Chapter 19 Report the Parents Who Don't Come Home at Night!
After some popular science by Old Man Chu, Xu Yan seemed to know a lot about martial arts cultivation.
However, it seems to be ...... I didn't really learn anything.
He asked Old Man Chu how he was going to start cultivating martial arts, and the answer was still that simple sentence, when will he learn to breathe at the same time with both nostrils, and then come to him.
When he got home, Xu Yan began to lock himself in his room and concentrate on cultivation...... How to breathe with both nostrils at the same time.
During this period, my parents called and asked me to cook noodles for dinner, and they didn't come back for dinner.
Xu Yan is a little strange, the textile factory has not worked overtime for a year or two, besides...... My father is the director of the workshop, and it is understandable that I am working overtime, and my mother is from the finance department.
Maybe there are leaders above to check, so the whole factory is working overtime!
However, when Xu Yan looked out the window, he found that several other uncles and aunts in the community who worked in the textile factory had come back on time.
Mom and Dad didn't work overtime?
Why don't you come back for dinner?
The two of them went out shopping alone for a big meal?
Am I still your own son?
When you go out to eat a big meal on the street, you actually leave your own son at home to eat instant noodles?
Ziyo!
While eating instant noodles, Xu Yan continued to ponder how to control his two nostrils.
Enlarge your nostrils!
Very simple!
With a slam of time, both nostrils inhale and exhale together......
It seems that it can be done.
But this is not achieved by changing the turbinates, according to the theory said by Old Man Chu, you must clearly perceive the existence of the turbinates, and then remove the obstruction of the turbinates to one of the nostrils.
In this way, it can be regarded as a kind of mastery of one's subconscious nerves.
After eating the noodles, I washed the dishes.
Xu Yan continued to study his breathing, and he concentrated almost all his mental power on his nose.
The two eyes are like cross-eyed, focusing on the tip of the pen, and I keep telling myself in my heart to feel the existence of the turbinate...... to control it......
However......
Where is it that simple.
Until eight or nine o'clock in the evening, Xu Yan still did not make any progress.
Mom and Dad's phone call, but it came again.
This time...... It's even more excessive.
didn't come back to sleep tonight, and told Xu Yan to lock the door before going to bed.
Yo yo yo!
It seems that Comrade Xu Hanmin and Ms. Zhang Wenji are old trees that have blossomed and rejuvenated their second spring!
This is a one-stop shop after work, shopping, dating, eating, watching movies, and opening a room!
As a mother and fetus, Xu Yan, who has been single until now, expressed strong condemnation in his heart for his parents' unserious behavior of showing affection.
That's right!
I can report it!
There is also the title of [Righteous Destruction of Relatives], and the positive energy can be half more!
Please report it. 】
pressed the [Report] button, and Xu Yan began his righteous extermination of relatives.
"I reported Xu Hanmin and Zhang Wenji that they were dating outside without permission and did not return home at night, leaving their minor children at home alone. ”
That's right, Xu Yan's birthday in the second half of the year, so he is still a few months away from turning eighteen years old, and he is a minor.
[Congratulations to the host!Report successfully!Gain 20 points of positive energy, and the title bonus of [Righteous Destruction of Relatives] rewards 10 points of positive energy, and gets the right to choose later.] 】
Hey?
A bit unexpectedly by Xu Yan, the report was really successful.
Looking at the follow-up choices, Xu Yan made a pig cry without pleasure, and the system was also ...... It's too bad!
What an option is this?
It's obviously a loss!
[Option 1: The host opens the window and jumps down, so that the irresponsible parents clearly know the accidental injuries that will be caused by leaving the child alone at home.] An additional 10 points of positive energy are awarded. 】
[Option 2: The host turns on the gas and lights a fire in the house for 10 minutes.] Let irresponsible parents know the property damage that can result from leaving their bear children alone at home. An additional 5 points of positive energy are awarded. 】
[Option three, the host prints a missing person notice for the parents' photos and starts pasting them on all the telephone poles in the city.] The whole city is looking for such irresponsible parents. Bonus positive energy is 1 point per pole, up to a maximum of 5 points. 】
[Option four, the host holds a loudspeaker and shouts in the city's major hotels and communities, looking for his parents. After successfully finding your parents, you will be rewarded with an additional 20 positive energy points. 】
[Option five, the host calls the police, saying that his parents are lost.] Ask the police to help find the "irresponsible" parents. After successfully finding your parents, you will be rewarded with an additional 10 positive energy points. 】
[Option six, the host takes good care of himself at home, locks the doors and windows, and does not take a step out of the house after ten o'clock, and is a good baby who listens to his parents. An additional 10 points of positive energy are awarded. 】
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These six options, Xu Yan really laughed more and more angrily.
Not to mention the strange content of each option, the additional rewards are pitifully small, and the most one is only 20 points.
It's only 5 o'clock when you blow up your home, you say...... How do you choose?
Of course, it is impossible for Xu Yan to make such a big move in order to find his parents like other options.
The reward is only a maximum of 20 points, which really makes people so unmotivated to find their mother!
Therefore, fortunately, Xu Yan didn't do anything, locked Xu Yan's doors and windows according to option six, and sat quietly cross-legged on his bed.
"I'd better be an obedient baby with peace of mind......!
After all, even if you fail ninety-nine times, you have to try again to make up a whole number.
Closing his eyes, Xu Yan's spirit, between high tension and relaxation, was like a tense cowhide band, like this...... Tighten and let go, pull and let go......
Suddenly, when Xu Yandu was about to fall asleep, he felt a little strange.
"I feel ......"
"At that moment, I felt something in my nose. ”
"It's not a foreign object! it's my own turbinate, halfway between the two nostrils. ”
"It's true! I feel it......"
Xu Yan was a little excited, and wanted to immediately recreate the feeling just now, but it was fleeting.
"It doesn't matter. Since I can feel it once, it's a good start, and many things are only 0 times and countless times...... I can definitely feel the need for turbinates again. ”
Closing his eyes, throughout the night, Xu Yan constantly ordered his brain to sense the existence of the turbinate and balance the breathing of the two nostrils......
Day 2!
When it was dawning that day, Xu Yan suddenly woke up.
When did you fall asleep yesterday?
I don't seem to remember.
However, Xu Yan clearly remembered that when he seemed to be asleep last night, he felt the existence of turbinates three or four times.
This......
What the hell is going on?
Could it be that when people are about to fall asleep, it is easier to feel the subconscious and take over the subconscious?
Right!
That's right!
It must be like this.
When you are sleepy, it is also a time when your brain needs to rest.
The subconscious mind is also an important manifestation of the brain, so between sleepiness and non-sleep, the brain's control of the subconscious mind is relaxed, which makes it easier for itself to find opportunities to break through......
"No wonder, what are many legends...... Break through between sleep, or wake up and become a peerless master. Dare to be affectionate, all of them are asleep while their brains are asleep!"
Xu Yan deduced this point, and his divergent thinking associated another similar situation.
Similar to the "sleep-like" situation, or more mysterious and eye-catching, there is also a situation, that is, "near-death state".
According to many true accounts around the world, there are many incredible and shocking events that occur in a "near-death state".
Some people suddenly become extremely powerful, as if the dying desire to survive has stimulated the body's instincts.
Some people are able to see "heaven" when they are dying, and see their lives replaying in front of them like a movie.
Some people are in a near-death state, completely losing control of their bodies, and they can't do anything when they're awake.
In a word......
The near-death state, Xu Yan thinks, should be equivalent to forcing the brain into a desperate situation, maybe...... Is it possible to force it to relinquish all control?
This is a very innovative angle!
But how do you get into a near-death state?
Xu Yan is a little distressed now, is it possible...... Do you want to deliberately go to death yourself?
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