when they toast those people in the officialdom, they help themselves block the wine, and no one can say that they are rude.

It's not just the guests on their side who are here today, but also the guests on the father-in-law's side.

Today's banquet is considered to be held by two families.

Two college classmates, two high school classmates can greet their college classmates and high school classmates without being rude.

As for the company's colleagues, the person who has the administration department is responsible for the arrangement, and there is no question of being rude or not.

There are also rules for this toast, and you can't just toast it.

The elders of Xianjing's family, Yu Qingyang's uncle, and those uncles and brothers in his hometown.

Then there is the maternal uncle, that is, the relative on the grandmother's side.

Then there are the relatives of Xia Xue's family.

After saluting the elders on both sides, the leader was toasted.

There are not many leaders invited by Yu Qingyang, and many of them are uninvited.

For example, Secretary Song of the Kite Capital and Secretary Wang of the Caidu are all uninvited guests.

They came to ease relations, and Yu Qingyang's Huayu investment has confirmed the name of the first state-owned enterprise in Dongshan Province.

The boss of the company is their kite and their vegetable capital.

In the eyes of many people, this is a good thing! When the meeting was held in the provincial capital, many prefectural and city leaders were full of envy for the kite.

But the kite and the vegetable capital were all together, but the leaders could only smile bitterly.

and the deputy mayor of Beijing, who is in charge of environmental sanitation, also rushed over to attend the wedding in person.

Yu Qingyang estimated that it was because he had not helped with the acquisition of the sewage treatment plant and the water plant before, so he took the opportunity to ease the relationship.

After all, he received Yu Qingyang's two-color ball lottery ticket!

Of course, more leaders are coming for the old man.

Fortunately, they are all from the same province, whether they are coming from Yu Qingyang or from their father-in-law, everyone knows each other.

Except for the relatives and the leader, Yu Qingyang couldn't drink a glass of wine, and then asked the best man to drink two glasses for himself.

At other banquets, Yu Qingyang just said some words of thanks, and then asked the best man to toast a glass of wine for him.

Seeing that there was a new batch of groomsmen around him, Yu Qingyang laughed unscrupulously.

I deserve it, let you pour me wine yesterday, cause me diarrhea, and let you gloat in the morning.

There were 300 tables in this first batch of guests, and the first batch was mainly Yu Qingyang and Xia Xue's relatives, classmates, friends, and superior leaders.

All need to toast, one glass of wine per table, and three hundred glasses of wine at the bottom of the three hundred tables.

Even a small cup of one or two pounds is thirty catties of wine.

The key is that the guests of this first batch of 300 tables are all relatives, classmates and friends, the bride and groom toast, and they can't drink it themselves, plus some friends and classmates coaxed, as a result, before the toast reached one-third, Bao Guoqing and other groomsmen are not good.

I can only temporarily find a few young people from the company, change into suits and pretend to be best men.

Yu Qingyang's parents finished toasting, and the father-in-law and mother-in-law continued to toast, at this time, everyone had almost eaten, and the beauties of the administrative department who acted as service personnel stepped forward and whispered to remind them that it was time to withdraw from the table.

The reason why I chose beautiful women is also to be easy to talk to.

After all, drinking wedding wine does not say that the position of the guests is rushed.

The beauty came forward and spoke softly, so as not to embarrass the guests.

When the guests left their seats, the hotel waiter nervously began to clean up the table and clean up.

Because the next batch of guests is coming in soon.

From noon to evening, the flow of guests has not been interrupted, and the waiters and chefs of the hotel have not been idle, and they have been rotating continuously.

Yu Qingyang and Xia Xue, the two protagonists, naturally accompanied them until they saw off the last wave of guests.