Cao Cao invites you to join the Three Realms advertising group, do you agree?

"I'm grass, this group of nicknames is too weird! An advertising group, and it also uses the Three Realms as a prefix. ”

Wang Tianan looked at it with a smile on his face, and the strange group invitation on the mobile phone screen. Touch your finger to the screen to confirm your membership. Anyway, there is no rush to find a job, and it is good to learn the advertising methods of the ancients.

After entering the group, Wang Tianan began to rummage through the group files. After all, it is known as the Three Realms advertising group, and it is worth staying to find some interesting advertisements.

Jade Emperor: "Ladies and gentlemen, the availability rate of advertising in this group is too low. Everyone is trying to figure it out. If you look at the advertising group of the Fairy United Chamber of Commerce next door, the advertising availability rate is two hundred times that of ours. ”

Yue Lao: "Yes! In the Fairy United Chamber of Commerce, Wang Zhaojun, who bought bracelets, has robbed me of my business! Now couples don't buy my red rope!"

King Xu: "Yue Lao is right, Wang Zhaojun's fur business is about to collapse my fur business!"

Jiang Ziya: "We have a group of big men in our group who don't understand fashion. How to compete with the Fairy United Chamber of Commerce next door. ”

Zhuge Liang: "Who said that we men don't understand fashion, you look at the Iron Man in the group of European and American gods next door." Isn't he a man? How did he sell his iron pants all over the world!"

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"Hah...... Hah......!"

"Ahem...... Ahem......!"

Wang Tianan looked at the advertising videos in the group, and almost laughed and vomited blood!"What kind of garbage advertisements." ”

The clip shot in the advertisement is a classic clip, Zhuge Liang scolds Wang Lang to death.

As a result, after Wang Lang was scolded by Zhuge Liang and vomited blood to death and fell off the horse, Taishang Laojun came to Wang Lang in a cloud and fed Wang Lang a black pill.

"Sancao brand heart saving pills, big brands are trustworthy. Wang Lang, who had taken the pill, immediately jumped up from the ground and said seriously.

"Laojun, save me. After a short period of spirit, Wang Lang bled from all his knots. Wang Lang, who was stained with blood, wrapped his arms around Lao Jun and prayed.

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"Can consumers buy this garbage advertisement after watching it?" Wang Tianan said with disdainful expression.

Ou Yezi: "Eh, how can there be a mortal in our group?" ”

Cao Cao: "I heard that the Iron Man in the group of gods next door, Mud Tucker, uses the advertisement of mortals. I sold his iron pants all over the world, so I also pulled a mortal. ”

Sun Wukong: "Mortals are useless, Lao Sun's gold shop can't be opened!"

Tai Bai Xing: "Under the heavy reward, there will be brave men." I believe that this mortal is the Bill Gates of advertising. ”

Cao Cao: "Tai Bai Xing is right, he is the Bill Gates of advertising. Since I invited the people, I will come first. ”

Cao Cao: "Make a top-level promotional advertisement for my Sancao Pharmaceutical's heart-saving pill." Reward 1,000 taels of gold, 10,000 pieces of silk, two beauties, and a page of the Green Capsule Sutra. ”

"I'm grass, and I'm a beauty. Your sister, you have been dead for more than 1,700 years, and your corpse stinks! Wang Tianan looked at the message Cao Cao posted in the group and complained.

Cao Cao: "In order to prove that the bounty is real, I will first send a red envelope to prove it." ”

Cao Cao will send you a designated red envelope in the group. ”

Wang Tianan looked at the red envelope designated for him and clicked on it decisively, after all, there is a cheap bastard!

Han Xian Emperor Dragon Boots ×1

Han Xiandi yellow clay socks ×1

Rusty arrows × 10

"Your sister, what about playing with me? Can this also be sent?" Wang Tianan was speechless for a while, thinking that Cao Cao's red envelope had to be something like gold bars and treasures. Unexpectedly, it turned out to be the stinky shoes, stinky socks worn by Emperor Han Xian, and the rusty arrows piled up in the warehouse. "This must be the ghost of the rich second generation again. ”

With a half-believing attitude, Wang Tianan clicked on the red envelope sent by Zhuge Liang.

"Congratulations on obtaining a Bronze Bottle Fragment, which has been deposited in the Treasury. ”

"Bronze bottle fragments?"

Wang Tianan held a skeptical attitude and clicked on the settings. Sure enough, there is an extra treasure trove between the payment and the wallet in the settings.

Click on the treasure house, Emperor Han Xian's broken shoes and socks, old arrowheads, and bronze bottle fragments are all placed in an orderly manner in the grid.

"How to take it out!" Wang Tianan had just thought about how to take out the items in the treasure, and a box of a virtual treasure trove popped up in the void in front of him.

"I'm grass, is it so awesome?" Wang Tianan was frightened by the scene in front of him, and couldn't help but sigh.

"Buzz...... Buzz ......!"

In the void, the virtual treasure trove is constantly shaking.

"Decidely, take out the fragments of the bronze bottle!" said Wang Tianan, who clicked on the virtual treasure house.

"My grass, really!" Wang Tianan looked at a piece of bronze bottle the size of a fingernail lying quietly in the palm of his hand, and couldn't help but scold.

"Since it's true, then I'll take this job!" Wang Tianan looked at the fragments of the bronze bottle in his palm, and was even more sure that he wanted to take Cao Cao's heart-saving pill advertisement. Because, he also wants to make a surprise confession on the birthday of the girl he thinks about day and night, and it takes a lot of money.

Wang Tianan: "Prime Minister Cao, I took your advertisement! However, I need a few people to play it." ”

Cao Cao: "It's okay, you can pick my people." ”

Wang Tianan: "I want Zhuge Villager, Wang Situ." ”

Cao Cao: "Wang Situ, I'm fine, but Zhuge Villager is a bit tricky." ”

Wang Tianan: "If there is no Zhuge villager, then the advertisement will not be filmed!"

Cao Cao: "I agreed! Isn't it just a villager, how difficult it can be." ”

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"Buzz...... Buzz ......!"

The buzz of the mobile phone prompt woke up Wang Tianan, who was contemplating the advertising creative.

Xin Yang picked up the cheap knock-off machine at the bedside, only to see a prompt on the screen: Zhuge Liang and Wang Lang's summoning cards have been stored in the treasure house.

"But here, it's finally time to start work!" Xin Yang rubbed his hands excitedly.

"Come out! Zhuge Villager," Wang Tianan carefully took out the Zhuge Liang summoning card in the treasure house, put it on his fingertips, and threw it into the air. A middle-aged man holding a feather fan, wearing a scarf on his head, and a powerful aura appeared in front of Xin Yang.

"Are you Zhuge Villager?" Wang Tianan stared at Zhuge Liang in front of him curiously, and looked at him carefully.

"Don't call me a villager, call me Lord Zhuge or Uncle Wolong. Zhuge Liang pointed at Xin Yang with a feather fan in his hand and said with an arrogant face.

"Smack!"

"Lord Zhuge , what is it, what is Ge, my lord! A little stand-in, it's good if I didn't cut you off! I still pretend to be an uncle, and my mother is looking for death. Wang Tianan slapped Zhuge Liang on the back of the head, and the scarf on his head was knocked out four or five meters away, which shows how angry Xin Yang is.

"Just call me, Mr. Wolong. Zhuge Liang covered the back of his head that had been pumped by the palm of his hand, and hurriedly picked up the towel that flew to the ground.

"Smack!"

"What kind of dragon is lying down!" Wang Tianan slapped Zhuge Liang on the right side of his face. Zhuge Liang was swept out by this slap, rotated horizontally in the sky for 360 degrees, and fell hard in front of him. He pointed to Zhuge Liang who fell to the ground and said: "I hate it the most, you stand-ins who play big names!"

Since you are a director, you must first establish rules. It is not easy to control after the start-up, and the shooting progress is misunderstood.

"Do you know, how Liu Bei died?" Wang Tianan squatted in front of Zhuge Liang, with an evil smile on his face, and his hand gently slapped Zhuge Liang's face, looking like a ruffian.

"My lord, I died at the curse of the White Emperor. Zhuge Liang replied truthfully.

"Then you, do you know how you died?" Wang Tianan smiled ruffianly, making people feel chills down his spine.

"I'm sick and dead in Wuzhangyuan!" Zhuge Liang said with a bloodstained mouth.

"You didn't die of illness, you were cursed to death by Liu Bei. Wang Tianan said with an evil smile on the corner of his mouth.