Chapter 72
The director just wanted to be angry, but when he turned around, he met Song Xue's smiling eyes, and he was stunned for a moment, and when his hand shook, the chopsticks in his hand fell on the table. Although the voice was not loud, everyone was stunned, the director was used to being arrogant, and it was the first time he had such an expression when he saw everyone, as if he had seen a ghost.
Just when everyone was puzzled, Song Xue gave the pale-faced director a look and asked the other party not to continue.
Song Xue stood up slowly, took a piece of chicken butt, put it in the director's bowl, and said with a smile: "This chicken butt is the most delicious, all the delicious ones are for you, and I can be regarded as a landlord in place of the Song family, don't be polite." ”
In this sharp look, the director silently picked up the chopsticks, with a sneer on his face, and swallowed the fat chicken butt with the urge to gag bitterly, and he had to pay attention to Song Xue's expression when eating, as long as the other party Zou frowned, he would speed up the chewing action, and the two of them were afraid of things just now.
Hearing this, everyone wanted to vomit, and looked at the director in surprise, but they didn't expect the director to have this habit......
However, this is a perfect time to make a fool of yourself, and everyone is borrowing flowers to offer Buddha!
"My lord, there is a duck butt here, adults enjoy it slowly!" Immediately, an employee took the lead in finding a piece of duck butt in a plate of white-cut duck in front of him, and put it into the director's bowl like a treasure.
The others were very unconvinced when they saw that some of their colleagues had taken the lead, and they were secretly annoyed in their hearts, because they did not know that the director liked to eat chicken butts based on their relationship with the director? If the director of the bureau gave the favor to that person, then the rest of the people would not benefit in the long run? No, they would definitely have to keep up and strive to behave in front of the director.
Sun Qing was full of thoughts, the chopsticks in his hand flew quickly, he was stunned to find the roast goose butt in a large plate of roast goose, smiled happily, proudly put it in the director's bowl, and glanced at his colleague provocatively, the meaning of which is self-evident!
The director was stunned to see that there were two more animal butts in the bowl, and the chicken butts that he had just eaten were about to gush out, and he endured the unstoppable sourness in his mouth, and quickly picked up his wine glass, no matter what kind of liquor, he quickly took a sip to relieve the strange taste in his throat.
It's just that the director's predicament can't be lifted, and he followed Sun Qing closely, Song Xiaoyue, his subordinates, Boss Lin and others intentionally or unintentionally found several pieces of things that were suspected to be pig butts and sheep butts, all of which were dedicated to the director, with an expression that you like to eat, hurry up and eat it, because Song Xue is eyeing him, so the director can't get angry.
"It's not delicious when it's cold, let's eat it quickly! We won't rob you!" Song Xue added fuel to the fire, as if it was not enough, and even took away the director's water cup, and now there was no water to relieve the taste.
It was a nightmare for the director, and he didn't even know how he got through it, and he didn't know how he ate the animal butts into his stomach.
In short, every time he showed a look of begging for mercy that he couldn't eat anymore, he would always be stared at by Song Xue's cold gaze, and there were only two words written in that look, no.
Frightened, he could only bow his head and gnaw indiscriminately, not knowing the taste. At first, he felt very uncomfortable, but in the end, his sense of taste failed, and he didn't feel any pain, and he ate the contents of the bowl numbly, and it failed! The meat that was already unpalatable was even more like chewing wax in his mouth, and he was disgusting! He didn't know when the feast ended?
Anyway, when Song Xue finally left, his stomach was already round, and I was afraid that he would not be able to eat again after three days, and the other people didn't know where they went, and they were all not on the table!
He will always remember that when he stood up, he felt like the world was spinning, but his stomach was overturned! When he walked out of the door tremblingly holding on to the tables, chairs, and chairs, he thought he was finally free!
However, when he walked out of the door and saw the things in the iron basin at the door, he couldn't help but hold on to the wall and cry into a voice, thinking that there was all on the dinner table, but there was a basin of chicken skin in his sight, just like a big wooden basin that usually washes his face, and it was actually his own subordinates who carried this basin.
It was clear skies, but the director felt that the clouds were thick, as if he had fallen into an ice cellar.
When he was about to vomit blood and die, he heard Guo Da say excitedly: "Director, look, what is this? This is your old man's favorite, Sun Qing and I didn't care about eating the banquet and went to help you collect it, all the delicious food in the whole banquet, a big pot, enough for you to eat slowly for a whole month!
He was dizzy and distended at the time, and when he heard the buzzing sound in his ears, he really couldn't stand it, and his stomach was also uncomfortable at this time, and he was dizzy, he waved his hand, and then fainted directly in a very angry way! Before fainting, he heard Guo Da, who had a pig's brain, say: "Come on, the adults are overjoyed and fainted!"
He didn't know what happened later, he didn't know when he returned to the city, and he didn't know how he went back, although he didn't blame Song Xiaoyue for this incident, but he never wanted to go to Song's house again, and he met that man like a demon.
However, those stupid subordinates who didn't let him worry about it, under such a big event as he fainted, they didn't forget to pack those disgusting things, thinking that they had made a great achievement, and almost made the director angry to death.
Later, the pot of meat was thrown by him to the beggar to eat, Sun Qing and Guo Da were puzzled by this, and he didn't bother to explain it to the two stupid donkeys!
Later, he severely punished these brainless subordinates, which made the people's people resentful, and everyone didn't understand, it was obviously a tribute, why did the director lose his temper in the end.
Since then, he has formed an indissoluble feud with the chicken butt, and no animal butts or anything like that is allowed on his table. His subordinates are not allowed to eat, and they can't even bring it up!
Even for a long time, he had a nervous breakdown, and he slept and dreamed at night in the scene of the Song family, so that his mother-in-law thought that he had an outer room outside, and went back to her mother's house to live for a while and made an oolong!
Song Xiaoyue left the banquet after Song Xue, and as the host, she should have stayed to accompany the guests. However, she also captured the director's expression of horror and eggs when he looked at Song Xue, what is the origin of this Song Xue?
A person who can make a bureau chief awe and fear must not be small, who is this Song Xiaoyue? What is the purpose of his idea to stay in the Song Mansion? Who instructed him? What is the picture? It stands to reason that the Song Mansion has not yet reached the point of making the people above blush, right?
So what else? Song Xiaoyue even linked the other party's purpose to space, could it be that someone knew that she had such a treasure, so she came to test it?
She is the owner of the space, in fact, she is not afraid of someone coming to rob her, and now there is Long Ying as a subordinate, so she is even more afraid;
Song Xiaoyue followed Song Xiaoyue to the embroidery building in such a cranky way, and even Song Xiaoyue suddenly stood still, and hit his head on his rather sturdy back, and in the end, it was his poor nose that suffered.
"Ouch, my nose hurts me to death! Hey, you don't have long eyes when you walk? Stop when you say stop, and don't say hello!" Song Xiaoyue The wicked person sued first, touched the red nose he hit, jumped his foot and pointed at Song Xue's nose and scolded.
"Yo Yo, where did you get so angry, just hit you and lose your temper, you followed me, and you bumped into me! If you don't have long eyes, it should be you, isn't it?" Song Xue raised her eyebrows and grinned, that smile made people feel like a spring breeze. But Song Xiaoyue thinks that this smile is no different from the devil, and he is a guy who relies on his beauty to confuse people.
"It's your fault, don't raise the bar with me!" Song Xiaoyue was angry, and she didn't choose what to say!
"Hehe, where is there such a domineering person! But if the two of us kiss each other, for example, I am your brother-in-law, then you can scold as much as you want, kiss and kiss more!"
"Who wants to kiss you? I don't want you to be my brother-in-law, you better be a little more peaceful!" This is true, even if you give it to her, you can't ask for it! Even if you ask for it, it's useless! Song Xiaoyue frowned and thought depressedly!
"Then there's no way, or I still have a brother, you can see which one is suitable. Someone smiled even more proudly, Song Xiaoyue really wanted to punch him in the face of his hateful face. As soon as this thought came to mind, his fist was exhaled uncontrollably!
"Fortunately, I'm amazing, otherwise I would have broken my phase, and if I can't find my daughter-in-law in the future, I have to send you, anyway, you can't get rid of me. Someone laughed like a fox, and easily blocked Song Xiaoyue's fist back!
"You ......" Song Xiaoyue was so angry that she almost vomited blood, and she even forgot about business!
"I'm going to be busy! Don't be so polite, it's all my own family! Besides, the embroidery building is not far away, you can go back! Don't send me again!" Someone is as thick-skinned as a city wall, and as soon as these words came out, the angry Song Xiaoyue almost didn't fall! Only then did she remember the purpose of coming out with him.
"Stop, what is the purpose of your coming to the Song family, if you don't say it, leave my house immediately. Song Xiaoyue regained her composure, and finally asked the question that she had been entangled for a long time, but she was relieved!
"You're too worried! Go back! The director is still inside, it's too rude for you to come out like this!" Song Xue avoided the important and light, perfectly avoided Song Xiaoyue's questioning, and took advantage of the moment when Song Xiaoyue was stunned, she quickly walked into the embroidery building and slammed the door! Song Xiaoyue came back to her senses, Song Xue was gone, and she was tricked again!
Song Xiaoyue looked at the closed door of the embroidery building, sighed, and walked back to the Song Mansion in a huff!
The Long family still has a stupid director waiting for her to save it!
When Song Xiaoyue returned to Song's house, she happened to meet the director of the bureau's subordinate 100,000 who hurriedly carried the director out of the house, and just wanted to ask what had happened? The four of them walked out like a gust of wind! She was about to ask what had happened, but she smelled something indescribable.
"What's going on, what's going on, what's the director's ......" Song Xiaoyue hesitated a little, and the rest of the words still didn't come out.
"It's nothing, the director is just too happy! borrow this basin first, and the contents of the basin will be regarded as your filial piety to the director." Let's send the director back first, if you have anything to do, you will find me in the office, and then we will talk in detail, first of all, let's go back to the city first!"
Song Xiaoyue heard it in a fog, but she still didn't understand why the director fainted? And what exactly was in that basin? However, what was the special and somewhat familiar smell that I smelled just now? It seems that I smelled it not long ago, what is it? By the way, it seems to be the smell of chicken butts, could it be that the big pot is full of chicken butts and duck butts? Probably not!
Is there really such a foolish person who thinks that the director really likes to eat that thing and is not afraid of unemployment with this kind of IQ, Song Xiaoyue complained frantically in her heart.
I really pinched a cold sweat for the director, this is too sad! Song Xiaoyue could only look at the distant backs of Guo Zhutou and Sun Shuzhi prayerfully, hoping that it was not what she thought. Shaking his head precautionally, he turned around and walked towards the inner courtyard!
The people in the family were busy packing up their things, and when they saw Song Xiaoyue coming over, they all said in unison: "Hello little master!" Song Xiaoyue responded with a smile and a bow, and returned to the West Wing in the eyes of the people.
The moment she opened the door, the smile on Song Xiaoyue's face froze suddenly, how could she forget about this and trouble!
"Hehe, I just think of me now, right, do you feel a little guilty in your heart? I came all the way here to be a good type, but it turned out that you were good, you left me here and didn't ask, and you weren't even qualified to eat a meal, right?
When you were eating and drinking spicy food outside, did you remember that I was waiting for you stupidly with an empty stomach?" Song Xiaoyue had just opened the door, and before she could step in, she was sarcastically beaten by Situ Yunnu, Song Xiaoyue was speechless!
Song Xiaoyue walked in with a bitter face and closed the door of the living room with her backhand!
rubbing his hands awkwardly, he cautiously walked to the opposite side of Situ Yun and sat down!
"I can explain this matter......" Just when she walked over just now, Song Xiaoyue had thought of a statement in her heart, but now she was facing Situ Yun's cold expression, even if she had a thousand words, she couldn't say it at this time!
"Hmph" Situ Yun snorted with his nose, didn't even look at Song Xiaoyue, and turned his head to the other side!
Song Xiaoyue was bored with herself, touched her nose in embarrassment, licked her face and pulled Situ Yun's hand on the table, and said flatteringly: "It's all my fault today! I have committed a great crime, I deserve death, and my crimes have reached the point where I can't write a lot! I hope you have a lot of adults, and adults don't remember villains, so forgive me for being a bad guy once, okay?"
Song Xiaoyue was cheeky and messed around, and she didn't know if it would work, so she could only be a dead horse doctor!
Situ Yun looked coldly at Song Xiaoyue talking nonsense like a clown, and the anger that he had been holding back was actually amused by his unscrupulous words, and with this smile, all the grievances and dissatisfaction disappeared!
Song Xiaoyue looked at Situ Yun with a little dumbfounded smile, this is too easy to coax! People are really fickle, one second it was still cloudy, and the next second it became sunny! This face has become I'm afraid that even Sichuan will have to bow down to the wind!
Situ Yun smiled happily here, and Song Xiaoyue over there also secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and her originally somewhat loose waist sat up straight unconsciously!
Just when Song Xiaoyue thought that she had escaped, Situ Yun's laughter stopped abruptly, and the air seemed to freeze again!
Song Xiaoyue looked at Situ Yun in surprise, thinking to herself what kind of wind is this? Thinking about it like this, she suddenly felt cold in her heart, and her back was also a little numb, which was obviously a precursor to danger!
Song Xiaoyue unconsciously shrunk her neck, her hands tightened the armrests of the chair, and her buttocks left the chair slightly, ready to slip away at any time.
Song Xiaoyue visually measured the distance from the chair to the door, about ten meters, calculated by her own 100 meters at most ten seconds, then the chance of her succeeding in escaping is quite good!
Just when Song Xiaoyue was secretly happy, her ears hurt, and her body stood up involuntarily, the culprit was naturally Situ Yun, I saw her gritting her teeth and lifting her ears, and she also popularized science with everyone what is clockwise and what is counterclockwise.
"Put it down...... Let go, Situ Yun, are you crazy, it hurts me to death!" Song Xiaoyue struggled to break free for a long time, and finally broke free from Situ Yun's clutches, Song Xiaoyue stroked the already red and swollen right ear, and the narrow Danfeng eyes tried their best to stare at the maximum, glaring at Situ Yun angrily!
"I'm crazy! Who made you ignore my existence all the time? Who made you never look at me with a straight eye? What do I think of you? You know it yourself! Don't play stupid with me!" Situ Yun put his hands on his waist and made a teapot shape. angrily accused Song Xiaoyue of not caring about her, not pitying her, and looking like a deep resentful woman!
"Okay! You beat and scolded, and we have scolded, and the grievances between us are eliminated, and no one owes anyone anything! I will instruct my subordinates to prepare meals for you, and you can go back to Moxian County after you finish eating! Also, if you don't have any merit, take back the things you brought, I won't be blessed!" Song Xiaoyue felt that it was better to let her die early, after all, she was not a lover she could entrust for life, and there were some things that she couldn't help but blame! If you want to blame God, you can only blame this damn crossing!
"Are you going to reject me?" Situ heard this, and asked Song Xiaoyue with wide eyes, as if the other party only dared to nod, then the rest would be up to her fists to speak.
Song Xiaoyue also knew, and looked at Situ with that kind of 'you obviously know what else to say to me', and sighed.