Ignoring the coaxing of everyone in the comment area, Chu Bai casually selected a new piece of stationery from a pile of stationery, "Well, let's see what this fan has to say." Hmm, Teacher Chu Bai, I like you so much, I've liked you for ten years!Hmm, can you please tell Yuan Jiayu old ......" As soon as he said this, Chu Bai directly crumpled the letter paper, as if he had read the letter at all, and simply threw away the card neatly.

Changed into a warm smile and looked at the camera again: "Hehe, okay, let's not talk about these useless things, let's get to the main topic today!"

"Shh

"Shh

The comment section is rolling wildly!

"It's so shameless!haha!"

"Boss, what's your bottom line!

"Sassy or yours!"

……

Some of Park Tianxing's fans still spare no effort to question Chu Bai's show, and abuse him a lot.

"Get out of Huaxia!"

"Trash!"

"It's definitely a show! I don't believe you're out of script!"

……

Chu Bai suddenly looked at the sky, and said with emotion on his face: "I really can't help it, things have developed to this point today, and it is also beyond my expectations, what happened on the Internet today must have been known to you, since this is the case, I will tell you a secret." ”

When everyone heard this, they were immediately shocked.

Everyone knows what Chu Bai refers to when he mentions this, which is the questioning incident led by Zhang Dada, Park Tianxing and his brain-dead fans.

But didn't you just say that?

Could it be that there is something that can't be reversed in this matter?

With Chu Bai's opening, those brainless fans of Park Tianxing were like jackals who smelled blood, and they went out one after another and shouted in the comment area.

Then, I saw Chu Bai Zhengse and said, "Congratulations, you guessed right!"

"Huh?"

"What do you mean by that?"

"You really haven't taken it off?"

"But no, didn't you just see nothing? Not to mention the teleprompter, didn't you see even the manuscript!"

saw Chu Bai pointing to the empty area in front of him to the camera, and he drew a rectangular podium with his hand in a lively way, and said seriously: "Actually, you watched my live broadcast through the Internet, so I don't know, in fact, it is here in front of me, yes, it is where I compared."

There's a desk with all the drafts of my show on it, well, a bunch of more than the fan letters I just picked up.

I saw some audience friends asking in the comment area: Where is the stage, why can't we see it???

Well, in fact, I can't blame you, it's the technology of the whale platform that is too powerful, I have a friend, you all know, his name is Xu Muping.

People are bad whale bosses, and there are no talents under them, and the internal arrangement is light. ”

Xu Muping, who was watching Chu Bai's live broadcast backstage, found that he was named, and he suddenly looked confused.

What happened?

How I don't know anything!

Brother, can we stop playing routines, I'm really a little afraid of being named by you in public!

I heard Chu Bai continue: "Everyone who plays Weite knows that the two of us often play together, and with this relationship, he must take care of me." As soon as I heard that I was going to broadcast live, no, I immediately arranged a wave internally. So I asked the computer experts in the company to do the post-processing for me. ”

Saying that, Chu Bai pointed to the camera and said: "This is also why the audience in front of the screen, friends, you can't see the platform in front of me at all, it's because it was P, yes, this table was erased frame by frame, and what you see now is not a live broadcast at all, it is also this master brother who used his computer technology to play the video I recorded to you in the form of a live broadcast! Really, there is no shortage of talents in Huaxia, really!"

P off?

How is the live broadcast!

Still recording and going live streaming?

Is there such a technique?!

Many viewers looked as confused as Xu Muping.

A bit informative...... Damn, it's so big!!

Until someone in the comment area explained: "Haven't you understood it yet? Chu Bai is just mocking those guys who question whether he has taken off the script! He has already explained just now, but there are still some brainless fans who don't believe in the sense of existence in the comment area, so Chu Bai just provides them with a stage, but those stupid people still think that there is really a stage, and they are still shouting for victory! HHH, laugh at me. ”

Only then did everyone understand what it meant, and they all laughed, "Hahaha!"

Chu Bai suddenly said to the camera seriously: "Everyone can see this platform, right?"

Countless viewers who supported him were all playful: "Yes!"

"Poof! That's right!"

"I see, there's a platform!

Countless viewers followed suit, and they all died of happiness!

Xu Muping also understood at this time, and laughed, and the whale platform staff around him were also amused.

, Chu Bai's god is awesome!

This is clearly self-deprecating irony!

This kind of joke is not easy to deal with on the talk show Rick, but what people didn't expect to be was that they played so much more than Chu Bai!

Thinking about it carefully, on the surface, it seems that Chu Bai does not seem to have any counterattack in the face of these doubts, but seems to admit it.

But actually.

It is this form of irony that comes with more strength and joy!

There's a table that has been dropped by P?

This part is obviously nonsense!

How can anyone really believe this kind of deception.

So this kind of metaphorical irony is actually scolding the fans who are helping the stick for having no common sense!

For a while, everyone who watched the live broadcast online was crazy!

"Hey, hey, Boss Chu is awesome!"

"I'm laughing to death, what Boss Chu said is so good!"

"Don't say it, those brainless fans really believe it, this Nima's IQ is infinitely close to zero, hahaha!"

"Teacher Chu Bai really lost his temper! In front of so many brainless fans, he not only scolded them for being mentally retarded, but also scolded their idols for being mentally retarded! domineering !!"

"I'm mighty!"

"Praise Teacher Chubai!"

"Hahaha! Look, you deserve to be scolded!"

……

Seeing Chu Bai personally go down to clean up those who questioned him, everyone was also happy to see it!

However, just when everyone thought that the matter had progressed to this point, it would be over, but the next moment, they realized that they were really a young and ignorant younger brother in front of Chu Bai!

Chu Bai stared at the camera, still looking serious, and said: "To be honest, that Zhang Moumou and a certain Korean friend who questioned me on Weite, you guessed right, the moment you guessed, do you know how shocked I was in my heart?"

"Hahahaha!"

"Park Tianxing is a fool!"

Although Zhang Dada was the first to question Chu Bai at the beginning, after being questioned by the majority of netizens, he claimed that he had drunk too much wine one step earlier than Park Tianxing.

is also like this, many netizens have already pointed their guns at the plastic surgery man in the cold country - Park Tianxing.

Chu Bai looked at the comments and immediately interrupted: "Don't be so irritable, don't scold, in fact, if you have anything to say, it's okay to say it, after all, it is understandable that it is a contradiction caused by cultural concepts and regional differences." ”

The people watching the live broadcast all smiled when they heard this, "Huh?"

Xu Muping wiped his chin and was very puzzled, "Why is the boss talking to the stick?"

Many people can't understand what Chu Bai means.

No, brother, at this time, we shouldn't be angry and make money, this is not your style!

Even those fans of Park Tianxing were confused.

What is the rhythm now?

Reconciliation?

Oh, we don't!

Apologize to our family Park Tianxing!

Chu Bai was very unexpectedly atmospheric, and said earnestly: "Seeing you scolding Teacher Park Tianxing, I am actually very helpless, everyone has their own shining point, I want to ask, have you ever heard his songs, have you watched his TV series, do you know what kind of person he is?"

Everyone looked at each other and was speechless.

To be honest, a large part of them really haven't seen Park Tianxing's works, and they didn't even know this person before, anyway, since Bang Ziguo said that all kinds of traditional Chinese culture are from their Han country, they hate these people very much.

There was a whale employee next to Xu Muping, with admiration on his face:

"Teacher Chu Bai is very personable! What is the atmosphere! Being questioned so much, he can still speak for the stick so objectively! If you want me, I will never be able to do it!"

Then I listened to Chu Bai's righteous words and said in a fair and objective manner: "So I believe that when you watch his TV series, listen to his heart, and have a deep understanding of him as well as me, you will definitely have an idea -, what kind of thing is this!"

The whale employee who was still admiring Chu Bai's atmosphere was stunned for a moment, and then I burst into laughter by covering my stomach, "Hahahaha! I! I! Teacher Chu Bai is awesome! I'm laughing to death!"

The rest of the audience was also stunned for a second!

Immediately, there was a bang-

The laughter exploded in an instant!

Chu Bai didn't seem to notice the "666" in the comment area, and continued: "Speaking of the people of the Han Country, you don't know, I actually envy them. Do you know why? Before talking about this, let me mention one thing first, that is, our country's cross talk actors have to memorize one thing since they were young-called the name of the dish, this thing must have been heard of, it is used to practice the mouth, and there are a total of 108 dishes in it.

I have a friend surnamed Guo, who is a cross talk actor, I have been carrying this since I was a child, and I have a headache when I mention this, you think about 108 dishes, and when it comes to it, it is a full banquet of the Manchu and Han Dynasty, tsk. ”

The barrage rolls wildly in an instant!

"Here's one!"

"Yes, here's one!"

"Here's one!"

Even some of Park Tianxing's fans were under the influence of Chu Bai's fans, and they swiped gifts to try to get Chu Bai to come to a paragraph, so as to see him make jokes!

In the background, Xu Muping was stunned and reported the name of the dish?

The rest of the platform also didn't know if Chu Bai could do it, he couldn't do it without some skills, and they all suddenly became nervous, don't have any broadcast accidents.

Chu Bai saw the gifts that everyone brushed up, and smiled, "Okay, I'll give you a short run, well, I'll invite everyone to eat...... Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck ......"

I don't know if it was intentional, Chu Bai began to speak very slowly, but the more he spoke, the faster he spoke, like a machine gun shooting, there was almost no pause in the back, "Roast chicks, roast goose, boiled salted duck sauce chicken bacon, pine flower small belly, dried meat sausage, assorted Supan smoked chicken, white belly, steamed eight-treasure pig, Jiang rice stuffed duck, canned pheasant, canned quail, marinated assorted marinated goose and shrimp...... Wait, wait, wait!"

This set, although there is no laughing, is very shocking.

Who is Chubai?

An actor!

But this is even more neat than what many domestic cross talk actors say!

Is this Nima really just an actor? Not a cross talk actor?!

It was such a small episode that attracted the shock of countless people.

Countless gifts are back in the works.

After briefly revealing his hand, Chu Bai continued to laugh and said: "Everyone is tired and panicked when they hear it, right? My friend spit out bitterness with me at that time, he would rather eat 108 dishes than memorize 108 dishes, so ah, he told me that he was particularly envious of his peers in the cold country, and told me how good it would be if he had a big stick, the point is not big, and I heard that it is not big, mainly because they are very easy to memorize." ”

Chu Bai cleared his throat and said, "I'll invite you to eat...... Kimchi Smecta Kimchi Smecta Kimchi Smecta Kimchi Smecta ...... and Kimchi Smecta !"

"Hahaha!"

"It's so funny!"

"yes, they only have kimchi! I really don't know what else?"

The audience burst into laughter again!

"When it comes to cold food, I think it's necessary for me to popularize a knowledge to everyone. Seeing the crazy scrolling comment area, Chu Bai said: "It's really not a joke, it's a knowledge." ”

Everyone quieted down and listened, including those fans of Park Tianxing.

Some wink, some curious, some sneered and knowledge they didn't know?

Chu Bai said seriously: "Actually, I really don't understand why people in that country like to eat kimchi so much, of course I also like to eat it, right, it's sour, sweet and spicy, well, the most important thing is cheap, to make it clear, we can afford to eat pickles, and kimchi is no problem."

It's such a thing, people in the cold country just can't leave for a while, no matter what they eat, they will come to electric kimchi.

But I'm here to advise everyone, if you can avoid eating kimchi, try not to eat it, really, pickled foods are carcinogenic!"

Carcinogenic?

Everyone was stunned, but nodded.

Indeed, there is a scientific basis for this!

Of course, everyone thought that Chu Bai was really popularizing knowledge, and he looked much more serious when he listened.

However, Chu Bai quickly said: "So speaking of which, everyone should understand why when we were watching the cold drama, the male and female protagonists had just been together...... It won't be long before a person gets terminally ill!"

"Ahh

The audience was stunned for a moment, and the next second, they burst into laughter!

"Damn, it's not the plot that dares to love dogs?

For a while, the entire comment area was full of "Kimchi 666"!