Chapter 15: Poor Child
The next day, when Chu Yu walked into the First Combat Readiness Center, the big bald backbones inside breathed a sigh of relief.
It is estimated that they are afraid that Chu Yu will want to play a play, and then regret not going to class temporarily.
When Chu Yu stood on the podium again, he yawned.
I slept in a lazy sleep yesterday because I was too tired.
After all, it's a serious unit, and it's too much to sleep all the time, so Chu Yu specially ordered an alarm clock, and then he was afraid of disturbing his rest, so he muted his phone, and then... I overslept, but at least it was better than yesterday, and I didn't wake up directly at noon.
Seeing the neat and neat big bald heads below, Chu Yu smiled apologetically.
"I'm sorry, I slept too late yesterday, mainly to sort out the textbooks for you. ”
The big bald heads below had red eyes, and they couldn't be more moved.
In my mind, a poignant picture suddenly appeared.
The faint candlelight was still on Chu Yu's side face.
On the desk, there are notes, and in front of the desk, there is Chu Yu's contemplative appearance.
In order to let everyone learn better, Chu Yu prepared for the class until dawn, boiled his eyes red, boiled his hair, as the so-called, what he shed was hot tears, burning, and rare life, instructor, he was like that candle, spending his life in gratitude, swaying in the dark, instructor, how respectable and lovely he was!
Chu Yu did sort out the teaching materials before going to bed yesterday, and it took a total of three seconds to sort them out.
The first second I thought, what am I going to talk about tomorrow?
The second second I thought was, should I play with the doll first and blow with my mouth?
The third second I thought was, forget it, let's sleep.
Wang Xuanzhu nodded and ran to the front and put the herbal tea on the podium.
Huang Haoran, who volunteered to be a teaching assistant today, directly smashed the chalk head over.
"Can't you put it away in advance?"
Wang Xuanzhu smiled and returned to his seat.
Isn't this nonsense, I put Brother Chu in advance, can he see that I put it, the two things in the world are sand sculptures, one is lazy to let the leader watch, and the other is to pat the ass and not let the leader look at it.
Since last night, Wang Xuanzhu has been reading a book called "Those People Who Don't Push Their Faces at the Peak".
Chu Yu took a sip of herbal tea and was happy.
"I see you've all brought pens, so let's talk about something else today. ”
Huang Haoran stood up with a solemn face: "Stand up!"
"Hello instructor!"
Chu Yu was used to it, and pressed his hand: "Don't fix these vain brains in the future, waste my time, and waste your time, I have to talk too much, your IQ is too low, everything is mainly to save time." ”
Meng Yong nodded emphatically and shouted to the back, "Sit!"
Chu Yu turned around, then took the chalk and began to write and draw on the blackboard.
In a few moments, an approximate position of the formation was drawn.
Chu Yu threw away the chalk head, turned around and said to everyone.
"Yumen Yang Blood Array, a Dharma Protector Array formed by using Yang blood. ”
Meng Yong touched his big bald head: "I don't need it." ”
"How do you know you don't need it. ”
"No hair, what are you doing with it. ”
Chu Yu almost stormed away: "It's the Dharma protector, not the hair protector!"
"Oh... That's right. Meng Yong looked up and asked, "Is there a difference?"
Chu Yu took a deep breath, stopped paying attention to him, looked at the others and said, " The function of this formation is to blind the evil ghosts, composed of thirty-six five emperor coins, or thirty-six people each carry a five emperor coin, arranged in the position of thirty-six Tiangang stars, the Big Dipper constellation contains thirty-six Tiangang stars and seventy-two earth evil stars, Tiangang is yang, earth evil is yin, and yang is yin, write it down, send the video to my mailbox after practice, I will correct it for you after I have time to watch it, the formation is simple, but it is difficult to change, it is very difficult, I will tell you how to change after figuring out the formation, understand?"
Meng Yong looked suddenly enlightened: "Oh, I finally understand. ”
"Got what?"
"It's Dharma protection, not hair protection!"
Chu Yu: "... ”
The people below began to bury their heads in the record, and it is one thing to not understand it, so let's write it down first.
There are also a few people who don't remember, Huang Haoran is one of them, including Zhao Zhigang and a few small leaders of other action teams, these people looked shocked and looked at each other.
In the end, Huang Haoran swallowed a mouthful of saliva, stood up and asked weakly, "Instructor, is this the Yumen Yang Blood Array?"
"yes, didn't I just say that. ”
Huang Haoran frowned: "That... This is one of the secret techniques of the Maoshan Chongxiao Sect, right?"
"The yellow team is the yellow team in the end, and it really knows the goods. ”
Even if he was prepared, Huang Haoran almost sat on the stool.
The backbones below also raised their heads, and looked at Chu Yu with strange expressions one by one.
"No, what do you see me doing, am I not right?"
Chu Yu scratched his head, it is recorded in "Demon Slayer", the secret techniques of the entire Huaxia Hidden Sect are written on it, and his memory is very good, although he is not unforgettable, but the formations are all the same, and he remembers it very clearly, it is impossible to say that he is wrong.
Huang Haoran ran over with a roll, and didn't forget to turn around and shout in a suppressed voice: "Be vigilant, send a few more people to watch the entrances and exits, no one is allowed to come in, especially the hidden door dog!"
Running to Chu Yu's side, Huang Haoran's facial features were about to be distorted: "Eh, big brother, no, you are my father, don't make trouble, I don't know about other sects, but I know about the Chongxiao faction, there is an advisor in our team who is from the Chongxiao faction, once I said that I missed my mouth and mentioned this formation, this formation is passed on by the head of the family, only the son of the family, and the disciples who close the door are not passed on." ”
Chu Yu's face changed slightly, and he looked guarded: "Do you want to recognize me as a godfather?"
Huang Haoran: "... ”
Meng Yong also realized that something was wrong and hurriedly ran over.
"The yellow team is right, if you know that we have secretly learned the secret of others... ”
"Damn. Chu Yu directly interrupted Meng Yong, and said angrily: "Startle me, I thought you would think that you would think I would be a godfather and buy you a bag, so that's what happened." ”
Huang Haoran was extremely helpless.
Does he want to learn, of course.
The problem is that this is a secret that is not passed on, if the news leaks, the Chongxiao Sect will definitely take all the disciples to run over and fight hard, and at that time the matter will be big, and Mo Daoqing will not be able to protect them.
And this is not yet teaching one or two, but in groups and groups.
It's not that you won't be taught, as the third child in the bureau, you can teach me secretly in private, who told me not to be afraid of death.
Huang Haoran found that Chu Yu's gaze at him had changed, and it seemed that he had a little disdain.
Chu Yu pursed his lips and no longer paid attention to Huang Haoran, but looked at the big bald head below.
"Look at Mao, continue to remember for Lao Tzu!"
The big bald heads didn't say a word, and continued to compete with Hei Piben with their heads down.
"Instructor, instructor, we can't do this, this... ”
Chu Yu squinted at Huang Haoran: "Does the Chongxiao faction pay taxes?"
"Huh?" Huang Haoran didn't react for a while.
"Do the disciples in the sect have ID cards?"
Huang Haoran: "... ”
"This formation, have they applied for intellectual property rights?"
"Does the Chongxiao faction have a team of lawyers?"
"Sue us for infringement, will the judge help him?"
"Chongxiao faction has a group of crooked melons and cracked dates, are there a hundred people?"
"Is this group of crooked melons cracking jujube with a knife or a nuclear bomb launcher?"
"Dare to come and find fault, can't you beat them?"
Chu Yu's soul asked eight times, which completely stunned Huang Haoran, and the big bald heads below also raised their heads, looking excited one by one.
"I didn't pay taxes, and I still mixed in our Huaxia, and I didn't even have an ID card. Chu Yu raised his voice and roared: "He said that this formation was created by their Chongxiao Sect, is it created by them? ”
Wang Zhuzhu stood up suddenly: "That's right, it was Brother Chu who taught me and inspired me in his busy schedule, and I created this... What the hell is this, leek sheep blood array!"
Chu Yu was angry and gestured back and forth with his fingers.
"Who are we, we are the Public Affairs Security Bureau, the whole of China, but anyone who is involved in supernatural events, we are the boss, that is, the law enforcers, all under our control, what hidden doors, strange doors, Xuanmen, iron doors, bronze doors, anti-theft doors, we have the final say, under the control of our Public Affairs Security Bureau, learn from him, what's wrong, what's wrong, I'll ask you what's wrong, this is to look up to him to give them face, don't have a face, then get him, destroy them all over the door, and defeat all cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods!"
"Chongxiao faction, right, the head of the family is called Xingzi, a total of apprentices, two of them are his own sons, and there are more than 40 people in the whole door.
Just click on the Taoist temple, a bulldozer will be bulldozed, there is a hole in the back mountain, blocking the exit of the south of the mountain, and an RPG bazooka will directly destroy them, he thinks they are Yanhuangfeng's disciples all over the world?
"Lao Tzu will not only rush to the secret of the Xiao faction, Nandou Mountain, Small World Star Cave, Great World Star Cave, Xiaokong Sect, Lian Mountain Ridge, Jifeng Wenzong, Jifeng Wuzong, Buddha's, Dao, Strange, Xuan, coincidentally, I will be all the secrets of the world's hidden doors, love to learn or not, timid, timid, just let Lao Tzu go, bold follow Lao Tzu to learn, learn to destroy all these hidden doors, embarrassed to shave a big bald head and Lao Tzu pretend to be a social person, a gang of coercion!"
Huang Haoran and Meng Yong were red-faced, and their hearts were beating wildly at the same time.
It's one thing for 10 million to suddenly fall from the sky and let you spend it casually, but it's another thing to suddenly drop 100 billion from the world.
In addition to this, there is a message that makes their hearts tremble.
That is the information of the Chongxiao faction, what is the name of the master, how many apprentices, which one is the son-in-law of the master, how many people are in a sect, where is the gym, how big, where is the retreat route, etc., etc., all of them are clear!
Chu Yu must be clear, if Huang Haoran has read the latest edition of the 2019 edition of "Slaying the Demon Urn", he will also be clear.
Without waiting for Huang Haoran to speak, the big bald heads below worked hard, and the sound of slapping the table came and went.
"Learn, we dare to learn when the instructor says!"
"That's right, we are the boss, if we don't accept it, we will destroy them!"
"The hidden door is a fart, they say that if it is a secret that is not passed on, it will not be a secret, who will give them the right not to pass it on?"
"Just listen to the instructor, learn, whoever doesn't learn is the grandson!"
Chu Yu smiled, pressed his hand, and then looked at Huang Haoran, smiling.
"Team Yellow, what do you think?"
"That's right!" Huang Haoran looked fierce: "Destroy them!"
Chu Yu: "... ”
I'm asking you whether you learn the secret of not learning and not passing on, who asks if you can't destroy people are full of people, and there is a hole in your brain, right?
Looking at everyone, Chu Yu said: "Okay, let me start remembering, write it down on paper, remember it in my head, after I finish learning, go back and teach it to other brothers, and be sure to ensure that everyone can master at least ten kinds of various sects within half a year... We must ensure that our Public Affairs Security Bureau will create a hundred secrets within half a year!"
After finishing speaking, Chu Yu picked up the cigarette case and pulled Huang Haoran to the balcony.
"I'm sorry, Team Yellow. Chu Yu laughed and handed Huang Haoran a cigarette: "From a legal point of view, that's right, they didn't apply to support property rights... ”
Without waiting for Chu Yu to finish speaking, Huang Haoran interrupted sincerely: "Chu Yu, I thank you, really, thank you so much." ”
Chu Yu's expression was strange.
Generally speaking, like Flame Snake or Dracula, including Yi Minjie's sudden words of "I thank you", are basically precursors to be anxious.
Huang Haoran continued: "You're right, what kind of stuff is not passed on, we don't learn these things to make a fortune, this is to deal with supernatural events, learn them, that is to look up to them!"
"No, no, no, I have to correct you. Chu Yu said seriously: "It's our own blind research, but we didn't steal from others, who told them that they don't have intellectual property rights." ”
"You're right!" Huang Haoran gritted his teeth and continued: "It's because I've been a good guy for a long time and even forgot what I did, what you said, that's right, we are the Public Affairs Security Bureau, the only special agency that deals with supernatural events, and the special agency with the highest authority. ”
Chu Yu talked silently.
If you really dare to cut them with a stick, do we still use such sneaky things?
Chu Yu gently patted Huang Haoran on the shoulder: "As long as you support me in the yellow team." ”
"Support, whoever doesn't support you is the grandson!" Huang Haoran said sincerely: "In the future, your Chu Yu's business will be my business, and we will be brothers!"
Chu Yu nodded, extinguished the cigarette butt, walked back to the podium again, and smiled slightly: "Now, teach you the second common formation technique, that is, the secret that the inner gate of Yanhuang Peak only teaches to the disciples of the Twelve Great Congresses, the first part of the Seven Star Fan Cage, poke... ”
With a "poof", Huang Haoran sat on the ground, dizzy.
Chu Yu tilted his head slightly and sighed in disappointment.
Hey, it's a poor kid who hasn't seen the world before.
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