Chapter 530: The Strongest Joker
Jiang Rongrong saw that Masami Hirota was crying, and he panicked all of a sudden.
Jiang Rongrong stood in place at a loss and looked at Masami Hirota blankly: "Hey...... Don't be like this, girl, I don't mean anything else, you're going to embarrass me like this, in case someone from the Metropolitan Police Department outside hears it, and they think I'm giving you something about it!"
"Wow!!" Jiang Rongrong didn't say that it was okay, but when he said that Masami Hirota cried even more.
"You're my sister, okay, don't cry, count me wrong!" Jiang Rongrong couldn't see the girl crying the most, but now seeing Masami Hirota crying even more, he had to raise his hand and surrender.
Masami Hirota pouted in satisfaction: "Then you tell me a joke, you make me laugh, I will forgive you!"
"Okay, okay, you have the final say!" Jiang Rongrong was completely out of line.
"So what are you waiting for?
"Let me think about it......" Jiang Rongrong thought carefully for a while, and suddenly his eyes lit up, "Sister smash, you know that in our Xia Kingdom, God is a gi."
What does l mean?"
Masami Hirota tilted her head and looked at Jiang Rongrong suspiciously: "Although I don't dare to say that my Xia Chinese is very good, but ...... This is an auspicious language, right? It means that God is a girl, how? Isn't that what Xia Chinese translates to mean this?"
"Of course not!" Jiang Rongrong laughed proudly, "In our Xia Kingdom, the translation of this sentence is not that God is a girl, the correct translation is 'Heaven is unfair'!"
Masami Hirota was slightly stunned at first, and then understood the deep meaning of Jiang Rongrong's words.
In an instant, Masami Hirota was almost amused by Jiang Rongrong's cold joke.
However, Masami Hirota is also a person with strong self-control, Masami Hirota couldn't help but laugh, just patted the ground dissatisfied: "What kind of joke is this?
"Ahh......h Then I'll say one more!" Jiang Rongrong lowered his head and pondered for a while, and soon Jiang Rongrong's eyes lit up again, "Do you know what are the three things that people are most likely to lose in the world?"
Masami Hirota pursed her lips and thought carefully for a while before she asked tentatively, "Temperance?"
"No, no, no!" Jiang Rongrong shook his finger proudly, "The three things that people are most likely to lose in the world are their own face, the face of their parents, and the face of their teachers!"
The corners of Masami Hirota's mouth twitched: "You're not a joke, are you?
"I'm ...... You're really hard to serve!" Jiang Rongrong cried with a sad face, and continued to think about what joke to tell to amuse Masami Hirota, and soon Jiang Rongrong had an idea again, "When I was studying, a classmate was punished by the school's notice, but my classmate was very angry, because he was caught by the school because he didn't get up in the morning, and the school reported that the teacher came to tell him to get up, but he 'couldn't get up'!"
Masami Hirota was slightly startled, and soon a trace of blush appeared on Masami Hirota's little face, obviously Masami Hirota's Xia Chinese level is quite excellent, and he has understood what is worth laughing in this joke that Jiang Rong said.
Masami Hirota's lips trembled slightly, still holding back her laughter.
Then Masami Hirota slapped the ground with her hand as before: "Make a friend out of nothing, you can't get up by yourself!"
"?" Jiang Rongrong looked at Masami Hirota in surprise, "TM...... Do you know all about making friends out of nothing?"
"Of course!" Masami Hirota raised her little head proudly, "It's not me bragging, my Xia Chinese level may be higher than you!"
“……”
Jiang Rongrong couldn't help but feel speechless for a while, at this time Jiang Rongrong understood how difficult Masami Hirota was, sure enough, once a woman plays tricks, it is not something that a man can deal with at all, Jiang Rongrong knows that he has a trick!
Jiang Rongrong thought for a while and continued: "There was a girl who sent a message to a boy, 'My clothes are dirty, I got dirty when I washed the dishes, I went to change my clothes, you wait a minute', but the boy replied to her, 'Can you still stain your clothes when washing dishes??
Masami Hirota was slightly stunned, Masami Hirota clearly saw the evil smile on Jiang Rongrong's face, and naturally knew that this conversation was definitely not about washing dishes and soiling clothes.
However, Masami Hirota is not only an Oriental with a high level of Xia Chinese, but also a smart girl in ice and snow, and Masami Hirota quickly heard the deep meaning of this dialogue.
The corners of Masami Hirota's mouth twitched slightly: "This is really a sad love story, you Xia people are like this, you always like to make some hidden poems, we Oriental people are different, we Oriental people like it or not, we Oriental people will say it directly, it won't be so tactful!"
"Damn! You have discovered all the hidden poems?" Jiang Rongrong was dumbfounded, and Jiang Rongrong further realized how difficult Masami Hirota was.
Jiang Rongrong clenched his teeth: "It seems ...... I'm really going to do a nirvana! Listen! When I was studying, there was a school sports day at school, it was a women's high jump event, and one girl didn't jump over it, she tripped over a pole, and then the teacher said to the two boys next to her to go and help them, and the two boys ran over...... Let's hold the pole up!"
Masami Hirota's delicate body trembled slightly, trying her best to suppress herself from laughing: "It's not funny!"
"Once I went on a solo trip and got lost, and I saw a little child, so I walked over and touched the child's head and asked him, 'Little friend, what is this place?', and the child replied, 'This is my head!'"
"It's not funny!"
"There was a boy who confessed to the girl and was rejected, the boy said to the girl, 'Give me a chance', the girl replied to the boy, 'I'm sorry, you're not my type, I'm very straightforward', the boy was unwilling to ask the girl, 'Then what type do you think I am', and the girl replied, 'You are not good-looking'!"
"It's not funny!"
"Let me share with you the day of our Xia Guo husband and wife, the wife's day: get up - scold my friend - scold the child - clean - tutor the child to do homework - eat - tutor the child to do homework - scold the child - scold my friend by the way - eat - watch TV - sleep!
Although Masami Hirota tried her best to restrain herself from laughing, the corners of her mouth still raised a slight arc: "This is a bit interesting, continue!"
Jiang Rongrong nodded helplessly: "Do you know why in our Xia Kingdom, the fairies, foxes, demons, ghosts and the like in the book are infatuated with scholars?"
"Forehead......" Masami Hirota muttered, "because...... You Xia Guo Shangwen, advocating literature, and liking scholars wherever you want?"
"No, no, no!" Jiang Rongrong shook his head very decisively, "Because these books are written by some down-and-out scholars!"
"Forehead ......"
"What do you think is the phrase that can make my father come right away, rain or shine?"
"This ......" Masami Hirota thought about it for a long time and didn't know it, and finally just shook her head.
"It's very simple, this sentence is, come for a drink? It's all girls! So do you know a sentence that can make your mother come right away, rain or shine?"
"Are you here for a drink? It's all handsome guys?"
"No, it's ...... Your husband is drinking with someone, and it's all women!"
"Hahahaha!" Masami Hirota couldn't hold back any longer, and laughed out loud as she covered herself, and even burst into tears.
"My aunt, you're finally laughing!" Jiang Rongrong seemed to be exhausted from running dozens of kilometers, and sat weakly against the wall on the ground.
Masami Hirota looked at Jiang Rongrong with interest: "I can't see that you are the boss of an underground gang, and you are quite humorous!"
"Hehe......" Jiang Rongrong smiled slightly, "What's this, the men of our Xia Kingdom are very humorous, I am humorous...... Among the good men of our Xia Kingdom, he is the bottom of the existence!"
"Hahaha! You, it's not too much to say that you are the strongest joker!" Masami Hirota looked at Jiang Rongrong deeply.
Both of them looked at each other, and at this moment they were silent at the same time.
The atmosphere suddenly froze at this moment, and both of them felt a wave of embarrassment.
After this awkward atmosphere lasted for more than twenty minutes, Jiang Rongrong's mobile phone suddenly rang.
Jiang Rongrong had already guessed who sent the message to him, and it should have been Keiko Miyamoto who sent it to him.
Jiang Rongrong took out his mobile phone and took a look, and sure enough, it was sent by Keiko Miyamoto, who told Jiang Rongrong that the four of them were now out of trouble.
Seeing the content of the text message, Jiang Rongrong finally breathed a sigh of relief, and the biggest burden in his heart could finally be put down!
Masami Hirota saw Jiang Rongrong's relaxed expression, and had already guessed that the text message was Keiko Miyamoto to report Jiang Rongrong's safety, Masami Hirota asked softly, "Is it that your companion has left safely?"
"Yes!" Jiang Rongrong stood up from the ground after speaking, "Now is the time for me to fulfill my promise, no matter what the people in the Metropolitan Police Department will do to me, I will have no complaints!
Masami Hirota also stood up, and Masami Hirota suddenly grinned, with a little devil-like smile on her mouth: "Hey, do you know? Actually, at the beginning, I said that I wanted to worship Keiko Miyamoto as a teacher, and these words were all lied to you! My ultimate goal is to make you believe in me through these words, and I have achieved my goal of getting out of trouble!"
"Have you thought of it!" Jiang Rongrong was stunned at first, and then nodded slightly, "But these are not important, because I understand that in that situation, except for the idea you gave, there is no better way, if it is an ordinary hostage, the people from the Metropolitan Police Department may let me go, but you are the granddaughter of the Emperor, how can the people of the Metropolitan Police Department not watch you be taken away by me from under their noses!"
"You're smart!" Masami Hirota gave Jiang Rongrong a thumbs up.
"Each other!" Jiang Rongrong replied with the same gesture to Masami Hirota.
Masami Hirota couldn't help but pout: "But...... I've changed my mind now! I'm ...... I want to worship Keiko Miyamoto as a teacher, and besides, I have to go back to Xia Kingdom with you!"
"What? follow me back to the Xia Kingdom?" Jiang Rongrong was dumbfounded.
"That's right, Keiko Miyamoto is in the Xia Kingdom, if I want to learn some skills from Keiko Miyamoto, I have to follow Keiko Miyamoto to the Xia Kingdom!"
"But......" Jiang Rongrong pouted outside the wooden house, "will they agree? Will your grandfather or your father agree? You are the princess of the Oriental Kingdom, if something happens to the Xia Kingdom, it will become a national dispute, and I can't afford this responsibility, so I won't take you to the Xia Kingdom!"
"If you don't bring it, you won't bring it! It's a big deal, I've been alone for two days, and I'm sneaking over!"
"Huh?"
Jiang Rongrong's eyes widened and he looked at Masami Hirota.