Chapter 025: A Joke That You Owe
"Oops!"
"Bang!"
Zhao Huiwen was still laughing at Zhao Wenming one second ago and shriveled like a plank, but he didn't expect the plank to retaliate against him in the next second.
Fortunately, Zhao Xiaohe reacted and pushed him away. Losing their center of gravity, the two rolled down the embankment to the vegetable patch below.
"Little River!"
"Huiwen!"
Zhao Wenming, Zhao Fangrong and others noticed the abnormality and quickly ran over.
"How are you doing?" Zhao Wenming quickly ran down the embankment, asking urgently.
The place where they fell was backlit, so at this time, Zhao Wenming couldn't see the situation below clearly, and could only see that they were both lying down.
"It's fine. ”
"It's a big life. ”
Zhao Xiaohe and Zhao Huiwen's voices both came from below, and soon the two of them stood up.
"You didn't fall, did you?" Zhao Wenming had turned on the flashlight of his mobile phone when he spoke.
Zhao Huiwen scolded and walked up the inclined embankment: "Fortunately, the river is pushed fast, otherwise my round head will have to become flattened." ”
Zhao Xiaohe, who fell down first, waited for him to go up, and then patted the dirt on his body and walked up.
Here, Zhao Fangrong was relieved to see that the two of them were fine, and then joked with a smile: "Who told you to smoke? The old secretary repeatedly told you not to smoke during the period of keeping the card, what is this called? Retribution." ”
"What kind of retribution," Zhao Wenming casually pulled a handful of grass and threw it at Zhao Huiwen, snorting and laughing, "I did it at all, deliberately let the wooden board hit him, who told him to laugh at me for being as shriveled as the wooden board? I want to make him more deflated than me." ”
Zhao Huiwen patted away the flying grass clippings and said, "Yo, you still do it, do I have to offer you to General Yang Si and burn incense for you every day?"
"It's not enough to burn incense, you have to worship every day. ”
"Thanks to your birthday, your wife will be completely Xiaohe. ”
"Why did it hit me again?" Zhao Xiaohe answered with a smile when he came up, "You really have no conscience, you should have made your head flattened just now." ”
"Eh, where do I have no conscience? I have a great conscience," Zhao Huiwen patted his chest with a smile, "Some people can't think of other people's wives, I gave you other people's wives, why do you blame me if you don't appreciate me?"
"You can't think of other people's wives every day, right?" Zhao Fangrong interjected with a smile.
Zhao Huiwen deliberately snorted with a straight face: "You can't talk nonsense, when did I think about other people's wives? I am a real honest person, and I can't compare to the head of Xiaohe Village, who pecks rice." ”
[Note: Stuffy chicken pecking rice is a common saying in Zhao Jiazhou, which means the same as the word sullen. ]
"Go and go, don't pretend," Zhao Fangrong waved his hand, "Who helped Ah Hua pick up the milk cover last time? and personally sent it to someone's house, tsk, you dare to say that you didn't miss someone Ah Hua?"
"It's all next-door neighbors, if someone's milk cover is blown into your yard by the wind, you can't help someone pick it up?
Zhao Fangrong smiled and blinked his eyes, and said with a wicked smile: "Tut-tut, that milk cover is very fragrant, right?"
Everyone laughed together, and Zhao Wenming then laughed: "What is it to pick up a milk cover, I heard that Ah Hua has a few pairs of flower pants, and Huiwen is very clear." ”
Everyone laughed again, and Zhao Xiaohe, who had a very low laughing point, burst into tears.
Zhao Huiwen couldn't help laughing, and immediately grabbed the loophole in Zhao Wenming's words and scolded him: "You even know that Ah Hua wears flower pants, it seems that you have climbed the window of Ah Hua a lot, aren't you afraid of being discovered by Chunrong and breaking your feet?"
Ah Hua is the wife of Zhao Chunrong, the leader of the fourth group, who is spicy and bold, fast-talking, the husband and wife are very cheerful and outgoing, they usually like to make jokes about meat jokes, and they are also very willing to joke people, usually everyone is used to such jokes, so there is no concern at this time.
"It turns out that it's civilization that really wants to be a flower. As soon as Zhao Fangrong's ridiculous words fell, everyone laughed again.
Zhao Huiwen walked far away from the crowd at this time, lit a cigarette again and prepared to suppress the shock, just lit the cigarette, only took a puff, obedient Zhao Fangrong's words snorted, and was choked and coughed again and again.
A few people who set up the scaffolding also laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists, thinking that they were wearing work clothes anyway, so they simply sat on the ground and laughed.
Zhao Xiaohe rubbed his stomach, Zhao Wenming stomped his feet, pointed at Zhao Fangrong with one hand, and wanted to say something several times, but because he laughed so much, he didn't say half a complete word for a long time.
It took a while for Zhao Xiaohe to come to his senses, touched his sore stomach and said, "If you talk about Ah Hua like this, aren't you afraid of being cursed by Ah Hua and getting sores?"
"I didn't say anything about giving the milk cover, it was Ah Hua herself who said it in front of everyone. Zhao Fangrong responded with a smile, "But if the milk cover is fragrant, you have to ask Huiwen." ”
Zhao Huiwen smiled and stretched out her hand and nodded at Zhao Fangrong: "No wonder Ah Hua wants to curse you every day, just your mouth." ”
Zhao Wenming saw that the two of them were fine, and while signaling the workers to continue to build the shed, he smiled and continued to tease Zhao Huiwen: "If you don't owe your mouth, you can't owe your hands, can you pick up the milk cover flower pants head indiscriminately?"
Zhao Fangrong smiled and echoed: "We must not pick it up, if we pick it up, we will definitely be cursed to death by Ah Hua, Huiwen is different, maybe the milk cover and pants are all specially thrown into his yard by Ah Hua." ”
The country man is like this, and it is even more energetic to do things with such a joke.
Zhao Xiaohe was not surprised by this, at this time he also laughed enough, no longer paid attention to their jokes, took off his right glove, took out his mobile phone to look through the chat records of the village group.
At this time, Zhao Sanfu had repeatedly reminded the villagers in the group not to go to the market tomorrow, if they had to go, the family could only send one person to go, and they must wear masks, which received a response from a small number of villagers, and more voices of opposition. At first, there were supporters to refute the opponents, but as the verbal conflict became more and more intense, the arguments and quarrels fell, and the supporters lost their voices. Behind it, there are all opponents talking, interspersed with a few cursing bat-piercing people, and the latest developments in the epidemic somewhere.
Zhao Xiaohe looked at the heavy mood, and transferred a few more updates on the latest developments of the Wuhan pneumonia epidemic and the basic protective measures for pneumonia to the group, so he didn't read it, and instead went to climb the building to see the news of the patrol propaganda group.
At this time, with the efforts of Zhao Xiaowei and others, everyone in the patrol propaganda team joined the group, and everyone's attitude towards the pneumonia epidemic was the same, so the voices in this group were very harmonious, and they were all making suggestions on how to better lead all the villagers to prevent and fight the pneumonia epidemic. Zhao Xiaowei has preliminarily drawn up a patrol propaganda plan and is in the process of carefully dividing labor. Others have given advice to the large crowd of opposing voices. Looking at this scene, Zhao Xiaohe's mood was a little better.
[Village Chief Xiaohe, my brother also wants to apply to be a volunteer, can you pull him into the group] - someone is in the patrol group Aite Zhao Xiaohe.
The other party's nickname has not changed, and Zhao Xiaohe doesn't know who he is, but judging from the very personalized avatar, he guessed that it should be one of those college student volunteers, thought about it, and responded to him seriously: [According to the current situation, the pneumonia epidemic will not end for a while and a half, and more volunteers will definitely be needed to join the epidemic prevention and anti-epidemic work at that time. Mr. Wei has already arranged it here, let's take a look at the effect of tomorrow's patrol publicity. I'll set up another group and let new volunteers add that group, and then arrange tasks for them according to the specific situation in the village. ]
[Okay, then you build a group QR code and send it here, I'll pull them in]
[You can only pull real volunteers, but don't pull people who sneak in to listen to the news and turn around to dismantle our platform!!] Someone quoted the above sentence as a reminder.
[Understand!! promise not to cause trouble to our work!!]
Looking at the cute expression behind him, Zhao Xiaohe smiled, and immediately created a new group, pulled all five people in the village in, and briefly explained the situation. Zhao Wenming and Zhao Sanfu did not respond, only Zhao Jiacheng and Li Hongying expressed their support.
Knowing that Zhao Wenming was taking everyone to build a shed, guessing that Zhao Sanfu should still be working at the family of the Yougen patriarch, Zhao Xiaohe didn't wait for them, and after changing the group name to "Zhaojiazhou Anti-epidemic Volunteer Group", he sent the group QR code to the patrol propaganda group.
When he was doing these things, several cars asked to drive into the village from outside, and saw that the people of the village who lived in the city came back for the New Year, took their temperature, and carefully asked them about their recent whereabouts.
"You said they wouldn't lie to us, right?" At this time, the joke time had passed, and everyone resumed their serious work again, Zhao Fangrong looked at the car driving into the village with a worried expression.
"Who knows. Zhao Huiwen spread his hands, walked away again, took off his mask, and touched a cigarette again.
"Don't you smoke, okay?" Zhao Fangrong began to complain, "How many cigarettes have you smoked in this moment?
Hearing this, Zhao Xiaohe subconsciously touched the cigarette in his pocket, his throat moved, and he still withdrew his hand.
If you talk about smoking addiction, these people are afraid that none of them have a big addiction to smoking. But he has always remembered Zhao Sanfu's advice, and he touched the cigarette box many times in one night, but in the end he didn't dare to move.
"Standing here blowing the old north wind, aren't people allowed to smoke a cigarette?" Zhao Huiwen exhaled a smoke ring deeply before responding, "If you want to smoke out of the station farther, there are few cars and people on the road, and the wind is so strong, and the pneumonia bacteria have already blown away, what are you afraid of?"
"If you can, you won't smoke. These days, we have to keep the card and develop a better habit. Without waiting for Zhao Fangrong to speak, Zhao Xiaohe had already reminded him first.
"That's it, be careful that you smoke, the old secretary smokes you. ”
"Okay, okay, just don't smoke. ”
Seeing that Zhao Huiwen extinguished the cigarette, Zhao Xiaohe didn't say anything more, and turned to look at Zhao Wenming and his party who were busy on the side.
When it comes to building a shed, it is actually a simple shed built with container materials to shelter the card keeper from the wind and rain, and put some necessities for the card keeper, the area is not large, so it does not take much time. Before eleven o'clock, it was set up.
"Okay, you go to the west of the village first to unload the materials, and I'll bring the tools. Zhao Wenming said as he packed up his tools.
These materials were transported from the city, and they took the fast road to the east entrance of the village first, so they first built a shed at the east entrance of the village.
Zhao Xiaohe immediately stepped forward to help Zhao Wenming carry the tools into the car.
He is taller and stronger than Zhao Wenming, when working with Zhao Wenming, he doesn't need Zhao Wenming to say, but he will take the initiative to take care of all the work, Zhao Wenming knows that he has little strength, and he never rushes to do it, every time he looks at him with his hands together, and says something like "Your parents still gave birth to you well" and something like that.
Zhao Xiaohe finished moving and helped him close the trunk, Zhao Wenming smiled and said "Thank you, Brother Bing", and was about to get in the car, but suddenly turned around and stared at Zhao Xiaohe's ass: "What's the matter with your ass?!"