Chapter 45: The Love of My Life

Seeing the Yellow Wind Monster lying motionless on the ground, Lingji Bodhisattva frowned.

"Jin Cicada, what do you mean by this, and what is the rat medicine you said. ”

Looking at the Lingji Bodhisattva with a confused face, Tang Seng scratched his head and said.

"How can I explain it to you, it's a poison, it's still a very powerful kind, anyway, now this yellow wind monster has burped, if you don't believe it, I'll show you. ”

After that, Tang Seng directly held the Shadow Spear, and stabbed it on the ass of the Yellow Wind Monster with a pop.

"Bodhisattva, do you see, I stabbed him with a gun, but there was no response, what does this mean, this means that he has burped, you ran for nothing today, hurry up and go back where you came." ”

Hearing Tang Seng's words, Lingji Bodhisattva was furious.

"Presumptuous, don't you know that the golden cicada monk can't kill, and you, as a monk, don't even shave, which shows that your six roots are not pure, and you can talk about becoming an immortal and a Buddha. ”

Hearing Lingji Bodhisattva's righteous and awe-inspiring words, Tang Seng frowned slightly and went back directly.

"Bodhisattva, I don't dare to agree with what you said, since you said that the hair of the family is six impure, then why do you still have hair, why do you also have hair, why do you also have six impurities? ”

Listening to Tang Seng's words, Lingji Bodhisattva reprimanded with an angry face.

"Presumptuous, if the golden cicada comes to the Buddha, how can you talk about it, the Buddha has become a Buddha, and it doesn't matter if you shave or not, but you can't. ”

Hearing Lingji Bodhisattva's strong words, Tang Seng was also angry, and directly pointed at Lingji Bodhisattva and shouted loudly.

"Shut up the pit for me, you are only allowed to fart by the governors, and the people are not allowed to shit. If you want to shave the bald man, you can shave it together, what is special, I will put the words today, my hair cannot be shaved, I said, if the Buddha comes, he will not be good. By the way, you are not allowed to call me any golden cicada in the future, Lao Tzu is called Tang Seng, not called any bullshit golden cicada, I don't hear it, I talk to you, deaf. ”

Lingji Bodhisattva directly let Tang Seng scold him like a cannonball, and pointed at Tang Seng for a long time, but he didn't say a word.

"You...... You...... Okay, okay, I see that you are reincarnated for ten lifetimes, and you don't even know who you are, so I will go back to Lingshan now and truthfully report to the Buddha, and let the Buddha condemn you. ”

said that Lingji Bodhisattva wanted to run, and Tang Seng said to Sun Wukong as soon as he saw that Lingji Bodhisattva wanted to run.

"Wukong, get that old boy down for me, don't let him run away. ”

Hearing Tang Seng's words, Sun Wukong smiled and said, "Good master." He directly stepped on the somersault cloud and chased after the Lingji Bodhisattva who fled with the cloud.

Sun Wukong turned his head on the somersault cloud, and appeared directly in front of Lingji Bodhisattva, blocking his way, and then laughed.

"Lingji Bodhisattva, why are you in such a hurry to leave? ”

Lingji Bodhisattva looked at Sun Wukong, who was blocking his way, frowned slightly, and turned to Tang Seng and said.

"Golden ...... Tang Seng, what do you mean, let this Monkey King stop me from doing anything. ”

Hearing Lingji Bodhisattva's questioning, Tang Seng smiled.

"Hehe, there's nothing to do, I just want to ask Lingji Bodhisattva for something. ”

"I don't have anything from you. ”

Looking at the Lingji Bodhisattva Tang Seng with a confused face, he smiled.

"Yes, there must be, you see that I have nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties along the way, and each difficulty is as difficult as climbing to the sky. I heard that Lingji Bodhisattva has two magic weapons on his body, Dingfeng Dan and Flying Dragon Staff, Tang Seng hereby asks for it, and hopes that Lingji Bodhisattva can give these two magic weapons to Tang Seng. ”

Hearing that Tang Seng came up to ask for a magic weapon, and looked at the Tang Seng masters and apprentices with a wicked smile, Lingji Bodhisattva's heart was finished, if he didn't take out these two magic weapons today, he might have to explain here, weighing the pros and cons, Lingji Bodhisattva snorted coldly and waved his big hand Dingfeng Dan and Flying Dragon Staff, the two magic weapons appeared directly in front of Tang Seng.

"Take these two magic weapons. After saying that, Lingji Bodhisattva didn't go back directly, scolded and left.

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Looking at the Lingji Bodhisattva Tang Seng who was leaving, he smiled, "Hehe, it's so good, I got two more magic weapons." ”

After that, Tang Seng directly put the two magic weapons of Dingfeng Pill and Flying Dragon Staff into the system backpack, and then said to Sun Wukong who was flying in mid-air.

"Wukong, come down, baby has it, there is one more important thing for you to do for the teacher. ”

Hearing Tang Seng's words, Sun Wukong fell directly in front of Tang Seng and said.

"Master, there is something important for my grandson to do. ”

looked at Sun Wukong standing in front of him, and Tang Seng smiled.

"Hehe, good thing, hey, the teacher now orders you to go and pull out the purple and green sword of the Zixia Fairy. ”

Hearing Tang Seng's order, Sun Wukong asked directly with a stupid face.

"What...... What, master, you let me draw that sword. ”

Looking at the Monkey King with a bewildered face, Tang Seng nodded solemnly.

"Well, that's right, just pull out that sword, go ahead. ”

After saying that, Tang Seng put his hands on Sun Wukong's shoulders, turned his body, and let him face the Zixia Fairy, and then pushed Sun Wukong out directly with both hands.

Sun Wukong's figure staggered back and looked at Tang Seng with a smile on his face, and then walked in front of Zixia Fairy and said with a smile.

"Hehe, Zixia, what, can you take out your Ziqing sword, let my grandson pull it out, and return it to you after pulling it out." ”

Hearing Sun Wukong's words, a trace of joy flashed in Zixia's eyes, and she hurriedly took off the purple and green sword she was wearing at her waist and stuffed it into Sun Wukong's hand.

"Okay, monkey, you can pull it out and try it. ”

Looking at Fairy Zixia's impatient expression, Sun Wukong scratched his head and looked puzzled, not knowing why Fairy Zixia showed such an expression.

But Sun Wukong didn't think much about it, and directly put his hand on the hilt of the Ziqing Sword and pulled it hard.

The purple and green sword did not move at all, and there was no intention of being pulled out.

Fairy Zixia, who was watching this scene, was full of sadness in her eyes and muttered to herself in a low voice.

"How...... How so...... I love monkeys so much, why can't he pull out this purple and green sword, why the hell, are the two of us destined not to go together?"

Looking at the Zixia Fairy with a sad face, Tang Seng was stunned and hurriedly said.

"Zixia Fairy, don't cry first, there must be some important steps in this, we forgot, so Wukong didn't pull it out. ”

Looking at the conversation between Tang Seng and Zixia Fairy, Sun Wukong was stunned, scratched his head, and said.

"Master, what are you talking about with Zixia, why can't I pull out this sword. ”

Hearing what Sun Wukong said, Tang Seng ignored it, but looked at the purple and green sword blankly.

Suddenly, an idea popped up in Tang Seng's mind.

Immediately, Tang Seng shouted loudly at Sun Wukong.

"I know why you can't pull it out, it's the reason why you didn't put BGM, Wukong, you pull it out again, and the teacher will give you the whole BGM this time. ”

After that, Tang Seng cleared his throat and sang in a low and hoarse voice.

"Once upon a time and now it has passed and never come again, the red and red leaves are buried in the dust, the beginning and the end are always unchanged, you are floating outside the white clouds on the horizon, the bitter sea turns up love and hate, it is difficult to escape fate in the world, the blind date is unapproachable or I should believe that it is fate. ............”

After the song came out, Sun Wukong, Zixia Fairy and others were stunned, for some reason they heard the endless desolation and helplessness of love in this song, it felt like a person you love the most is clearly in front of you, but you can't do anything, you can only quietly swallow accompanied by empty thoughts.

"For the love of your life vaguely, waiting outside the white clouds, looking forward to the sea of bitterness turning up love and hate, it is difficult to escape fate in the world, the blind date is unapproachable, or I should believe that it is fate............"

Just when Tang Seng sang this lifelong love to the climax, Sun Wukong somehow, the scenes that he had been with Zixia Fairy flashed in his mind.

That was their first meeting. Fairy Zixia passed by Huaguo Mountain and smiled at Sun Wukong, who was lying on the tree eating peaches.

"Monkey, once this place belonged to me, and you are my man......"

Looking at the past that flashed in his mind and the Zixia Fairy, Sun Wukong directly pulled out the Ziqing Sword with a force in his hand and held it high in the air.

At the moment when the purple and blue sword was drawn, a colorful streamer fell from the sky and surrounded Sun Wukong for a long time.

The colorful streamers surrounding Sun Wukong made the chain gold armor on his body shine golden, and this scene turned out to be exactly the same as what Fairy Zixia said before.

"My crush must be a hero of the world, and one day he will come to marry me wearing gold armor and stepping on seven-colored auspicious clouds. ”

And the current Monkey King is wearing gold armor and stepping on colorful auspicious clouds.

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