76 Mobile Fun Facts(1)
Women are willing to accept it, why should heroes be husbands. The girls are crazy, even more powerful than the boys. They were simply fascinated and fascinated.
Mobile phone call forwarding, starting to move from the dormitory to the classroom.
There is a teacher's handle in the classroom, and one husband is the gate, and the ten thousand people are not open, how can the materials be quietly transferred to the past, then the eight immortals cross the sea, each showing their magical powers.
During this time, the students in the class are very quiet. Hearing the laughter, he thought that his persuasion education had worked, but he was still satisfied.
"Your class now talks less in class, and even Yang Yuelong is lying there motionless. ”
Ye Yu said with a smile to Wen Ren.
"The children are older, sensible, and know how to learn. ”
"That's nothing!"
"I have been admitted to school, who will do the manual work, just save it, and make progress. ”
Wen Ren laughed and disagreed with her.
Ye Yu thought about it, in the past, classes were the same as the bazaar, but now the class is much quieter, and no one cooperates in class, which is better than making noise.
“ Please put up you
ha
ds!" Ye Yu looked around.
At this time, most of the students sat up straight and raised their heads. Although the poor student thought to himself: "Don't call me, if you call me, you will be ruined." ”
"Sunny...... Sunny ...... Sunny ......"
She shouted three times, but Xiang Yang still sat and read intently.
Those who set up great things in ancient times not only have supernatural talents, but also have perseverance. Xiang Yang is like this, she has reached the realm of being crazy and no one else.
The same table reminded her that she didn't notice it, and Ye Yu walked off the podium, and she didn't notice either.
"You just have to study hard, you don't listen to the teacher's class, or your grades won't improve. ”
Ye Yu walked to the table, Xiang Yang was still ordering books, she was shocked and discovered a shocking secret.
"You play with your phone in class, and your phone is caught in a book. ”
"Wait, it's almost there, the next level Zhao Zilong will meet Guanyin. ”
Xiang Yang said anxiously.
"Zhao Zilong, Guanyin, what's the mess?"
"Zhao Zilong met Guanyin, this is the highest level I played. ”
"My mother, poor English book, has made you like this. ”
"Give me your phone. ”
"No, you will get 80 points in the English test this time. ”
"Well, don't tell the head teacher. ”
"Okay!"
Ye Yu did not keep his promise, and as soon as he entered the office, he slapped the English book on Teacher Wenren's desk.
"Look at the Xiangyang of your class, what about talents, carve English books like this. ”
Hearing a smile, he picked up the book and thought about it, he couldn't help but marvel at Xiang Yang's talent.
The new book, which has just been released for a few months, is carved into a pit the size of a mobile phone in the middle, with a depth of about 100 pages, without any wrinkles and tears, how much energy does it take!
"Call Xiangyang over. There was a hint of displeasure when he heard the laughter.
"I really admire you, tell me, how did you cut it?"
"I use my mobile phone to draw every day, and I do it for two weeks. ”
"How can you learn an English book torn like this?"
"There's a cell phone, there's everything on the phone. ”
I felt speechless when I heard people's laughter.
"I don't believe in that evil, let's see how many points Xiang Yang can score. ”
In the afternoon exam, Ye Yu stared at Xiang Yang, Xiang Yang looked flustered, Zhang Huang was at a loss, he couldn't say that she didn't know English, he could only say that English didn't know her.
After the exam, Ye Yu was the first to look at Xiangyang.
"30 points, I used to eat 40 points, now I have 30 points. ”
Ye Yu was very angry, and quickly whipped up, and read all the volumes in one hour.
"Ge Shanshan is 90 points, it's incredible! Yang Yuelong's 100 points is even more incredible. ”
Xiang Yang ate 30 points himself, and he was also indignant, so he ran to the office and reported it to the teacher.
"Ge Shanshan eats 90 points, the ghost believes it, she also has a mobile phone. ”
"Then where did she put her phone, why didn't I find out?"
She put her phone on the front shoulder strap to enter the class, and put it on her thigh during the exam. ”
"How do you know?"
"Most girls know that. ”
"Does anyone else still have a cell phone?"
"I don't know anything else, I only know Ge Shanshan. ”
In fact, Xiangyang knows everything, but he doesn't say it.
Ye Yu called Shanshan over.
"You did so well in this exam, did you copy it, did you bring your mobile phone? ”
"I studied hard, some people can't go down, absolutely didn't bring it, teacher, you search. ”
Ye Yu searched for a long time and didn't find it. I heard the laughter and came just over.
She smiled and said, "The girls in your class." The face is really thick enough, and I even brought a mobile phone to the exam. ”
"It can't be, I didn't find out. ”
"You're not going to notice that they're putting their phones on the front shoulder straps. ”
"Front shoulder straps?"
"Hey, I don't pay attention to your daughter-in-law, this!"
Ye Yu pointed to the side of her neck, and said to the straight hill.
Surprised people half to death, the mobile phone is radiated, less than thirty, what should I do if I get breast cancer?
At this time, she happened to come over calmly, and when she saw Ye Yu drawing on her chest, and she was also gesturing in front of a male teacher, she smiled disdainfully.
That weird smile is like an unfathomable universe, which cannot be imagined, otherwise it will fall into it and cannot get out.
I still don't believe it when I hear people's laughter, how can a male teacher be embarrassed to ask?
Calmly pacing the square steps, confidently walked into the fourth class. She also took the exam, but she didn't expect Ge Yongjie to score 80 points.
"It's weird, the world is weird, could it be that he also put his phone on the front shoulder strap?"
Ye Yu knew that it was her who was insidious, and her face was blue and purple. Knowing that she couldn't communicate with her, the sound of the soles clicking masked her panicked thoughts.
Calmness also shifted dramatically to the classroom.
"Ge Yongjie, did you bring your mobile phone?"
"I didn't bring it. ”
"I searched my body. ”
I searched calmly for a long time, but I didn't find it.
"It's weird. ”
Calmly depressed.
Even more depressing is yet to come.
The next day, I finished reading my homework. Ming Jiacheng flipped through his mobile phone. He saw a female teacher, holding up her hand as if she were hitting a student.
The more he looked at it, the more familiar his face became, was the woman calm, wasn't the boy Ge Yongjie?
He hurriedly called calmly over.
"Look at your phone, it's uploaded to you?"
Frightened calmly, she couldn't help but open it to see that she was as beautiful as a flower and was so ugly illuminated, her face was hideous, and her body was twisted like a fifty-year-old woman.
The language is even more vicious.
"Have you ever seen a teacher like this, a male student who is indecent to him? In front of everyone, touch the little boy indiscriminately. Where the quality has gone, I hope that the higher authorities will strictly investigate. Expelling such morally corrupt teachers from the teaching ranks. ”
Sitting on the ground with a little tolerance, it is clearly in the class, who took this photo, it is definitely a boy, who is it?
The hard work paid off, and during the time of physical education class, he turned the classroom upside down.
He unexpectedly found a mold carved on Ge Yongjie's desk. It's the same size as a mobile phone, and there's a mobile phone embedded in it. No wonder he ate 80 points.
She took out her mobile phone and carefully observed it for a long time, she really couldn't imagine how he carved it, what tools he used, how long it took, so exquisite, no wonder Ge Yongjie didn't gossip in class?
She was so angry that she couldn't help but cry.
She went to find Yu Yanmei: "Principal Yu, I'm not going to do it in Class 4, you can find someone else." ”
Like Zhu Bajie in Guanghan Palace, or Gao Laozhuang. His face was instantly full of smiles, blooming like a proud September chrysanthemum, layer by layer, I really wanted to peel it off.
"I'm really quitting, it's really hard for students to teach......"
"What's the matter, I don't see people crying, tell me about it. ”
Yu Yanmei stood up, as if she wanted to pet the little animal, she calmly retracted it and said, "You will know when you go to Class 4." ”
"Look at the carved table, I criticized me and sent me to the group, as if I was beating them. ”
Principal Yu felt distressed when he saw it, firstly, he felt sorry for the teacher he liked so sadly, and secondly, he felt distressed that such a square table was destroyed like this.
"I'm going to call Ge Yongjie!"
"Call your parents, such a good table, it is carved like this, you don't use the table in the future. ”
"Not only did I engrave it, but others also carved it, and it became like this when I used it. ”
"You're like this at home, you carve your dining table like this, and your parents don't beat you?"
Yu Yanmei said as she pulled his head with her hand.
Ge Yongjie's parents did not come, so Ge Yongjie had to stand in the back. Before standing for two days, Yu Yanmei came to bear the guilt.
A new table was built, plus a new stool, like the minister meeting the prince.
"That table is broken, so let's use this. I ask you, how did that photo get up and there is no one else?"
"I don't know, I don't know how!"
"So, take a step back. No longer pursuing your phone, you deleted the photo of your phone. ”
Ge Yongjie did not speak, which is called acquiescence.
The camera is just right, not only vividly illuminating Yu Yanmei's ferocity towards Ge Yongjie, but also reflecting the strange light of the calm and kind smile, like an old woman, a fisherman and a goldfish.
"Don't gloat, it will happen to you sooner or later, pay attention to the issue of mobile phones, and never allow students to bring their mobile phones into the school, let alone into the classroom. ”
"Think about it, play with your phone overnight, and study the next day?"
Yu Yanmei said at the meeting.
Wen Xiaoyu also felt the urgency of the mobile phone problem, which disrupted the order of the dormitory and the order of classes, which was not good for himself or his students.
Once he had just entered the shift, he heard a snap behind him, and a mobile phone flew out of nowhere. I picked it up when I heard people's laughter, what kind of mess can't be described in words at all.
In broad daylight, in the midst of the bright and bright world, in the class, watching such a messy movie, it must be a boy.
The biggest suspects are Jia Chongwen and Shuang Xiaodong.
"Whose phone is this?"
"Not mine, I don't know!"
"It's not mine, and I don't know. ”
"It's enough to call Qi Huyue for a sentence!"
Hearing people's laughter, I took the phone to the office, and deleted all the mess inside, clean and thorough, I can be regarded as a good person!
Next, he asked Xia Heyue to wait in the office, and he called all the girls who were not at ease out and searched them all.
"It's true, **, armpits, pants waistband, four or five mobile phones, they actually ......," Xia Heyue said.
"It's hard to imagine that this phone can still be played, it stinks. ”
"If there is radiation, it will be too late to get cancer in the future!"
I didn't find Ge Shanshan.
Teacher Rong gave an order, bought a metal detector, and tested it when he entered the school gate and the class, and the situation improved a lot.
"It's weird, where is Ge Shanshan's mobile phone hidden?"