"You shut up Lao Tzu, it's me who decides the game, or you!" Wang Tianan scolded, and then said, "It's up to the fuck to decide by throwing branches." ”

Wang Tianan turned around after roaring and threw the branch in his hand backwards.

The branches flying in the air are about who of these three will survive to be the victor in the end.

Just like that, the branch ended up at a distance of forty-five meters.

Wang Tianan picked up the branch and announced forty-five meters.

"yes! I knew it was me. Zhu Bajie preemptively celebrated.

And Sha Seng and Tang Sanzang looked at Zhu Bajie like fools. Forty-five is so happy, it is a multiple relationship between three people, and it is a new start.

Wang Tianan looked at Zhu Bajie's triumphant appearance and scolded secretly: "It's really a pig's brain." ”

If it weren't for the pig brain, the classic sketch of Teacher Zhao and Teacher Fan in the Spring Festival Gala, where did the stalk that pigs don't turn sharply come from.

Throwing it again, Tang Sanzang's eyes were fixed on the direction of the branch, and his mouth still didn't listen to the nagging, "Three, three, three." ”

And the sand monk silently recited in his heart, "Seven, seven, seven." ”

Zhu Bajie still said in a snarling voice, "I'll come first, I'll come first." ”

This time, the branch was not thrown far to the ground because of the resistance of the wind.

Wang Tianan turned his head and walked to the branch and read the reading: "Five." ”

", it's him. "Tang San really wants to change numbers with Zhu Bajie.

"Damn, it's really stupid. Sha Seng was also very envious of Zhu Bajie's luck.

"I'll come first, I'll come first. Wang Tianan listened to Zhu Bajie's words, patted him on the shoulder and shouted, "You come first." ”

"I'll come first, what's coming?" Zhu Bajie was yelled at by him and forgot the question he had just prepared!

Wang Tianan looked at Zhu Bajie's pitiful stupid appearance and said, "I'll give you another chance to teach them a good lesson." ”

With Wang Tianan's words, Zhu Bajie's confidence increased greatly, and he said: "Why did I carry my daughter-in-law on my back and get a monkey in Gao Laozhuang." ”

Tang Sanzang replied first: "Because the monkey has just learned the "Pig Breeding Guide". ”

"Wrong! Lao Tzu is a wild boar essence, not a thin-skinned domestic pig in the pig breeding guide. Zhu Bajie became angry as soon as he heard the words "Pig Breeding Guide".

Sha Seng thought about it again and again, and after carefully eliminating every answer that didn't match, he replied: "Because you are in estrus, you can't tell that one is a monkey and that one is Miss Gao." ”

"Wrong! Shen Shen!" Zhu Bajie gave the correct answer, which scared the eyes of the two people who guessed the question!

This Nima is really in no hurry to beat the two of them and rub their hands.

I didn't expect to play like this.

"The one who asks the question wins, how to punish. As soon as Wang Tianan finished speaking, Zhu Bajie said: "Engrave a stupid word on the faces of the two." ”

That's true, the two of them can't even guess the pigs, it's really stupid.

I really don't carve stupid words on my face, and I'm embarrassed to go out.

Wang Tianan gently waved the demon slashing knife, only to hear a scream from the two losers, and two stupid words appeared on the faces of the two respectively.

"Zhu Bajie, you wait for me. ”

"Yes, that's just the beginning. ”

After the two finished speaking, Zhu Bajie said with a smile: "My life is good, old pig, I don't believe that it will not be me who throws a branch next time." ”

Wang Tianan listened to Zhu Bajie's words, and suddenly smiled and said, "Sha Seng, it's your turn!"

", don't throw the branches!" Zhu Bajie only understood now, looking at Wang Tianan's eyes with tears, as if to say: "You really hurt me!"

It was Sha Seng's turn to ask the question, and Sha Seng's question was quite simple, why was he demoted to Heaven.

"What else do you have to think, you must have peeked at the Queen Mother and was discovered by the Jade Emperor!" Zhu Bajie said without thinking at all.

"No, I peeked at the Queen Mother being discovered by the Jade Emperor, and when you were reincarnated, you ate two kicks and blew up your brain! Sha Seng complained about Zhu Bajie's answer.

"You ......" Zhu Bajie was speechless, so he had to give up.

Tang Sanzang replied, "Since you are a rolling shutter general in the Heavenly Court, you have repaired the Jade Emperor's beloved rolling shutter door!"

"I'll go, if you want to say that he's stupid with a pig's brain, you're better. Tell me where the rolling shutter door came from in Heavenly Court, could it be that it was sold to the Jade Emperor. And beloved roller shutter doors, I see that your pig brain is not infected, it was smashed by the roller shutter door when I was a child. Sha Seng said and made a slamming motion to smash the shutter door as a means of mocking Tang Sanzang.

Laugh at me, you wait for me. Tang Sanzang was ridiculed by the two apprentices one after another, and his lungs were about to explode!

"The questioner Sha Seng won, what punishment is there, just say it!" After Wang Tianan finished speaking, Sha Seng pursed his lips and looked at Zhu Bajie with a wicked smile and said: "Since someone chose to carve the word stupid on his face, then I ......will engrave it."

Before the word Sha Seng was spoken, the losers Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie were so frightened that they held their breath, waiting for the next moment of punishment to come.

"Then I'll carve a gluttonous gluttony for them!" As soon as Sha Seng finished speaking, Zhu Bajie and Tang Sanzang accused Sha Seng of being shameless.

The demon slaying knife in Wang Tianan's hand flew again, and the gluttonous word soon appeared on the faces of the two losers, and the most embarrassing one belonged to Tang Sanzang, with two bloody words engraved on the left and right cheeks.

At this time, Tang Sanzang, who was engraved on the left and right sides of his face, was not in a hurry, because it was his turn to solve the problem next!

You must come up with a good topic to win the contest directly, and then make them look good.

"It's my turn next, my topic ......" Tang Sanzang saw that Wang Tianan didn't call him for a long time, and he recommended himself to take the lead in asking the question.

"Tang Sanzang, is it your turn? You just speak. Wang Tianan scolded.

Tang Sanzang was also a little confused! The two people who were playing the game were already over, so who should he be! Could it be this dead monkey? That would be too! Can the dead monkey speak? How could he solve the problem!

Wang Tianan didn't pay attention to Tang Sanzang's experience, and announced in public: "The next Zhu Bajie." ”

", what are you playing with me? Lao Tzu is such a big living person can't see it, and jumps directly to the next one, what do you think!" Fortunately, Tang Sanzang was not tied yet, otherwise he might have pointed at Wang Tianan's nose and scolded.

"Lao Tzu is not blind, naturally I know that you are a human ......" Before Wang Tianan finished speaking, Tang Sanzang directly said: "Since you know that I am a person, shouldn't it be my turn?"

"Of course it's your turn!" Tang Sanzang was just about to grab the words, but Wang Tianan put a demon slashing knife on his neck and signaled him not to interrupt his speech.

With a knife on his neck, Tang Sanzang naturally closed his mouth very interestingly and let Wang Tianan speak.

"I know it's your turn, but then I think about it, you are a teacher and a teacher with a lot of respect, so you naturally understand the simple truth of letting the big let the small, so you are on the next round. After Wang Tianan finished speaking, Tang Sanzang really regretted not being at the beginning, he really owed it! Otherwise, he would not have been put on a list by Wang Tianan.