Chapter 399: It's so tiring to pretend, it's boring

The Sahara Desert is full of yellow sand, and you can't see the edge at a glance.

The desert is lonely, lonely, and always the color of yellow sand in front of you.

In such a desert, there are two figures, stretched for a long time in the setting sun.

These two people are naturally Yang Xiaolei and Yang Xiaoqian.

They have been in the desert for three days.

However, the legendary Emerald Canyon is not known yet.

Even the oasis in the desert, the two of them have only met once.

According to the information obtained at the time, the Emerald Canyon is in the center of the Sahara Desert.

After positioning, Yang Xiaolei found that they had already arrived at that position.

But here, except for the slow yellow sand, there is nothing.

As a last resort, Yang Xiaolei could only use stupid methods to search around a range of ten miles nearby.

"I don't like the weather here!" Yang Xiaoqian pouted and said, "I'm thirsty!"

"Well, I'm thirsty too!" Yang Xiaolei casually threw him a large bottle of mineral water.

Yang Xiaoqian was also not polite, and drank it in one goo.

Looking at Yang Xiaolei's outstretched hand, Yang Xiaoqian asked, "What are you doing?"

"Give me the bottle, recycle!"

Yang Xiaoqian naturally didn't understand, but she still handed the bottle to Yang Xiaolei.

"People, we must protect the environment! These plastic bottles are still here, I don't know how many years, before they can be absorbed. ”

"But if I recycle it, what if I can sell it for a dime when I go back?"

"Don't underestimate this dime, ten bottles are one dollar, a hundred bottles are ten dollars, and a thousand bottles are a hundred dollars. ”

"Do you know what? 100 million empty bottles, how much is it?"

Yang Xiaolei looked at Yang Xiaoqian with a look of hope, he knew very well that Yang Xiaoqian didn't know.

When Yang Xiaoqian said that he didn't know, he was showing it, that feeling, better than you!

In this way, can Yang Dashao be shown to be powerful?

However, Yang Xiaoqian rolled her eyes and said angrily: "Boring!"

This eye-rolling action was learned from Yang Xiaolei.

Yang Xiaolei: "..."

What is this for?

In the desert, it's so boring, you can cooperate and die!

However, Yang Xiaoqian walked directly forward and ignored him.

Kicking the sand while walking.

This is the first time she has seen such a scene.

In the beginning, it was called an excitement.

After coming out, I realized that this world is still so different.

However, after three days, she was tired of it.

Isn't it?

In the ground around the front and back, in addition to the yellow sand, there is only Yang Xiaolei.

After a long time, if you don't get irritable, it's weird.

Moreover, she has a natural discomfort with the hot and dry desert.

How can there be a paradise island with flowers and flowers!

Fortunately, Yang Xiaolei's Sun can bring a lot of water and food.

From the beginning, Yang Xiaolei was very well prepared.

The sun sets and the stars sink, and it's another night.

"I don't like the night! it's so cold!" Yang Xiaoqian said.

"I don't like the night either, but being able to enjoy the moon with beautiful women is a pleasure in life. ”

"The so-called, lonely boat crosses the Yangtze River at night, admires the flowers, the moon and the autumn fragrance..."

Yang Xiaolei put his hands behind his back and looked up at the moonlight, which was called a sao bag.

Yang Xiaoqian looked at Yang Xiaolei quietly, her big green eyes were full of doubts.

What's wrong with this guy?

Feeling weird?

Yang Xiaolei originally thought that he would get a compliment?

But when I looked back, I was stunned!

What the hell does this girl's gaze mean?

Anyway, you can also appreciate your face, and say that it's okay to be so wet and wet.

However, Yang Xiaoqian didn't react at all.

Suddenly, Yang Xiaolei understood and slapped his head.

Oh my mother, this girl hasn't read a book, so she doesn't understand.

Dare to love, I have worked hard for a long time to fall in love with the cow.

No, it's a romance with a dryad.

If it is replaced by ordinary people, it is estimated that it will be forgotten, people can't understand it, why do you say so much?

However, Yang Xiaolei is not an ordinary person, not only was this product not discouraged, but became interested.

"Xiaoqian, let me tell you, do you know? There is a very great movie star, he is not from a good background, and he is not a good person. ”

"He's still unlucky!"

"He went to be a star first, he was timid, and he dragged his friend to the interview, and his friend became a star, but what about him? ”

"What is the interview?" Yang Xiaoqian tilted her head and asked.

"Uh... Is this it? When you're looking for a job, people need to interview you. ”

"Why do you want to find a job?" Yang Xiaoqian didn't understand.

"Because I want to live, I want to make money, I have to support myself and my family. "Yang Xiaolei is very patient.

"Why make money? Isn't it okay to feed yourself?"

"You need money to eat. ”

"Why do you want money to buy it? I'm hungry, so I'm going to eat it." ”

Yang Xiaolei: "..."

Women's thinking seems to be inherently strange.

Yang Xiaolei suddenly felt that he couldn't explain clearly.

"Okay, let's not talk about this issue for now, and when I have the opportunity, I'll popularize it for you, how do people live?"

"People's life is actually very different from your life on a paradise island, and there are a lot of exquisiteness, and when the time comes, you need to learn it seriously. ”

"Oh. Yang Xiaoqian obviously didn't understand.

However, Yang Xiaolei said it, and she agreed.

"Okay, now back to the question just now, that guy's friend, a movie is a big hit, and he can't, not to mention not being popular, it's just torment. ”

"I think I'm far away, in fact, what I want to say is that this guy, after ten years of training, has finally become a very powerful person. ”

"Then, what kind of cultivation realm is he and has become an immortal?" Yang Xiaoqian asked.

Forehead...

Yang Xiaolei has a black line.

Suddenly, he felt as if he couldn't talk anymore.

It's not on one channel at all.

However, giving up is not Yang Xiaolei's principle.

He thought for a while and said: "This question, these are actually two things, the matter of becoming an immortal, put it aside, the great movie star I am talking about is actually a mortal, an ordinary person, who can't cultivate at all." ”

"What's the use? During the tribulation, a bolt of lightning slashed to death!"

"I..."

Yang Xiaolei clenched his fists, how can he talk about this.

Ten years ago, it was a comedy, but now it's a tragedy!"

"And my inner world, you don't understand, I don't know... How speechless..."

"Actually, I just want to pretend to be forced and talk about that sentence: ten thoughts, thinking about the country, thinking about the society, appreciating the eight eyes, appreciating the flowers, appreciating the moon and appreciating the autumn fragrance..."

"It's wet, it's wet!"

"Hahahaha..."

Yang Xiaolei still learned the emotional laughter and laughed.

Suddenly, he remembered the beginning of that movie.

Eight wives behind me, but no one understands me!

This is my sorrow!

Or my sorrow!

Yang Xiaolei was speechless and choked!

It's so tiring to pretend to be a force, it's boring, it's boring!

"Look, what's that?"

Suddenly, Yang Xiaoqian exclaimed.

"Don't bother me, I'm immersed in the ocean of my heart. Yang Xiaolei waved his hand with a sad face.

"Look, there, where the moonlight shines, why is it green?"

"Hmm?what?green?".

Yang Xiaolei suddenly turned his head, looked at a sky-high green pillar in the distance, and was stunned!

"Emerald Canyon?" Yang Xiaolei also exclaimed.