Chapter 21 Lao Tzu is not going to school today
This picture is unusually weird and terrifying!
Xu's father and mother, who were still arguing last second, were really scared silly at the moment.
"Xiao Yan ......"
Xu Mu collapsed in an instant, and rushed over frantically, just when she was close to Xu Yan...... With one kick, he kicked away the sweeping robot that buzzed and pushed the plastic chair over.
And Xu's father was even more desperate, and after reacting, he also rushed over at the fastest speed, hugging Xu Yan's legs and pulling them down.
While pulling back, he shouted: "Xiao Yan, don't do stupid things!"
Xu Yan was pulled by him and his neck tightened, and his limbs struggled even more.
"Hold it up! You...... What are you doing, hurry up and hold Xiao Yan up?"
Mother Xu was stunned on the sidelines, whether her husband was saving the child or killing the child!
"Ahhh......h
Father Xu was also the first time to save the hanged person, and when he was excited and panicked, he became a.
Now that he understood, he quickly pushed it up, untied Xu Yan from the rope, and quickly put it flat on the ground.
"Xiao Yan, don't scare Mom!"
"It's all your fault, Xu Hanmin! If my son has any three strengths and two weaknesses, I ...... I'm not going to live anymore......"
"If it weren't for you to drag me to a sharing session, would my son hang himself?"
"You just pulled down, pulled your head! If my son is killed by you like this, I won't finish ...... with you."
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Mother Xu was really frightened and turned pale with tears streaming down her face.
And Xu's father was also ashamed on the side, and was scolded by Xu's mother a series of times, and he didn't say a word.
He touched Xu Yan's heartbeat and breathing, and only passed out for a while before he put his mind at ease and said to his wife, "Okay! Xiao Yan is fine." I've fainted for a while, and I'll wake up in a while......"
"It's okay! It's okay! Are you still a father? My son hanged himself, are you okay?"
"We came back just in time for today, if we were a few minutes late on the way. When I came back, I saw Xiao Yan's corpse......"
"Xu Hanmin! The old lady didn't expect you to be such an irresponsible man, your son is going to hang himself to find a short time, and you are still like a nobody. Are you worthy to be a father?"
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Seeing that Xu Yan was still alive, Mother Xu first breathed a sigh of relief, and then let out all the anger in her belly.
This time, Father Xu can't bear it!
"Why do you have to blame me for everything? Zhang Wenji, you don't think about it, why can't our son think of hanging?"
Father Xu pursed his lips and asked very aggrievedly.
"I ......"
Mother Xu was also speechless for a while.
Yes!
My own Xiao Yan has always been very cheerful and lively, what can I not think of? I don't look like a child who will hang himself at all!
"I don't know, right? In my opinion, it's related to applying for the martial arts exam. Xiao Yan must have felt that there was no hope of becoming a martial artist in this life, so he committed suicide. ”
Speaking of this, Father Xu paused again, pointed to the TV in the living room and said, "In recent years, we haven't watched much of this kind of news on TV?"
Indeed, there is a huge gap in the status and treatment of warriors and non-warriors in the whole society.
So......
As a result, some young generations, under the hopelessness of being admitted to the martial arts, made a suicide move.
In fact, to put it bluntly, it is just the same as the original earth, many college entrance examination candidates jumped off the building under pressure.
And when Xu's father said this, Xu's mother was also stunned.
Yes!
It must be because of this, otherwise, how could Xiao Yan use the money he had earned so hard to apply for the martial arts exam?
Although I don't know where Xu Yan's 20,000 yuan came from, it must be very difficult for a kid like him who has no need for high school to earn 20,000 yuan.
Perhaps, the 20,000 yuan was secretly earned by Xiao Yan in three years, or even five years!
It can be seen from this that Xiao Yan wants to apply for the martial arts examination, and how determined and persevering he wants to become a martial artist.
Once he feels hopeless, it is not surprising that he makes a suicidal move.
"Yes...... It was we who delayed Xiao Yan. I...... We don't deserve to be parents. ”
Thinking of this, Xu's mother fell into deep self-blame and guilt.
"Wen Ji, why don't I think like this? But our ability is really limited, how can we afford it through the normal way of applying for a martial arts class! Now the only way to save Xiao Yan and make him quickly become a martial artist is the only way to become a martial artist......
Father Xu stepped forward, held his wife's hand tightly, and said affectionately, "If you want to save Xiao Yan or not, you will make this decision." ”
"Help! I must save Xiao Yan, I ...... I will never allow Xiao Yan to give up on himself like this. ”
Wiping the tears on her face, Xu's mother, who had always been resolutely opposed to the carcinogenesis test, finally made up her mind after witnessing Xu Yan's suicide.
If he does not participate in the carcinogenesis test, Xiao Yan may not know when he will commit suicide again.
Participating in the carcinogenesis test, there is a high probability that Xiao Yan can become a real martial artist.
Mother Xu knew that she actually had no choice.
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And Xu Yan at this time was miserable.
There was nothing going on, but in three seconds it would have been saved by a robot vacuum.
As a result, he was "assisted" by the two "pig teammates" of his father and mother.
Xu Yan is really a little bit behind, just hanging there.
However, it was precisely because of his father's "powerful" pull down that Xu Yan really entered a deep near-death state.
Coupled with so many times before, Xu Yan finally pierced that layer of window paper at once.
"Whew...... cough cough cough ......"
With a big gasp, Xu Yan woke up from his coma.
The first moment he woke up, Xu Yan synthesized all the realizations in his near-death state, and instantly condensed his autonomous consciousness into a force, concentrated on the turbinate between the two nostrils.
Deprive!
Control!
It worked!
Xu Yan's autonomous consciousness finally succeeded in seizing control of this part of the turbinate from the hands of the subconscious of the brain.
Now he can control the breathing with any nostril at will, or even breathe with both nostrils at the same time.
However, when Xu Yan slowly opened his confused eyes and saw his parents sitting in front of him, the memories before he fell into a coma ...... I was awakened in an instant.
"It's ...... Oh, my God. Just when I hanged myself, my parents opened the door and came in......"
At this time, Xu Yan was about to go crazy.
He never imagined that his father and mother would go home at this time.
Moreover, he also bumped into the picture of himself being "hanged".
Who is going to reason with this?
Is there any need for an explanation?
"Xiao Yan, you're awake. Don't scare your mother, okay? Promise your mother that you must stop doing stupid things. ”
The tears that Mother Xu had just wiped away were wet again.
hugged Xu Yan tightly, as if he would lose it forever as soon as he let go of his hand.
"Xiao Yan, if you have anything you can't figure out, if you have any troubles, you can tell your parents. Don't do this again, your mother and I will be scared to death by you. ”
Father Xu also sighed and said.
"Mom and Dad! I ...... I really didn't want to kill myself, I just experienced what it was like to hang myself. ”
When he said this, Xu Yan felt that he didn't believe it.
So, he hurriedly pointed to the sweeping robot that was kicked into the corner by his mother and added: "You see, I have done a good job of safety measures." When I'm about to be strangled, the robot vacuum cleaner will push this plastic chair over and I can step on it......"
Though...... Speaking of which...... It seems that the credibility is still not high.
However, Xu Yan felt that he really tried his best to prove it.
Xu's father and mother were stunned, what kind of operation is this for their son?
Experience hanging?
Save your life with a robot vacuum?
However, their own children, they also know best.
Xu Yan's words are conclusive, and it doesn't look like he's lying at all.
"That'...... Xiao Yan, can you tell Mom. Why do you want to experience what it feels like to hang yourself?"
Mother Xu felt that it was ridiculous for her to ask like this!
"Mom, if I say that I experienced hanging in order to experience the feeling of dying in this way, then ...... Find a way to become a warrior. Would you believe it?"
Unlike the protagonists in those novels, who make excuses to hide their true thoughts, Xu Yan is still very sincere to his parents and directly said his purpose.
Outcome......
It's okay if he doesn't say it, but when he says that Xu Mu's tears are flowing again!
"O my poor son!"
Holding Xu Yan, Xu's mother couldn't cry for a while!
What a sin I did in my last life!
He actually wanted his son to use the way of hanging himself to find a way to break through to become a martial artist?
It also depends on a clumsy robot vacuum cleaner to save lives.
This...... It's not as good as the cancer test!
When Mother Xu thought about it, she was a little happy, fortunately her husband found such an opportunity.
"Mom, don't cry, I really don't want to die. You're going to trust me......"
Xu Yan felt that his mother must still not understand, or did not believe it.
However, Mother Xu nodded, and said with teary eyes: "Xiaoyan, Mom believes in you." Moreover, your parents also support you to become a martial artist. No matter what the cost, it will support you. ”
"Yes, Xiao Yan, you can review the cultural class with peace of mind now. Wu Ke's problem is left to his parents to find a way to solve it. ”
Father Xu also patted his chest and slapped the ticket.
However, the reason why the two did not immediately tell Xu Yan the specific information of the "carcinogenesis test" is also ...... I'm afraid that I gave Xu Yan hope first, and if something unexpected happened later, the greater the disappointment.
They plan to wait for the two days to pay the money, completely join the club, and get the exact information and process...... Let's announce the good news to Xu Yan again.
"That'...... Nothing. I went to school. ”
When he got up, Xu Yan felt that his body seemed to become more relaxed and controllable, and he couldn't help but feel better.
Really......
Feelings of near-death are very helpful in stimulating a sense of autonomy to take greater control of the body.
But when Xu Yan was about to carry his schoolbag to school, he was stopped by his father.
"Xiao Yan, you will rest at home today. Don't go to school just yet. ”
Father Xu is also for the sake of insurance, no matter whether Xu Yan's statement just now is true or not, his hanging at home is always what the couple saw with their own eyes.
He was afraid that Xu Yan would go to school, what if he ran to jump off the building or something?
"That's not going to work. We still have two mock exams today!"
Xu Yan frowned and said.
"It's a mock exam anyway, so don't go there. Xiao Yan, listen to your parents. Rest at home today...... My parents have just taken a leave of absence from the factory, and today our family has a good rest. ”
Xu's mother, who has always resolutely opposed Xu Yan's leave for no reason, is also resolutely opposed to Xu Yan going to school this time.
Xu Yan saw that his parents' attitude was so resolute, and he smiled helplessly, then threw his schoolbag on the sofa, lay down with his head on his hands, and said with a smile: "I don't go to school today, but my parents approve it......"
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