Chapter 445: Doctor, You Treat a Live Horse as a Dead Horse Doctor
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"Xiangfu, I just said that to be a woman, you have to obey your own man, you are still a college student, so forgetful, I really don't know how you came out of college. “
The old lady said very unhappily.
"Qian'er, I can do this, I have no illness, I'm fine, say I'm confused, I'm more sober than anyone else. Qian'er, you can arrange for your fourth grandmother to go to work in your group, the family married a college student, and as a result, I can't afford to lose my face when I do physical work in the mining area. “
While speaking, the car had already driven to the hospital, Li Yuanming supported Siping Niang, got out of the car, and faced Xiaoqian with a thousand thanks. Xiao Qian said to Yue Xiangfu, "Fourth grandma, we are not outsiders, if you think about it, go directly to my group to report, I have explained to Bai Wei of the head office, you go, she will settle you well." “
I don't know what the reason is, when Li Yuanming saw Xiaoqian's car driving away at a gallop, there was an indescribable feeling in his heart.
Obviously, he is Li Yuanming, but now he wants to pretend to be Yu Siping, and he looks at his woman, but he can't recognize him, holding his baby, and his heart is even more mixed.
"Siping, it's better to carry me, I feel that my body is getting weaker and weaker, and my eyes are full of hallucinations. “
Siping Niang was still pretending to be okay just now, but now, as soon as Yu Xiaoqian walked on her front foot, she was no longer able to support her weight. "Siping, I faintly heard your ancestors say last night, they have asked for a son for you, anyway, we also came to the hospital today, you settle me in the ward, and then, you take your daughter-in-law to see, if you are pregnant, let's bread a table in this city at noon today, not only to treat your daughter-in-law, but also to inform your ancestors by the way. “
Li Yuanming went through the admission procedures for his mother, and the doctor prescribed a lot of checklists, Siping Niang said to the doctor, "These days, I always feel nauseous and vomiting, I vomit whatever I eat, I want to check my pregnancy." “
When he said that, all the people in the ward were laughing and leaning back and forth, and a few young people laughed and said, "Grandma, you, you really didn't come here to see a doctor, I think, you were sent by God to be funny with us." “
Li Yuanming also said on the side, "Mother, let's go to the gynecology department to register for a number, how can we do this." “
"Fool, you don't need to pay for the examination, this is to be reimbursed anyway, this hospital can't report it, I can also find the third child and let the third child report it to Lao Tzu." If he dares to prevaricate me, Lao Tzu will smash his mine. “
Hearing the old lady's words, this time, the doctor, and those patients stopped laughing, it turned out that she was not going to test her pregnancy, but to test her daughter-in-law who was standing next to her.
"Mother, we don't lack that money. “
"Nonsense, is the money washed by water? “
The doctor had to write the pregnancy test on the old lady's checklist, and also wrote the old lady's age, eighty-five.
"If this is found to be pregnant, you are the oldest woman in our hospital, but if this matter spreads, I am afraid that I will have to be reimbursed for this errand. “
The doctor smiled bitterly and handed a stack of test sheets to Li Yuanming's hand, "Go for a check, there are many people queuing up in the hospital, and I'm afraid it will take several hours to finish this." “
Li Yuanming carried Siping Niang on his back, for a person like him who was sturdy and had developed his brain to 15 percent, carrying an old lady on his back, it was as if he had nothing on his back.
The old lady's body is normal, the stomach, and the average young man in his thirties can be compared, and the teeth and mouth are also very good, except for the diamond bite, maybe other things are not a problem, the heart, is enviable, even the doctor who examined it said, this age, the heart and blood vessels, can also be compared with people in their forties.
There is nothing wrong with the whole body, but he talks nonsense, he has no strength in the whole body, and he is sick as if he is going to die.
Li Yuanming glanced at Yue Xiangfu beside him, except for her, no one could move that kind of hands and feet.
The report was handed over to the attending doctor, and the attending doctor was also very surprised, saying that he was not sick, but indeed people were dying, saying that he was sick, and all these various reports were taken out, and they were all very normal.
"Doctor, let's treat the live horse as a dead horse doctor, come, get me all the treatment equipment in the hospital, and then, notify me of the critical illness, give me first aid. Then, Siping, you go and call the third child to me, let him see, we are the old people of Zhenjia Village, outsiders have such and such benefits, it is our turn, we have to enjoy it. “
Hearing the old lady's words, all the people in the room couldn't stop laughing.
This is a medical treatment, it's obvious that you're here to mess around, and then blackmail people hard.
"Old man, I live in this hospital, but it's not as good as my own home, the air is not good, the water is infusion, it may not be as comfortable as drinking water, and you have to use the equipment, how uncomfortable it is, you know. “
"I'm not afraid of being uncomfortable, I'm here to enjoy it now, doctor, you can't drive the patient out, right, if you dare to get me out, I'll complain to you, and I'll have this hospital sealed." “
The doctor naturally couldn't make the decision, and asked Li Yuanming, Li Yuanming faintly felt that although Yue Xiangfu didn't say anything, the old lady would rather live in the hospital than go home.
It can be concluded that in the days when Siping was not at home, something unbelievable must have happened to the old lady.
"Doctor, my mother has such a wish, she has never even taken a pill in her life, let alone come here to play Yangge, you can fulfill her wish, let her enjoy what it is like to be hospitalized. “
When the doctor heard Li Yuanming's words, he had no choice but to put on the equipment, add infusions, and specially add special care.
Patients are not afraid to spend money, which is naturally a good thing for hospitals.
Li Yuanming settled Siping Niang, and took the Siping daughter-in-law, who looked very filial, to do a gynecological pregnancy test. The results came out soon, and Yue Xiangfu was really pregnant.
"It seems that the doctor can't do his errand, and the old lady in her eighties is actually pregnant. Hahaha. "The people in the same room, looking at the strange old lady, were all covered with equipment, and the doctor had issued a critical illness notice.
Now, this has made another pregnancy, super advanced maternal age, critically ill.
Connecting it all quickly became blockbuster news, and everyone laughed out loud.
"What are you still doing in a daze, on the one hand, notify the third person to come and see me, on the other hand, as soon as the third person leaves, we will go to the celebration banquet. Hahaha. “
The old lady herself couldn't help but laugh for a while. I want to talk about "The Burning Soldier King of the Beautiful President" with more like-minded people, pay attention to "excellent reading literature" on WeChat, talk about life, and find confidants~