Chapter 228: Old Man
"I believe you are a ghost? There are so many of you, and you all carry swords, you are not mountain bandits who rob houses, you can still be good people!" The old peasant didn't believe Wang Tianan.
Wang Tianan was also speechless for a while, if they were really mountain bandits, what kind of door would they knock on!
"Old man, if we were a bandit, do you think we would have knocked on the door just now?" asked the minister.
"What's the matter, Sven scum, pretend to be stupid! My old man, I already know that you gang of mountain bandits who have just made a name for themselves in the mountains! I didn't expect that before I had time to move out, you came to the door!" After the old farmer finished speaking, he was so angry that his ministers wanted people to attack him!
"Old man, you have to be responsible when you speak, we are here to beg for saliva to drink, as for deducting such a big basin?"
", I'm stupid when I'm an old man! There's a river outside my courtyard, so why don't you just go to the river and drink it? You have to come to my house to drink, my water is sweet! So attractive to you?" The old farmer hiding in the courtyard replied with reason. Let the ministers outside the door pick out the thorns.
"Old man, in fact, we are a group performance arranged by a master! Today, his goal has not come, let us stay with you for one night first, tomorrow, when the people come, we will continue to play the show." Wang Tianan saw the stupid appearance of his ministers, so he had to come by himself!
"Who the hell are you fooling! The woodcutter who performed the group just now has been here! Where else did the group performance come from, besides, it's only noon, how can I let you come over for the night. If he really arranges it, let him come to me with the money, and I will arrange a place for you. This stubborn old peasant was so angry that Wang Tianan's teeth itched.
He's the protagonist! He was taught a lesson by a group performance, which is too inappropriate for him!
"Shameless!" Wang Tianan drew his sword to show his strength.
"Oh no, don't! don't!" When the ministers saw that Wang Tianan drew his sword and committed murder, he hurriedly stretched out his hand to stop him.
"Okay! Finally, I can't bear it anymore, and I show my original face!" The old farmer doesn't speak, it's okay, this speech is to send carbon in the fire.
"Column, give me everything. I'm going to have to teach this old guy a lesson today. Wang Tianan, who has been humiliated by the group performance several times, has lost his temper, and a small group performance of Ma Dan dares to mock him as the protagonist, and he has to do it today without discussion.
"King, you have to pay attention to your image!" the minister used his image to remind him not to be impulsive.
"Yes, image, image!" Not to mention that Wang Tianan eats this, so he said to the general: "You go and pull him out for me, I want to see who dares to be so crazy." ”
"The king......" Before the minister finished speaking, he heard Wang Tianan say with a displeased face: "It's all your, someone came to take him down for me." ”
Wang Tianan was annoyed enough by this close minister who Jiang Ziya had bribed! If it hadn't been for his obstruction, he would have arrested the old man a long time ago!
In fact, the ministers didn't want to stop Wang Tianan from acting repeatedly, but they didn't expect this old man to be so blind, and he was sarcastic. provoked Wang Tianan.
To tell the truth, if he hadn't been afraid that the old man would have said anything after being forced to confess by Wang Tianan, he would have told him about taking bribes!
"Bang!"
The close ministers who blocked it were pulled down, and the generals kicked the door open!
When the arrogant old man inside saw this scene, he was stupid!
He will regret it too late! As soon as the military general stretched out his hand, he directly grabbed the old man's collar and grabbed the old man like a chicken, and grabbed the old man in front of Wang Tianan.
"King, bring it!" After the military general threw the old man in front of Wang Tianan, he stood behind Wang Tianan, and he should stand in the position where he should stand, leaving enough majesty for Wang Tianan.
"Old man, what did you just say?" Wang Tianan's eyes stared at the old man fiercely, like a goshawk soaring in the sky locking on to a target.
"I was wrong! I didn't know Mount Tai with my eyes, and I didn't know that the gods were coming to the cold house, so I wasn't prepared!" The old man looked at Wang Tianan's eyes, and he personally felt the call of the bull head and horse face.
"You're wrong! This is the end! Such a big basin is buckled on our heads, just forget if it's wrong?" Wang Tianan's words were so beautiful that the old man didn't dare to raise his head when he heard it, for fear that after raising his head, Wang Tianan would be displeased and lose his life. Then he will lose a lot!
"I really don't know, it's a great god!, otherwise, no matter how bold I am, I won't dare to make a mistake!" said the old man, kneeling on the ground and bowing his head.
"Great God, aren't we mountain bandits, aren't we Sven scum?" Wang Tianan's words always stirred the old man's heart.
"I have no eyes! How can you be Sven scum? At a glance, you can see that you are a local political dignitary who is both civil and military. The old man slapped a rainbow fart in order to survive, and everyone present laughed.
The old man suddenly remembered that Wang Tianan's group of people had come to the door to ask for saliva to drink! So he invited a few people to the cold house to drink saliva.
"Your family's water is sweet, we can't afford to drink it!" the military general on the side couldn't help but open his mouth and mocked.
"Oh! What is this saying! Come to my house as if you were your own, let go of the drinking tube. "The old man is really shameless in order to survive!
"If, then, I will spare you today. Originally, Wang Tianan didn't prepare for the old man, but the old man was too much, which angered Wang Tianan, otherwise things wouldn't have developed like this.
"Let's go, go in and drink water!" After that, Wang Tianan led everyone into the courtyard with great strides, leaving only the ministers to hurriedly support the old man kneeling at the door.
The old man really hates Jiang Ziya now! If he hadn't borrowed the venue to do things indiscriminately, he wouldn't have suffered this difficulty, but fortunately, if he was witty, he would have fallen in a pool of blood today!
As soon as Wang Tianan entered the courtyard, he did not go to drink water but went straight to the firewood house in the corner of the courtyard.
He knew that the woodcutter had brought the firewood to the firewood house, and when he saw that there were two rounds of very damp firewood in the firewood stack, he saw that he had cut it freshly.
"Old man," Wang Tianan finished speaking, and the old man, who was helped into the door by his close ministers, heard the shout, hurriedly ran over, and asked, "What is the matter?"
"This is, I just bought it today!" Wang Tianan asked, pointing to the two bundles of fresh firewood.
"That's right, I bought it newly!" the old man said without reservation as soon as he saw Wang Tianan asking.
Besides, Wang Tianan is not stupid, he can't tell if this firewood is newly chopped, if he wants to cover it up, it means that he has a ghost in his heart, which will only arouse Wang Tianan's suspicion, and he may be taken out by this group of reckless men again.
"Did you still invite that woodcutter to eat pastries!" Wang Tianan looked at the old man with a glance of his eyes, so that the old man's expression could not be hidden.