Chapter 039: The Man Who Committed Suicide
March, the day of spring flowers. Early in the morning, Masayoshi Kishimoto walked on the winding paths of Ueno Park, and the air smelled of the sweetness of flowers.
In fact, the cherry blossoms are not in full bloom. He looked at the cherry blossoms on the cherry blossom trees, and the cherry blossoms were basically in a budding state.
Masayoshi Kishimoto walked aimlessly, and as he walked, he came to a rather secluded place. Suddenly, he saw a young man preparing to hang himself.
Masayoshi Kishimoto neither quickened his pace and walked forward in three steps and two steps to save people, nor did he pretend not to see it, turn around and run.
He walked straight forward to the young man who was about to commit suicide and asked, "Suicide?"
Ryuai Miyazaki clutched a hoop made of tie with both hands and stepped on a raised stone with both feet, dismissive of the sudden stranger's question in front of him.
No sooner had he put his neck in the tie ring, and before he had kicked off the stone under his feet, he heard the other man say, "It seems that you are indeed going to kill yourself." ”
Miyazaki Ryujing suddenly became angry. When someone commits suicide and encounters a passing by, they will always be persuaded to say something like wanting to open up. Otherwise, you should call the police in a hurry. How did you encounter such a strange thing when you were about to commit suicide?
"What does my suicide have to do with you?" Miyazaki blurted out angrily.
Masayoshi Kishimoto was not angry and said, "I just want to make a confirmation." Since you're going to kill yourself, go ahead!"
After Miyazaki heard what he said, he mistakenly thought that the other party was using counterwords to persuade him to give up the idea of suicide, and said, "I know that you are agitating the general." I'm going to die today. ”
"People, dying early and dying late, are going to die. Now that you've made up your mind, don't ink. I haven't really seen how a hanged man died?
Could this death be a tongue sticking out of his mouth?" Kishimoto said thoughtfully, stroking his chin with his right hand.
Miyazaki Ryui looked down at him, completely showing that he was looking at the excitement and not thinking it was a big deal. His rebellious spirit was immediately stimulated, and he said: "If you let me die, I will die? ”
"March is a good time for animals to mate, but you want to commit suicide, it's really inappropriate. However, this is a sacred place for cherry blossoms, so it's nice to commit suicide here.
After death, it can be regarded as being able to sleep in the flowers. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I bothered you to kill yourself. Kishimoto raised his right hand and gestured.
"You must be sick!" Miyazaki said, glaring angrily.
"I'm really not sick, my body is great!" Kishimoto said as he shook his body in front of him.
"Then you're definitely a psychopath. Miyazaki Tatsui blurted out again.
"Not really. Since you're not in a hurry to commit suicide, can I ask you a question?" Kishimoto said calmly.
"Ask!" Miyazaki pulled his neck back from the inside of his tie loop. His feet on the stone also fell flat.
"Are you a virgin? Isn't it too wrong for a virgin to die like this? You know, you have to be born into a teenager to be able to do that kind of ecstatic pleasure.
I look at you as if you are in your twenties. Have you ever heard of a legend that until you are 30 years old, you can use magic if you are still innocent. ”
Masayoshi Kishimoto suddenly remembered this sentence, which was regarded as a classic by thousands of otaku to mock themselves, and was widely circulated because of it.
Miyazaki Ryui was so by him that he really didn't want to commit suicide. He looked at the other party with speechless eyes, but thought in his heart that this person must be insane.
Masayoshi Kishimoto shook his head and said, "No, no. That's what I told you about the past. The latest standard is that according to ancient legends, when you reach the age of 20 when you remain a virgin, you can become a magician.
The longer the virgin remains, the more magic can be used, and the more powerful it becomes. At the age of 20, he is a trainee magician, and after the age of 25, he can become a full-fledged magician.
After the age of 30, he is a high-level magician, after the age of 35 he is a great magician, after the age of 40 he is a magician, and after the age of 45 he is a great magician.
After the age of 50, you will be a magister, after the age of 55, you will be a great magician, after the age of 60, you will be a great sage, and after the age of 70, you will be able to achieve the ultimate goal and become a god. God of Law!"
Miyazaki seemed to understand something, and said angrily: "Are you human? I am a person who wants to commit suicide, and not only do you not persuade me to give up the idea of suicide, but you also make fun of me." ”
"Look...... I'm a very kind person. Suicide or not, then you have the least legitimate right as a human being.
You're going to kill yourself, that's your thing. As long as you don't hurt the surrounding flowers and trees, damage and pollute the environment, you will be fine.
Now is the perfect time for everyone to come to Ueno Park to enjoy the cherry blossoms, and it would be too bad for you to hang yourself from such a crooked neck cherry blossom tree.
You have brought so much trouble to everyone, even if you die, you will be scolded by thousands of people. "Kishimoto pretended to be righteous.
For this reason, he couldn't help but think of the situation when he was mistaken for suicide at the Tokyo Bay Bridge last year. Now, the young man in front of him really has suicidal thoughts.
As for persuasion, he really doesn't know how to persuade people. However, the poisonous tongue or something, it's still relatively good, after all, it is an important skill that he and Sakai Rie have learned in the long-term confrontation and struggle between you and me, and I come and go.
Miyazaki Ryuai thought it was so infuriating. He loosened his grip on the tie loop with both hands, and in an instant jumped from the stone to the ground.
"You're not in a hurry to kill yourself. How about we talk about it? I'm not going to waste you too much time. "Justice Kishimoto is not salty or light.
"Believe it or not, I'm going to kill you?" said Miyazaki angrily.
"Even if you want to kill me, you can still talk about it first!Why do you want to kill yourself?" Kishimoto said with no smile on his face.
Miyazaki Ryujing immediately came back to his senses, originally the other party didn't want to make fun of his suicide, but really begged him with the opposite.
"The securities company I worked for was affected by the Asian financial crisis and went bankrupt last year. I've been looking for a job for the last few months, but none of the companies are willing to hire me anymore. Miyazaki Ryui sighed.