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In front of Hall 2.

Although it was a sales meeting, it was much more lively than a wedding.

The banquet hall, which can accommodate more than 200 people, is probably stuffed with no less than 400 people at this time, and the crowds full of people are crowded inside, and the aisles and corners are crowded with old men and old ladies. The crowd listening to the lecture even slammed under the podium, and the entire banquet hall was really like a train car.

It's a fucking train during the Spring Festival!

The atmosphere was also very warm.

On the stage, a tall old man in a gray tunic, who is about fifty years old, is holding a microphone and interacting with the audience.

"Have you ever heard of cerebral infarction?

A large group of people in the audience raised their hands.

"Well, it seems that most people know about this disease. A lot of old brothers and sisters must have heard of anyone sleeping with a cerebral infarction, and then people burping, right?

With the agitated questioning, the audience replied in unison: "Yes!"

"Alas!" the people on the stage nodded with satisfaction, and directly released the rocket: "This disease, I dare to say, everyone present has a great chance of getting it!"

"Wow!" the audience exclaimed, and many people couldn't help but touch their heads, and a trace of horror appeared on their faces.

Now that the living conditions are better, we eat more meat and oil than before, and the salt is also bigger, and the temperature difference between Gada in our northeast is large, and the probability of cerebral thrombosis and cerebral infarction is high and high. How terrible is a cerebral infarction? Even if it is found and sent to the hospital, it will be very difficult to treat. As long as the disease develops, there is an 80 percent chance of death! Even if you are lucky enough to survive, it is still hemiplegia! Now I will ask you a question, have you ever seen a patient with the sequelae of cerebral infarction lying on the kang at home?

With a bang, another forest of arms rose from the ground.

After asking a few questions, there was already an atmosphere of panic in the audience.

It was at this time that the man on the stage turned his words and straightened his waist, "But if you want me to say, this cerebral thrombosis and cerebral infarction, it is not a disease!"

Facing the doubts of everyone in the audience, the stage smiled, "What is cerebral infarction? In fact, the blood vessels are blocked, and the brain cannot supply oxygen, just like a person drowning and drowning." The cause of this disease is the blood vessels! Do you understand it? Raise your hand if you understand!"

Hulala......

Another piece of hands.

Entrance to Hall 2.

Dr. Zhang Weiyu, who was standing behind Li Xian, poked him in the shoulder, pointed to the platform, and said in a low voice, "See." First of all, it exaggerates the condition, arouses fear, and makes psychological hints to the audience through constant, large number of questions and answers, so as to spread brainwashing ideas to the audience. ”

Li Xian nodded deeply.

He was actually surprised to see this way of speaking at this time.

This approach was not uncommon in the next two decades. There are many success marketing instructors, or some small and medium-sized enterprise management crash course training instructors are using.

"This person's fucking mouth is too powerful!" Xu Maohe on the side smacked his lips, although he came to find a scene, but in the face of the machine-gun-like speech speed of the person on the stage and the demeanor of fooling the dead without paying for his life, he was really a little convinced.

If he hadn't known that this Jinli Life Extension was a big fool, he would have been brought into the rhythm of the fuck!

"How many are you," Wang Hongfei on the side looked at him with contempt, "Isn't this just learning from the Qigong master's on-site exercise report!"

Aha?

Hearing this, Li Xian was surprised.

Dare to ......

Later marketing routines, where is the root of all evil?

That's a real insight.

On stage, the speech continued.

"But if you want me to say, is this cerebral infarction and cerebral thrombosis considered a disease?"

In the midst of everyone's staggering and expectant eyes, the big flicker waved his hand violently, "These two diseases, to put it bluntly, are vascular diseases." It's like a sewer, it's blocked! You say, what's the blockage?"

Facing the silence in the audience, he poked the microphone directly in front of an old aunt closest to him, "Sister, what do you say?"

"I ...... I don't have a toilet at home. I don't know. The old lady replied writhingly.

"I know, I know!" an aunt on the side stood up and raised her hand high.

"Then you say!"

"Tong!"

"Alas!" the person on the stage quickly took back the microphone, "If it's blocked, it's through!"

The aunt who answered the question saw that the people on the stage were sure, just like a little girl who was later shaken by an idol, and her face was full of joy.

"Our Jinli Longevity Oral Liquid, composed of more than 60 kinds of ingredients such as deep-sea fish, bird's nest, shark fin, and high concentration of citric acid, directly acts on the blood clot that blocks the cerebral blood vessels, and goes directly to the affected area! The thrombolytic effect is clicking! The thrombolysis effect is clicking! The thrombus is gone, and if it is passed, won't the cerebral infarction be gone?

"Yes!"

In the audience, everyone was stunned and responded loudly.

"Now, our oral liquid is sold on the spot, but in order to thank our elderly friends for their love, the original price of 488 a box of oral liquid, as long as you pay now, directly give you the agency price of 120 yuan a box!

"I'll buy it!"

There was chaos in the audience, and immediately someone took out the money in his pocket.

In an almost fanatical mood, Cheng Liuye and the others even called for a groove.

This face!

Even if half of the people on the scene paid for medicine, even if there were 200 people, then there would be more than 20,000 sales!

"Fuck, this ......" Cheng Liuye was speechless, "We have new goods in the big market, and there is no such battle!"

Li Xian snorted.

The heart says you're trade.

What's this?

"Alright, they're pretty much there. It's time for us to play. ”

Li Xian pulled the placket of his coat, stared at the lecturer who was watching a group of Jinli life extension salesmen on the stage to organize the old people to line up to pay the money, and strode up.

……

"A life-saving medicine!"

The salesmen of Jinli Yanshou were busy collecting money, when they heard a shout in the hall that seemed to be beaten with chicken blood.

All eyes were drawn to the past.

On the stage, the lecturer who was drinking tea to moisten his throat also looked over.

Seeing a good-looking, well-dressed young man striding towards the stage, he frowned.

This...... Who arranges the childcare?

Why did you get to this point before you played?

Before he could react, the young man rushed to the stage in a daze and grabbed his hand.

A few days ago, my grandmother bought this Jinli Longevity Oral Liquid, and yesterday she had a heart attack, and the fast-acting heart-saving pills at home happened to be gone.

The lecturer's hands were held, and the whole person was shaken by the wind and rain of the young man, and he was confused.

Yes?

Does dough screwdriver and glucose still have this effect?

"Ahh

The lecturer saw the face of the young man in front of him who was about to cry with gratitude, and the other party was excited to hit his face with a bow, although he didn't know what kind of coincidence he made, but he felt that this kung fu was such a real typical and not bad-aren't there so many old men and old ladies who didn't pay for it?

"Young man, don't get excited! Among the more than 60 precious raw materials of our Jinli Life Extension Oral Liquid, there is Deep Sea Fish Extract Essence! This thing is quite good for the heart!"

Picking up the microphone and taking advantage of the situation to explain to the audience again, the lecturer sent the microphone to Li Xian, "Come on, young man, you tell the big guy about your grandmother's situation in detail!"

Li Xian took the microphone.

looked at the heads of Wuyang and Wuyang in the audience, all aimed at themselves, and laughed in their hearts.

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