34 Dating a Ghost (1)
Hearing people's laughter, I kept reflecting: since the succession, the discipline has improved, but the results are still the first-to-last.
Where exactly does the problem arise? Is it because there are too many poor students, there is confusion in thinking, and the atmosphere of study is not strong, or is there a weak sense of discipline and no ability to exercise self-restraint.
As the saying goes, "shoot the man first and shoot the horse first, and capture the thief first and capture the king first", if you manage the "Four King Kongs" well, you can manage the 102 dormitory, and if you manage the 102 dormitory, you can manage the entire third class.
Yang Yuelong plays the role of "pulling a hair and moving the whole body", and managing him well has become an urgent problem.
Teacher Wenren had a bold idea and asked Yang Yuelong to serve as a sports commissioner.
In the afternoon, he entered the classroom early, and there were less than half of the students in the class, standing, sitting, and chasing.
Pei Ruonan threw Shuangxiaodong with chalk, Mi Aiju lined up the table vigorously, Yang Yuelong shouted loudly, Nana wrote something quickly, Liu Wu and Hong Xiaoxu whispered, Xia Changping knocked on the blackboard fiercely, and even Liu Changshun and Mei Jie, who had always been stable, were playing with each other.
"Pretend to be garlic, Xia Changping, what should I do if I break the blackboard! And Pei Ruonan, who doesn't care about official affairs and finances at all!"
Hearing Teacher Wenren's loud scolding, Pei Ruonan stuck out his tongue and ran down the podium, Xia Changping put down the board eraser, and watched the master tiptoe down like a cat. Nana hurriedly picked up the book and put it on the table, reading incoherently. The rest of the students also fell silent.
"Class cadre, come here!" he waved his hand and walked out of the classroom. After a while, a few of you pushed me in and cowered by the wall.
Wen Ren smiled and beckoned: "Sit down!"
After a few people sat down, he said, "I plan to let Yang Yuelong serve as the sports committee, is that okay?"
A few people were dumbfounded, looking at me hesitantly, Wen Tianhao shook his head vigorously, and the fast-talking Ming Yuchan said: "No, no, he doesn't have a class and doesn't make trouble, we can't control it!"
"He said, 'Who cares if he's the eighth king!'" Wen Tianhao said with a smile.
"He would climb on the desk to sleep in any self-study class, Jia Chongwen patted his back and crackled, and the students behind him also coaxed, and it was very messy! He also kicked Ge Shanshan's buttocks, cut people's hair, and helped Jia Chongwen pass notes......
Without waiting for Guo Yuxia to finish speaking, Mei Jie hurriedly said: "Smoking in the classroom, pulling Ge Shanshan's hair and forcing her to smoke." ”
"Why didn't you tell me sooner?"
"Who told you to scold whom!" said several people.
"How can you give birth to such a kid, it's a campus underworld!" Wen Ren said angrily.
"That's why we let him be a cadre on duty, not to let him manage others, but to let him have a self-motivation and manage himself. He said after a pause.
"Don't spoil our class!" Ming Yuchan continued.
"I called him every day, and you kept an eye on him. ”
"You can try!" Wen Tianhao motioned to Ming Yuchan, and several people stopped talking.
After they left, about the time of a pot of tea, Yang Yuelong strode over, and the pungent smell of smoke filled the entire room.
"Yuelong, smoke again!"
"No, no, it's been changed a long time ago!"
"Don't pretend to be garlic, you can't fool me if you fool others!"
"Something's wrong, teacher!" Yang Yuelong said in a rough voice.
"After discussion among the class cadres, the plan is to let you serve as a sports commissioner, okay?"
Yang Yuelong stretched his neck in surprise, his eyes widened, and a pair of big hands dangled like a fan: "No, no, that job is not easy to do, what is Mei Jie doing?"
"Isn't it okay for Major to be the health commissioner? Yang Yuelong still refused, and he had no choice but to accept it at my strong request.
In fact, he was full of joy in his heart, he grew up in the teacher's evasive eyes since he was a child, and he was able to be a sports commissioner, after all, this is the first time.
"We have four chapters of the law, and we can't count you as violating discipline. ”
"Which four?"
"First, shave off the bangs in front of the flat head.
Second, students should be restrained from using violent means.
Third, abide by the discipline in the class, and would rather sleep than speak.
Fourth, smoking is not allowed in public places.
Fifth, no matter what kind of physical activity, as long as you can finish in the top three, you will be credited.
Let's summarize once a month, and we can do the reward, but we can't do the punishment!"
For him, it is not so easy to do any of them, especially the third one, and not speaking in a class is as uncomfortable as ants crawling on the soles of their feet. He scratched his head, thinking about the majesty of the sports committee, and finally agreed.
"There was a basketball game recently, it is the best opportunity to show you, you organize it!" Yang Yuelong said happily, whistling and running out.
Hearing the laughter, he looked at Yang Yuelong's cheerful figure, and smiled knowingly, after all, he is a child, and he is much more aggressive than an adult!
This incident caused quite a stir, Liu Wu's face was full of disgust, Xiang Yang was suspicious of him, Pei Ruonan's purple face was covered with a layer of gray veil, and the gang of troublemakers in the 102 dormitory were happy, and their excited eyes kept throwing out envy: "Congratulations, Brother Zhi!"
"The best is yet to come. "There was a smile on the face of the smeller, a mysterious smile, a smile of an old cat stroking a mouse, a smile of a fox at a little lamb.
The sky gradually darkened, and the seven fairies grabbed a corner of the night and threw it down gently, and the black curtain covered the entire sky.
Wenren looked around and found that the seat of the catkins was still empty, and she did not come, whether it was the busy housework that delayed the time of the bus, or the melancholy mood lost the direction of the cloud bridge.
He was anxious, like a shepherd looking for a lost lamb, and after a few phone calls, but no one answered, and a bad omen came to him.
"Shao'er, you're not leaving, why are you back, what are you looking at by the door, come here!"
Shao'er walked over slowly, smiling, the catkins' mother stretched out her hand, and Shao'er suddenly turned into a breeze and flew away, and the door swayed flickering.
The catkins' father sat still, and the catkins ran out with him.
"Xu'er, do you see your sister, under the willow tree in the yard, waving to you!"
The catkins ran over, and the peony floated to the willow tops and swung on the swing, smiling.
"Why are you back again, Shao'er, what are you doing standing there, come here, come here, how are you doing there?"
In the middle of the night, the catkins' mother suddenly ran into the courtyard and said to the purple black shadow.
"Xu'er, your sister is standing under the willow tree again, beckoning to you!"
The catkins ran over, and Peony hid behind the willow tree, and she and Peony frolicked, and Peony's hand broke, and it flowed to her white shirt, and immediately it was full of red flowers, and Peony floated to the leaves, and the willow leaves were dyed reddish.
"It's time for school to go!" said to her mother at dusk.
Her mother walked to the carport, tripped over Shao'er's schoolbag, the pus on her forehead rose up, and it didn't hurt at all, she turned around, and there were only purple willow leaves scattered on the yellow soil.
She rode the bike, with catkins sitting in the back, and almost fell down when she went out.
Passing by the cemetery at the head of the village, Liu Wu suddenly exclaimed: "Mom, there is a sedan chair in the middle!"
She stopped, and sure enough, she saw four plain white men carrying a plain white sedan chair walking over, a plain white dog flying over the sedan chair, and then there was the sound of an owl quacking.
"Su'er, let's go home. Frightened, both of them flew away.
What's even more weird is how the bike is ridden all the way without the chain.
When I returned home, I saw Shao'er playing on the willow tree with a chain, which instantly turned into purple and red willow leaves, and the chain swayed in the wind on the fork of the tree.
Her mother's head swelled violently, and she went back to the house with the catkins. The phone is also strange, and it rings when it is disconnected.
The kang hung above the house, swaying like a sedan chair, and Shao'er turned into a plain white dog and drilled around under the kang, unable to shout.
When the rooster crowed, she lost her blood color and flew to the tops of the willow tree in terror.
Early the next morning, her mother sent catkins to school, "Ghosts, there are ghosts!" As soon as she entered the door, she shouted nervously, and those who didn't believe in ghosts were also scared into a cold sweat, and they felt even more unnatural when they looked at the bloodless couple.
"Ghost, I'm a ghost!" When he entered the dormitory, a ghost with a long tongue, eyes hanging down to his mouth, and no trace of blood suddenly jumped out from behind the door, and the catkins fainted with a "ah".
"How can this be, I'm just scaring you!" "Hook Ghost" suddenly cried, everyone shouted, and when Liu Fu opened his eyes, "Hook Ghost" became Pei Ruonan.
Liu Fu pointed at Pei Ruonan angrily and said, "Ghost, you are a ghost!"
"Pei Ruonan is teasing you, don't be like this, I have goosebumps all over my body. Xiang Yang cried.
"I won't scare you, okay?" Pei Ruonan cried while tearing the face of the "Hook Ghost" to shreds.
The soul of the catkins was lost, and she was lost under the willow tree at home, she was listless, and her original introverted and melancholy personality was even more melancholy and introverted.
She asked the teacher several times if there were any ghosts in the world, and she was so angry that people said: "If there are ghosts in the heart, there are ghosts, and if there are no ghosts in the heart, there are no ghosts." This sentence made her believe that there are ghosts in the world.
"The most attractive thing is the ghost, and the most powerful is also the ghost, and it is the ghost who goes out during the day. ”
When talking about "Song Dingbo's Ghost Hunting", someone said:
"In ancient times, a person came home late from his relatives. Halfway through the road he heard a clattering sound, he turned around, only to see a black expanse, turned around, and heard the clattering sound again.
He stopped, he walked loudly, click, click, click, and the pace of his own was frightened, and he thought that he had met a ghost, and ran and ran desperately, and looked back as he ran, only to see the black street trees, and the rest could not be seen, and the sound became more urgent, and he was so frightened that he almost vomited out his heart.
Back home, this man was scared to death, why do you say?"
Teacher Wenren spoke mysteriously, Xiang Yang shivered vigorously, but Liu Wu listened with relish.
"Why?" they asked in unison.
"Because there are ghosts!" said the teacher, scaring them.
This is exactly what it is: the eyes of the hideous electric head are blinded, and the green peach branches are broken in both hands. Dan Fu fell into the fire and walked away, and the pillar god thundered during the day.
Note: The ending poem is selected from the Song Dynasty writer Ai Xingfu's "Gift to the Clan's Son to Cure Ghost Diseases"