Volume 1 Freaks Must Die Chapter 206 The Long Love Idiot
Dracula has indeed not communicated with the big living person for a long time, and as soon as he opened the chatterbox, he directly turned into a chatterbox, and he didn't need Chu Yu to ask, he himself was talking to himself.
"Because of the fear of the sun, I rarely stayed in the outside world, and the longest time was when I met my eternal love, the beautiful Wang Zhaodi, at that time, there were no cars, no airplanes, and civilization had not yet burst out of the spark of technology. ”
Chu Yu was cold.
Wang Zhaodi's name... Obviously, he won't invite his parents to see him.
"But she still left me, perhaps because of the curse I carried, so that I could never enjoy true love. ”
Chu Yu pursed his lips, you are a vampire, it is not good to stay overseas to harm foreigners, and travel across the ocean to Huaxia to pick up girls, and the domestic resources will be burned.
"Time, like a ruthless bitch..."
"I know Huaxia and I know Huaxia characters, Moutai is very delicious..."
"I am a noble earl, my people..."
Chu Yu, who was originally strong in nature, yawned a little boredly.
He could see that Dracula didn't lie, the other party did have amnesia, and he also had a bit of a brain problem.
If you don't say anything before or after, you will talk about a sentence without a beginning or an end.
Yawning This thing is contagious, and the flame snake also yawned, squinted at Dracula and said, "We are not interested in your mental journey, you directly pick up things related to Chu Fugui and say." ”
At the mention of Chu Fugui, Dracula's expression became a little resentful.
"Every once in a while he would come to see me, and every time he came, he would drain some of the blood from my body, saying that he wanted to find the secret to lifting my curse. ”
"Draw your blood?"
"Yes. Dracula said with a sad face: "He hasn't come to see me for a long time, and he left me here alone, but fortunately my lover Wang Zhaodi is with me, and the last time I came, it was many years ago." ”
Chu Yu asked, "You mean, every time Chu Fugui comes, he takes away a tube of your blood?"
"No, he didn't have any tools, he just stabbed me, put it in a plastic bag and left. ”
Chu Yu was speechless.
It's too... Don't pay attention to it.
Looking at the stupid Dracula, Chu Yu felt a little pity for the other party.
But everyone who knows Chu Fugui seems to have been cheated by this old guy, including himself.
When he was in school, Chu Yu watched a lot of Hollywood fantasy movies.
The villains in these movies, especially vampires, big monsters, and dragons that can turn into small fresh meat.
When these villains were the earliest, they were generally sealed by many righteous people.
Then after a long, long time, suddenly out of nowhere came an idiot whose head was caught by the door, anyway, he released these sealed villains.
Of course, the idiot who let him out didn't end well, or he was accepted as the youngest brother by the villain
After the death of the protagonist, or it will be killed by the villain immediately.
Chu Yu didn't want to die, let alone be the idiot who suddenly appeared, so he didn't fully believe what Dracula said just now, which was also the main reason why Yan Snake was by his side Qin Beige was guarding outside.
But after talking for a while, he realized that Dracula really didn't look like a bad person, and he was stupid.
If Dracula was really a big villain, Chu Fugui would not throw him under the ancient well and would not restrict his freedom.
And it can also be seen from those Moutai and cigars that Dracula can leave the ancient well at will.
But this guy has been staying here honestly, because he believes in Chu Fugui.
One is that Chu Fugui said that he could lift his curse, and the other is that the old guy fooled others, saying that Dracula's existence has a very huge significance to this world, and Dracula doesn't know how huge it is, so he is stupid to wait here, as if he is in prison, when he is bored, he smokes cigars, sleeps when he is sleepy, and when he wakes up, he walks around to "pick up" cigarettes, wine, etc., and then dives into the water to take a bath on a rainy day.
The irrigation hole was prepared for this, and when it rained, the place where Dracula stayed turned into a swimming pool.
Feng Kaishan met Chu Fugui more than ten years ago, and the courtyard house also lived more than ten years ago, which means that Dracula is likely to have waited here for more than ten years.
After chatting for a while, Chu Yu walked out of the house, and Yan Snake also followed.
"What should this guy do, continue to let him stay under the ancient well?"
Chu Yu didn't speak for a while.
He thought Dracula was pathetic.
Generally, people who are fooled by Chu Fugui are pitiful, regardless of whether they are humans or ghosts.
Staying with a corpse under the ancient well, it is not a matter of eating and drinking rain every day.
If he returns to Nangang, I don't know how many years Dracula will have to wait, in case Chu Fugui hangs up, he can't wait until the end of the world comes and then hang up inexplicably.
Chu Yu couldn't help asking: "Every time Chu Fugui comes to see him, he will draw his blood, Dracula's blood should be the key, the question is what is special about Dracula's blood?"
The flame snake was silent, because he didn't know.
Chu Yu asked himself and said: "Could it be that he is really a vampire, just like in the movie, he can infect ordinary humans with blood and then turn them into vampires?"
As soon as Chu Yu finished speaking, Dracula's cry came from the room.
"There is nothing special about my blood, it doesn't make people bloodborn, and it doesn't make people immortal. ”
The flame snake shrugged: "This guy's hearing is really good. ”
Sighing, Chu Yu said: "It's not a matter to always let the family stay below, otherwise, let him come up and live." ”
As soon as Chu Yu's voice fell, Dracula ran out of the house directly, and then went straight to the backyard.
Chu Yu was taken aback: "Why are you going?"
Dracula put it succinctly: "Move!"
When you're done, jump straight ahead
When he entered the ancient well, he ran faster than a rabbit.
Chu Yu smiled bitterly helplessly, it seemed that Dracula was not willing to live below.
"Okay, it's time to clean up the aftermath for Chu Fugui, this old guy may be dead in the hands of NH Company, this kid is stupid, he can't just wait for death below without anyone cares." After Yan Snake finished speaking, he turned around and walked to the low table, lit a cigarette, and his back looked a little gloomy.
Chu Yu was very clear about Yan Snake's feelings for Chu Fugui.
Although the old bastard is always taught, it can be seen through a few words in the future end times that this old man and the young can be said to be dependent on each other to survive and struggle in the last days, saying that they are masters and apprentices, more like father and son.
Chu Yu walked over and patted Yan Snake's shoulder.
"Good people don't live long and live for a thousand years, Chu Fugui should be fine. ”
Chu Yu also lit a cigarette and sighed silently.
In fact, his heart is not comfortable.
Since the last time I saw Chu Fugui in Nangang, there has been no news of this old guy.
Flame Snake was right.
The reason why he has only seen the light for more than 20 years is because someone blocked the darkness for him.
The darkness is NH Company, and the person who blocks the darkness for him is the unobtrusive Chu Fugui.
Chu Yu once asked the flame snake, when the end of the world strikes in the future, the whole world is shrouded in the shadow of NH Company, what is the outcome of himself at that time?
Yan Snake said that he didn't know, but all the people who had anything to do with Chu Fugui didn't end well, and they were all slaughtered by NH Company.
After smoking a cigarette, Dracula also crawled out of the ancient well, carrying a large burden on his back.
Without waiting to ask him what was in his baggage, Dracula jumped back on.
After tossing back and forth a few times, Chu Yu was dumbfounded.
Because Dracula, in addition to being a chatter, is also a hoarder.
Two electric mattresses with nowhere to connect to the power supply, dozens of Internet books, homemade barbecue racks, more than a dozen bottles of unrecognizable wine, a four-piece flannel bed for washing, two sets of half-armor, half-box instant noodles and two blackened garlic ends, a bottle of Lao Gan Ma, a knight's sword, and a lot of vases and porcelain from the Qing Dynasty, etc., etc.
Dracula's face was filled with joy after "moving to a new house", and he nodded at Chu Yu: "You come, help me take off my armor." ”
Chu Yu walked behind him and was surprised to find that Dracula's armor was snapped back and forth, and under the cloak, it was actually a hurdle vest, with the three big characters "Wahaha" written on it.
It turned out that this guy had just hurriedly worn a cuirass instead of a back armor in order to support the field.
It was the first time that Chu Yu had seen a hurdle vest under his armor.
When I asked, I found out that these things were all hoarded by Dracula, and the treasures were all placed in the secret passage under the coffin.
Dracula scratched her head and smiled, "I won't move my bed yet, I'll tear it down and move it up tomorrow." ”
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The bed in Dracula's mouth was the coffin with the six-pointed star and various runes carved into it.
After removing the armor, Chu Yu complained: "What did you say you were doing in the coffin when you had nothing to do, how unlucky, did you sleep comfortably?"
Dracula: "It's uncomfortable. ”
"And you're still sleeping in there?"
"Because I'm a Blood. ”
Chu Yu was a little frantic and said, "You're not a vampire, you're a blood purple disease!"
It's not that Chu Yu is very entangled in this problem, but in the future, he will stay by his side, open his mouth and close his mouth to scare others if he is from the blood clan.
After finishing speaking, Chu Yu asked again: "By the way, what do those six-pointed stars and runes on the coffin mean, they can't be black magic, right?"
"No, I scribbled. ”
"What are you doing with this?"
"Because I'm a blood clan, it's very appropriate. ”
Chu Yu had already begun to go crazy: "I'll say it one last time, you are a hemoviso patient, not a vampire, and you can't say the same to others!"
Dracula shrugged his shoulders and asked rhetorically in an innocent tone, "Then why did I live so long?" ”
Chu Yu suddenly found that he was speechless.
Yes, if the other party wasn't a vampire, he would have lived for so long for Mao?
But since the other party is a vampire, why do you have to eat garlic for instant noodles? And he also carries a cross around his neck, thinking that he has lived too long?
Chu Yu became more and more curious, what kind of thing is Dracula, not to mention Chu Fugui, that is, he wants to draw two tubes of blood to study it well.
Although the coffin was not taken, Dracula startled Chu Yu after opening a baggage, because it contained Wang Zhaodi's bones.
Everyone is married, and Chu Yu can't stop it, but he thinks it's quite crazy, if you want to say that Dracula doesn't love people, she doesn't forget to take people with her when she moves.
If you want to say that Dracula loves the family, this skeleton is scattered and obviously not very respectful of the deceased.
Carrying a blanket roll on his left shoulder and a skeletal shelf dangling on his right shoulder, Dracula swaggered back to his room.
It wasn't long before there was a clanging sound in the room.
After Chu Yu entered, he saw that it was Dracula who was stuffing Wang Zhaodi's bones into the closet.
The closet was too small to fit in, and Dracula was so angry that he kicked three times, and the bone frame was kicked apart, so he barely stuffed it in, and the forearm bones were almost in the eye sockets of the skull.
Chu Yu's face darkened a little.
This Nima... Is it a married couple?
It can't be that Wang Zhaodi gave you green before her death, right?
(End of chapter)
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