400, you are pure hypocrisy
() On the first day of the Lunar New Year, the alley is very lively and festive, red lanterns, red firecrackers, a group of children running and laughing in the snow, and the old people smoke and chat according to the door, which is full of New Year's flavor.
In another ten years, the traditional family structure will disintegrate, and it will be difficult to see such a scene again.
"Uncle Gu, Happy New Year!"
"Happy New Year, Uncle Meng!"
"Happy New Year, Uncle Superman!"
When the children saw him coming, they all came up to greet him and swirled around his knees.
"Haha, good!"
Gu Meng knew what these little guys were thinking, took out a bunch of small red envelopes from his pocket, and sent them one by one.
When he walked out of the alley, more than 30 red envelopes were distributed, and when he looked back, there were still some little guys catching up with him to pay New Year's greetings, he quickly slipped away, saying that family planning is caught every year, why are there more and more little guys?
came to the bar, Dou Wei, Gao Xiaosong, Lao Cui and a group of old faces were drinking, and there were some young new faces, men and women, a few were very familiar, Lao Wang of Baojia Street, Xu Jinglei, a talented woman in Chaoyang District, Zheng Jun Pushu who came to the capital, and so on.
Starry Stars!
"Superman is here!"
As soon as he entered, a group of acquaintances laughed and made fun of him.
"Gu Meng, it's not you who is pregnant, why are you staying at home every day?"
"Haha, I heard that Gu Meng has now become a model husband and a little expert in serving confinement, isn't it Superman?"
"He doesn't count as a model husband, I agree with the confinement expert, who calls other people have more women, and they can't be envious!"
Gu Meng smiled, "If you have children, you will definitely be better than me, but it's a pity, you are all drops, you don't even have a girlfriend, as for the child, hahehe~"
"Hey, look at your sass, aren't you just going to be a father, what's there to be happy about!"
Gao Xiaosong said disdainfully.
"Haha, am I going to be a father? I'm already a father, right? There are three in front, and the fourth little guy is about to be ushered in, tsk, what a sense of accomplishment!"
Gu Meng shook his four fingers and said happily.
The old wolf smiled and said: "Gu Meng, you are only twenty-three this year, and you have four children, you can't be a superhuman man, right?"
"Hahaha!
Everyone laughed in unison.
Gu Meng shook his head and said with a smile: "Being able to give birth is also a kind of strength, it is much stronger than you soft-footed shrimp... Dou Wei, what are you squeezing your eyes, look at you, you are young, your face is pale and sweating all day long, and you are particularly afraid of cold, the old Chinese medicine doctor reminds you that this is a manifestation of kidney deficiency!"
"Ahem!"
Dou Wei glanced at him resentfully, and reminded solemnly: "Brother Meng, there is a minor girl here, can you pay attention to what you say!"
Gu Meng glanced at a few little girls in the crowd, all of them were very beautiful, this kind of girl is commonly known as 'Jianguo'.
He slapped his mouth, "Hehe, I was wrong, please don't be embarrassed!"
"Hee-hee~"
"Superman is a good talker!"
"Brother Meng, I'm your fan, can you sign me?"
"Brother Meng, I want it too!"
"And me!"
The little beauties all stood up one by one and leaned towards Gu Meng's side, and they held eyebrow pencil notebooks to ask for autographs, which were very enthusiastic.
Dou Wei and his gang looked very embarrassed, before someone came, everyone was a little beauty, after someone came, they all ran to him, everyone was about to die, it's not like words!
Oooo
Gao Xiaosong knocked on the wine bottle and shouted, "Sisters, don't argue, I'll tell the big guys a story!"
No one paid attention to him, everyone continued to gather around Gu Meng, asking questions, a group of curious babies.
Gao Xiaosong was very faceless, "I want to tell a story about Gu Meng, do you want to listen to it?"
Swish!
The girls stopped.
"Tall fat man, what a story. Say it!"
"Tall and fat, say it!"
"You're going to tell a story, what kind of black face are you?"
Hearing everyone's urging, Gao Xiaosong said with a resentful face, "I'm just a little fat, and my fat is not obvious, can you not call me fat?"
"That's not the point!"
Xu Cainu waved her hand, "The point is that you hurry up and tell a story, a story related to Brother Meng!"
Gao Xiaosong is even more resentful, his own affairs can be ignored, Gu Meng's affairs are the focus?
He glanced at someone Gu, and someone grinned very proudly, which made him feel bad!
"Humph!"
Gao Xiaosong slapped the table, "Today, I will tell you a story about the big bad wolf and the little white rabbit!"
"Isn't it telling the story of Gu Meng?" said a girl dissatisfied.
Gao Xiaosong pointed at someone, "Isn't this the big bad wolf?"
Gu Meng laughed, "Xiao Song, I didn't eat your meat, why am I a big bad wolf?"
"You didn't eat my meat, but you ate our little white rabbit!"
Gao Xiaosong raised his hand and shouted loudly, "Isn't that right, brothers?"
"Yes, that's right!"
"Gu Meng, you are too bad, rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest, how can you eat the rabbits next to the nest?"
"Gu Meng, I'm very disappointed in you!"
Dou Wei, Xu Wei, Lao Wolf and others supported Gao Xiaosong together.
"Little White Rabbit, who is it?" Gu Meng said curiously.
"Haha, you don't know?" Gao Xiaosong teased.
Gu Meng shrugged, "I've eaten too many little white rabbits, which one are you talking about?"
"Uh..."
Gao Xiaosong was speechless.
"Haha! Brother Meng is amazing!"
"Brother Meng's so cool!"
"Brother Meng, how many little white rabbits have you eaten?"
The girls felt that Gu Meng's answer was too cool, and cheered in unison, and some people even called themselves little white rabbits, begging for fast food!
"Xiao Song, Gu Meng's face is very thick-skinned, you better tell him directly, it's secretive, it's ineffective for him!"
Lao Cui is an understanding person, took a puff of cigarette, and laughed a few times.
"Okay!"
Gao Xiaosong said bluntly.
"Gu Meng, I'm talking about Concubine Wang, I brought her into our circle in 85, Concubine is beautiful and cute, we all treat her as a little sister, we thought you also treated her as a little sister, but what about you?"
"You actually poisoned her?" Ding Wu shook his head, putting on a very disappointed expression.
"It's not like that!" Takasaki spat out a smoke ring, which meant the same as drawing a circle to curse you for wilting.
"Brother Meng, why does the concubine call you brother, won't your conscience hurt?" Dou Wei poked his chest and asked.
Gu Meng slapped his hand away and said with a smile, "Don't poke and poke! Who still has a conscience when going out these days?"
"You..."
Dare to love is a conscienceless!
Dou Wei's department crashed.
"Hahaha!"
The girls laughed a few times and said, "Brother Meng is so cool!"
"Ha~, tall and fat, I can see it, Brother Meng has occupied your circle of flowers, you are uncomfortable, and you are attacking it in groups, right?"
Xu Cainu said with a smile.
"How is that possible?"
Gao Xiaosong craned his neck and retorted, "I see that you all can't wait to stick it to Gu Meng's body, and you don't have any sense of safety at all, I'm very worried!"
I, with a kind heart, kindly remind you:
Our superman will not only break the record with the gold medal, but also be a good hand at dealing with girls, if you don't believe it, you can go to his backyard to take a look, it will definitely scare you, like the backyard of a feudal landlord.
I don't want you all to fall into his pit, I want to pull you along, do you understand my brother's painstaking efforts?"
"Thanks, no!"
Xu Cainu smiled, "Do you know who the person we envy the most is?"
"Who?"
"Concubine Wang!"
The girls shouted together.
"That's right!"
Xu Cainu snapped her fingers and smiled, "The little concubine has not only become a big star but also an idol, she has done what our fans want to do the most but can't do, it's so enviable!"
"You guys, it's hopeless!"
Gao Xiaosong is very helpless, medicine does not die of disease, Buddha is destined to be a person, a group of people who are willing to fall into the pit, who can stop them?
Seeing that the girls were all surrounding Gu Meng, Gao Xiaosong was extremely depressed, and he knew that he would not be called.
"Sing, sing!"
The only way to solve your worries is to roar!
Gao Xiaosong ran to the stage, hugged the microphone and shouted loudly:
Every night
In the wilderness of dreams
I am a proud giant
Every morning
In front of the mirror in the bathroom
only to find yourself living on the edge of a razor
In the jungle of reinforced concrete
In the life that calls to and fro
Calculate the gap between dreams and reality
I'm ugly
But I'm gentle
Appearance is cold
Fever at heart
That's me...
"Haha, quite self-aware!"
Gu Meng listened interestingly in the audience, chatted with the girls for a while, and Chen Wei also came to the bar.
Look at his face, a little depressed.
"Chen Wei, what's wrong?"
He went over to take care of it, and when Layue came back, he had only seen Chen Wei once, and he didn't know what he was busy with.
Chen Wei poured a glass of red wine and sighed, "I'm getting married, it's just set!"
"It's a good thing, you're twenty-six years old this year, and the older young man should get married!"
Gu Meng said with a smile, he was the youngest in the dormitory, and the child was born the earliest.
"Hey~, I don't want to get married yet!"
Chen Wei shook his head, looking like he was going to die.
"Whose girl?"
"Wang's family, the fourth!"
"Fourth, the one who is an associate professor at the Teachers College?"
Gu Meng has been with the old man in Qingshan Courtyard for a long time, and he also knows a little about the affairs of each family.
"yes!"
"Hehe~, Wang Yun is beautiful and highly educated, a wealthy princess, you have picked up a big bargain, steal it!"
Chen Wei waved his hand, "It doesn't matter if it's beautiful or not, the key is that we have no feelings!"
"You're just hypocritical!"
For a woman like Miss Wang Si, who has a family background and is beautiful, it is a scarce resource in the political circle, and it is hard to find.
Although Gu is known as the world's superman, he can't even touch people's hands.
"When to get married, give Xin'er early!"
"Don't say it, annoying~, have a few drinks with me!"
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