Chapter 90: That's Your Stepmother
"You're not dancing G**, it's not ......"
has always spoken of amazing summer, and as soon as he arrived in Paradise Village, he showed his talent again, in a word, the audience was shocked.
Ah Wolf's face changed greatly, and he secretly said that the fifth young master should be cool.
Summer didn't notice (you see this strange) After he saw himself finish speaking, the guy who was dressed as Jackson and didn't know the men and women stared at him, and seemed to be a little unconvinced, so he raised a finger like a judge, and commented: "I see that you don't seem to be convinced, then I will point out your shortcomings for you, first, your dress is unqualified in the first place, I am a senior MJ fan, so I will give you a bad review of your dress." ”
In fact, what kind of MJ fan is in the summer, he has watched a few videos of MJ, but since this will be pretending to be B, then it must be pretended to be clear.
"Second. ”
Seeing that the man didn't speak, Summer continued to comment: "Your dance is not good, what is the essence of MJ's dance......?
Summer learned Michael Jackson's crotch cover and said, "You have to imagine yourself from F1 to F22, the keyboard is not enough, the bigger the better, but I see you just cowered, like F1 to F1.5, little earthworm?"
As soon as Xia Xia finished saying this, the audience was shocked, and they gasped, and the wolf was even darker, looking at Summer's back and praying silently there, he could leave a whole corpse when he died.
Summer didn't notice any of this (selective deafness and blindness) He saw that the other party in his pretended B didn't dare to speak, so he became more confident and raised three fingers: "Third, your singing voice is not right, that Gass barrier, it should be clamped to death, clamped to death." “
"Is there a difference?"
In the summer, when he didn't finish speaking, he heard the man dressed in a Jackson costume speak, and he was stunned and said secretly: "Oh, the voice is quite good." ”
"If you don't go to the voice, it's really condescending to be a judge. ”
The man said one more word, and walked towards the summer.
"What are you going to do?" Xia frowned, but he didn't intimidate, because this was in his house, so no one should dare to ......
This idea is not finished, and he was directly slapped by the man and locked his neck, and Xia was stunned and then resisted: "You let go of me, what are you doing, lock me and roar, Uncle Wolf help......"
But no matter how Summer shouted, Ah Wolf, including the surrounding clansmen, didn't dare to move, and watched quietly one by one.
Then in the summer, he was pressed to the ground by a man and a man, and then the back of his head was hit by a huge shocking attack one after another, which made him scream in pain, tears and snot, and threatened: "Boy, you're finished, I'm the heir of the Forbes Rocky family, my father is the patriarch of the Forbes Rocky family, if you dare to hit me, you will abolish ......"
Bang.
Before he finished speaking, he received a solid blow on his skull, and he gasped in pain, and wanted to threaten, only to hear the man who pressed on him say: "Little rabbit cub, are you floating or Lao Tzu can't hold the knife, Lao Tzu is your Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu beats you to see who dares to move Lao Tzu." ”
After hearing that man's words in the summer, his mind was full of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu, and then he was hit again, and his eyes went black, and he screamed in his heart and lay down in a groove, and died on the spot.
"Patriarch, Fifth Young Master?"
As soon as the summer fainted, the wolf ran over and said to the man in the Jackson costume.
I saw that the man in Jackson costume took off the wig and sunglasses on his head, revealing his peerless face (sure I didn't use the wrong adjective), which made the wolf's eyes shine, and it was the patriarch of the Forbes Rocky family, Rocky, Jackson who bent the man.
Loki, Jackson threw the wig on the ground a little depressed, and then took the unconscious summer in his arms and said to the wolf: "This little rabbit cub actually said that I only have F1 to F1.5, mmp, if it is really so small, how can I give birth to him." ”
"Don't be angry, patriarch, hasn't he seen your chest wind?" Ah Wolf comforted, completely unaware that there was something wrong with his words.
"Yes. Rocky Jackson nodded, then threw the unconscious Summer into the car, and then before he was about to leave, he glanced at Xiao Ling beside Ah Wolf, and then said to Ah Wolf: "Bring her to the Dragon Tower in a while, I want to talk to her." ”
After saying that, Jackson drove away.
After Jackson left, Ah Wolf said to the silent Xiao Ling, "This is something that will have to be faced sooner or later." ”
Xiao Ling nodded, silent.
The wolf sighed, his eyes flickering, not knowing what he was thinking.
……
Summer woke up from a dream, he dreamed that his chrysanthemums were full of mountains, so the first thing he said when he woke up was, protect the chrysanthemums.
The strong atmosphere of middle school made Jackson, who was driving a hovering sports car on the side, almost knock the car down the tree, and then enjoyed a summer slap: "Stinky boy, what are you thinking about all day, do you know that the festival has fallen off the ground?"
In the summer, who was beaten, he rubbed his head and said to Jackson beside him: "Isn't this a follow-up, they all say that children follow their fathers, wait, I was wrong." ”
Looking at the fist that was about to be beckoned to the skull again, Summer quickly admitted his mistake, Jackson nodded when he saw this, and then stopped talking and concentrated on driving, while Summer was relieved and secretly said that he had escaped a catastrophe, but then after staring at Jackson's peerless face, he couldn't help but say cheaply again: "Old, Dad?"
"Huh?"
Summer felt that his name was not awkward, and that Jackson was not awkward, so he continued: "Dad, why are you so handsome?"
Jackson smiled slightly: "This sentence is quite good, dad is handsome, there is a word called natural beauty, do you understand?"
Summer looked in the rearview mirror, then looked at Jackson's peerless face, frowned and said, "Dad, let me ask you a serious question, am I your own child?"
Jackson was stunned and said with some puzzlement: "What is this?" ”
Xia said: "I always thought I was the most handsome, but you are even more handsome than me, I admit that." ”
"And then?"
Xia said: "Then it is, dad is handsome, and the son should be more handsome than dad, but I am not as handsome as you, so dad asks you to answer me honestly, whether I am your own son or not." ”
"You're really a logical genius, you're not born to me, are you still born to your mother and the old king next door." ”
Summer said: "It may also be with the old wolf next door." ”
"Huh?" Jackson looked puzzled, and then said with a serious expression: "Little rabbit cub, why did you say that with the old wolf next door, who is that old wolf, is it a wolf?"
Summer was shocked, and when he saw that there was murderous intent in Jackson's eyes, he hurriedly waved his hand: "No, no, the old wolf I said was just casually, and Uncle Wolf can't do it at all." ”
"Huh?" Jackson was puzzled.
Summer said: "Dad, let me tell you, Uncle Wolf's mobile phone (1,800 words omitted below)"
"Damn. ”
After speaking, Jackson directly burst into a foul mouth, obviously hearing some exciting news, and asked seriously to Summer: "What you said is true?"
"Of course, I've seen it with my own eyes. Summer assured.
"I didn't expect it, a wolf, he was so sassy. Jackson muttered.
Summer smiled: "Uncle Wolf is an old man, Sao." Card ......"
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Sneeze.
Ah Wolf, who was taking Xiao Ling to the Dragon Tower, suddenly sneezed, then took the paper handed over by Xiao Ling, wiped his nose, and muttered suspiciously: "What's the matter, is it a cold? Or who is scolding me?"
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