Chapter 68: Soathing
"Amitabha, Lao Gu is a holy monk who went to the old brother to learn scriptures from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, how can he eat the same as those mortals, you don't know that the fish soup cooked alive is delicious. ”
After that, Tang Seng also wiped the hara that flowed out, and looked at the red-covered sand monk with an expectant look on his face.
After hearing Tang Seng's words, Sha Seng said with a look of surprise in his eyes.
"What are you, are you Tang Seng, Guanyin Bodhisattva asked me to wait here is you, master, let go of me, I want to worship you as a teacher." ”
Hearing Sha Seng's shout, Tang Seng was stunned and stretched out his hand to exhale and said in his heart.
", it's sloppy, I knew I wouldn't say it, but now I can't drink the whole fish soup. ”
Looking at Sha Seng with an expectant look on his face, he looked at the pot of fish soup again, and Tang Seng swallowed his saliva and felt his heart.
"No, it's all in the pot, how can you release it, even if you don't want the task reward Lao Tzu, I have to drink this fish soup, it's not good for anyone to come." ”
Thinking of this, Tang Seng directly smiled with honey on his face.
"Amitabha, donor, you admit that the wrong old man is not called Tang Seng. ”
After that, Tang Seng said directly to Sun Wukong and others.
"Wukong, what are you waiting for, add fire, you can't drink the fish soup yet. ”
Hearing Tang Seng's words, Sun Wukong and the others nodded in response.
"Oh, good. Then they directly showed their powers, and a ball of fire appeared under the big iron cauldron.
The water became hotter and hotter, and the sand monk became more and more red.
As for Sha Seng, he couldn't help it anymore, and shouted directly: "Guanyin Bodhisattva, save me, if you don't come again, I'll let people stew it into fish soup and make a ball." ”
Not to mention, the voice of the sand monk is really effective, I saw the figure of Guanyin Bodhisattva in the sky suddenly appeared, looked at the people who looked forward to it, and then looked at the sand monk who was stewed in the cauldron and asked.
"Sha Seng, I asked you to worship Tang Seng as a teacher, what are you doing. ”
Hearing Guanyin Bodhisattva's question, Sha Seng hurriedly replied.
"Bodhisattva save me, these eight calves want to drink fish soup and stew me, you give me a comment, this is a human thing. ”
Hearing Sha Seng's words, Guanyin Bodhisattva was stunned and shouted at Tang Seng.
"Tang Seng, what are you doing here, the matter of you snatching the magic weapon of Lingji Bodhisattva has not been sorted out before, and now you want to stew fish soup again, that is the apprentice I found for you, don't let him go quickly." ”
Hearing Guanyin Bodhisattva's words, Tang Seng smiled and said.
"Haha, Bodhisattva, don't worry, I don't know if this is my apprentice, no, I said that drinking fish soup was a joke, I just saw that my apprentice's body was a little dirty, so I boiled some water to give him a bubble bath. ”
Hearing Tang Seng's words, Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes were wide.
"What do you say, take a bath. Soak in the pot in your bath. Can you soak in the bath at home to make the fragrance, you can do something. But don't say it, it smells pretty good, and I'm hungry. ”
Hearing Guanyin Bodhisattva's words, Tang Seng smiled and said.
"Hehe, do you want me to leave you a bowl? ”
Guanyin Bodhisattva glanced at the sand monk in the pot, swallowed his saliva and said, "No, this sand monk is your apprentice, you can't stew fish soup." ”
Hearing Guanyin Bodhisattva's words, Tang Seng had no choice but to give up drinking fish soup when everyone said so.
Then I saw Tang Seng reluctantly extinguish the fire, and then loosen the flame chain that Sha Seng was tightly bound to.
As soon as the sand monk regained his freedom, he plunged directly into the quicksand river.
The cold directly made the sand monk change back to his original color.
After returning to normal, the sand monk went directly ashore and knelt down to Guanyin Bodhisattva.
"Thank you Bodhisattva for coming to the rescue. ”
Seeing the sand monk who was kneeling down and worshipping himself, Guanyin Bodhisattva waved his hand and said.
"It's okay, go and see your master. ”
After that, the figure of Guanyin Bodhisattva disappeared directly.
Looking at the vanished Guanyin Bodhisattva, Sha Seng stood up directly and walked to Tang Seng and knelt down.
"Disciple Sha Seng, meet Master. ”
Looking at the sand monk kneeling in front of him, Tang Seng said with a honey smile on his face.
"Haha, okay, hurry up, the little game that the teacher just opened for you, is it okay, isn't it exciting. ”
Looking at Tang Seng with a honey smile on his face, Sha Seng said in his heart.
"Ma Dan, you can do something, a little play? If it weren't for Lao Tzu's quick enough reflection and shaking people to shake Guanyin Bodhisattva over, now it is estimated that you will run a ball in your stomach, you tell me that this is a little play, you stinky and shameless." ”
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When Sha Seng knelt on the ground and worshiped himself as a teacher, the prompt sound of the system sounded in Tang Seng's mind.
"The host has completed the task of collecting apprentices: subduing Sha Wujing. ”
"Reward: 300 Cuban cigars. It has been automatically stored in the system backpack. ”
After hearing the prompt sound of the system, Tang Seng didn't pay attention to it, but directly helped Sha Seng up from the ground and said to Sun Wukong and others.
"Wukong, Bajie, Xiaobai, Lao Hei, this will be your junior brother in the future, you have to get along well. ”
Hearing Tang Seng's words, Sun Wukong and the others all looked at Sha Seng with a longing look and said.
"Ah, hello, hello, fish soup, ah no, Senior Brother Sha, we have to get along well in the future. ”
After that, Sun Wukong and the others wiped the saliva from the corners of their mouths.
Looking at the expressions of Sun Wukong and the others, Sha Seng suddenly felt that the future was dark, and he didn't know when it would turn into fish soup for people to drink.
Looking at the sand monk who wanted to cry without tears, Tang Seng stepped forward and patted the sand monk on the shoulder and said.
"Haha, Lao Sha, don't care, Wukong, they haven't eaten meat for a long time, look at everyone like that, hurry up and go to the other side of the river." ”
After that, Tang Seng directly took the wild donkey brand off-road vehicle and the big iron pot back into the system space, and flew up and flew towards the other side of the river.
Sun Wukong and others also hurriedly got up to keep up with Tang Seng's pace.
When the group arrived on the other side of the river, Tang Seng directly waved his hand and summoned the wild donkey brand off-road vehicle from Xin.
Then he stepped forward and opened the car door first, and sat in.
Sun Wukong and the others saw that Tang Seng had already gotten into the car, and hurriedly got in the car, opened the car door and sat down, leaving Sha Seng standing outside the car looking at Tang Seng and the others with a confused face.
Looking at the stunned Sha Seng, Tang Seng waved his hand and said.
"Lao Sha, what are you doing in a daze, get in the car, the old driver is going to drive. ”
Hearing Tang Seng's words, Sha Seng scratched his head in confusion and said, "Master, what is this, how come I have never seen it." ”
Looking at the sand monk with a bewildered face, Tang Seng patted his head and said.
"How did I forget that you don't know this, Wukong's matter will be handed over to you, you teach Lao Sha how to get in the car. ”
Hearing Tang Seng's words, Sun Wukong nodded, got out of the car and demonstrated it to Sha Seng again, this Sha Seng is not stupid to know how to get on and off the car once he looks at it, and some simple knowledge, such as wearing seat belts and adjusting seats.
After the sand monk got into the car, Tang Seng directly kicked the accelerator to the end, and the car rushed out like an arrow off the string, scaring the sand monk who was doing the car for the first time, and grabbed the seat belt.
After the car stabilized, Sha Seng let out a long sigh of relief and let go of the seat belt.
In this way, the group of people galloped all the way, passing through many villages and finishing bad food, such as chickens, ducks and whatever, what you ask where to come, hum, how can you steal it, just because of this matter, Tang Seng and his party forced an eighty-year-old lady to chase out more than ten kilometers.
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When Tang Seng and the others drove for another three days and three nights, not far from them before, a large manor appeared in their sight.
Looking at the big manor not far ahead, Tang Seng stopped directly with a foot on the brake and muttered in a low voice.
"Hey, no, how can there be a big manor located here in this wilderness, it's strange. ”
Just as Tang Seng was muttering, a voice caught his attention.
"Don't miss it from the south to the north, don't miss it if you pass by, you're looking for a son-in-law, come and take a look, marry a gift." You can't marry and suffer, you can't be fooled. ”
Hearing this voice, Tang Seng was stunned, ", what's the situation, why are there some liars in this world who recruit sons-in-law." ”
Just when Tang Seng was stunned, a middle-aged woman with charm still walked directly to Tang Seng's car, and when he saw Tang Seng's car, his expression was stunned.
But it was said that it was back to normal soon.
"Hey, handsome guy, son-in-law, find out. ”
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