Chapter 1383: This Is Too Bad Luck!

"The eye of a Confucian sage, the pregnant gaze...... I've only seen it in records related to Confucianism, and I didn't expect it to be so powerful. The Seven Cultivation Holy Monarch looked desperate.

It is simply anti-human for a big man to experience the feeling of being pregnant.

What kind of mind did the Confucian sages have in mind to develop such a tragic spell?

The stomach hurt and couldn't stand it, so the Seven Cultivation Saints took out their mobile phones and opened the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'. Let's see if I can find a Taoist friend in the group to comfort me.

At the beginning of the dozen, he found that the group was also wailing, and the entire group members, except for those in retreat and in special secret realms, were pregnant.

"Seniors, even the little fruit of our temple is pregnant, it's cruel - three days. Senior Brother Sanri spoke with Master Tongxuan's account.

"When I was pregnant, I had an unsteady grip on the steering wheel and hit someone, and I ran over a queue of people...... Fortunately, I drove in my own sect, and it was my own people. The scene of the car accident is now being processed. Luckily, no one died. The Six Fairies of the East made a [desperate] expression.

Da Luo taught Yuyue Zhenjun: "It hurts, but the experience of pregnancy is great." [Saliva Expression] Especially the scene of the collective pregnancy of my Da Luo Sect's senior brothers and junior brothers, it is simply amazing. I really want to invite the 'Ba Confucian Xuan Demon' to teach the Fa in our Daluo Sect next time. ”

"Damn, Senior Bai is still in retreat. I really want to see Shiro-senpai pregnant. "I'm the little white crane on the edge of the sky.

Henghuo is so tired and wants to retire: "Confucianism is taking the opportunity to organize a lecture on 'governing filial piety', which can barely be regarded as a gain." After all, the 'pregnant gaze' was originally intended to be in conjunction with the 'Governing Teachings'. But the feeling of being pregnant is truly anti-human. [Desperate look at the sky]. ”

Lychee Fairy: "I want to know more, what happened to the pharmacist and Ziyan? ”

"Mother Lychee, don't laugh at others. Did you take a selfie when you're pregnant, you must have taken a beautiful pregnancy photo with your personality, right? "The four waves of the mad sword.

Lychee Fairy: "Is Ah Qi Daoyou still in Sanlang's house, destroy Sanlang~"

"Just finished chopping, rest for a while. Su Shi Ah Qi said coolly: "Anyway, I seemed to remember my 'forgotten' junior for a moment just now. Vaguely remember that it should be Su Shi's more than a dozen?"

"Hehe, Ah Qi, this weak scumbag, died of pain after pregnancy, and he didn't recover for a long time. Like me, even if I'm pregnant, I can be alive and kicking. If it weren't for my loss, while I was pregnant, I would teach Ah Qi to be a man in minutes. The three waves of the mad knife said proudly.

Huang Shan was so tired that he wanted to retire: "Can you not mention the pregnancy? ”

Dongfang Jingxue: "Senior Huangshan, how do you look pregnant, are you handsome? I have been learning to compose songs recently, and I am going to compose a 'Huangshan Pregnancy Song' for you." ”

Huang Shan is so tired and wants to retire: "......"

Return everyone's quiet, bookish Oriental Jingxue Fairy from before!

After reading the chat records in the group, the Seven Cultivation Saints felt a lot more comfortable in their hearts.

When he found out that everyone was pregnant, in pain, and desperate, his heart suddenly balanced.

The human psyche is sometimes so wonderful.

"Seven repairs. At this time, the six cultivation fairies on the side suddenly said gently.

Seven Cultivation Saints: "Well, I'm here." ”

"Shall we not have children in the future? Pregnancy is too painful. Or, in a few hundred years, when my psychological shadow is a little smaller, we will have another child?" said the Sixth Cultivation Fairy with tears in her eyes.

The Seven Cultivation Saint Monarch immediately said gently: "Of course there is no problem, my generation of cultivators, the longevity is long, and the goal is directly aimed at the realm of immortality." Kids or something, not needed. If you really want to have children, we can take in a few lovely disciples. ”

The Six Cultivation Fairy laughed happily.

The Seven Cultivation Saints turned their heads and looked up at the sky.

Why don't you hold a discussion meeting in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group', and the topic will be: On the 10,000 ways to kill Song Xuan's demons?

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Stone square

In an instant, all the demon monks gathered together and shrank ten meters away from Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang, Su Shi's Ah Sixteen, and Yu Rouzi were isolated to the side.

"Well, it was an accident when I was talking about the Fa. Actually, my eyes don't have that function, trust me. If you don't believe me, you really won't get pregnant. Song Shuhang explained.

On the other side, all the monks and demons shook their heads frantically, everyone lowered their heads, and no one dared to look at Song Shuhang.

Song Shuhang: "......"

The demons in front of people and the teachings of the demons are destined to become the black history that cannot be erased in his life.

Does he have to go back to the 'Heavenly Dao Little Black House' to live in for a few more years, so that the world can completely forget about him before he comes out?

Time passed little by little.

In a door in the center of the square, new members enter from time to time.

These members also came from all over the world, from all cultivation systems.

When the newcomers entered, they saw two camps in the square at a glance. On one side are the Taoist friends who gather together, and on the other side are young people with a man and two women.

Strange, are these men and women very powerful?

The new members looked at Song Shuhang curiously...... Then, the holy name of 'Tyrant Xuan Demon' floated in their hearts.

"Overlord...... The newcomers subconsciously reached out to hug their stomachs, and their voices trembled.

Obviously, the newcomers who came in later had all heard the 'Xuan Demon Teachings', and were hit by the strange light of the eyes of Confucian sages, and they were pregnant on the spot.

So, these newcomers lowered their heads and quietly got into the crowd, their eyes drooping to the ground, not daring to look at Song Shuhang.

On average, every minute or two, 'Ba...... The title of 'Baru' will ring once.

Song Shuhang is very busy.

An hour later.

For Song Shuhang, this hour is longer than a day.

In the middle of the square, the door finally closed.

Then, a loud bell rang.

In the middle of the square, the altar began to collapse downward.

In the center of the collapsed altar, a huge passage was revealed.

"It's out, the path of trials. The tiger demon said happily.

Once the trial path is opened, they can go in. They will be able to avoid the tyrannical demons!

Staying in the same square with the Baru Xuanmo and breathing the same air as him, they are under a lot of psychological pressure.

A glance at a demon can make someone else pregnant, so maybe the breath he breathes can make people pregnant?

So, from the beginning to the end, the tiger demon was holding his breath. I really can't hold it back, so I will breathe for a while.

After the [Trial Road] opened, the members in the square hurriedly stood up and walked towards the passage.

However, all the members of the square did not rush forward in a hurry, but lined up and entered the passage.

At the foreground is a white-robed monk.

He stood in front of the passage, took a deep breath, clasped his hands together, and then bent down to take off his shoes and put them away. He then stepped barefoot into the passage.

Behind the monk was a green-clad elf. It's the kind of spiky-eared elf in Western fantasy movies...... Their body is a special plant cultivation formation.

The green-clothed elf also took off his shoes, revealing his small white feet, and stepped into the passage with a determined face.

Just as the elf in green was about to step into the passage, a figure suddenly stepped out of the void.

The figure, draped in a sheet, showed only its head.

"It's finally here, the path of trials. It only opens once in a hundred years, and this is a good place for me to do business. The corners of the figure's mouth went up.

The green-clad elf frowned slightly, and uttered a string of exotic languages to the man wrapped in the sheets.

"Little girl, don't be afraid. I didn't mean to cut the line. I'm just a businessman, and I'm here to do business. You're going to enter the path of trials, right, I have a 'skin cream' here, and you'll be able to use it when you're done with the 'path of trials'. It heals the wounds on your feet and removes dead skin from them. Even if it is an 'unhealable wound' that I received during the trial, I can wipe it away by applying this skin care ointment. Little girl, your little feet are so cute, obviously you are also taking care of them. Wouldn't it be a pity if such a beautiful foot was injured on the 'Path of Trials' and left indelible scars?" smiled the man wrapped in the sheet.

The elf in green raised his eyebrows: "It turned out to be you, I heard my mother mention you, a man wrapped in a sheet who specializes in selling products to people on the road of trials." Although the product works well, it will affect the effect of our trial path. If you really want to sell it, sell it to me after the Path of Trials is over!"

"Little girl, buying and selling also pay attention to a fateful word. If you miss it, you won't have another chance. The man wrapped in the sheet said incomprehensibly.

Then, he set his eyes on the monks and demons behind him: "You can tell me to 'sell anything', and if you have anything you want to buy before entering the path of trial, you can come to me and buy it." Affordable, 100-year-old reputation. ”

"You can sell anything, how did you come here?" Song Shuhang exclaimed.

Anything can be sold stiffly turned his head and saw Song Shuhang.

Ma's, bad luck, I met this broom star again.

The big guy who can sell anything rolls up the sheets, gets into the 'channel', and disappears.

Song Shuhang: "......"

Yu Rouzi: "You can sell anything, your predecessors are hiding from you, Song seniors." ”

Everyone in the square looked at Song Shuhang even more frightened.

This big guy who can sell anything, and at first glance is unfathomable, he was also scared away by the Tyranny Demon. Pregnant eyes, can't even a big guy with this strength who can sell anything?

As a result, the people in the square sped up their speed to enter the passage.

Song Shuhang, Su Shi A Sixteen, and Yu Rouzi were the last.

"Let's go in too. "Su Shi's Sixteen Dao.

She bent down and took off her shoes and socks on her feet, revealing her delicate jade feet, petite and cute.

Yu Yuko also crouched down and unbuckled her boots, her toes slender and flexible, commensurate with her long legs.