Chapter 1213: A Few Jokes

Li Jianguo has always kept in mind the reporting principle emphasized by his son, to say things, jokes to tell, and to say them together, serious and lively!

"I used to tell him some mythological stories, and the Cowherd and Weaver Girl also told me, and then I couldn't tell a little bit, because I felt that the Cowherd seemed to be a hooligan in order to get a wife, watching people take a bath and hide their clothes,......"

The laughter diluted some of the depression about foreign affairs just now.

Li Jianguo breathed a sigh of relief, he was originally quite good at telling jokes, but sometimes it is really difficult to say, the chief is used to seeing ordinary people, you have not done a good job, and you have to consider your health, I hold back so hard.

"Also, in that story, it is said that the Cowherd and Weaver Girl see each other once a year, and I thought to myself, doesn't that mean that there is a day in heaven and a year on the earth? It shows that people still see each other every day, just like ordinary people, working during the day and going home together at night, what is there to sympathize with? At most, these two people don't have weekends!"

Li Jianguo himself laughed, and then shook his head: "I am also a person who likes to think wildly. ”

"What you say is true, the logic is very right!" Comrade Xixian said with a smile, "This kind of thinking is necessary!"

"In this way, knitting sweaters really didn't originate in my country? Eh, will such propaganda become an international joke?" Wang Zhen said with a smile.

"How can we be a joke, it's all well documented, and besides, which country doesn't have a joke......" Li Jianguo disagreed.

"Oh?

"Then I'll talk about a local chicken!"

"Native chicken?"

"It's just the earth, and this is what you read quickly... It seems that most of them are descendants of the Turks. ”

"Oh..."

"I don't know if it's true......" Li Jianguo didn't have this content in his reading anyway.

The so-called joke in "It's okay to say ,......" thirty years later may be buried in a big event.

Li Jianguo thought for a while: "This Tu Erqi participated in the war during the Korean War, and then mistakenly recognized the South Korean army as our army, and in order to show his bravery, he directly scrapped the two South Korean divisions at the cost of more than half of his own casualties,... Is there such a thing?"

"It seems to be. ”

"Yes!"

Li Jianguo breathed a sigh of relief: "There is also the Turkish-Cypriot War in the seventies, when the Turkish and Cypriot naval forces attacked Cyprus together, and the Turkish Air Force regarded the Turkish Navy as the Greek Navy to assist Cyprus..... The local chicken won miserably...."

Wang Zhen put the hair needle down, and he was so happy that he leaned forward and closed back.

There was a lot of laughter in the room, and even Wang Qing, who was trying to pretend to be expressionless, couldn't help but sneer, she had been standing for a long time, listening to terrible things.

In fact, Li Jianguo still held back half of it and didn't say anything, the local chicken often mistook the national flag, and later mistook the flags of France, the Netherlands and Russia, and then accidentally injured several times, of course, this can't be mentioned, the amount of information is too much.

"What about us?"

"We.... Ah, several..... For example, the national treasure we sent out for exhibition was deliberately damaged by others, and we didn't pay for it, and we suffered a dumb loss, and it happened again and again,......"

Li Jianguo half-raised his finger and pressed it, and glanced at Wang Qing lightly.

Smack!

A soft sound interrupted Li Jianguo's words.

Everyone saw that Wang Qingzheng was squatting down to pick up a pen.

Someone nodded: "Xiao Wang, you go out." ”

"Yes!"

Wang Qing picked up the pen and turned around and went out.

Ji Pengfei followed, took the thing in Wang Qing's hand, and closed the door.

"Why do others think this is a joke, because there is a saying that for a country, the national treasure is a symbol of the national fortune, and to damage the national treasure is to hurt the national fortune, and to take it out does not win face, but to lose face......

"So I don't think there's any more ...... about transporting the country to someone else," Li Jianguo withdrew his gaze from the door and said lightly.

Jokes about one's own country are not something that can be told casually, and not everyone is qualified to listen to them, and the same is true for national fortunes or something.

Wang Qing was so unstable just now, maybe he also deliberately interrupted, otherwise the person who could be sent to his side, how could he not even hold a pen firmly?

Everyone is breathing unevenly, and it is difficult to calm down.

"Don't send it in the future!"

Chen went to cough and muttered, National Fortune.... Of course, there is such a thing as national fortune, not to mention it on the surface, but it is clear in the heart.

"Yes, this kind of thing hurts the fortune of the country, this is not superstition, the word luck covers many variables, among which the most important thing is a spirit, a kind of qi. When we say we stand up, we can't have any more time to kneel. ”

Li Jianguo looked directly at everyone: "Serve foreigners like uncles, there is a difference between inside and outside, and the outside is higher than the inside, this is very hurtful, what is the heart of the people, the heart of the people is actually what supports the national movement, like there is a city, the case of the people being stolen is basically unsolved, and the little devil tourist loses a bicycle, and the whole city rummages through the ,......"

"Found it?"

"Found it, soon!"

Li Jianguo slammed his fingers on the table, "But this is also hurting the fortunes of the country! There are endless troubles in the future, one thing is enough to ruin the efforts of many people who don't know how many years, no matter how loud our slogan is, it can't compare to the counter-effect of this!"

"I'm not saying that foreigners shouldn't look for things they lose, but this kind of servility that is different from the inside and outside, high from the outside and low from the inside, will erode our ...... like a virus"

"Jianguo, don't get excited, speak slowly. You're talking about this bike... Which place is it?" Ji Pengfei persuaded gently.

"I don't know, the book has become a star,......" Li Jianguo compared a two, "two-word city, a lot, I..."

"In the book... When?"

"It doesn't matter when it's gone, it's still happening everywhere!"

Li Jianguo was not angry, his chest rose and fell, and his brows were furrowed, "What I want to say is not a bicycle, but that this kind of differential treatment is terrible! We have sacrificed so much, and what we have established is definitely not that kind of country!"

Tap your chest: "Not mine!"

The finger slashed quickly in the air in front of him, as if tearing something: "It's not yours either!"

"Okay, Jianguo, you calm down, you will adjust now. ”

Wang Zhen narrowed his eyes and looked left and right, "He is right, fight with one punch, lest a hundred punches come, we will be finished without such spirit." ”

Everyone nodded, in fact, they had heard of this kind of thing, and they must not be comfortable in their hearts, but I don't know why, Li Jianguo was so angry on the spot, and the effect was so strong.

"This kind of thing is ...... the national fortune," Ji Pengfei said vaguely.

"I'm in Xiangjiang, people there are very superstitious, fortune-telling, touching bones, looking at palmistry, paying attention to one life, two luck, three feng shui, four yin gong and five reading..."

Li Jianguo leaned over and propped his elbows on the table, "I'll ask him, how do you say this, is it superstitious......

Everyone looked at Li Jianguo with serious expressions.

"He said that this statement is the interaction between people and society, life is the initial environment, whether you were born in a war-torn country in a peaceful era, or a peaceful country in a war-torn era, a wealthy family in a war-torn country, or a small family in a peaceful country, luck is a change in a collective effort, feng shui is to deal with changes in the times, yin gong is to do things, and reading is cognition...."

"It's all about the interaction of people and society. ”

"Yes, it's all interaction, it's influencing each other. So, why do we sometimes win, sometimes we lose, sometimes we win, and sometimes we turn out like we lose?"

Li Jianguo looked at everyone, "Because someone drops the chain, they don't fight for anger and sabotage, every point is harmful to the country's fortune!"

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