Chapter 1097: Roll Call
The process of buying a mobile phone was very smooth, Song Shuhang chose a mobile phone that just came out this month and bought two, one black and one white. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
When the time comes, the black ones will be kept for their own use, and the white ones will be kept for the white seniors.
Wait for the white seniors to come out after brushing the tribulation, and then change the two mobile phones, and the beauty is ruthless.
Before the magic change, this mobile phone was used together. At least it can be used for calls, chatting and surfing the Internet.
After buying the mobile phone and paying the money, Song Shuhang left the mobile phone store.
Ordinary people's lives are mostly peaceful and uneventful, and generally speaking, when you want to buy a mobile phone, the probability of encountering robberies, explosions, and other terrorist events is very low. Some people don't get to do anything like that in their lifetime.
Song Shuhang tried to put his mobile phone card into the mobile phone, and it turned on smoothly, and there was nothing wrong. The mobile phone card seems to be damaged, but if it can survive the catastrophe, it is also fate.
Then, Song Shuhang found a place to avoid people's eyes, flew up again, and returned to the pharmacist's building.
On the way back, I passed by the park again.
It's just that Instructor Xiao Li is no longer there, and it seems that he is going back after the morning exercise.
Perhaps, if Instructor Xiao Li persists, he can become a martial arts master, proficient in the four unique swords, swords, sticks, and fists, and fight invincible opponents in the Jiangnan martial arts world.
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Time flies, and it's almost time for morning classes.
Song Shuhang came to Shi Luoli's room and told her to get up.
"Poetry, get up, it's time for class. Song Shuhang patted Shi's face.
"Hmm...... I hate it, don't call people...... Let the family sleep a little longer. The poem turned over, and the quilt was rolled up in a ball. Her eyes didn't mean to be opened.
Song Shuhang sighed and patted her gently: "Let's get up first, it's really not good, go to school and then go to sleep?"
"No, no. The poem's tiny legs flapped on the bed: "Let me sleep a little longer...... I don't want to get up...... Senior Brother Song, please. ”
"......" Song Shuhang: "Or, I'll fly over with your sword?"
"Don't, I don't want to go to class, I don't want to get up, Senior Brother Song hates it the most......" The poem made a thin voice and shrank her head into the quilt.
The most annoying......
I hate it......
"Okay. Song Shuhang smiled bitterly: "Then you go back to sleep first, and I'll come over at noon to call you for dinner." ”
"Mmmmmmmm, Senior Brother Song likes it the most. Shi immediately muttered, and then she rolled up into a more comfortable position and fell asleep beautifully.
I liked it the most......
Liked it......
That's why the love and hate of bear children always come so easily.
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In the end, Song Shuhang went to class alone.
This morning's class is math.
Professor Yang in the math class has a habit of abruptly calling names. It is to go to class, and after talking about a knowledge point, a random roll call will be carried out.
The number of roll call attendance will also be used as a score to affect the final assessment results.
This hobby is really bad, and many students hope that Professor Yang can change this bad habit, but unfortunately Professor Yang did not take everyone's opinions and still went his own way.
Today, Professor Yang is no exception. Halfway through the class, he suddenly had a shock and began to take roll calls.
"Here we go again. Gao Moumou rubbed his face, fortunately, he has been energetic recently and has not skipped class. At the same time, he stretched out his hand and pushed Tubo, who was sleeping on the side: "Wake up, Lao Yang has started to name again." ”
Tsuchiba wiped his saliva away and opened his eyes with a confused expression.
Song Shuhang rubbed his temples - the poem and the white crane Zhenjun were not there. Although the two of them only came to the university to experience life, their grades had no effect on them.
But it is not a good thing to be remembered by Lao Yang.
While thinking about it, Professor Yang had already counted several people in a row, and called his name: "Song Shuhang." ”
"In. "Song Shu Channel.
Lao Yang glanced at Song Shuhang and nodded with satisfaction. He has a great memory and can always relate the names of the students in his class to their general appearances.
This is also what the students hate the most, so that Lao Yang's roll call will not be possible for others to report on their behalf.
University roll call, it stands to reason that it is just a formality, which means that teachers and students cooperate to deal with it, and some schools do not even have such an 'activity' as roll call...... Why be so ruthless?
"Gao Moumou. Lao Yang shouted again.
"To. Gao Moumou replied that his name was so special that it was easy for ordinary teachers to remember him after seeing his name.
Not only the roll call in Lao Yang's class, but also the roll call of other classroom teachers, as long as they point to him, they will glance at him. No one can answer the name on behalf of Gao Moumou, every time he thinks of this, Gao Moumou is sad from his heart.
So, this person's name is really important.
"Song Shi?" exclaimed Professor Yang, who was also impressed by this little girl, after all, she was a genius girl.
Song Shuhang gritted his teeth, he pinched his throat and shouted, "Here!"
While checking in, he used the function of the illusion brooch to affect Professor Yang's vision.
only affects Professor Yang, and in the eyes of others, he is still Song Shuhang.
Therefore, when Song Shuhang pinched his throat and answered, Tubo, Gao Moumou, and Yang De on the side looked at Song Shuhang in surprise -- Did Lao Song take the wrong medicine today? In Lao Yang's class, they all dared to call on behalf of others? Moreover, they also reported on behalf of a classmate with obvious personal characteristics such as 'Song Shi'?
But something more surprising happened to them.
On the podium, Lao Yang pushed his glasses and glanced at Song Shuhang's location. Then, with a satisfied nod, he ticked off the roll call.
It seems that in his eyes, Song Shuhang is not Song Shuhang, but a poet.
"???" Gao asked a certain face, did Lao Yang take the wrong medicine today?
Not only Gao, but many classmates around him were also confused.
Registration is still ongoing.
"Yangde. Lao Yang continued to shout.
Yang De hurriedly responded: "Here." ”
"Lu Fei. ”
"To. ”
"Tobo. ”
"In. ”
"White Crane!" Professor Yang shouted again.
Then, under the surprised eyes of Gao Moumou, Tubo, and Yang De, Song Shuhang moved a position and continued to pinch his voice and said, "Here!"
Lao Yang continued to raise his head and glanced at Song Shuhang.
No problem.
Then, as if he had taken the wrong medicine, Lao Yang nodded and ticked the box on the roll call.
Tu Bo and the surrounding classmates looked at Song Shuhang in surprise, what the hell is going on? Lao Yang is blind today? Didn't you see Song Shuhang's three times by himself?
"Could it be that Lao Yang got up in the wrong way today?" said a classmate secretly in his heart.
"Or maybe he wore the wrong glasses today, and the prescription is wrong?" said someone secretly.
"Or maybe he's sick today and his brain is blank?"
"By the way, Zhu Tao didn't come today, so let's call him for him. Today, Lao Yang is very blind, maybe he can pass the test. There was a strong classmate on the side, and he said in a low voice.
Song Shuhang: "......"
Don't, buddy, don't mind, Lao Yang is not blind today, he is not wearing the wrong glasses, and he is not sick, really!
"Nan Xin Qiong. ”
"To. ”
"Zhu Tao!" At this time, Lao Yang called Zhu Tao's name.
Then, Zhu Tao's sturdy roommate looked serious, raised his head and said, "Here!"
Song Shuhang: "......"
If he could, he wished he could lend the 'Transfiguration Brooch' to this buddy. But now it's too late to borrow. In addition, Song Shuhang has not yet learned 'illusion'. There's no way to put an illusion on someone else or something.
Song Shuhang was full of apologies.
Professor Yang pushed his glasses and stared at Zhu Tao's roommate: "Are you Zhu Tao?"
"Ugh. "The strong roommate doesn't feel good, director, this script is not right!
"Who was Xiong Donghua before that?" Professor Yang said in a deep voice.
Not only is the professor not blind, but his memory is also good.
Xiong Donghua really wants to cry, if he can post an expression now, he must brush the screen full of [tearful] expressions.
"Student Xiong, it's a good thing to be angry. But it's not a good habit to call 'to' for someone else. Professor Yang pushed his glasses: "But for the sake of your righteousness, today's 'Zhu Tao' will be counted." ”
When Xiong heard this, his eyes lit up.
Lao Yang is so reasonable?
I didn't expect Professor Yang to have such attributes, it's so cute.
Then, Xiong Donghua was absent from school today. Lao Yang said lightly, he stretched out his hand to tick the name of 'Zhu Tao', and added a stroke to the name of classmate Xiong, turning the hook into a fork.
Xiong suddenly cried and fainted in the toilet......
For a while, many students turned their heads and stared at Song Shuhang.
, what happened to Song Shuhang just now? This guy has called three times by himself? Why didn't Lao Yang see it?
Bribery, unspoken rules, or is Song Shuhang actually Lao Yang's biological son?
"Hey, Shuhang, what happened just now?" Gao Moumou approached Song Shuhang and asked in a low voice.
"What?" Song Shuhang blinked.
"Don't pretend to be stupid, just now you answered for Shi and Bai He in one breath, why didn't Lao Yang react?" Gao Moumou gritted his teeth and said.
"Because, I played a little trick. "Song Shu Channel.
"What means?" Gao Moumou wondered.
"Money. Song Shuhang said: "In fact, Song Shi and Bai He are quite special, and they can transfer to this school because of money." For the sake of money, there are some things that teachers will open one eye and close one eye. ”
Gao Moumou: "......"
What about the festival?
Song Shuhang looked up at the sky - just now, he shouldn't have only affected Lao Yang's vision. He should sacrifice the meritorious snake beauty and the green onion girl.
Let the merit snake beauty transform into the appearance of a 'white crane', and then let the green onion girl use the illusion brooch and turn into the appearance of poetry, which is the safest way.
He just didn't think about it.
Other than that...... Sure enough, learning some simple illusions should be put on the agenda as soon as possible.
At least when dealing with ordinary people, a few simple illusions can save you a lot of trouble.